Category: Mature Phone Sex

Dinner is on me..

There he was just sitting there in-front of me. His jaw hit the floor. I think he was expecting something else for dinner.

 I knew he was drooling from his mouth and cock when he saw what I was serving. A big serving of my pussy.

I had my legs spread wide open, trimmed and clean. He hesitated for a few seconds but dove right in to my pussy.

I knew from the moment I laid my eyes on him I knew he was what I wanted. He wasn’t looking for anything serious but he was done with his one night stands. What we had was a good fuck buddy system.

I had just gotten home from another date I went on with this sexy but boring man. I sent Mike a text as my date was driving me home. I told Mike to come horny and hungry. just a few minutes pasted before Mike was there knocking on the door. I opened my door and turned around to have him unzip my dress.  I told him to sit down, he should eat first. He was going to need his energy. 

Happy Black Friday with Big Black Cock

Happy Black Friday! I have my own Black Friday celebration tradition. While my girlfriends are lining up in front of stores on a holiday in the cold to fight crowds to save a buck, I’m at home, warm, getting fucked by a couple bucks. Big beautiful black bucks. For me,  it is not Black Friday without a few black studs. Jealous? I can promise you, I am having way more fun than those bargain hunting women, including your wives.

As the stores were opening up last night to be crammed with crowds, I was opening my pussy, my mouth and my ass to be crammed by big black dick. Two of my biggest, blackest fuck buddies came over last night to give me a literal Black Friday. What away to start the holiday season too. The best present a woman can give herself is the gift of big black cock. It really is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus it’s a gift that is so much fun to unwrap.

Charles and Darryl gave me a Black Friday celebration in all my holes. They started with my mouth. I love the feel of big black dick in my mouth. I bet your wife would too. Hell, I bet there are a few of you guys out there that would love the feel of a real man between your lips. Big, thick, dark, cum filled meat that just oozes manhood sliding in and out of your mouth makes you feel so special. Since I was lucky enough to have two presents to play with, my mouth always had a black cock stuffed in it. And black cocks are so big and thick, there is always more than enough to share. I am happy to share my dark meat with you if you like. Or you can just watch too.

The best part of Black Friday for me, however, is getting  tag teamed. One in my pussy, one in my mouth or one in my pussy, one in my ass. This Black Friday I got every configuration conceivable. A big beautiful  black cock up my ass and cunt is more fun than any mall or store. My black studs filled my holes up better than crazy women filled up a Walmart last night. I was stuffed to the brim and loving it. Cum running out of both holes. I could have used an extra mouth to help clean up my cream pies. I got a creamy facial too. So I was covered in black jizz. They are always so proud of the way they decorate me with cum too.

If you really want to have a Happy Black Friday, you need to spend it with me. I know how to celebrate the day right. And, if you feel like you want to save some money too, check out our company specials. Our specials are better than any store specials because  you don’t have to fight crowds or leave your house, plus they are good year round, just not today. So join me in a Happy Black Friday celebration with some black cock phone sex with a special rate package.  Once you go black…..

I’m Thankful for Cock and Cum

I’m not a domesticated goddess. I am however, a sex goddess.  The only faking I do is in the kitchen. After slaving in the kitchen all day, well, after buying food and putting it into bowls and dishes to pass off as mine, I needed a reward. Kitchen work is for the birds. If I’m doing labor, I want to be doing it in the bedroom.  And that’s exactly what happened next. I texted my step sons to pay me a special visit. I wanted a pie, a pussy cream pie.

They showed up, hard dicks in hand, ready to show their hot horny step mom how thankful they were for her mouth, for her hands, for her tits, for her ass, for her cunt. And, I was so ready to show them all thankful I was for their young hard cocks always full of cum for me. Their daddy has been a failure in the bedroom for decades, but not them. And a cougar in her sexual prime is so very grateful for working cock.

I got on my knees, put each cock in my hand and started jacking them. Long strokes up and down with my hand twisting around their thick shafts. My cunt starts to drip thick moist juice down my thighs. The boys can smell my pussy pie. Better than fresh baked cherry pie any day. I work their cocks in and out of my mouth. Greedy for their cum. As I am on my knees, with both dicks in my mouth, I feel their fingers going in and out of my pussy. I’m getting finger fucked hard as I swallow their throbbing purple rods.  They want to fuck me. I get on all fours and get a cock in each hole. I can’t explain how great it feels to be double stuffed. Makes me squirt every time.

