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Super Bowl Halftime Quickies: You Can Have Pigskin and Pussy

cum slut phone sex MILFSuper Bowl Sunday is this Sunday evening. Guess what? You can have pigskin and pussy.  A 10 minute quickie is all you need during half time to release the tension of the game! If your team is ahead, celebrate with a load of jizz on my face. If your team is sucking balls, let me suck yours and make you feel better. Either way, you get to release a load of cum, and I get to receive a load of cum. It’s win win.

So during the half time show, give me or any of my fellow cum sluts a call. Katy Perry is the halftime show. Let’s be honest,  you would only be watching her in hopes of a wardrobe malfunction anyway. But Katy Perry’s nipple won’t make you cum. Ten minutes of me sucking, fucking, or jacking your cock will have you exploding on Katy’s pretty cherub face.

At a party and can’t talk? Excuse yourself to the bathroom, call me on your cell. Afraid you might get caught in the bathroom? Go to the car or the garage. No one will miss you for ten minutes.  You can make a booze run while stroking your cock in your car. Maybe you are at the house of a friend, co worker or boss with a wife you lust after? You can even get lost to her bedroom, and I will help you jack off in a pair of her panties. Always fantasized  about a circle jerk? Have your friends give you $20, and I will phone fuck you all on speaker phone  while you cover me in cum. Someone at the party you despise? I’ll help you discreetly deposit a load of cum in their food or drink. You can even do a 2 girl call and listen to two cum dumpsters share your seed.  You don’t even have to talk much. Just stroke and I will carry the conversation to an explosive end. Hell, you can even purchase a cyber text session and I can sext you to a hard orgasm without you uttering more than a few words.

There is a lot of fun that can be crammed into a 10 minute  quickie, so there is no need to sacrifice a much needed cum for pigskin. I can make a man cum in 10 minutes or 100. You need me more than Katy Perry.

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