Hot Phonesex is the Best a Man with a Small Dick Can Hope For

hot phonesexI love hot phonesex calls. What job lets you lie naked in bed all day while making money? Yesterday, I never put on clothes. I can be lazy with this kind of job, LOL. However, I found it hard to be lazy when the phone kept ringing. That is not a complaint. I love talking dirty all day. I enjoy helping men masturbate. Masturbation is a gift we give ourselves. Helping men cum all day is a gift to me too. Nothing compares to knowing you are the reason a guy busted a nut.

My last call last night was a long one. The caller required some guided masturbation techniques. My caller claimed to be a virgin still. Hard to believe, but when he sent me a picture of himself naked, it became easier to accept that he was telling the truth. The guy did not have a dick. Sure, there was a little lump between his legs. But that was a clit not a dick.

He confessed that he dates women. However, once those women see him naked, they make up an excuse as to why they cannot fuck him. Not me. I told him the truth. His small dick is too small for any woman. Not even a big wallet and a great personality can compensate for a dick that small. Although having a small dick does not mean you never deserve to cum. It just means you do not deserve to fuck women.

Honestly, I felt sorry for him. He seemed like a nice guy. But that small of a cock is like a death sentence. Women need something they can feel. This guy’s cock was so small it would disappoint a flesh light, LOL. Well, he got to cum. And cum with a sexy babe who’d never fuck him. Small dick? Not a problem for phone sex. Although a sexy phone babe may not fuck you, she can still make you cum. A phone bone is likely the only bone small dick wonders can get.

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