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The Biggest Cum Shot from The Biggest Cock: We Love BDK

biggest cum shotThe biggest cum shot only cums from the biggest cock. And the biggest cock known to woman is the anaconda. My BFF and neighbor Brandy has been dying to meet Big Daddy King. He is legendary for many reasons. He is filthy rich for one. Like, white man rich. He is the Sugar Daddy of the decade. For life in my book. He is the Living Legend because he is an all-star athlete, owner of many businesses, owner of mansions all over the world and a legendary lover with the biggest cock ever. I have been proudly owned by BDK for years. My beloved King is trapped down in the Cayman Islands while the world is at a standstill. He called me up and told me to grab Brandy and bring her down to his tropical beach paradise. Brandy was uber excited. Big Daddy King’s millionaire jet impressed her. It is an impressive way to travel. Gold and bejeweled interior. Top shelf liquor served. Imported leather bucket seats. And Big Daddy King porn playing on the movie theater sized screen. Brandy and I were soaking wet before our feet hit the sand of the Cayman Islands. Brandy was impressed so far, but I don’t think she believed me when I said Big Daddy King doesn’t have a dick, he has an anaconda. Seeing is believing. There he was at this mansion door in his white compression shorts and a silk robe. He looked better than a tall glass of lemonade in the desert. Yummy. I introduced Brandy to The King. My girl is sort of a tough as nails not impressed by much bitch. I watched her go weak. She was basking in how handsome and built Big Daddy King is. She hadn’t seen anything yet. We both fell to our knees and gave rainbow kisses all over BDK’s white compression shorts. We could see and feel the elephant’s trunk growing inside. We had to set it free. Brandy almost passed out. She thought ten-inches was a big cock. My King has a 13.5 thick cock. That is why we call it the anaconda. Holly fuck. Brandy was a believer now. Of course, she got first dibs at sucking and fucking the greatest cock in the world. There is more than enough of Big Daddy King to satisfy an army of sexy big titted babes. No one does gfe phone sex, like BDK. Brandy could barely walk afterwards, but she had never cum harder. There are only two types of men in this world. Big Daddy King and every other man. #PropetyofBDK #AnacondaParadise #OwnedbyBigDaddyKing #WhiteManRich.

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Phone sex Girls Need Attention and Cock

phone sexPhone sex girls must get creative sometimes. I was out of clean clothes. My washer is broken, and the maintenance guy won’t fix it until the social distancing guidelines change. I was out of clean clothes. Laundromats are closed. I have been trying to be a good girl and do what my governor tells me to do but I needed some milk and toilet paper. I could put on dirty clothes or I could make a clean outfit. I can’t sow. My sheets were dirty, so no toga. I went in my kitchen and found some colored saran wrap I use for presents. I made a tiny outfit. It was nice out and I figured not that many folks were out anyway. My nipples were covered. No one could see my ass crack or my cunt unless I bent over. In my make-shift outfit, I went around the corner to the 7-11. Guys were honking their car horns as they passed. Men confined inside were cat calling through their windows. And no one wanted to social distance from me at the 7-11. My hot pink saran wrap outfit was a hit. I am a stacked blonde bimbo. I guess I did look like trailer park Barbie going out like that, but I needed milk and I wanted some attention. Attention, I got tenfold. I brought home a 22-year-old boy with milf fever. I am not a mom, but he didn’t need to know that. I am old enough to be a mom, just not his mom.  He didn’t care about social distancing and neither did I. I just cared about his young hard cock. It had been a hot minute since I had a cock, so young or old, big or average, I jumped at the chance to fuck. It was a good fuck too. He knew what he was doing for the most part and I helped him navigate by body for what he didn’t know. The coronavirus has thrown a monkey wrench in every one’s sex life. I bet you will get some hot pussy the moment this shit passes too. In the meantime, this sexy gfe phone sex slut is here for you.

