I hit on this dude in a biker bar last week. He caught my fancy because he could blow skull shaped puffs of cigarette smoke. I love to smoke, but I can only blow cute sexy boring smoke rings. I asked him nicely how he did that. I was looking wicked hot that night. But he blew me off. Me? That was unacceptable. You do not reject a fine piece of ass like me. When he went to the bathroom, I slipped a roofie in his beer. It hit quick too. I took him back to my loft; tied him up, and waited until he woke up. I demanded he show me how to make sexy shapes with cigarette smoke. Well, he was much more agreeable this time. Of course, he woke up with my cock in his mouth, tied up and a video camera in the corner filming him. I told him if he did not show me, he was going to be blackmailed into doing it. Of course he didn’t want his precious wife to know he was in a gay biker bar picking up cock or that he got it in the ass all night. So I had a little fun with his tight ass while he was all drugged up. Sue me.
He promised he would be a good boy, and show me how to make my smoking even hotter and even apologized for being a dick at the bar. After a few hours, I was making skull smoke rings and sucking his dick while puffing on a cig. I know I shouldn’t smoke, but damn it is so sexy and hot. Don’t tell me you don’t get wood in your pants when you see a tall goddess blowing smoke and looking all cool and aloof. You know you think, “I wonder what else she can blow that well?”
So, I was at the country club pool today sporting my favorite purple bikini when a handsome dude asked me if I was a model. I was sure it was some sort of line. It is not exactly original. Then he produced a business card. But, I was still skeptical. He said he worked with Purple Passion Productions, a small independent modeling agency that specialized in special girls. He knew I was not all woman. Guess the bulge in my purple bikini is hard to hide. Especially with all this eye candy around. He said he was filming a movie I would be perfect for and invited me to his studio. When I arrived I was excited to see the whole interior in purple, my favorite color.
I was still in my purple bikini so I blended in perfectly. He said we just had to do a few test scenes first to see how the camera liked me. I still knew this was likely a scam, but I was horny as fuck and he was very hot. We took a few pictures in my purple bikini, then of us together. Have to say we make a hot looking couple. Then we started making out and I could feel his bulge. Felt like he had a purple people eater in his pants!!!! I unleashed that monster, and immediately started sucking it. I am a very oral girl. He filmed me worshiping his cock and his cum shooting all over my face. And when we played it back, we were both so turned on again, we started fucking. My little purple bikini bottoms came right off, and my hard cock went straight in his ass. He bounced up and down my cock for hours, in every conceivable position while the camera rolled on. He was uncircumcised and at first I was like what do I do, but trust me, when it’s hard, and the head is all purple and throbbing, everything takes care of itself.
Regardless if I ever hear from him again. I have a nice hot video and so does he of us sucking and fucking. And I now know I have the body and skills designed for porn. So if Purple Passion Productions is just a bogus scam to lure hot trannies to his place, at least I got fucked good on a Wednesday afternoon.
After two weeks of sweltering heat, my girlfriends and I decided to throw a Christmas in July orgy. In the southern hemisphere, there is this tradition to try to forget about the heat during the dog days of summer. I’m a Southern girl, but I only like extreme heat in the bedroom. We bought a fake Christmas tree, decorated my loft with Christmas lights and made sugar cookies and eggnog. I brought out all my festive sex toys like my candy cane colored double sided dildo and my red and green but plugs. We even blasted the AC and put on Christmas music. The attire, however, was bathing suits because it was still July after all. But, I have a rooftop pool and hot tub so things would heat up. I put on my sexy red, white and blue bikini and red thigh high boots. Even wore Christmas bulbs as ear rings. We invited several hot guys over and told them they just had to bring their cocks and some booze.
