Sometimes you just have to be crazy and do something for no reason at all. I was running an errand for my boss, so I ended up in an elevator with the hottest guy I’d seen in a long time. We kept staring at each other, and I was sure he wanted to fuck me as badly as I wanted to fuck him. As the elevator music rolled – “Love in an Elevator” came on, so I took that as my que. I turned to him and before I could speak his tongue was down my throat and his pants were around his ankles. I had his cock in my hand and my tits were in his. It was an intense fuck, and we swapped phone numbers so I am sure it will happen again, but I want to leave you with the hottest song ever written:
“Love In An Elevator”
Workin’ like a dog fo de boss man
Workin’ for de company
I’m bettin’ on the dice I’m tossin’
I’m gonna have a fantasy
But where am I gonna look?
They tell me that love is blind
I really need a girl like an open book
to read between the lines
Love in an elevator
Livin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up ’til I hit the ground
Jacki’s in the elevator
Lingerie second floor
She said ‘can I see you later
And love you just a little more?’
I kinda hope we get stuck
nobody gets out alive
She said I’ll show ya how to fax in the mail room honey
and have you home by five
Love in an elevator
Liovin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up ’til I hit the ground
In the air, in the air, honey one more time not it ain’t fair
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Love in an elevator goin’ down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up when I hit the ground
Gonna be a penthouse pauper
Gonna be a millionaire
I’m gonna be a real fast talker
and have me a love affair
Gotta get my timin’ right
It’s a test that I gotta pass
I’ll chase you all the way to the stairway honey
Kiss your sassafras
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up ’til I hit the ground
Do you care? Do you care?
Honey one more time now it ain’t fair.
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Aerosmith. “Love In An Elevator.” Pump. Geffen Records, 1989.