Happy Veteran’s Day vets! Too all the soldiers who have so bravely served this country, I give you a BIG 10 inch salute.
I have nothing but respect for the men and women who have served our country. In fact, I was in my local Veteran’s Day parade today. I wore a hot patriotic bikini and made vets smile. I like making soldiers feel great. I have gone over seas on USO tours with regular hot women and soldiers have never known the difference, well until they get me naked that is. Today, on that float was no different. When the parade concluded, there were several vets waiting to meet me.
One in particular, was a WWII and Korean War vet. Needless to say he was a dirty old bird. I like dirty old birds. He told me I was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen and I reminded him of a 50s pinup. Said I was a classic beauty. I let him take me to lunch. He could no longer drive, but he seemed financially well off, had a limo. We got in the back of the limo and he offered me a lot of money to spend the night with him. Said it had been too long since he enjoyed the company of a lovely woman. I was smitten. He was 3 times my age, but such a gentleman. I wondered though if a special girl like me would give him a heart attack. I was struggling with telling him, when he saved me the awkwardness by admitting he knew my secret. How I asked? He said he just knew. When he was in Korea, he frequented a brothel that specialized in Asian lady boys. So my dirty old bird was a freak. I was in love!
I went back to his house and gave him a show worthy of a veteran of his stature and experience. I started with a sexy striptease. I can work a pole, hehe, both kinds of poles! I ended with a sexy lap dance. I could feel a lot of life in that old cock of his. My senior citizen needed no Viagra. I pulled t out of his pants and gave him a Happy Veterans Day blowjob to die for. He called me his sexy little Hoover. He came so hard in my mouth. He wanted to kiss me afterwards too. I love a man not afraid to taste his own cum. I wasn’t sure he could cum again so quick, but I was wrong. He was hard again in no time flat. I told him I thought it would be hot to fuck him in his dress blues with all his medals on it. He agreed too. I mean it is an appropriate tribute. I bent over, spread my cheeks and let an 86 year old decorated General of the US Army fuck my ass. Age is just a number. That old fox fucked me like he was a 25 year old Marine.
We fucked for hours. I gave him a creamy tribute all over his face and in his ass numerous times. A sort of 21 cum salute. I can’t wait to spread the honor today. Soldiers deserve my respect, my cock, my cum!
It’s Election Day. Did you vote? I could care less about your party affiliation, or most politics in general. But, you can’t bitch to me about anything political if you have not exercised your right to vote. I have an Election Day ritual every election. I start off first by playing with my pole. I take a few hours to exercise my right to stroke my throbbing cock. No better freedom than the art of self love. I then get dressed up very festive and wear my baby doll tee shirt that says “I Only Fuck Boys Who Vote.” I make some “Vote” cake pops and I march on down to my poll precinct looking all sexy, and entice folks to vote. I mean who doesn’t want to vote when a hot bitch like me is encouraging them?
This afternoon I picked up a nice older voter with my tee. He came out all proud with his little “I Voted ” sticker and asked if I wanted to have some fun. He was in a sweet BMW sports car with Rolex on his wrist. He screamed sugar daddy. I hopped in his car with him, and we went for a ride. Of course I had to suck his pole while driving. It was thick and long, just how I like my cocks. His cock could have steered the car. I was bobbing up and down his cock, when he lost control of the car and we ended up in a ditch.
We were okay. But super horny. I had to fuck him or have him fuck me. When I pulled off my pants, he was shocked to see I had a pole too. But it didn’t faze him for long. He went down on me like a captain on a sinking ship. The car was small and I was squirming around so much I ended up with the gear shift up my ass. Now, that made me cum almost instantly. Getting my pole sucked and my ass fucked at the same time. We had a hot time in his car. I Never made it to a house! I forgot I had cake pops in my purse. I took them out and I fucked his ass with a Vote cake pop. Most of the cake ended up in his ass, which was fine by me. I just ate it right out of his hot ass. When he dropped me back at my car, I thanked him for voting and sucking.
Don’t forget to vote. When you do, you get access to my pretty pole!!!
I picked up a guy at the club I went to last night. I sometimes frequent this little bisexual S and M club. I have a bit of a latex fetish. Combine that with my dominate bitch side, and this place is a treasure trove of subby boys wanting to service a hot special bitch like myself. I strutted into the club like I owned it. Hot pink latex thigh highs. Metallic blue itty bitty latex dress. Black ass kicking latex boots. And the best part, my latex whip. I commanded the place the moment I walked in and had my pick of the litter. All sorts of subby boys buying me drinks, lavishing me with their attentions.
I picked this one guy because he was a newbie. Said he was bi-curious, but outside of his head, had never been with a man before, let alone a shemale. I like popping back door cherries and helping men discover their bisexual side. I brought him home with me. Gave him a lesson in cock sucking and rim jobs 101. He did quite well for his first time. Manage to take all 10 hard inches down his throat. Of course he gagged, but he did make me cum. I gave him his first load in his mouth and first load in his ass.
