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Sex Toy Phone Sex with Vinny: Garden Gnome Gangbang

I’m at the beach all week, which I love because I can show off my hot body. Most coeds don’t even have a rock hard body like mine. Getting cock with tits and a body like mine is not hard. Well, so I thought. Today has not been my day to score dick. I don’t handle rejection well so I decided it would be a day about  me. Sunning my hot body and reading.  I had my Kindle with me so I searched for books under the erotica section. If I couldn’t get laid, well, I could read about it. In the suggested reading list, something caught my eye, “Garden Gnome Gang Bang.”  The tagline read:  “When Vinny decides to add a little whimsical flavor to her backyard with a trio of garden gnomes, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Vinny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!” Well, that literally screamed my name. Now, mind you, I suffer from a rare disorder called gnomaphobia. Yes, you guessed correctly, it is the irrational fear of garden gnomes. I think they are creepy little soul stealing mother fuckers. But this book being suggested, sounded like a sign that I needed to put on my big girl panties and get over this silly fear. So I downloaded the book.

I’m there on the beach, reading garden gnome porn, thinking to myself, perhaps I have been looking at them all wrong. Perhaps they are not instruments of evil, but instruments of pleasure. I sat there and read the entire book in a couple hours. I was actually horny as fuck afterwards too. My pussy was dripping wet from gnome erotica. Sooo embarrassing to admit. I went back to my motel room and masturbated; but I could not get the image of fucking those gnomes with those pointy hats outta my head. So, I put a cover up on, marched down to Walgreens, and bought a trio of garden gnomes and a box of condoms. The lady behind the counter gave me a weird look. Like what the hell is a middle aged woman in beach wear doing buying 3 gnomes and condoms. I felt like a pervert, but I wanted to try this out, but thought somehow condoms over those pointy  hats might be more sanitary? Not sure what I was worried about, when I was younger, I crammed all sorts of things in my cunt. I’d fuck anything I was so horny. Guess nothing has changed as I was about to turn a garden gnome into a sex toy.

I’m back in my motel bed, naked on the bed. Decide to ease myself into this. I start to rub my clit while they watch. I get lost for a moment, start cumming hard, then I just grab one of them and start slowly working that pointy hat into my pussy. I have had many massive black cocks, certainly I could take a garden gnome. I had it inserted pretty good and was sliding up and down it and it felt good.  I guess I got so lost in my head fucking that garden gnome I failed to hear housekeeping come in. I look up an a maid is looking at me in horror. Shear horror. Like I was some circus freak or something. I tried to get up real fast, fell off the bed, landed in the crotch of another gnome. She ran out and I chased her, naked, down the long stretch of the motel yelling “I’m not a freak, I’m just horny.”  Well, I guess some folks heard me, came out to see what was going on. Decided to slink back to my room in shame.

Just a few minutes later, there was a knock on my door, there was a black god in his swim trunks. He looked at me and said I hear you are horny. He asked if big black cock did it for me and said he could  wear a red pointy hat if it helped? I guess the maid shared my secret. We had a good laugh and of course I invited him to fuck me. That gnome wasn’t bad, but a red pointy hat ain’t got nothing on a huge black cock. Finally, I got my cock. Sometimes you just have to fuck a few gnomes along the way first.

Voyeur Phone Sex with Sheila: A Hot New Hobby

It’s no secret I’m a slut wife who fucks when she can. My husband even knows it and encourages it. In fact he arranged the rendezvous with Matt today at a nearby no tell motel. Matt is a young, fit business executive my hubby works with who expressed an interest in me at the Memorial Day picnic. So, I met Matt at the hotel and  we had a great time. He has a large cock and that boy can fuck! I spent hours just sucking him off. I love blowing men. Especially men with big balls full of jizz that they can shoot all over my face. I had a great afternoon fuck and headed home.

On the way home, I got some texts from a number I did not recognize. They were kinda stalkeresque like “I am watching you,” “does your husband know you are a whore” and one that just said, “you look good on your knees.” At first I thought has to be a wrong number. Then the pics of me sucking Matt’s cock came through. Someone had been watching me suck and fuck in that motel room, but who. Did I have a stalker or a voyeur? Was my husband punking me? He knew about my afternoon tryst.  The pics looked like whomever took them was in the room right behind Matt or there was a hidden camera on ceiling. But is that creepy or hot?

