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Shemale Phone Sex with Hot May!

I got the job of a LIFE time this weekend! I got to help out at the Jr Miss Pageant! The don’t hire any men at all! I was hired as a wardrobe helper! I got to help dress the girls! Now.. normally I like a really pretty man. I love to suck dick! Mmmm but seeing all those budding sexy starlets..mmmmm very nice! I of course know all about looking fabulous. What I didn’t know was how hard I would get helping all these fabulous young future sluts get dressed! I tried to hide my cock! BUT it is hard to hide a big black cock! I had to excuse myself to the back dressing room! Of course a few of the contestants noticed and followed me. They were just so eager to ask questions! And then they wanted to see it! I got the feeling NONE of them had seen a big black cock before! I let them know they could touch it if they wanted! AND they WANTED for sure! When I pulled my big black cock out, those girls went CRAZY! They all wanted to touch and stroke it! I just sat back and watched the girls doing EVERY dirty thing they have ever dreamed of doing! A dark haired beauty was the first to start sucking my cock! She gagged almost right away! Somehow it became a competition. Each girl seeing who could swallow the most of my cock! And let me tell you… It was so hard not to blow all over their faces! And I new I was in trouble when one of the young sluts said she wanted to be the first to ride me! They all jumped on me and started fighting over my cock! Of course those tiny little teen pussy’s couldn’t handle a big black cock! But feeling them stretching over my dick really made my nuts tight! Finally the littlest one said she wanted her try and BARELY fit down over my head before she pulled off! The other girls had to help her because my cock got stuck in her tiny little pussy! But the pressure was to much! I blew and exploded all over the girls. We were still trying to get cleaned up when the music came on! Some of the girls went out on stage with cum still on them!

Smoking Fetish Phone Sex with Carla: Sexy Smoke Rings

I hit on this dude in a biker bar last week. He caught my fancy because he could blow skull shaped puffs of cigarette  smoke. I love to smoke, but I can only blow cute sexy boring smoke rings. I asked him nicely how he did that. I was looking wicked hot that night. But he blew me off. Me? That was unacceptable. You do not reject a fine piece of ass like me.  When he went to the bathroom, I slipped a roofie in his beer. It hit quick too. I took him back to my loft; tied him up, and waited until he woke up.  I demanded he show me how to make sexy shapes  with cigarette smoke. Well, he was much more agreeable this time. Of course, he woke up with my cock in his mouth, tied up and a video camera in the corner filming him. I told him if he did not show me, he was going to be blackmailed into doing it. Of course he didn’t want his precious wife to know he was in a gay biker bar picking up cock or that he got it in the ass all night. So I had a little fun with his tight ass while he was all drugged up. Sue me.

He promised he would be a good boy, and show me how to make my smoking even hotter and even apologized for being a dick at the bar. After a few hours, I was making skull smoke rings and sucking his dick while puffing on a cig. I know I shouldn’t smoke, but damn it is so sexy and hot. Don’t tell me you don’t get wood in your pants when you see a tall goddess blowing smoke and looking all cool and aloof. You know you think, “I wonder what else she can blow that well?”

 

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla: Purple Passion

So, I was at the country club pool today sporting my favorite purple bikini when a handsome dude asked me if I was a model. I was sure it was some sort of line. It is not exactly original. Then he produced a business card. But, I was still skeptical. He said he worked with Purple Passion Productions, a small independent modeling agency that specialized in special girls. He knew I was not all woman. Guess the bulge in my purple bikini is hard to hide. Especially with all this eye candy around.  He said he was filming a movie I would be perfect for and invited me to his studio. When I arrived I was excited to see the whole interior in purple, my favorite color.

I was still in my purple bikini so I blended in perfectly. He said we just had to do a few test scenes first to see how the camera liked me. I still knew this was likely a scam, but I was horny as fuck and he was very hot.  We took a few pictures in my purple bikini, then of us together. Have to say we make a hot looking couple. Then we started making out and I could feel his bulge. Felt like he had a purple people eater in his pants!!!! I unleashed that monster, and immediately started sucking it. I am a very oral girl. He filmed me worshiping his cock and his cum shooting all over my face.  And when we played it back, we were both so turned on again, we started fucking. My little purple bikini bottoms came right off, and my hard cock went straight in his ass. He bounced up and down my cock for hours, in every conceivable position while the camera rolled on. He was uncircumcised and at first I was like what do I do, but trust me, when it’s hard, and the head is all purple and throbbing, everything takes care of itself.

