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Boy Batter and Mommy Milk Birthday Cake

I am a Goddess. Not a domesticated one, however. I am a trophy wife. My husband married me for my skills in the bedroom, not the kitchen. But, today was my oldest son’s birthday and I wanted to make him a cake. I went to the store, bought all the ingredients, looked up a recipe and cleared the cobwebs from the stove. I was gonna bake him a damn birthday cake.  He showed up early. I was not ready for him. He was extremely turned on seeing me in an apron. In fact, he popped a chubby in his pants seeing me all domesticated. His arousal made him aggressive. I liked it.

He bent me over the kitchen island, hiked up my skirt and started fucking me from behind. I didn’t even need any foreplay. My pussy was ripe for his cock. My big boobs were pressed against the island while he slammed his dick in and out of me. Suddenly his brother walked in. Well he wanted in on the mommy action. He got up on the island and stuck his cock in my mouth. Skull fucked me good. Next thing I knew, he pulled me up on the island, flipped me over and started drilling my holes. My youngest  son started fucking my ass with a rolling pin, while the other shoved his dick in my mouth and pulled out my old breast pump for milk for his cake. I honestly thought my titties had long dried up, but sure enough he pumped some milk out of them titties. He insisted we use it in the cake. Extra special ingredient. And both boys contributed some batter, just not for the cake. I had boy batter in my ass, my cunt and mouth

Needless to say the cake didn’t get made. But we had kitchen fun with batter and milk. I got to eat all sorts of boy batter and they drank some mommy milk. Turns out I have better kitchen skills than I thought!

Cougars, Cock and Coke

I partied hard Friday night. Been a long time since I did lines of coke, boozed it up and fucked all night. But, it’s like riding a bike. You never forget how to party. A girlfriend of mine came over that night. Our intent was to watch some scary movies and pass out candy to trick or treaters. But, my youngest stepson stopped by with a fraternity brother of his and they had some blow on them. We got to talking about how long it’s been since I partied like a rock star and the next thing you know, I am on all fours, doing lines of coke off my friend’s ass while getting double penetrated by stepson and his friend.

Brought back memories of wild party nights when I was in my 20s. I’m a cougar now, but you know what? I can still party. We fucked all night long and most of Saturday too. Blow makes cocks so hard. I even convinced my girlfriend to fuck my stepson. She normally prefers older men, but when she saw his hammer  of a cock, she had second thoughts about older men. My stepson and his friend did their share of coke, but they certainly did not need it to get or stay hard. No blue pills in their future anytime soon.

Great weekend. Turned my friend into a certified cougar. Reminded myself I am not as old as I thought I was. And got plenty of coke, cock and cum.

Happy Plush Animals Lovers Day

Today is Plush Animal Lover’s Day. This is a day of celebration that is held every year to show your favorite stuffed toy some extra special love and appreciation. As a younger girl, I was very fond of my stuffed animals, overly fond of them actually. I showed them a lot of love. I had this one life sized plush camel that got shown the most love. I would ride that thing like a horse. I’d get on top of it naked and grind my pretty little bald beaver in between his humps, creaming all over its fur.  I still have Mr. Humps too. I brought him out today to reconnect. I’m a lot bigger now, and my pussy is no longer bald, but I did show him “some extra special love and appreciation” in honor of this special day.

Now, instead of fitting in between his humps, I can actually fuck one of his humps. I didn’t want them to get jealous, so I made sure I inserted each of Mr. Humps’ hump into my pussy and grinded away until I exploded. I was lost in the memories of frottage with my stuffed animals when my stepson said my name. I looked up to see him jacking his cock. Before I could take care of him, he shot his load across the room right in Mr. Humps’ mouth. Nothing shows extra special love and appreciation than a creamy facial! When I told him about Plush Animal Lover’s Day and all the fun I had rubbing my little bald cunnie all over  my stuffed animals, he went into his room and pulled out the  few he had and instructed me to give them some love too. He enjoyed watching me rub them all over my cunt. I told him now his stuffed animals would always smell like me.

The original origins of this day’s creation are vague, but it seems to be based in some unconfirmed Urban Legend.  A  teddy bear collector came up with the idea of a Teddy Bears Picnic Day in the late eighties. Rumor has it that other stuffed animals became jealous that Teddy Bears had their own celebration and demanded a special day all of their own! And now, we have Plush Animal Lovers Day. So today, I have been celebrating with Mr. Humps, my stepson and his stuffed animals. Don’t knock it till you try it. Feels good to rub your pussy all over a stuffed animal.  Something hot about that friction!