After about an hour of drinking and grooving to The Muppets Christmas album, we moved to the hot tub. I had the air on so high it was causing hard nipples and well turning the boys on; just what I had hoped for. Twelve of us could fit comfortably in my hot tub. I was thinking Christmas orgy in July! The eggnog was spiked with everclear, so it didn’t take long for things to heat up in the hot tub. Some of our invited male guests knew I was a special girl, and some were quite surprised at my “present.” I stood up in the hot tub and took off my bikini bottoms and put mistletoe over my cock and the girls and guys lined up to suck and worship my pretty hard cock. I had a gift that would keep on giving to all of them. All my guests were in the cock worshiping mood. Lucky for me! When I get in party mode, so does my cock and it’s the fucking energizer bunny and will fuck all night long. There I stood in a warm hot tub, with cool winter like breeze hitting my body getting my hard cock sucked and fucked by my friends. I came over 12 times that night. I shot my load on tits, in mouths, on faces, in asses, in pussies, even in the eggnog bowl. Lots of sex toys were use and shared too! It was a Christmas in July cum bath orgy. I do love rocking out with my cock out. My intention was too cool things off, but actually I heated things up, way up.
I really love my special present. When I am in the right pretty packaging, all dolled up, no one suspects a thing. Does it thrill you to know I am packing a pleasant surprise? Would you like to be in an orgy party with the best of both worlds? I tell you there is nothing hotter than having both a guy and a girl to fuck and suck simultaneously. My big throbbing cock is hard all over again thinking of my Christmas in July fuck fest.
Last week, I picked up this hot young guy at a local club. He was buying me drinks, dirty dancing with me, even kissing me on the dance floor. I invited him back to my loft to continue the party after the club closed. We were getting hot and heavy, when he feels my throbbing big cock through my little dress. He totally freaks out. Starts calling me a fag, even tried to hit me. No fucking way he didn’t know. My cock was throbbing the whole time we were grinding against each other at the club. He knew. Well I kicked his loser ass out of my place and hatched my revenge plan. No one calls me a fag.
My bestie is wicked hot and all girl. When I told her what this little prick Jim did to me, she got livid also. So the plotting began. We stalked him on his way home from work. He lives close to where he works, so he walks. My bestie dressed all hot and slutty, runs into him “accidentally” coming out of Starbucks. She apologizes profusely for spilling her latte and insists on him coming back to her pad around the corner so she can clean his shirt. She is hot; he is male; of course he would fall for it. They come around the corner, and there I am; waiting for his loser ass. Nice kick in the balls and he falls to his knees. Shelly puts pantyhose on his face to stifle his screams. Then the fun begins while she snaps pictures. See folks this is called revenge porn with a twist. Normally it’s scorned men posting naked pictures of the girl that dumped them on the Internet. I have too much respect for women to violate their privacy like that or shame them. But this fucking loser; I wanna shame the hell out of him. He won’t ever call anyone a fag again. And no girl will touch him again.
I made Jim suck my cock. I fucked him in the ass in every conceivable position. I made him say things like “I’m a cock loving fag,” and “a dirty little cum dump.” I soooo enjoyed humiliating him. Payback is a bitch Jim. Now everyone will know you too like cock. Your loser pecker was erect the entire time I fucked your pansy ass. Yes Jim, that makes you a fag too. Maybe now you will learn how to treat a lady; learn some fucking respect; understand that there is NOTHING wrong with liking cock in your ass. I never thought I’d be the type to post revenge porn, but then again, no tool ever called me a fag before.
Maybe we can exchange stories about our exes and plot our revenge. It is true, revenge is so sweet! I never felt better. What cums around, goes around baby.