Regardless if I ever hear from him again. I have a nice hot video and so does he of us sucking and fucking. And I now know I have the  body and skills designed for porn. So if Purple Passion Productions is just a bogus scam to lure hot trannies to his place, at least I got fucked good on a Wednesday afternoon.

Shemale Phone Sex: Christmas in July

After two weeks of sweltering heat, my girlfriends and I decided to throw a Christmas in July orgy. In the southern hemisphere, there is this tradition to try to forget about the heat during the dog days of summer. I’m a Southern girl, but I only like extreme heat in the bedroom. We bought a fake Christmas tree, decorated my loft with Christmas lights and made sugar cookies and eggnog. I brought out all my festive sex toys like my candy cane colored double sided dildo and my red and green but plugs. We even blasted the AC and put on Christmas music. The attire, however, was bathing suits because it was still July after all. But, I have a rooftop pool and hot tub so things would heat up. I put on my sexy red, white and blue bikini and red thigh high boots. Even wore Christmas bulbs as ear rings. We invited several hot guys over and told them they just had to bring their cocks and some booze.

After about an hour of drinking and grooving to The Muppets Christmas album, we moved to the hot tub. I had the air on so high it was causing hard nipples and well turning the boys on; just what I had hoped for. Twelve of us could fit comfortably in my hot tub. I was thinking Christmas orgy in July! The eggnog was spiked with everclear, so it didn’t take long for things to heat up in the hot tub. Some of our invited male guests knew I was a special girl, and some were quite surprised at my “present.” I stood up in the hot tub and took off my bikini bottoms and put mistletoe over my cock and the girls and guys lined up to suck and worship my pretty hard cock. I had a gift that would keep on giving to all of them. All my guests were in the cock worshiping mood. Lucky for me! When I get in party mode, so does my cock and it’s the fucking energizer bunny and will fuck all night long. There I stood in a warm hot tub, with cool winter like breeze hitting my body getting my hard cock sucked and fucked by my friends. I came over 12 times that night. I shot my load on tits, in mouths, on faces, in asses, in pussies, even in the eggnog bowl. Lots of sex toys were use and shared too! It was a Christmas in July cum bath orgy. I do love rocking out with my cock out. My intention was too cool things off, but actually I heated things up, way up.

I really love my special present. When I am in the right pretty packaging, all dolled up, no one suspects a thing. Does it thrill you to know I am packing a pleasant surprise? Would you like to be in an orgy party with the best of both worlds? I tell you there is nothing hotter than having both a guy and a girl to fuck and suck simultaneously. My big throbbing cock is hard all over again thinking of my Christmas in July fuck fest.

 

Window Shopping

It has been a long time since I was in the market for a new car and things are done a lot different now then they were last time I was in the market. The shopping around and test driving is so much fun. I have driven everything from conservative, economical models to fancy high priced sports cars in the last week. I now understand what it means when they say a man likes his toys. The sexual surge that runs through my loins when I am driving one of those sports cars is almost more then I can stand. Three times this week the sales man has let me bring a car home over night and each time I went out and picked up a one night stand to fuck in the back seat just to be naughty. Tomorrow I am going to buy the car I have picked out, a cute little VW Bug convertible in a pretty pink. I think it screams Zetta! And I know exactly where I am going when I pick it up and who is going to help me break her in. Oh glory!

Humiliation Phone Sex with Carla: Sweet Revenge Porn

Last week, I picked up this hot young guy at a local club. He was buying me drinks, dirty dancing with me, even kissing me on the dance floor. I invited him back to my loft to continue the party after the club closed. We were getting hot and heavy, when he feels my throbbing big cock through my little dress. He totally freaks out. Starts calling me a fag, even tried to hit me. No fucking way he didn’t know. My cock was throbbing the whole time we were grinding against each other at the club. He knew. Well I kicked his loser ass out of my place and hatched my revenge plan. No one calls me a fag.

My bestie is wicked hot and all girl. When I told her what this little prick Jim did to me, she got livid also. So the plotting began. We stalked him on his way home from work. He lives close to where he works, so he walks. My bestie dressed all hot and slutty, runs into him “accidentally” coming out of Starbucks. She apologizes profusely for spilling her latte and insists on him coming back to her pad around the corner so she can clean his shirt. She is hot; he is male; of course he would fall for it. They come around the corner, and there I am; waiting for his loser ass. Nice kick in the balls and he falls to his knees. Shelly puts pantyhose on his face to stifle his screams. Then the fun begins while she snaps pictures. See folks this is called revenge porn with a twist. Normally it’s scorned men posting naked pictures of the girl that dumped them on the Internet. I have too much respect for women to violate their privacy like that or shame them. But this fucking loser; I wanna shame the hell out of him. He won’t ever call anyone a fag again. And no girl will touch him again.

