You know Carla and Avery and Mika and Ella,
you know Henrietta and Suzi and Nikita and May,
But do you recall
The biggest dick tranny of all?
Mariana the big dick tranny
Had a very giant cock
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it grows
All of the other trannies
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor Mariana
Join in any tranny games
Then one boring Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Mariana with your dick so big,
Won’t you fuck my ass tonight
Then all the trannies loved her,
As they shouted out with glee,
Mariana the big dick tranny
You’ll go down in history!
Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you have your very own big dick tranny to make it a special night!