I called Matt and asked if he had any weird texts since we left the motel and he assured me no. So it was just me. I tried not to think about it anymore and then I got a call. The voice said, “I jacked off watching you take that load in the face.” I asked if this was some sort of sick joke and said I was getting scared. The unknown man insisted he meant me no harm. Said he has been watching me in action for some time. I asked what he meant and he said I was one hot piece of ass who knew her way around a cock. Well this is true, but why not just tell me who this is, I asked. He explained that watching me take cock in all my holes, wear cum on my face and get fucked is so hot. I am better than watching porn, he said. Wow, kinda a nice compliment.

I was like, wouldn’t you like to meet me? Maybe hook up if you think I am that hot? I was intrigued and aroused now. But he said watching was part of the excitement. He said he gets off just watching me. Apparently, he has been watching me for months. And beating his cock as he watches, but this was first time he ever made contact with me.  I said, so I have a voyeur not a stalker. He told me I should try it. In fact he insisted I go spy on my neighbors tonight so I could see how hot it is to watch other people fuck. At first I thought he was crazy, but he was turning me on so, what the hell. I’ll try anything once.

I sneaked out of the house late and peered through the bedroom window of this hot couple down the block. I was a peeping tom, but my pussy was getting wet at the thought. At first nothing, but then  the wife came in the bedroom. She was naked and damn she had a fine body. No hubby in sight. She laid in the bed and I thought oh well, nothing going to happen, when she leaned over to the night stand and opened the drawer. She pulled out some lube and the biggest black dildo I have ever seen. I knew what she was thinking about. I was thinking no way she could take all that, but sure enough she did. It was so hot watching her take it in cunt. I could see her pretty pink pussy lips spreading open, and her honey covering that dildo. I slipped my hands in my panties and rubbed my clit until I came with her. My voyeur was right! It is hot to watch someone else while you masturbate. It’s like having your own private porn show. I am going out to get a telescope and some binoculars tomorrow. I think I just found a new hobby.

Do you like to watch? I bet you would find it as hot as I did secretly watching someone have sex or masturbate while you get off. Who would you like to see? Mommy? Auntie? Hot couple next door? Maybe a sibling? I bet we could have a lot of fun watching together!

Hot Phone Sex with Vinny: I Love Anal

I am of mature age, this is true. But I think I look damn fine for being in my 40s. Don’t you? Look at that ass of mine. You could bounce a quarter off it. And don’t get me started on my legs. They are fine too. Today, a younger guy I was hitting on tried to tell me I was too old for him. I have not met a guy yet I was too old for. So, I decided to have a little revenge. I took a bunch of naked selfies and Facebook messaged them to him with the declaration, “Nothing old about this ass.” Well, of course he was all apologetic and begging for the chance to hang with me. He asked me why I didn’t show my body off more. I explained I was at the pet store to pick up food for my pups; never thought I’d be on the prowl there, so didn’t occur to me to wear one of my more revealing outfits. I really don’t need attention; I just enjoy it. He asked to meet for drinks; asked if I was in to anal because I had an ass worthy of tapping all night long.  I told him he was gonna be in for a treat because I consider myself an anal queen. I like it big, thick and rough up my backdoor. I got him all worked up discussing how he could fuck my ass bare back; shoot cum in my ass; fist my ass and pussy; cum on my face; essentially do whatever he wanted to. We agreed to meet at 11 PM at a local bar for drinks first.

I then blocked him and never showed up. I made a date with a well hung stud who knows I ain’t too old for his college age cock. No one insults me and gets away with it. There is never a shortage of well hung men who want to fuck my ass hard. Can you blame them?

Phone Sex Fetish with Sheila: Teddy Bear Love

I came home early today from the spa. I heard a strange noise from my bedroom. At first I was scared, but then I saw my step son’s keys on the table and thought he is just jerking off to a pair of my panties.  He has done that ever since I married his father. I love to watch him jack his big thick cock. So hot to watch a man be the  master of his domain. I strip naked to go join him. Figure we could get off together. I sneak in the bedroom as to not interrupt him and ruin his orgasm. But, he was not jacking off; he was fucking. And not another woman. Not even a guy. I was in shock at what I saw. He was fucking the big blue teddy bear my hubby won for me at the State Fair a few years ago. The bear was underneath him, and he was humping away and moaning and groaning like he does with me! No way a teddy bear feels better than me. My cunt has to feel better than an old ratty furry teddy bear? My ego took a blow. I slipped  out of the room undetected. He never heard my gasp.

So, I get on the Internet and I Google fucking teddy bears.  Much to my mortification, this is a fetish that afflicts many, male and female. It is called Ursusagalmatophilia. This is the sexual attraction to teddy bears. Now I have heard of furries. But this fetish is not that folks want to have sex with a person dressed as a bear, they want to actually fuck a teddy bear. Wow. I like to think I am open minded. I take it up the ass. I fuck my stepsons. I swallow cum. I take black cock. I do gangbangs. But fucking Teddy Ruxpin  is just creepy. But how do I handle this? Do I acknowledge that the guy I love to fuck the most has a strange fetish? Do I embrace it? Do I ignore it?