I made Jim suck my cock. I fucked him in the ass in every conceivable position. I made him say things like “I’m a cock loving fag,” and “a dirty little cum dump.” I soooo enjoyed humiliating him. Payback is a bitch Jim. Now everyone will know you too like cock. Your loser pecker was erect the entire time I fucked your pansy ass. Yes Jim, that makes you a fag too. Maybe now you will learn how to treat a lady; learn some fucking respect; understand that there is NOTHING wrong with liking cock in your ass. I never thought I’d be the type to post revenge porn, but then again, no tool ever called me a fag before.

Maybe we can exchange stories about our exes and plot our revenge. It is true, revenge is so sweet! I never felt better. What cums around, goes around baby.

Fun House Fun

We love to get together when the carnival is in town and hit the midway. We invade it like we own it and when we are there we do! One of our favorite things to do is wait till the end of night when everyone is leaving and the fun house is empty. We all go in and hit the fun house mirrors. Getting kinky we strip and look at ourselves. We love the way the mirrors distort our bodies. Those of us with small tits can see what we would look like if we could afford implants. I for one love seeing my tits big and plump. Those of us with little dicks get to see what we would look like if we were blessed. And of course we make fun of each other when we look in the mirrors and big dicks become little or we look all wavy. This year we took our cameras in and took some great pictures of each other in our altered mirror state. We even got braver then ever and made a video of us fucking in front of the wavy mirror. We have watched that crazy ass video a hundred times at least and laughed like hell every time. The carnival is so much fun!

Shemale Stroking Session


Having secret thoughts about me?  I know you are but I understand why I have to be a secret, it’s more fun that way anyway.  The way you treat me puts a smile on my face.  The fact that I’m your pretty woman gets me wet.  Being your lady on the side is perfectly fine with me.  Side chicks get the best treatment The gifts you always send me are awesome, dressing up for you is always exciting as well.

I remember when we first met and you pretended that you didn’t  know that I have a cock.  I wanted to skull fuck you that night but had to be a lady.  I sat there picturing you arching your back for me and begging to get stretched.  

My dick belongs to you as long as you give me what I need.   One of my favorite things to watch you do is look up at me while you eagerly serve me.  The way your lips would quiver was priceless to watch.  It’s been a while since we’ve had one of our steamy fuck and suck sessions.  I do believe you know keeping me waiting will only lead me straight to my little black book.   I might not be dialing your number!

Wanna suck my cock?

I had the Wildest dream last night! I was wearing a little bitty skirt and my big hard cock was hanging out! I was walking down the street and everyone was whistling at me. Then everyone got down on their knees and one by one started sucking my cock! I could feel their tongues sliding up and down my shaft. Their lips sucking and caressing my cock. I could feel me start to drip gallons of pre cum. I woke up right as I was about to explode. My cock was throbbing so hard! And right then daddy turned my light on and asked if I was ok. He saw my big fat monster dick and knew instantly! But daddy is so good to me! He came over to my bed and started playing with my cock and sucking on my nipples until I EXPLODED! I don’t think I have EVER cum that hard! Then daddy told me to clean up my mess and go right back to bed! It is too late for naughty little girls like me to be awake! And I always listen to my daddy!

We Know How To Party!!!!

Oh glory my friends threw me a surprise bash. Let me tell you no one knows how to party like a bunch of trannies, gays and lesbians! They set it up at one of my favorite bars. We go there all the time for the Drag shows. The owner let them decorate it all in my favorite colors, lavender and pink. There were pink and lavender balloons every where, the tables were set with bright pink table cloths and lavender plates. The cake was beautiful in pink with lavender roses on it. All the drinks for the evening were color themed as well. They even bought me a beautiful tutu in my favorite colors for me to wear at the party. We had the best night and when it was all over we went to my place for some fun that we couldn’t have at the bar. The drinks flowed free and so did our wild sexual abandon. There was more dick sucking and ass fucking then should be legal in one place. Every where you looked a pussy was on another pussy or a cock was on another cock. It was the best party ever! Cum join us darling and let your freak flag fly!