They pulled out of my ass and cock and sprayed me with cum. Felt like two fire hoses unleashing 5 gallons of cum on me. Now, I am thankful for young cum. My husband dribbles cum out his dick. His sons are twice the man he is; they shoot jet streams of jizz. I licked their cum off my lips and even my boobs.  They are staying the night as we will have a family feast tomorrow, both in the dining and bedrooms! Happy Thanksgiving. May you all have as many things to me thankful for as I do.

Call Me Mrs. Robinson: Teen Phone Sex with Vinny

Normally I fuck black guys or older white men. Never really considered myself a cougar. Never consciously went on the prowl for young cock. But this teen guy, still wet behind the ears, followed me all over the grocery store. I finally confronted him. Asked him if he lost his mommy. He could barely talk, couldn’t even look me in the eyes. Just mumbled how beautiful I was.  He was socially awkward, but sweet. What is that saying? Young, dumb and full of cum. My gut told me he wasn’t even in college yet, but at least he was driving!

I was horny and he wasn’t going to stop following me, so I told him to follow me home. I wanted to sing “Mrs. Robinson” to him but was sure the reference would be lost on him. When he arrived, he pulled out his cock, and well any fear I had about wearing an orange jumpsuit, was trumped by desire. His cock was huge. That was certainly a man cock he was packing in his school boy pants. I fell to my knees and started worshiping that teen cock.

Once I had his throbbing rod in my mouth, I didn’t care about the age difference. This young guy needed a cougar to teach him how to use his instrument. Amazing tool he had, and I was going to rock his world. I fucked him in every position conceivable. I pretty much demonstrated the entire kamasutra guide to sexual positions with him. Even let him fuck my ass. I swear that boy was half black, because that cock belongs to a 30 something black man, not a teen white boy still in school.

Turns out I was his first. He was a virgin. I popped a teen boy’s cherry. And he filled me up with boy batter all day long. Turned me into a school boy’s cum dumpster. If being a cougar means I get to drain big thick cocks that can fuck me like a gang of black men, then call me Mrs. Robinson.  My pussy just found the fountain of youth.  I think tomorrow I take my morning jog around the schoolhouse.

Your Step-Mom Needs Your Hard Cock

Do you lust after your step mom? I bet if she is my age, married to an older man, she needs you. You see boys, women in their 30s are in their sexual prime and we need a working hard cock. I bet your daddy can’t please your step mom like you could. That is what my step sons told me. And you know what? They were right. Nothing compares to a young hard cock that can fuck all night long. You know you could fuck your step mom all night long like she deserves.

Once I started fucking my husband’s boys, I started experiencing real pleasure. As a younger girl, I loved older men. But now that I am older, young cock is what I need. Your step mom is no different. I bet if you stole her panties, let her catch you jacking your hard shaft, walked around in just your boxers, you would get her attention. You see many of us step moms are lonely as well as horny. We just need a little attention and we spread our legs like butter. Even let you do the things girls your age wont let you do. You see boys, and older woman loves anal sex and cum on our faces.

I am happy to help you work up the courage to approach your hot step mom. My step sons played me like a violin, but it worked. I have been fucking them for a long time now. If you wake up with morning wood, pop chubbies throughout the day, can’t stop beating your meat, then it’s your duty as a good son to share your cock with your step mom. Trust me she needs you as much as you need her.

Fuckalicious Phone Sex But ONLY if You Have a Fuckalicious Cock

You like fuckalicious pussy? Well you better have a fuckalicious cock if you want to have fuckalicious sex. You see Marissa and I are goddesses; pure perfection. Our pussies are worth the best cocks out there. Last night we were out for a girls night at this new upscale sex club. The kind of club that caters to sophisticated women and men. We were under the assumption that they only accepted men whose cocks were as big as their wallets. So when this very wealthy, very handsome man wanted Marissa and I for a threesome, we didn’t bother to verify the goods first. That was our bad.

We got into the executive suite and when he undressed, Marissa looked at me and we both roared with laughter at his nonexistent  package.  He looked dumbfounded. I informed him money cannot buy every thing. I do not care what you do for a living, what kind of car you drive, how much money is in your bank account. If you have a shrinky dink dick you cannot fuck me or Marissa. But you can sit on the sidelines rubbing your little nub as two hot bitches get each other off. Our clits were bigger than his pecker. That’s just sad.