Well I decided to do what any horny housewife would do. I took some pics of me with teddy bears and texted him to come fuck me and my  little furry friends.  I mean, if I am being honest, I’d fuck Ted. Well when in Rome I guess. I figure why knock something you have never tried. I guess I WILL do anything for nice cock.

Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex with Brooklyn

Often times in life we have to do things we don’t like. Well, I don’t like little dicks. But, I do like my husband. I mean I don’t like his pecker but I love his wallet. I need to sometimes do things for him to keep him happy. A happy hubby equals a happy Brooklyn.  We were talking about this asshole guy, Joe, at the Porsche dealer in town who will not agree to the price my husband wants for one. I thought, hmmm, perfect chance to impress him. I knew I could talk to this car salesman and get him to agree to the price the hubby is willing to pay. I told him I would take care of it tomorrow. He actually doubted me. Thought I was outta my league and there is no way this shyster would go down on the price. Well this guy has never met me. Joe was about to meet his match.

I walked right into that dealership in the hottest outfit I could find and asked to talk to the man in control.  Joe was a big Guido type of guy;  thinks he could sell ice to an Eskimo. I told him my hubby was in yesterday and wanted to purchase a 911 Turbo and that the price was just not right. When he tried to bullshit me with cant go any lower, it’s a steal at that price bull shit, I asked to go in his office. I was about to fuck a greasy fat car salesman to impress my hubby.  I started taking my clothes off  and told him, fuck my husband, I wanted him. I was so impressed with his unwavering on the car price I had to have him. He fell for that bullshit too. Delusional poor thing.  Well when he took his pants off, he had a ridiculously small dick; smaller than my husband. No wonder they both like Porsche cars! Well I fucked that dude silly. Even let him fuck my ass and cum on my face with his pinky dick. It just about killed me.  He couldn’t even lick a pussy properly. I should have won an Oscar for my fucking performance. I was screaming like a porn star with a monster cock up her ass. When it was finally over, I told him my husband would be in tomorrow and he would give him the price he offered for the car. And that if he didn’t, not only would his wife get the video footage from my phone of us fucking, but I’d make it viral so everyone knew what a little worthless clit stick he was sporting. Funny, he dropped the price even further!

I went home, showed my hubby the agreement for the new price I had secured for his mid life crisis toy and he was beyond impressed. He couldn’t believe that not only did I get him the Porsche, but I got it for even less than he was willing to pay. He asked me how I did it and I just said, “Honey, don’t ever  underestimate the power of persuasion with a beautiful woman.” He didn’t have to know I deviled my body with a small weenie just so he could have his dream car. But right now, I can have whatever and whomever I want because I am his idol; I did what he couldn’t do. Men and their silly sports cars. My husband might as well scream to the world, “Hey, I got money, but I also got a small dick.” But the sweet thing is, those guys with big dicks know a car like this one is overcompensation for a small dick, which means they know I need what they got.  It sometimes pays to impress your hubby….

Good Little Boys

It makes me so happy when you listen to mommy like a good little boy. You know how much mommy hates to punish her little man. Do you remember a few weeks ago when you decided to stay at your friend’s house playing video games instead of coming home to help mommy with cleaning up the house. You know mommy works so hard to keep such a nice, clean room over your head. You made me so mad that I had no choice but to spank you. You remember don’t you? I slung you over my knee and spanked your ass raw. You cried but I know that you know that it was the only way to get my message across. Your poor little cock was so hard; I could feel it rubbing up against my leg. As much as I wanted to make my boy feel better after that brutal assault, you know that only good little boys get to cum. 

Leg Fetish Phone Sex with Vinny

After my first divorce, I was dating this black guy who was a body builder. He was obsessed with legs. He liked his women to have really fit and toned legs. Well, I was obsessed with his big beautiful black cock. It was seriously a monster cock, 12.5 inches. I started going to the gym with him and doing whatever I could to get in the kind of shape necessary to keep his attention. I started following the work out and diet plan of this hot female body builder Cori Everson. She had killer legs and a rock hard body and still looked feminine. Well, next thing you know I am competing in amateur female body building shows. Obviously, I will do anything for big black cock!