The middle of every month I break out my massive sex toy collection for cleaning. I’m very “anal.” You know how when some folks travel, they always bring back a souvenir? Well, I travel a lot and instead of bringing back stupid little spoons or shot glasses from every city I visit, I bring back a sex toy. I visit an adult store in every city and country I go to and pick out something pretty to use on my trip. Well today, while I was cleaning, I was reminded of the trip where I acquired not only my most cherished sex toy, but my most expensive one. Several years ago, my girlfriends and I went to Vegas for a week of debauchery. We stayed in a penthouse suite at the Bellagio Hotel. My girlies all know my routine, so as soon as we arrived and unpacked, we went looking for an adult store. The hot bell-hop suggested the Hustler store which was not far. It was my first time in one of Mr. Flynt’s fine establishments. I was like a wee one in a candy shop; surrounded by all sorts of goodies. There was a special room in back for VIP members that intrigued us. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory brats, we had to know what was behind that curtain. I politely asked the lady behind the counter how does one become a VIP? She snapped at us, “I’m sure you don’t have what it takes.” Feeling rebuffed, we were set to take our business elsewhere, when we heard a deep voice behind us say, “Now Ashley, that is no way to treat beautiful women.” I turned around and much to my surprise it was Larry Flynt. He apologized for the rudeness of his employee and invited us back to the VIP room. This was where all the high end sex toys were located. I had never seen such expensive toys. Mr. Flynt was a doll baby. He said because of my beauty and to make up for the rude way we were treated, I could pick out anything I wanted in this room as his gift to me.
There was a gold encrusted prostate massager for like 5 grand. A diamond studded vibrator for about the same. Lots of hand crafted glass dildos. I saw gold handcuffs and silver plated nipple clamps. The sex life styles of the rich and famous!! Then, I saw it; the unicorn butt plug. This was no ordinary butt plug. The actual plug was solid silver and spiraled like a unicorn’s horn. And the tail was made out of actual horse’s mane. Mr. Flynt saw my eyes get really big; I may have even salivated a little. I will never forget his words to me: “Carla, do you know how wonderful it feels to have a shaft of solid silver lodged up your rectum as you role play that you are a beautiful mythological creature?” No Mr. Flynt, I have never had that pleasure, yet. This was the Lamborghini of butt plugs and I simply had to have it. It’s price tag: $3,675. I know he said I could have anything I wanted, but that was a high price tag. He assured me it was no problem and ordered his bitchy clerk to wrap it all up nice and pretty for me, and to threw in some gold dust body lubricant. I felt like a princess. I was spoiled by a wealthy, older man who wanted nothing in return but a kiss on the cheek and a smile.
Now, any city I visit, if they have a Hustler store that is the first place I go for my souvenir. Before I left Vegas, I broke in that special butt plug with a high roller I picked up in the casino the very night I acquired it. Larry was correct; there is no better feeling (outside of a throbbing cock) than pure silver up your ass. Do you have any favorite toys? I’d love to hear about your special “souvenir” and the first time you used it. Maybe we can use our souvenirs together?
Since I am the best of both worlds, I attract both worlds. Women and men alike worship me. They treat me like a beautiful work of art. My subject today even said I was a masterpiece that deserved to be hung in the Metropolitan Museum of Art. See, I have a very girly body; long thick hair, full lips, high cheek bones, beautiful big breasts, long legs and a nice hard cock. Today, I went shoe shopping in a very sexy latex outfit that fit my body like a glove and accentuated all the positives. I picked up a fan immediately when I walked into Macy’s. I noticed he was staring more at my feet than my tits or ass, so I knew what kinda fellow he was. I asked him if he would like to help me pick out the perfect pair of heels. I think I made his cock hard at the suggestion. Not only did he help me pick out sexy shoes and assist me putting them on and off my sexy feet, but he bought me 5 pair!!!!! Of course I had to thank him. I mean he spent over $500 on a sexy stranger. I wasn’t even sure if he knew his sexy stranger was packing a cock. I invited him back to my place for a private modeling session. I definitely had his attention.
We got back to my loft and he fell to his knees to worship my feet and kiss my shoes. He said he was not worthy to be in my presence, which was true, but I know how to milk a subject, in more ways than one!! I have a shoe fetish and I could always use a sugar shoe daddy. So I indulged him; let him play with my wonderland of a body. I knew he was a bottom, so I treated him as such. I tied him up and teased his cock for hours. Eventually, I fucked his ass, and left a big load in him as a thank you gift for my shoes.
But, I never let him cum!!I love tease and denial games. I believe all good things cum to those who wait. The best orgasms are the ones you work hard for! He will be cumming back for more. I told him he was not yet worthy to cum, but he could go home and think of how hot I am; how sexy I look in all those shoes he bought me and touch himself. He has been texting me how much he loves me ever since. Well duh. I am worthy of adoration.