He’s Still My Little Boy

My pussy has been dripping wet since he left thinking about our time together. I have had to change my panties so many times that I finally said fuck it and put on a skirt with no panties at all. My son is all grown up and lives out of town but he had a business trip that brought him home and of course he stayed with mommy. I made sure  to go shopping for all his favorite things before he got here but more importantly I made sure to get all the things I wanted for our play dates after he got home from work. He may be all grown up but he will always be my little boy and I made sure he knew that while we both enjoyed some good old fashioned role play. I got lots of diapers and bottles and all the things a little one would need. Each evening when he got home I took his big grown up man clothes off. I laid him on the bed and powdered his bottom before putting on his diaper and giving him his bottle. In his playpen he went while mommy cooked dinner cooing at him just like I did so many years ago. After feeding him and giving him his nightly bath I laid him on my lap and let him suckle my breasts eagerly while I fondled his dick in his diaper, making him hard and ready. Mommy took such good care of her little boy and he loved every minute of the pampering and attention. I hope he has to come back soon for business so we can do it again!

 

Cum on Mommy’s Titties

Do you like big tits? My stepsons sure do. In fact they are obsessed with my boobs. Of course, I encouraged their obsession by wearing low cut, tight shirts with no bra. Sometimes, I even let a boob peak out . I am skilled at the art of tease. Ever since they were in school still, I’d make sure my lingerie was left out to be seen. I’d leave door open while I was in the shower or changing. Let them hear me masturbating, let them catch a glimpse of me with another guy. I wanted to give them ample jack off material! Sometimes, they would even sneak into my room at night and cum on my tits while I slept.

When they got older, I just let them jack off on my tits. I loved licking their young cum of my big titties. Eventually, I let them titty fuck me. They started fucking my boobs long before they had access to my cunt or ass. It was so hot to watch them mount my rib cage and slide their cocks in between my big bouncy boobs. I would push them together to make it a snug fit and just wait for my pearl necklace.

I still let them titty fuck me. I mean look at my boobs. Wouldn’t you wanna slide your piece of meat in between them and shoot a load?  Mommy is waiting for your spunk.

Are You Ready?

cougar phonesex desireeThe weather is changing, the colors of the changing season surrounds us. I love this time of the year. Fucking in front of a fire place or out in the chill of the night air next to a bon fire, nipples hard from the chill in the air, pussy wet from the cock fucking me. And what is better then walking down the street in the nippy weather and seeing all the hard nipples straining against material from the cold nip in the air. It is enough to keep me cumming all day long! I can’t imagine that this site alone doesn’t keep your cock hard all day too. Tis the season for fun fall fucking for sure!cougar phonesex autunm

MILF Phone Sex with Vinny: Spa Day

I took a much needed spa day today. I needed some pampering. This salon I go to is very upscale. It’s not a happy ending kind of place. That is why I was surprised when the young stud, who brought me my champagne as I waited for my hot stone massage and sea salt scrub, asked if I wanted some company as I waited. I thought he was just being nice. Turns out he loves MILFS.  He sat next to me telling me how beautiful I was and any guy who is with me is the luckiest man alive. His flattery was working. He was damn cute too. I sort of let my legs fall open, giving him easy access if he wanted to explore.

He took my cue well. His hands massaged my feet, then my calves, and finally my inner thighs. I was wet, very wet. I could even smell my wet pussy. I imagine he could too. Then he pulled my panties to the side and saw my cunt glistening with my juice. He slide a finger in and it felt amazing. My head tilted back, my legs fell apart further and his fingers reached in me deeper. He was finger fucking me and I just couldn’t  stop him. I didn’t want to. I love to get finger banged. So few men do it anymore. He twisted his finger up inside me and was hitting my G-Spot. Before long I was squirting cum all over him. Wow. Just wow. That boy had some finger fucking skills. Needless to say I was all nice and relaxed for my massage. I will be going back to that salon often. I gave the boy my business card and told him I hoped to see him again soon. If he can make me squirt with his fingers like that, just imagine what he can do with his tongue and his cock.

MILF Phone Sex with Vinny: My First Virgin BBC

A few weeks ago one of my Big Black Daddy’s brought over some young college basketball players with him for some afternoon fun. Most of the young studs participated in my little gang bang, but a couple were shy and just watched. Well this weekend, one of those studs texted me if he could see me alone. See he was shy but told me he loves MILFs. When he arrived, I was wearing some very pretty lingerie for his visual pleasure. This young stud needed a little motherly attention.

He hugged me the moment I opened the door, and he nuzzled his head in my big breasts. I welcomed him in, and led him into my bedroom. This boy wanted to make love not just fuck.  I undressed him so I could see the goods. Whatever he wanted, he was going to get because he had at least a foot long cock. He informed me he was a virgin. A virgin at 19, really? He was raised in a religious house hold by his grandma. He was in shock and awe watching me take all those dicks the other week. I assured him I could still get off with one cock, especially a huge black one like his. He honestly didn’t think what he had between his legs was special. It was beyond special.

I put my mouth on the head of his cock and began to swallow him inch by inch. I was in heaven. I had a big beautiful cock all to myself. He was moaning and thrusting his cock in my mouth. Apparently, I was his first blow job too. This poor fellow needed some proper sex education. And I was just the right MILF for the job. Didn’t take him long to shoot a big load of cum in my mouth. He was embarrassed. He thought it was disrespectful. I told him a hot load of spunk down the throat is the sincerest form of flattery. I then said, I will even things up and I sat on his face and instructed him on how to make my juices flow on his face. He was a quick study and I came quickly on his face.