His ass was sooooooo tight. I love virgins. I used some KY warming jelly, went slow at first to get past the wall, then once I was in, I started thrusting hard and steady. My big cum filled balls left a mark on his ass. I always cum quicker with a tight virginal ass. Bi-curious virgins are the best. Tight, always eager to learn, and usually submissive. Are you bi curious? I bet I could have some fun with your back door pussy. Never say never is my motto. You don’t know what you are missing. Trust me, you will cum harder and better with me in your ass then you ever did with your cock in your wife’s pussy. It can be our secret. I promise. Let me be your first cock.
October 30 is known as National Mischief Day. It’s an informal holiday where youth engage in pranks and minor vandalism. Now, I am far from a youth, but I find it fun to punk people. Last October 30, I put on my sexy cop outfit and decided to see what kind of mischief I could stir up. I had a very official looking badge because I stole it off this “on the down low” cop I blew regularly. I walked up and down Main Street, where all the bars were, waiting for some unsuspecting person to punk. I saw this very hot young couple who were very drunk. I flashed my badge and explained to them there were laws against public intoxication, which they both clearly were. violating.
Now, I only meant to scare them a bit, mess with their minds for 10 minutes or so. But the girl, was like “But, officer, you are so pretty. Couldn’t we work something out privately?” I knew what she was suggesting. The big hard cock in my panties knew what she was suggesting. It was her idea, so of course I went with the flow. They lived nearby, above one of the bars, so I went home with them. A pretty girl, a hot guy and a tranny cop? That was my kind of mischief.
As soon as we got to their apartment, I went down on the girl. I may be a transsexual, but I love cock and pussy. I just don’t get as much pussy as I do cock. I buried my face between her creamy thighs and tasted her sweet nectar. She tasted heavenly. Juices were running out of her pussy so fast, I had a difficult time not missing any juice. When I came up for air, her juices were all over my face and her boyfriend was stroking his hard big cock. Mischief night just kept getting better.
I sucked his cock like my life depended on it. I had a bulge in my pants that could no longer be contained. My prank was about to be let out of the proverbial bag. When the girl discovered the mischief in my pants, she went to town on it. Up and down like a greedy bitch. Felt amazing. Such soft lips on my rod. She was sucking me, I was sucking her boyfriend. She was gonna get tag teamed. She begged for it actually. She wanted me in her ass and him in her cunt. She got the double penetration fuck of a life time. And all because I decided to pull a little Mischief Night prank.
The funny thing was, that even after hours of fucking, sucking, licking… they never realized I was not a real cop. They just thought I was a tranny officer. I have the same outfit and badge for tonight’s mischief games. I have just added handcuffs and a billy stick. Let the mischief begin.
I remember the first time I had sex for money. I never intended to be an escort, but I was wanting money for my gender reassignment surgery. When I was younger I wanted to be all girl. I was not yet comfortable with my duality; with being the best of both worlds. I had some boobs thanks to the help of hormones, and long beautiful hair. I did my nails and toes, perfected my makeup, wore beautiful girly clothes. I certainly looked the part. Craigslist still had adult listings then, so I took out an ad as a barely legal college coed auctioning off her “backdoor pussy.” I made it sound like I was all girl and wanting to sell the pleasure of popping my anal cherry. My ass is my pussy. I was just shy of legal and the boy in me was not a virgin, but the girl in me most certainly was. I was amazed how many guys jumped at the opportunity to fuck my ass for the first time. And offer good money.
The guy that offered the most was obese and rather unattractive, so I went with this Latin Lothario. Tall, dark, handsome, hung and loaded. Young for the amount of money he had. I didn’t ask what he did for a living. All I cared about was that he was gonna pay $10,000 cash to fuck my ass for the first time. I felt like Brooke Shields in “Pretty Baby.” I was nervous. This was dangerous for lots of reasons. First I was fucking a stranger who could kill me. Second, I was duping him into thinking I was a barely legal teen girl. I met him in a hotel lobby for drinks first. I slipped him some X hoping he would be so high by the time we got to the room he might not notice my cock. We started making out in the elevator. It was a struggle to keep him out of my panties. No way was I gonna let him discover my cock before I got my money.
I went down on him first. Got him good and hard and convinced him the best way to do this was to just force his cock in my ass nice and quick. I laid on my stomach to hide my throbbing cock, spread my ass and told him to take my backdoor pussy. He rammed it in as instructed. He said it was the tightest hole he had ever fucked. He came almost instantly in my ass. It hurt like hell and I bled, but it was over quick and I had $10,000 cash. I felt a bit guilty, but I now know that if a guy wants to pay for a virgin, well I should take the money and run. I sold my backdoor pussy a dozen more times and amounted enough money for a sex change operation. But, the last guy who bought my virgin ass, discovered my secret. He was actually so turned on, he paid me more to suck my cock too. He had never been with a shemale and he told me I was the best of both worlds and I should never change.