Hot Ass Sex Threesome

hot ass sexAt least Brandy and I can have hot ass sex. She is my neighbor. We are both going stir crazy with no cock. She came over last night with a bottle of wine. We were going to Netflix and chill, but a male neighbor decided to distract us. He is cooped up too. We are not supposed to entertain more than three people at the same time, but it was just Brandy, me and our cute neighbor. Three is not a crowd right now. It is a welcome distraction. All our neighbors lust after Brandy and I because we are buxom buddies. We are always together, especially now. We were both horny, so we let our neighbor crash our Netflix and chill night. We wanted some cock. I can eat Brandy’s fine cunt and ass for days, but she doesn’t have a cock. We can both enjoy phone sex, but again that is got getting us real cock. So, when our neighbor knocked on my door wanting to crash our party, we let him in. We didn’t waste anytime with idle chit chat. We all new why he was there. I unzipped his pants while Brandy pulled his cock out. Impressive. Not the biggest cock we have ever had, but it was a nice cock, plus it was delivered! All we had to do was take it out of its wrapping and play with it. Didn’t take long to get hard either. He was hard at hello. He sucked on my big tits while Brandy brushed up on her cock sucking skills. Big tit bimbos like us never forgot how to suck cock. Soon, we were fucking. I sat on her face while our lusty neighbor fucked her cunt. Once he came, I licked his cum out of her wet bald pussy. He got hard again and fucked me from behind. We eventually drained his balls and got back to our movie night, but it was nice to get some cock, finally.

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At Least We Still Have Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex

mutual masturbation phone sexAt least we can still have mutual masturbation phone sex, right? I know this sucks. I am in the same boat as you. I hate being cooped up inside. I am a stripper and a very social girl. My hot ass is out every night dancing or clubbing or just hanging with my fellow hot friends. Now, I am on a permanent Netflix and chill date with myself lol. Luckily, I have this gig too. Without you horny men, I think I would go crazy. My pussy is going through sex toys. Last night, I had a guy call me with a big thick cock. No dildo I have fits his cock size, so I grabbed a big cucumber from my refrigerator. I am so desperate for cock right now that I will stick just about anything up my wet bald pussy. I love having the feel of something up my cunt while we talk dirty and get each other off. Hopefully, things get back to normal soon. I was on my bed impaling my cunt with my garden boyfriend when I realized my neighbor was watching me. He was pressed up against his window with his dick out. I am sure he was squinting to get a good view. I was still talking dirty, but I turned my cunt to face the window. I mean we are all in this together, right? I should be neighborly. Some folks are leaving stuffed animals in the windows so when parents walk their little ones, they can count them. I was doing something similar. A stuffed beave for my neighbor to jack off too was in my bedroom window lol. I got my caller off. I got me off and I got my neighbor off too. I can still have fun at home.

Phone Sex Sugar Baby Isolating with The King

phone sexThis phone sex sugar baby got the best surprise. My beloved King called me up from the Cayman Islands. He is stuck there in is island mansion because of the Corona Virus. He knew the Pleasure Palace was closed and me and the other strippers are just stuck at home. Because Big Daddy King is white man rich, he can bypass some loopholes in travel restrictions. He sent his billionaire jet to take me and 10 other hot strippers to his island paradise. We used The Living Legend’s limo to go to the airport then we flew to a tropical paradise to quarantine with the handsomest and hungest man on the planet, Big Daddy King. No girl wants to social distance herself from Big Daddy King and his anaconda. I showed the girls all the caveats of the most expensive jet privately owned in the world. Gold bathroom. Top shelf liquor. Big screen TV. Bedazzled walls.  BDK’s jet is better and bigger than most people’s homes. We were flying in style.