Marissa is a hot bitch that could certainly please me better than our Mr. Short Stuff could. After a few minutes of watching us lick each other’s cunts, he pulled out his wallet and tossed money at us. He was begging us to let him in on the action. We looked at each other giggled and then looked at him and said , “No way loser.” We took his money though. Some men just don’t know their place. Just because you can provide for us financially does not  mean you can provide for us sexually.

Marissa and I had a blast tonguing each other’s holes while we laughed and made fun of our small dicked patron. The wealthy pin dicks are always the hardest ones to break too. They think money buys everything. No amount of money in the world is worth my sexual dissatisfaction, or Marissa’s. Since he was still balking at not being able to put his peanut in us, we played a little game with him. Made him think we had a momentary loss of standards. We dressed him in my panties, her bra and snapped a few pics of him. We put them up on showyourtinydick.com. The humiliating comments started  pouring in immediately and then he began to see the light, understand his place.

If you don’t know your place, Marissa or I would be happy to tell you. We are fuckalicious babes worthy of fuckalicious sex only and if you don’t measure up we will put you in your proper place. Life is short and likely so is your penis.

The Scent of a Woman

Normally my preferred choice for a bedroom companion is tall, dark and hung like a horse. But every now and then I enjoy some Sapphic love. There is something so sensual and sexy about fucking another woman, especially if that woman is a mature beauty like Rose. When I saw her at my spa last week, I got weak in the legs and moist between them. Rose is a far cry from a well hung black stud, but I wanted her nonetheless. I struck up a conversation with her, friended her on Facebook and worked up the courage to admit my girl crush.

Turns out Rose found me equally as lovely. She prefers young cock of the family kind if you know what I mean; but she was drawn to my body as I was hers. Two women in their sexual prime with rock hard bodies, what is not to love, right? I invited her over for brunch. I really did have intentions of feeding her more than my pussy, but from the moment she walked in I could think of nothing else but her body and how good it would feel to touch and taste.

Rose has a body better than any 20 year old. I kissed her as soon as she took off her coat. She was at my place for only one reason. The only thing she had on under her coat was a pretty pink corset, black thigh highs and black pumps. I couldn’t help but draw her in for a long, deep passionate kiss. My cunt was so wet just from feeling her tongue in my mouth. I slipped a finger into her pussy and she did the same to me. Finger fucking is a lost art form, but not for Rose. She finger banged me until I creamed all over her fingers. I hated to feel her fingers slide out of my cunt, but when she put one finger in her mouth to taste and the other in my mouth, I fell to my knees to worship her perfect pussy.

She came hard on my face. Her scent and taste were better than a 50 year old bottle of wine. I got on all fours for Rose. I felt her hands caressing my ass, her tongue rimming my asshole, her finger rubbing my clit. Didn’t take long to cum again all over her face. I returned the favor again by laying her down on my bed and licking her from head to toe. I used my favorite dildo on her tight snatch. I devoured every inch of her delectable flesh. The scent of a woman, the scent of Rose made me consider full on lesbianism. But, as good as she made me feel, as hot as her body was, I cannot give up big black dick; just like she can’t give up those young cocks.

Rose and I spent the entire day in bed. Worked up a great appetite for more than just each other. I love the way a black man owns me and fucks me so savagely, but not going to lie, the sensuality and softness of a woman, especially a mature beauty like Rose, is a welcum treat every now and again. Perhaps you would like to watch us, maybe even join us? Two mature gorgeous sluts could teach you a few things and drain your cock better than a bevy of coeds.

Turkey, Creampies and Booty for Thanksgiving

Things got a little wild in my kitchen last Thanksgiving. I am hardly a domesticated goddess. My husband did not marry me for my cooking skills. But, I did try to do a big traditional turkey dinner with the help of my stepsons. Well we were drinking as we attempted to cook, and my one step son said my ass reminded him of a turkey: big, plump and juicy. This lead to actually measuring my ass. I got a rump shaker that revivals Jo Lo’s booty. Forty two inches of fine ass.