Well, I didn’t. I just worked on being the best, the sexiest shemale around. Now when I escort, I get big bucks for being the best of both worlds and I hide nothing. I bet you would pay for the privilege of being with a hot tranny.
Last week I had to get X-rays. In a drunken stupor I fell and twisted my ankle. My doctor thought I may have fractured it and sent me to the hospital. The X-ray technician was a cute little Latino guy. Very flirty with me. He enjoyed taking pics of me. After he got what he needed of my ankle, he took a few fun shots. He was clueless of my pleasant present. I tucked my cock under, and posed in such a way he would be unable to see my throbbing boner.
He said my X-ray was sexier than any pinup he had ever seen. Asked if he could keep it to think of me. How sweet. He was going to jack off to my X-ray. My skeleton was going to get him hot and bothered. When he showed it to me, I was like damn, I even have a sexy ass skeleton. I got turned on by our little X-ray photo shoot and I could see his cock bulging. So, I thought it would be fun to suck his cock and have him take an X-Ray for me to keep! Now that’s a sexy skeleton
I know we could have gotten in trouble for playing around in the X-ray room but it was so hot. He had a big cock too. I wanted to show him mine, but I wasn’t sure he was ready to discover yet that his beautiful pin up was not all female. I swallowed his fat dick and sucked him off until he came. Got a great pic of my skeleton blowing his cock too. Think I may frame it. He got an X-ray of my sexy ass and I got one of his hot cock in my mouth. We exchanged numbers. We have a date next week. He will soon find out that the X-ray did not capture my best attribute. It will be a little Halloween surprise.
Today is one of those days that is about me. Just me. It’s been storming pretty badly lately, making it hard to get out. But, I have needs you know? I bet you do too. So I decided to break out my huge box of sex toys and pulled out my three favorites. A green jelly dildo; a purple suction cup dildo, and my baby blue vibrating butt plug. I started with my green jelly dildo. Its long and fleshy and thick just like a cock. I sucked it for awhile, imagining your nice hard throbbing dick in my mouth. Felt amazing. I sucked on it and stroked my cock thinking how good it feels to have a cock down my throat; how amazing it is to taste and feel cum. And when I had that dildo good and lubricated with my saliva, I rammed it up my ass and came all over my stomach.
Since I was covered in jizz, I decided I needed to shower. I took my purple suction cup dildo into the shower with me and mounted it on the wall. After I lathered myself up real good, I backed my hot ass on to the purple dildo thinking of you fucking your first tranny ass. My cock gets so hard at the thought of you shooting a load of hot spunk in me that I come again. I love getting fucked in the ass as much as I love fucking in the ass.
Since I am a horny fuck today, I get out my blue vibrating butt plug, slip it in my tight perfect ass, and fantasize about taking you. Surprising you with my panty present. Perhaps you had an inkling and were curious, perhaps I took you by surprise and didn’t give you a chance to say no. Whatever scenario, my cock is in your tight ass pumping away until I unleash a huge load in your virgin ass. If you are a good boy, I will even reach around and jack your cock as I fuck you from behind. Three hard cums in 3 hours with 3 of my favorite toys. Maybe you will be with me the next time so I can have the real thing and so can you.
Over July 4th weekend, I went to Venice Beach to visit some friends. I had heard all the freaks hang out there and a chick with a dick would blend right in. I love the beach, but on a traditional, vanilla beach, I stick out. Even in a bikini it’s hard to hide my 10 inch cock. Especially when I see all those hot men in Speedos! I decided to put on my red, white and blue bikini and a matching hat, and roller skate my hot ass right down to the beach. I met a cute little freak named Jorge. Now Jorge was wearing a Wonder Woman Speedo. Hell he had on a whole Wonder Woman outfit. Little guy, claimed he was straight and just trying to fit in with the freaks. Well, if he was indeed straight, he would not be for much longer. I was gonna have fun with my sexy little Wonder Woman.
We looked cute roller skating together in matching red, white and blue outfits. However, Jorge seemed clueless about the present in my bikini bottom. I asked him if he wanted to come back to my hotel room with me. I towered over him, so much so I could rest my tits on his head. When we got back to the room, Jorge and I smoked a joint. California weed is awesome. We started kissing and was positive he would see my dick poking out of the top of my bikini, but he was still clueless. I went down on him. Surprisingly a big package in a tiny man. Small hands and feet but huge cock. Almost as big as mine, which was now totally out of my bikini. When he came in my mouth, I stood up and well the cat was out of the bag.