There is a lot of duality in me: feminine and masculine; breasts and cock; top and bottom… You get the picture. I’m a switch hitter. Sometimes I am a dominant bitch riding your ass and making you buy me shit and pay my bills; sometimes I am on all fours begging to be fucked; sometimes I am fucking a hot chick; sometimes I’m sucking cock. I guess you could say I am just full of surprises.
I love dressing up, getting all gorgeous for a night out and letting unsuspecting men hit on me. Last night, I put on a skimpy little hot black dress and a pair of my favorite fuck me heels and went trolling for cock. Look at me? Do you know my secret? Well the businessman in town for a meeting I met at the Skybar in the local Hilton had no idea. He came up to me, asked if he could join me because such a beautiful woman should not be sitting all alone. Then he bought us a really nice bottle of wine to share. After about two hours of conversation and flirting, he asked me if I would like to move the party upstairs to his private suite. When in the elevator, he asked if he could kiss me. It was so sweet and gentleman like. I leaned in to let him know with my body language that I wanted him to kiss me. He met me, and wow, what a hot, passionate kiss. Nothing like a long, wet kiss to make me squirm in my panties. He was pressed so hard against my body; I was surprised he could not feel my excitement.
We were kissing and groping each other all the way into his room. We fell right on to the bed. For a moment I thought, do I tell him? But I was so in the moment, so turned on and so hard!!! I took his pants down, and he had a huge hard cock waiting for my mouth. I went down on his shaft while he stroked my long black hair and moaned sweet nothings to me. It was very romantic, but I could feel my surprise throbbing in my black thong. He pulled me up to kiss and he began to play with my breasts; my nipples were so hard they could have cut glass. He lowered himself down to suck on one of my tits, while his hand caressed my soft, firm tummy. I knew what he was doing, but did he know what he was getting into? He slowly kissed down my belly. He got right above my panties, and he started kissing along the edge of them. My surprise was huge; no way to not notice that? As he tugged my panties off, he looked up from between my long silky legs and said, “I’ve never done this before.” At that point I knew he knew and he didn’t care. He took my smooth 10 inch cock in his mouth and devoured it like a pro. He even fondled my hard balls and slid a finger up my ass. I was bucking wildly, working my member deeper into his mouth. I was about to shoot a huge load down his throat but I caught myself. I wanted to fuck his virgin ass badly. Much to my surprise, he was down with that. I got him on his back, pushed his legs up to his chest, spit on his glory hole and began to work my thick dick in his ass. I drove him wild, and left him with an anal cherry popping story he would never forget.
He said I was the best of both worlds. Feminine body and face with a big manly cock. Are you bi curious? Do you fantasize about a chick with a dick? How would you react if you discovered my surprise in the heat of the moment? I love being a top, but I can just as easily be a bottom. I’d love to be your first cock, or better yet, your last cock.
I’m not sure why but I have always been more attracted to men than women. So when I did have my first experience with a woman I felt what I think a bi-sexual must feel like for their first time. It was a strange experience for me at first. I don’t mind it now, sex with a male or a female is still sex and makes me get my rocks off. Don’t get me wrong, if there is a choice between having sex with a hot guy or a hot girl I always seem to elect to go for the hot guy, but I never have turned down fucking a hot woman either. I guess not only can a tranny be a bi-sexual, I guess most of us are bi-sexual! After all, we have the equipment of both genders and I definitely know how to use it to my advantage.
On top of all of this I am also an exhibitionist. I love to fuck out outdoors and drawing a crowd turns me on so fucking much, and if the crowd starts cheering us on I always have the most explosive cums ever! So this afternoon I was in a park and this hot chick came up to me and asked if she could sit with me. I jokingly told her she could if she would suck my cock. With no hesitation whatsoever she did just that! We drew a crowd and I shot a fucking huge load of cum in this chicks mouth and she swallowed every last drop. I was impressed to say the least. Then I fucked the shit out of her pussy while the crowed rooted us on. We both came our brains out and then laid there naked for the longest time. What a fucking hot day at the park!