By the time my mature juices were all over his face, his cock was hard again and I got on top of him and road that big dick. It felt so good to have 12 inches in my cunt, filling me up, stretching me up.  But it also felt good to be teaching him to be a good lover, helping him become a man. Hard to believe there are many virgin college boys  in this world, but if they big and black, I am happy to deflower them. I’m gonna be this boy’s own private Mrs. Robinson and show him joys of being a well hung black stud. He has a hell of lot of pussy in his future, but for now, he is all mine!

I am a mature woman. Although I am an equal opportunity fucker as long as the cock is big, I do like those college age studs. There is something to be said about matching sexual primes. My little basketball cub wants to fuck all the time now. I think just like those BBCs are addicting, so is a cougar cunt. Are you inexperienced? Have mommy or MILF fantasies? Or are you a BBC? Whichever category you are, well, I have just the pussy and ass for you.

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Sheila: Back to School Train

I am not fond of back to school season personally. For me, it means my step sons are back on campus and not as easily accessible to me. I like to have cock right there when I wake up. Well, this semester, I decided I was gonna have a back to school celebration to pretty much guarantee me all the cock I want and need was accessible to me. I decided to surprise my boys at their Frat House and let their brothers know what mature pussy and ass is all about.

I put on a school girl outfit in recognition of the season. My big ass hung out of that skirt too. And I think my ass ate my thong. I strolled right into their frat house, announced who I was and said, “Who wants a back to school gang bang?” My sons came up and shared with the house I was the best fuck around and I was an anything goes kinda gal. After that college boys were lining up to fuck me.  It was a Cougar Gone Wild show. I got down on all fours and told them to hop on the MILF train. About 40 frat boys, including my two step sons got on board.

It was the middle of the afternoon and I was celebrating the new school season with hard, throbbing college cock in all my holes. Some guys just fucked my cunt; some just fucked my ass; some fucked both holes. At times I had two cocks in my cunt, with one in my mouth, and one in my ass. At times two in my ass, with two in my mouth and two in my cunt. I had all sorts of cock combinations in me and I was in MILF heaven. Forty boys in their sexual prime; you know, young, hung and full of cum. I came so many times I lost count. I’m not sure I have even been such a jizz bucket before.

Cum was pouring out of my holes. Flood gates of cum it felt like. After every boy took at least two turns on me, a few were ready to come a third or fourth time, so I let them shoot loads on my face and tits. I’m a total cum slut. I never had a train like this before. But, you better believe I want more. My pussy and ass never hurt so good. I have never had so much cum in all my life. But that was one hell of a back to school gang bang extravaganza. Those frat boys made me an honorary house mom. I have unlimited cock privileges too. Membership sure does have its benefits.  Now, I have 40 well hung studs with dicks that need no down time who will come fuck me whenever I need. So with that many studs in my phone, I should be able to get a booty call easily now that my boys are out of the house again. Maybe back to school season ain’t so bad after all.

Ass Worshipping Phone Sex with Sheila: My Ass Smells Like Roses

I have a nice healthy ass worthy of worshipping. Look at it. If you are an ass man, you cannot deny that I have sweet junk in the trunk.  I have a few ass men in my life that love to worship it. One paid me a visit today and he believes I am so fucking hot that my shit smells like roses. What a pathetic loser. But, I let him worship my ass because he pays me handsomely for the pleasure  of my ample backside.  When he arrives, I give him a show. I twerk that ass better than Miley Rae. Then I peel my cheeks apart and  let him motor boat my ass. He can have his nose in my rose bud for hours. He loves the way it smells. He loves burying his face into my luscious ass, feeling my cheeks press against his face.

Then we move to the patio and practice a few different moves. There is the Sandwich. I lay on my stomach  with my ass upwards.  He then proceeds to bury his face in my ass. Now, occasionally, my hubby is around to push his face harder into my ass, almost suffocating him. Then there is the against the wall move, where he sits up against the wall and I back my ass right on up smothering his face.

The next ass worshipping move we practice is the Crab. He  lies on the floor, facing upwards. I  bend backwards, so my feet and hands are on the floor, and stomach is facing the ceiling. It’s a back bend essentially; and then I rub my ass all over his face, smothering him some more. The final move is my favorite. I call it the Prayer. He gets down on his knees and inserts his face into my ass and worships at my fine temple.  After hours of smelling my ass, I order him to jack his cock off on my ass cheeks and lick it off.

Like I said, I have a nice ass worthy of worship. My preference is to fuck, but if some loser wants to pay me $2,000 for a couple hours of licking and worshipping my ass, well I’m not gonna say no. That’s a hell of a lot of shoes. You an ass man? Well, I can always use more ass slaves. I have expensive taste.