He seemed a little perturbed. Actually downright angry. He tried to hit me. I was high and horny as fuck. Not to mention pissed off that a little shrimp of a man in a Wonder Woman outfit would act offended that I had a cock. I over powered him, flipped him over and yanked off his silly little Speedo and rammed my hard cock up his ass. I forced him to explore his bisexuality. He was screaming in a bad way, but he deserved my cock up his ass. Even more so, he deserved my hot spunk in his ass. I fucked him good too. No way I was letting him just walk out of my room without breaking in his tight little ass. It was so tight too. Well, maybe not as tight now.
He laid there all violated looking, crying like a pansy. I fucked his ass, I didn’t cut off his balls. Felt good to be so animalistic. I really enjoyed forcing my cock up that unwilling tight ass. I don’t do that often; but you can’t cock tease me, act like you are totally clueless when I am bulging in my panties then leave me with blue balls. Jorge learned a valuable lesson that day. Don’t pick up random strangers with a package.
I wonder if you would be so clueless? Bet you would love to find my panty surprise.
Avery and I always celebrate Sunday Funday together. Now normally we go out and pick up some unsuspecting straight guy to play with, but today we decided to watch the Steelers while playing with each other. Avery is a great cock sucker, not to mention she has the tightest ass ever. We were lazy today, but still horny as hell. So, we turned on the game, got on the couch, and pulled out our cocks. First, Avery swallowed my shaft. I mean all the way down, balls deep in her hot little mouth. She got me so hard. Apparently, I got Avery’s pretty cock hard with my hand. I always jack her when she is giving me head. She was so hard and was such a good cocksucker that I shot my load down her mouth. After that, I had to help the girl out, so I jumped on her cock with my back door pussy and let her pump in and out of me until she shot a creamy load of cum. I mean, getting fucked in the ass, while watching football is the best way to spend a Sunday.
During half time, I fucked Avery’s hot ass. Made her scream too. In a good way of course. We just fucked all day long. Everyone should be so lucky to have a BFF who is a shemale. I love Sunday Funday.
There is this guy I have known for years. Just a big bully. We went to school together when I was a traditional boy. But I was never really traditional. I mean I always felt like a girl trapped in a man’s body and that was obvious to the other school boys, Jordan in particular. He called me fag and freak and really made my life hell. He never left our city either. I have to see him sometimes at the gym. I just avoid him. The other day he approached me while I was on the treadmill. I was stunned. He didn’t recognize me as a girl. In fact, he asked me out.
I was pleasant but told him I don’t go out with strangers. He asked to friend me on Facebook in an attempt to not be a stranger much longer. Well I reluctantly agreed. I really despised Jordan, but perhaps he had changed? His Facebook feed was filled with gay bashing. I just hated him more, but now I thought maybe I should fuck him to teach him a lesson. After a few days of interacting via social media, he realized we had a bunch of mutual friends from our youth and that we went to the same school. I thought I would be sly. I asked him if he knew Carlton Heinz? I passed myself off as his half sister. Jordan actually admitted to being mean to my brother, well um, me. Then the most shocking thing ever, he admitted he had a crush on him/me in school but was afraid to admit it because he never considered himself gay. I said we are all bisexual if you really think about it. So I guess he taunted me to deflect his own feelings for me and now lives in the land of denial about his own sexuality, so he gay bashes.
He needed my help. He needed my cock. So, I finally agreed to go out with him. Jordan was attracted to me still after all these years, but he just didn’t realize it. I had to fuck him now. After a wonderful dinner and a play, we went back to my loft. We started making out and his cock was throbbing in his pants. Mine was throbbing in my panties, tucked under my ass as not to show through my dress. I went down on him, swallowed his cock. He guided my head up and down his shaft. He came in nothing flat. He wanted to pull my panties off and return the favor. I told him I very much wanted him to reciprocate but I had a small confession. He thought I was on my period or was having a personal grooming issue. He was shocked, but pleasantly so when he saw my throbbing rod. I explained I use to be Carlton. His cock got hard again almost instantly. He admitted he has been carrying a torch for me since our school days and I looked even more amazing than I did then. He fell on my cock. I could tell I was his first cock, but it still felt great.
We continued to fuck in my steam room. I am usually a top, but I was a bottom for Jordan. He clearly had been waiting a long time to fuck my hot ass and now he finally had his chance. Not sure if I like him yet, but his cock felt good in my ass. I have issue with closeted guys who can’t accept who they really are. But didn’t stop me from jacking my cock as he pumped inside me, jizzing all over my stomach and tits as he came. It was an incredibly hot experience. He got to fuck his school boy crush, I got a hot load of cum. Still hard to believe he crushed on me all these years when he was so mean to me that I hated him for decades. Guess it is no different than a traditional boy pulling the pigtails of a traditional girl because he likes her. Now we are grown up and pulling on cocks instead!