The BBC that got me into bodybuilding got so turned on before a competition, we started fucking back stage. Folks were all around us too. You’d be surprised to know what goes on back stage at those events. He was caressing my firm tight legs and kissing up and down them. Next thing I know, he has his monster cock out and is laying on a workout bench. He hoists me up and sets me on his lap so I can position his cock between  my thighs. I begin squeezing that huge ass cock and in a matter of minutes he has a huge explosion all over my strong smooth thighs and I feel his hot sticky goo running down my legs. He could fill a bucket with his cum loads.  Time had escaped me, and I heard my name being called. No time to clean up so I just used his jizz to oil my body up. I rubbed his cum all over me to give my muscles that glisten for posing on stage. Sure enough, I placed that competition. 

That show, I remember like it was yesterday, because it started me on my obsession with cum and public fucking. I have long since given up body building; but I will never give up my love for cum baths and an audience watching me get my freak on. And of course, I will never give up my love for big black cock!

Hot Phonesex with Sheila: The Scent of a Woman

Hot phonesex is what I need right now. Being a trophy wife is tough work. I got up early this morning and got a mani/pedi and a massage. My husband paid for it of course. I am now at home bored and horny as hell. Sure I could be doing domesticated goddess stuff, but look at me? I am way too hot to clean. My stepsons are working, my husband is out of town as usual, but that doesn’t mean I can’t satisfy my cock craving.  This afternoon there will be a handsome rugged landscaper boy working on the lawn. I plan to have him work on my lawn too. I think I am going to masturbate until then and watch some porn. I bet you need to get off hard too. Mutual masturbation sounds so good right now.

 What stud wouldn’t want to fuck me or help me get off? I’m gorgeous. I’m such a hot MILF. I even have some pussy fur to remind guys I am not some little coed, but a grown ass woman. Real women have fur. I love running my fingers through my own pussy fur. And I love to see it wet and covered with cum, both mine and yours! And don’t get me started on how good it smells after being fucked for hours. That my boys, is the scent of a woman. You know what I mean don’t you? My body is a playground for men. Big beautiful boobs, nice hairy snatch, perfect round tight ass. I get hot just describing myself. I know I am way hotter than any school girl. And, I am certain I can fuck and suck better than any college coed. I’m going to play with my pussy all morning and it get it good and ripe so when my strapping lawn boy arrives he can smell my eager wet cunt. I know he will appreciate the scent of a woman. Bet you would too!

 

40 is the New 20: MILF Sex with Vinny

Anything worth having, is worth working for. I am not 20 anymore, but that does not mean I cannot get big hard young cock. I just have to work harder for it since gravity is no longer my best friend. This is why I go to the gym 5 times a week. I got to keep my MILF body toned and sexy. Plus, working out increases my stamina and makes me more flexible for fucking . In fact, you can get me in any position thanks to yoga and aerobics. My yoga instructor, Hal, is a young stud. In great shape and has been giving me a special workout plan over the past months to help tone my ass. I normally go for big black cock, but I am in my sexual prime, so a nice thick white dick feels really good in my fuck holes too.

Hal asked a few of us special MILFS to stay after class today. We have all been working extra hard to compete with those college age gals. Especially now that it is swim suit season. Between the 4 of us, we all lost a combined 150 lbs and over 30 inches in various places. I decided we need to thank Hal properly. Everyone agreed. We slowly peeled his little gym shorts off and revealed a pretty thick nice cock for a skinny white guy! Well my MILF cunt was wet at the sight of his hard throbbing cock. I was greedy and I went down on it first. I totally worshiped his cock. He slid a finger into my tight cunt as I bobbed up and down his beautiful shaft. It was pretty hot too to look up and see myself in the studio mirrors getting finger banged and sucking dick. All four hot mommas took turns sucking his dick until he exploded a huge load on all our faces and tits. Team work to show our gratitude to the young man who has helped get us in shape to prowl other dicks.

I may have to work harder to keep my body in good shape, but those 20 somethings can’t compete with my sexual knowledge, my sexual experience or my sexual skills. And men my age can’t compete with your hard cocks full of cum. You got MILF? Trust me, age is just a number, once you have a mature woman, the coeds will be obsolete in your sex life.

Closet Kinks

You never know just how kinky a man can really be until you give him the chance. My son has always had issues with Math, but with college fast approaching I can’t let anything risk his admission to the University of Maryland. I was more than happy to come to a mutual agreement with with him… a descent grade for my son in exchange for a classy evening with me. It was a surprisingly pleasant evening, with a nice meal and an even more pleasant time in the bedroom. It was amazing the way he held my wrists down and ran his tongue over my pert nipples. The feeling of his fingers skillfully slipping between my wet folds and teasing me to the brink was better than I could have ever imagined. He teased me mercilessly until I was practically begging for sweet, sweet release. I can only hope that he was as pleased with my complacency as I was with him… and that we can pleasure each other again.