fantasy phone sexWhen we arrived in the Cayman Islands, there was a stretch limo ready to pick up our King’s bevy of beauties. Big Daddy King looked so yummy standing in front his palace in white compression shorts and a silk robe. It was like seeing a tall drink of water in the desert. We were thirsty. No place on earth better to be quarantined than in a tropical paradise with The King. We flocked to him like thirsty bitches and took in his greatness. None of us could believe our luck at being on a tropical oasis with The Living Legend. Everything we needed to survive was standing right in front of us. I let some of the hot sugar babies who have never seen the anaconda get first dibs at worshiping our King. His white bejeweled man sleeve got covered in rainbow kisses. We were in the presence of greatness. It takes a bevy of sugar babies to worship the anaconda. Our beloved King has more than enough man meet to feed 10 hot sugar babies on quarantine. We worked his shaft and his billionaire balls until we got a volcanic load of nut sauce from the anaconda. And that was just the beginning. We are spending this time social distancing from Splenda daddies and tiny white dick losers. But no one, not even a killer virus, can keep sugar babies away from The Living Legend, my Big Daddy King.  #Propertyof BDK #WhiteManRich #SugarBabiesinParadise #QuarantinewiththeKing

Phone Sex Sluts Gotta Pay the Rent

phone sexThis phone sex slut got creative. The strip club had zero men in last night. Zero. We danced for ourselves. I know this world is going crazy, but no way I can hole up in my apartment for weeks with no male companionship. I am too horny and needy for cock for that. One of my fellow strippers and BFFs suggested we live together for a couple weeks. Weather the storm together. She doesn’t have a cock, but she is fucking hot. She also suggested we could make money with live cam shows. We are strippers. We have rocking bodies.  I thought it was a great idea. I was a little panicked when we had no customers last night. Even tornado warnings and blizzards bring out the horny perverts who want to see hot girls dance. We closed the club up early. I followed her home to get a few weeks of clothes, some sex toys and her cat. Last night was our first night as roomies. We slept in the same bed and she set up the cam. Now, I thought guys were watching us have hot ass sex. She told me that was part of it, but guys were paying just to watch two sexy bitches do mundane things like sleep and eat. We did give a little sex show to private viewers who had to pay more for that, but most of the viewers paid extra for an hour of us with a double-sided dildo. I was amazed at how easy the money was to make. I was also impressed with my friend’s money making knowledge and her tech savvy. I mean if we can make bank naked in my house, we don’t to worry about the loss of income from the club. There are plenty of men staying home. Might as well give them a show, right?   You and I can weather this storm together too with some unrestricted adult phone chat fun.

Naughty Neighbor Phone Sex with Pizza

naughty neighbor phone sexI made a naughty neighbor phone sex porn last night. This college boy who lives in the apartment above me came down to see me. He brought me pizza. I assumed he was horny because when I opened the pizza box, his cock was sticking through the pizza. Such a frat boy move. I usually hold out for fancy dinners not dick in a box. I was horny and he was cute. I slummed for a night. I sucked his pizza flavored dick. I gave him the best head of his life. He told me no one has ever sucked his dick like that before. He didn’t have a huge cock, but he did give me the biggest cum shot I have had from a white dick in a long time. I don’t even like pizza that much, but I do like cum. He didn’t need much downtime after I chugged back his cum. I was on top of him fucking him better than any girl before ten minutes later. I am a hot stripper and an in-demand sugar baby. I have skills other women have never heard of before, lol. I think he is addicted to me now. He has been texting me all day about another pizza night. I am going to have to break his heart. I never slum two nights in a row or with the same guy.