My husband was getting turned on as he is obsessed with my big beautiful booty. I married my husband when I was really young, and now that I am in my 30s, he is in his 60s and well, he has major dick issues. I was feeling a bit mean that day. I bent over, told him to lick my ass and smell it. While his face was buried in my ass, I was sucking his sons’ cocks. Had them both in my mouth at the same time. They never have a problem getting hard or staying hard. And they can shoot bucket loads of cum.

Every woman in her 30s should be so lucky to have 2 able bodied step sons in the house. They don’t think much of their dear old daddy, so any way they can participate in his humiliation, they are game.  One of the boys started taunting him; telling him he was worthless because he had a hot wife he could not satisfy. The other one chimed in and said maybe he would have better luck with the turkey. My husband was drunk too. He started fucking that turkey. Slid his dick right into it and started thrusting like a horny teenager getting laid for the first time. It was pathetic. The closest thing to pussy he has had in a very long time.

Well, I had two able bodied boys right there. I got on the kitchen island and took one of them in my ass and the other in my cunt while I yelled humiliating things to my husband. I mean really? He was stuffing a turkey while I was getting double stuffed by two young cocks. They were clearly the men in the house. After they both came inside me, we made my husband clean up the creampies they left me. I mean pie is standard with Thanksgiving Dinner!

I can’t wait for this year’s Thanksgiving festivities. It’s rare that that the whole family gets together under one roof. Gonna plot more humiliating activities for my husband.

World Peace Day with Blair: GIve Piece a Chance

Today is World Peace today. And in a blonde moment, I thought it was World Piece Day. You know as in get a piece of ass. So, I put on a slutty outfit and went out to celebrate by giving out some tail. Now, I figured out my mistake pretty quickly. But I didn’t care. I thought I could still promote the day by making love not war. I was downtown when I spotted a group of international looking guys who were part of some peace day demonstration. To me, no better way to spread peace, than to spread my legs. Who wants to fight when they just got laid. When they just came? No one that’s who. What the world needs now is more fucking. Fucking leads to peace.

I got down on my knees, in midst of a group of guys and started unzipping pants. Another like minded whore decided to join me in spreading peace. Before long, there was quite a group of guys around us with their cocks out. I was a sucking machine. Took about 15 cocks down my throat. I will do anything to spread peace.  Of course, I could not just suck cocks, I had to spread piece also. I got on all fours for a World Peace Day gang bang celebration.  Those guys were all on board my peace train too. Cock after cock stuffed my ass, cunt and mouth. Felt so good to be spreading  harmony. The only violence going on was to my ass! And, that is my kind of violence. I love rough anal.

By the time I was done spreading peace, I was covered in cum.  A peace loving cum dumpster whore. I should be the international spokesperson for spreading peace.  Spreading peace, getting a piece–all has the same result-happy people. And happy people are not violent. So, if you are tired of the violence and the hate in this world, today, and every day, make love not war. Fucking is the best way to harmonious relations among us all. Give piece a chance, and peace will find us all.

How a Cougar Shovels Snow

Mother nature is fucking crazy this year. Woke up yesterday to several inches of snow before December. I don’t do manual labor unless fucking big black cock counts as labor! So, needless to say, I don’t shovel snow. But , my car was buried and there was no pee path for my pups. What does a hot cougar do when she needs snow shoveled? She calls her hot stepson. Before I even made my coffee, there were 4 hot college studs and my stepson at my door shoveling snow. I was getting hot and bothered watching them in my yard doing all that labor. I jokingly yelled out the window, “Give me a show.” Suddenly, they started taking their clothes off. In 20 degree weather, these college studs shoveled my snow naked. Now that was a show.

I invited them in to warm up, well warm me up. I sucked their hard cocks. How they stayed hard in that chill was beyond me. My stepson said it was my hot body they kept them warm. I thanked each one with my hands, mouth and boobs. Made sure each one gave me a hot creamy load of cum. My stepson did the most work, so he got to fuck me first. I was riding him reverse cowgirl in front of his friends. Even though I had just made them all cum, they were hard again watching my show. They stood their stroking their cocks for me as my stepson pumped his dick in and out of my ass and cunt. I was so turned on by all the hard throbbing dick around me, I squirted. Full on jet stream. I hit the boys with my juice.

Well squirting on my college studs turned my afternoon into a gang bang. I ended up fucking all four of my stepson’s  fraternity pals. They covered me in cum, I covered them in cum.  Hot jizz is better than a hot toddy on a snowy day anytime.