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Titty Fucking Phone Sex with BBW Glenda

I met this guy a few weeks ago who was quite enamored with my big titties. We have been hanging out for awhile now too, finding things to do with my tits. Of course, his favorite is to titty fuck. I let him give me a pearl necklace the first night I met him. Can you blame a guy for wanting to slide his cock between my two juicy boobs? Of course not. My favorite way to titty fuck is to sorta  lay hanging off my bed with him standing by the edge of the  bed. My big boobs dangling, almost smothering me. He slides his cock in between them and I suck the head. This upside down move is pretty hot too because he can lean forward and finger bang my cunt or even eat my pussy. Sucking cock actually gets me really wet, but you stick a few fingers in my pussy and flick my clit at the same time, and I will cream all over the place.

He is really tall and well built so he can actually hold me up and do the standing 69 position. I am not a small girl, hell my tits alone weigh 50 lbs, so it’s really nice to find someone who can lick on me that way. The first time we tried it, he said it was like being groped my two chicks because my hands were holding his ass and my tits fell off to the side like they were grabbing his hips.  It’s nice to have a guy who is not lazy in the bedroom and doesn’t mind a good workout.

When was the last time you had a good titty fuck? Mine are big, real and bouncy. Perfect for your cock, perfect for your cum.

 

Big Tits Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: 101 Uses for Big Boobs

Big tits phone sex is a hell of a lot hotter with a BBW gal like me with natural 38 EE’s. Nothing feels better on a cock than real big titties. Silicon parts are for toys. Real ones can smother your cock. Real ones can bounce as you pound. Real ones can be lifted up to have the cum sucked off of them. Real ones can hypnotize you.  Real ones can give you life as you suckle on them. Real ones can get you out of a lot of trouble. Real ones can motor boat better.

I have been using my tits for as long as I can remember. In school, they got me A’s. In my car, they got me out of traffic tickets. At concerts, they got me back stage. At the end of the line, they got me to the front. In coach seating, they got me to first class. In clubs, they got me in free. In court, they got me out of trouble. In  traffic, they got me in the other lane.

Just the other day, I used my boobs to snag free cable. The Comcast guy was hooking up the new neighbors , and a flash and a jiggle was all it took to get premium stations for free. I love my big beautiful natural breasts. Do you?

Think of all the hot, nasty fun you can have with my tits. You can cover them in cum, whipped cream, hot wax, melted chocolate, body paint, body glitter, champagne… You can pinch them, fuck them, suck them, slap them, hog tie them, motor boat them, sleep on them, float on them, abuse them, rest your beer on them….

The possibilities are endless with 38 EEs. Give me a call so you can hear me do whatever it is you want to my pretty big titties. They are here for YOUR pleasure.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Backyard Peep Show

This is the last weekend the pools are open which makes me so very sad. I love getting wet in a bikini and watching all the men at the pool adjust themselves when they see my beautiful curves. I love being wet. In more ways than one. I also love showing off my tits in a sexy way. So, I decided to put an old fashioned showers outside in the yard. It’s like a big tub, no curtain, so no privacy. I don’t want privacy anyway! I have a slew of neighbors that I can wash my body for. Today, I decided to give it a try.

I put on this hot little white bathing suit cover up with no bathing suit underneath. I stood in the tub and let the water cascade over my curves. My big thick juicy curves. My nipples got so hard they could cut glass. I was soaking wet and that cover up became like a second skin. I looked around to see if I could see any peeping toms or tammys. I am quite the exhibitionist. I love attention on my body. It appeared I had a few subtle onlookers so I kicked up the show a notch.

I sat on the edge of the tub, hiked up the wet cover-up, spread my legs and exposed my freshly shaven pussy. I then started rubbing my clit. I put a leg up on the edge of the tub for better viewing pleasure and I spread my pretty pink cunt lips. I then slide 3 fingers inside my pussy and fucked myself until I exploded. I then licked my sweet pussy pie juices off my fingers. I even smeared some on my tits and licked it off. I am a chronic masturbator. Sure I get fucked and fucked often, but something so hot about getting yourself off. Especially when you have an audience. And I had more than a few voyeurs today. Would you enjoy watching me get off. Or better, listening to me get off? I can let you hear my wet pussy.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Pussy and Cock for Brunch

I woke up early this am because I got a call from the couple I recently house sat for. They wanted more fun with their favorite horny BBW. Well it’s Sunday Funday and I was going to have some fun. Some hot fun. I put on something sexy and headed to the valley. I think I left a puddle on my car seat in anticipation of another hot threesome. When I arrived, they greeted me with Mimosas and chocolate covered strawberries. We all went into the bedroom and got comfortable. I love them because they enjoy worshipping my body. They laid me on the bed  and fed me strawberries. He then straddled my face so I could suck his cock, while she got between my legs and dipped those chocolate strawberries into my pussy. She said my nectar made those strawberries yummier. At one point she was eating them out of me as I was sucking her man’s beautiful dick. Then he poured a Mimosa over my big beautiful breasts and they both licked it off my body. Sunday brunch was being served on my body.