A Phone Sex GFE and The Living Legend

Phone sexThis phone sex GFE is the luckiest girl on the planet. I got a call from the Living Legend himself. My pussy always gets wet when I hear Big Daddy King’s voice. He brings out the animal in me. He is in the Cayman Islands right now, but he wanted some sugar baby companionship. He had me round up the top earners at the club for an impromptu jet flight to his Cayman Islands mansion. Big Daddy King is white man rich with a big black cock. Actually, an anaconda. Rich white men wish they had My King’s money and his cock. I rounded up Kardashian, Destiny and Jasmine, the newest and youngest money maker at The Pleasure Palace. I had to get Jasmine her tramp stamp and bling because as a top earner at BDK’s elite club, she is part of the even more elite sugar baby posse. My bitches were as excited as me to fly in style to the Cayman Islands to see our King. We packed only bikinis and stripper heels. Not that we would even need that because we planned on worshiping Big Daddy King and his anaconda the entire stay. He greeted us in his white compression shorts and a silk robe. We lavished him with rainbow kisses. I took to Instagram to film our arrival and to show the haters how much better Big Daddy King is than any other man. Losers in comparison to Big Daddy King. Jasmine needed to see the anaconda to believe it existed. This tiny waif of a stripper couldn’t believe Big Daddy King was so endowed. She thought we embellished. No, sweet girl, Big Daddy King is just that hung. He has a baseball bat for a cock and baseball bat sized billionaire balls for his sexy sugar baby posse. We let Jasmine have the honor of fucking our beloved King first. Holly shit. She looked like a puppet flying around on the anaconda. When it comes to Big Daddy King and his monstrous anaconda, seeing and feeling is believing. I am so lucky to be the top tramp in the best sugar baby posse around. #PropertyofBDK #WhiteManRich #AnacondaAddict #SugarBabyOG #TheLivingLegend

Phone Sex Fetish for Impregnation

fetish phone sexWhat is your phone sex fetish? I have a caller who likes to pretend he has knocked up a trailer trash whore. The kind of chick who smokes and drinks all through her pregnancy too. I call it a redneck fantasy. Nothing wrong with it. I like playing a redneck woman. Turns out his fantasy is pretty common. Lots of men want to knock up a trailer trash slut. I can look the part. I am a blonde bimbo with big fake tits.  After I left the club last night, one of the club patrons followed me. He is a regular of the club, but not one of my regulars. I figured he was going to beg for one of the dancer’s numbers, but I never betray my girls that way. Turns out he wanted to knock me up. He didn’t look like he had much to knock me up with, but I heard him out. I have no desire to be a mama, but when he offered me a lot of cash to at least try, I entertained the idea. I mean, he wouldn’t knock me up because I am on the pill. So, I fuck a loser; I would be ten grand richer and he could think he impregnated a blonde bimbo. I have fucked losers for less in the past. I let him come home with me. I was surprised. His cock was bigger than I anticipated. Not a huge cock like I love, but a decent sized dick. Usually impregnation fantasy guys don’t have much to work with. That is why they are desperate to leave a legacy behind.  I let him fuck me. I let him thing I was not on any birth control. I let him think I wanted nothing more than to have his brat. And, I took his money. After he came inside me, I lit up a cigarette and told him I could feel his seed growing inside my belly. He was happy and I was richer. Win-win.

Daddy Daughter Roleplay Phone Sex

roleplay phone sexI love roleplay phone sex. When you are a sexy switch, you can play just about any role for any fantasy. I am in my 30s, so not quite the popular daddy’s girl age, but I still get calls for it. I love taking care of my daddies. Sometimes, I meet a man at the club or online who wants a sexy daddy / daughter roleplay. I am always happy to be daddy’s princess. Last night at the club was busy. We have some sexy bitches out sick, so I danced. I miss dancing daily, so it worked out well for me. Turned out that it worked out well for some of the men in the club too. One of them has been watching me strip since I was 18 and just starting out my adult career. He was just in town on business and was hoping to see. He knows I am primarily the house manager now, but he was hopeful I would be dancing. He got the VIP room for us after my set. He wanted a daddy daughter dance. I slipped into my schoolgirl uniform that I dance to Aerosmith’s Rag Doll in and gave “daddy” a cock teasing lap dance. He was rock hard. He got more than a lap dance. I mean he is one of my biggest fans. I gave him head in the VIP room and daddy gave me the biggest cum shot. Well, maybe not the biggest, but he did shoot a long overdue load. I may not be a barely legal hottie, but I can still be daddy’s blonde bimbo.