There is this huge park not to far from where I live. Its a really nice park, it has a lake and little paddle boats you can rent, a play ground, walking and bike trails, and it even has an amphitheater where they do outdoor concerts every month. There is this local band I really like and they were playing there last Saturday so I decided to go by myself and just have a fun lazy Saturday afternoon. The guys in the band are so fucking hot and the lead singers voice is enough to make you have an orgasm. And for those of you who have been following me you know what an exhibitionist I am! So I made sure to bring my favorite little vibrator.
I found a spot where I had a clear view of the of the amphitheater so I would be able to see and hear the band very well. It wasn’t long after the band started playing that my clothes had to come off. I laid down a little mat I brought with me and and started to take care of my rock hard cock while enjoying the bands music and the view. I was so into the band I didn’t realize for a few minutes that not only was the band watching me watching them, but I was drawing a crowd that seemed to be enjoying the bands show and my show too!
Between the band and the crowd I got so hard and excited but I didn’t want to shoot my load of cum too soon because I wanted everyone to enjoy my show while enjoying the band at the same time. So I stroked my huge ten inch cock slowly to make it last as long as I could stand it before I shot my hot load of cum straight up into the air. As I was cumming the crowd was clapping and that made me cum all that much harder. I really enjoy outdoor concerts and always make friends while I am there. I met one guy that asked if he could get my number and of course I gave it to him, I know exactly what he wants and I am so willing to satisfy his needs and mine at the same time!
The other night I was at a local club and met this guy I really wanted. I wasn’t sure he would be into the tranny scene but I was going to do everything in my power to try to get him to come home with me and get him hooked on my huge cock. He was so damn good looking and our conversations just seemed to flow so easy. He seemed to be able to keep me very interested in anything and everything he had to say. My brain was going ninety miles an hours trying to figure out at way to get this guy to come home with me. As we were talking I learned he was a resident physician at one of the hospitals in town and worked twelve hour shifts overnight from ten to ten.
Damn, this means I can’t get him to come home with me tonight. He had to leave soon to go to work. I had to figure out a way to see this guy again very soon. I came up with a plan, since he had told me he was the emergency room physician at the hospital I had to come up with a way to get hurt or sick or something to have a reason to go to the emergency room. I came up with the perfect plan. I have this sex toy that if I don’t use a huge amount of lubricant on it then it gets stuck in my ass and is really pretty painful to get out. Something about the material its made out of or something, Anyway, I shoved it up my ass and put on a loose fitting sun dress with nothing on underneath except this butt plug.
By now its about three thirty in the morning and I figure the emergency room is probably pretty slow so I get in my car and on the drive there, the butt plug went deeper into my ass and it was pretty painful without the lubricant. Once at the hospital I tell the nurse I have a problem with my anus but won’t let anyone but a doctor look at it. She was not happy about this but gave me a gown and said the doctor would be in shortly. I took off my dress and laid there in the nude, The doctor came in and it was the one I was hoping for. He took one look at me and said Carla? I said yes, then he looked at my huge cock and the green thing sticking out of my ass and with a big grin he said, you really didn’t have to put yourself through all this I was going to call you for a date on my night off. Then I got embarrassed because he had caught on to my plan.
Then I felt a little silly, he got a syringe without a needle and shot lots of lubricant up my ass to loosen the butt plug and slowly pulled it out of my ass. I thanked him and started to get dressed and he asked me to come to a consultation room with him to talk. When we got inside the consultation room I was expecting some kind of a lecture but instead he kissed me long and hard, I felt my knees go a little weak and my cock go rock hard. He said I brought some lubricant for you and he had a huge smile on his face, he dropped his pants and bent over a chair. I shoved my rock hard cock up his ass and fucked his so good while massaging his cock, we both exploded with cum! We made plans for a date and both left with smiles on our faces! On my way out I said thank you doctor, your bedside manner is superb!