Once his cock was good and hard, they switched positions.  I was now licking her sweet honey out of her beautiful tight cunt. Such sweet puffy pussy lips. He slid his cock into my snatch while I tongued her cunt. Her juices were flooding my face while my juices  were flooding his cock. We fucked each other for hours. They are such a hot fun couple and I love joining them.  I have never really considered myself bisexual, but I love this woman. I would fuck her with no cock around.  You have a bi curious wife? I’d love to join you guys. Threesomes are my new addiction. Pussy and cock at the same time is so hot.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Adventures in Housesitting

This week I have been house sitting in what is a mansion to me. Huge place. Has like 22 bedrooms, a game room, an indoor and outdoor pool, a big screen private theater. I feel like a celebrity in this place. My girlfriend hooked me up with this wealthy plastic surgeon who wanted someone to stay in the house and take care of the fur babies. Well, he came home a day early unannounced with his hot young girlfriend. They insisted I stay the night and enjoy dinner, drinks and the pool with them. I would have given up my big titties to stay another night in luxury.

At dinner, they were telling me about their trip to Europe and how my rubenesque figure is coveted over there. I wasn’t quite sure what they meant. Then they explained that in the US the focus is on unhealthy body types, like a size 8 is considered fat. But in Europe a size 12 is normal and curvy women are worshiped as goddesses. I was liking the sound of that. Well the drinks kept coming and the next thing I know we are all in the hot tub together naked.  At first its tame, just talking naked. Then I felt  her fingers  working their way into my cunt from underneath the bubbles. As my head tilted back in ecstasy, he kissed me, grabbing my boobs and massaging them. I felt like a goddess being worshiped. She kept finger fucking me as he lifted a tit up to his mouth and began sucking on it. I wasn’t sure if it was the hot tub or my arousal but I was about to overheat.

They suggested we move this to one of the bedrooms. When we got there, they laid me down on this big sectional bed and began massaging every inch of me. She went down to eat my pussy while he continued to worship by breasts. They both just kept telling me how gorgeous I was. I was not accustomed to not doing any of the work. I like to give as much as I like to receive pleasure. I let them bring me to a few orgasms before I insisted that I return the favor! I started by eating her out. I have not eaten a ton of pussy in my life, but when I have, I have loved it. This was no different. She tasted sweet like honeydew melon. As I was licking her swollen pulsating clit, he pushed his cock in my pussy fro behind. I felt it sink in to my thick wet snatch and I let out a long loud moan. He had a nice size cock and it felt awesome going in my cunt.

He fucked me for about 15 minutes before shooting his load deep in my pussy and she came all over my face. As he kissed me to taste her nectar on my face, she went behind me and licked her boyfriend’s cum out of my hot cunt. She ate my creampie. It was so amazingly hot. We spent the entire night fucking. I even watched them fuck. Among the hottest sexual encounters I have ever had.  They blew my mind. It felt good to have my thick curvy body worshiped.  Sadly the morning came, and it was time to head back to reality. But they did say they would have me over again soon. I can’t wait. Threesomes are my new thing! Maybe I can play with you and your partner?

BBW Phone Sex: A Sexy Encounter with an Ex

I had a job interview today for The Tilted Kilt, a chain bar like Hooters; they are looking for hostesses. I figured this would be some nice extra cash and another way to meet hot eligible bachelors. I put on a cute but upscale slutty outfit and head downtown. When I got there, I was greeted by a girl I went to college with. It is such a small world. Her husband is the manager of the local Tilted Kilt. She said he does all the hiring but she  helps with the application process. She is a buxom, curvy gal like myself. I always thought she was hot. In fact I had a girl crush on her in college.

After we caught up a bit and I filled out the application and answered a few questions, she signaled her husband to come out to finish the interview process. My jaw just about fell open when I realized she was married to one of my ex boyfriends. Big Jim I called him. Not the brightest bulb around, but one of the biggest. It was hard to imagine him settling down; monogamy was never his strong suit. He was a player. I guess Rebecca was able to tame that beast. I did worry, however, that my application would not be considered now. Big Jim and I did not part on good terms. When I caught him cheating with my then BFF, I sorta pulled a Carrie Underwood on him and took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. In fact I think there is a warrant out for my arrest still for destroying his new BMW.

When he came out, I thought it would be awkward, horrible, maybe even violent. But it wasn’t. Big Jim recognized me of course. We had dated for almost a year. But, he apologized. Said he was a changed man. Rebecca had tamed him. I looked at her and said “impressive, he is a hard beast to tame.” I asked her secret. She undid her blouse and revealed even bigger titties than mine! Then she grabbed me and kissed me long and hard. I was a bit shocked. I mean I had a crush on her in college, but here she was married to my ex boyfriend who potentially could be my new boss. But my pussy was dripping. I looked at Big Jim and he had his cock out and was stroking it.

Rebecca went over and locked the door, came back and said” I keep him faithful by letting him watch me with the beautiful girls he can’t have.”  I was in shock. I mean technically he had me, but didn’t want to keep me, and now he had my girl crush and what she was suggesting was so hot to me. She started undressing me. She had me sit on the pool table naked. She then took the pool stick and teased my whole body; she used it under my boobs, to caress my body , then she fucked my pussy with the first 10 or so inches of that pool stick while her hubby, my ex jacked his huge cock. I came so hard too that I squirted on the pool table.

I had to return the favor. I undressed her. I laid her down on the table and  licked every inch of her. She has a plump juicy cunt. Smooth, tasty and very wet. I made her cum on my face, but I was not satisfied with just making cum once. I grabbed a pool ball and pressed it on her clit and rubbed it around while I sucked on her tit until she cam hard again. I did that with all the pool balls. That’s 12 orgasms, well 13 if you count the cue ball. I looked at Big Jim with every cum I gave his hot horny wife.  He shot like 4 loads. We all came a lot.

I am not sure if I got the job or not, but I did get to satisfy an old crush, make up of sorts with an ex I was wasting energy on loathing still, find out I am not gonna ever be arrested for destroying a car and cum several times. Sometimes running in to an ex can be a pleasant surprise.

Titty Fucking Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Cum on My Tits

So my friend has this cute foreign guy staying with her for a month. He barely speaks English, but she said she walked in on him by accident in the bathroom the other morning and it appeared he was pretty hung for a short guy. Well of course I have been obsessing over it since she told me, so I decided to come by for breakfast. I do like some big cock. He was sitting on the couch reading a newspaper. I was wearing a slutty but hot outfit to show off my huge tits and catch his attention. He seemed impervious to my boobs. A one eyed old monkey with cataracts notices my tits. WTF? Well I yanked that newspaper right outta his hand and thrust my tits in his face, then pulled my top down so they were dangling in his face. I then motor boated him until I saw the bulge in his pants. Oh my, my friend might be on to something. While still buried in my plump big natural breasts, I unzipped his pants and out popped a pleasant surprise. He did have a nice cock. At this point he was working with me. He didn’t understand the words that were coming out of my mouth, but he understood my actions. Actions do speak louder than words.

Before long my mouth was devouring his thick shaft and I needed both hands to hold onto that  thing. I was bobbing up and down his member  and playing with my juicy twat at the same time. I was so wet too. He started guiding his cock to my tits. I knew what that meant. He wanted titty fucked. He needed my boobs. Well I do have the perfect titties for fucking! I grabbed a boob in each hand, wrapped them around his cock and sucked him  using my tits to help! His cock didn’t even get lost in my natural 40 EEs. Didn’t take long before his balls got tight and a load shot all over my boobs and face. Big load too. Yummy load. Gosh I love being covered in cum. I am a cum slut jizz junkie at heart. That was the protein shake I needed this morning. The language of fucking is universal.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Makeshift Dildos

Today I was out by my pool and got really horny. I went to my bedroom to get a vibrator . I was all set to play with my pussy all day long as I worked on my tan. And dangit, the fucking batteries were dead. I got a little frustrated and threw my pink friend over the fence. My neighbors will have a nice surprise. Hopefully their fur friend doesn’t find it first and drop it on the porch! My fingers were just  not gonna do the trick today. I was turbo charged sexually. I suddenly channeled my inner Martha Stewart, which is rare. I am hardly the crafty type. I started opening drawers and cabinets to see what I could find to fuck myself with today. I didn’t even have any garden veggies in the house. But, I did have play dough, a roll of paper towels, crazy glue and some plastic little Easter eggs left over from Easter. Fuck Martha Stewart, I was about to be MacGyver.

I stared intently at the items on my kitchen counter as I rubbed my clit. The need for something inside my pussy  made me creative. I undid the Easter eggs, glued one half on each paper towel ring on both ends. I then rolled the play dough onto the paper towel rings and over the plastic egg covers. I spent some time perfecting the shape until it had a cylinder shape around the middle and a penis like head. I then baked it in the oven for 30 minutes until the play dough hardened and glistened. I let it sit for another 30 minutes to cool down and then I examined it. It was hard and round and the perfect shape. I got up on my kitchen counter and slowly inserted it into my pussy. OMG. It was still a bit warm, but it was long and thick and felt awesome in my cunt. I fucked that pretty purple homemade dildo for an hour before I squirted everywhere and decided I wanted more.  I had tons of play dough left over from a birthday party, so I decided to make several more handmade fuck toys. By the time I was done, I had a rainbow of homemade dildos.

It really is amazing how creative one can get when without a cock or batteries. You know, I may never use a vibrator again. My play dough dildos feel awesome and they are good for the environment.  In  fact, I am gonna call up some of my girlfriends and have them come over and take them for a test drive.  Trust me, if you wanna jack off I can help you. Hell, we can rub one out together and get creative with what we use to pleasures ourselves. Wait, that makes me the MacGyver of Mutual Masturbation phone sex!

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Glenda: Good Will Humping

I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.

When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it.  After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though.  We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”

After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department.  I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.”  Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!

I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out.  I got down on my knees and told them to line up for  the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open.  A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun.  I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.