Category: BBW Phone Sex

Suck It Up

I am finger licking good, I promise. You will never taste a sweeter batch of juice then what flows from my hot, wet, pink, pussy. I love the way I taste! I love fucking my self with my fingers and getting them full of my hot milky cum and then sucking them clean. I love to take my dildos and vibrators and stuff them deep inside me until my knees are shaking and my heart is racing while my pussy is pulsating and squirting cum everywhere. I suck it off my toys and even lick it off the sheets under me where it puddles and pools into a gooey treat! It is almost as much fun as taking you into my mouth. Swirling my tongue around that mushroom head of yours. I know how sensitive it is when I flick my tongue on the bottom of it teasing you and making you want more. I know how to bring you to the edge, just close enough to cum before stopping to kiss you and tease you more. I love repeating this over and over again so that when you finally do explode in my mouth, you give me the mother load, squirting and jerking and letting me drain your balls dry. But even better is when we 69, sucking and licking and teasing each other at the same time, filling each others mouth with thirst quenching jizz. There is nothing better then the taste of cum, wouldn’t you agree?

Cyber Sex Phone Sex

Your dick is so hard that your balls ache. The old lady is home and a prude anyway. She never wants to get kinky as fuck and that is what your craving. You are surfing the net and land right here on Fuckalicous. Damned you didn’t think it was possible but your cock is getting harder. You want to pick up the phone and call so fucking bad. You need some kinky, freaky phone sex but the old lady is cock blocking and she doesn’t even know it. What can you do? Well stud, here is what you do…you type in my yahoo chat and hit me up. Oh fuck yeah, we connect and you tell me how fucking horny you are for my luscious tits and hot, wet mouth. Baby we can rock this right here with cyber sex. I weave a hot and kinky scene with my words, making you rub that throbbing cock through your pants. I describe in detail how I am going to suck you dry. You know she could walk in at any moment but you can’t help yourself. You have to pull that cock out and jerk it as I create a fantasy with my words that is going to make you explode. You cum, a huge hot load, squirting all over your stomach and hands. OOO that was so hot, so much fun. Let’s do it again soon babe!

You Really Think You Know?

Usually when I eaves drop on the three hot young room mates by the pool I end up with a wet and horny pussy and in my room masturbating. They are usually talking about their evening and the conquests they had. All trying to out “fuck story” the other. I know 90% of it is all bull shit that they make up, but it is fucking hot just the same. Today was a little different, they were swapping dating advice and what they thought a chick wanted on the first date. What they thought it would take to get more then a hand shake at the end of the date. What it would take for a kiss and the difference between a peck and a good deep tonsil hockey kiss. What it would take to get them invited in for a cocktail and what would get them a make out session and possibly a piece of ass on that first date. They were sharing advice from the old “man bible” It was really very funny because they had some things right but for the most part they hadn’t a clue. I wanted to interject and give them some real advice about how to get hot pussy action on the first date but the conversation was so entertaining that I couldn’t bring myself to interrupt their colorful explanations of what to do and what the result would be. I know which apartment they live in so I decided to give them a friendly piece of advice anonymously. I printed this out and left it on their door, wishing I could be a fly on the wall when they find it. I laughed all the way back to my apartment as I poured a glass of wine and toasted my genius and opened the drawer to retrieve my favorite toy!

 

Oh How I Would Love It!!!

hot phonesex viv1My bedroom is my sanctuary. It is where I have the most fun and where I love to be. Fucking, licking, cumming and making others cum. I spend so much time there that it is time for a new bed. I need a big bed, one with room to move and not be restricted to the old missionary position. I am a big beautiful woman that likes to be able to move and experience all different positions and pleasures for both of us. It has to have posts that will allow you to tie me up or if it your pleasure, will allow me to tie you up. I have been looking and looking for just the right fit and I found this awesome bed. It is more then your average four poster bed. It exudes all the pleasures of sex, the posts are large and thick and carved out of wood. They are textured and look like huge dicks, my favorite thing in the world. I can imagine being by myself and pushing my pussy up to the post, enjoying the texture of the wood as I rub my pussy all over it and making myself cum from the feel. I can see myself masturbating while I stare up at those huge cocks surrounding me, like lovers waiting to blow their loads all over me. And I can imagine being tied spread eagle to the massive posts while you rub your huge dick in between my tits, across my face, over my pussy, trying to decide where you will put your creamy load of jizz. This bed could be so much fun for both of us. Don’t you think?hot phonesex viv

Beautiful Brown

Some men just love big girls.  Whether it’s a huge ass, wide hips, thunder thighs or enormous tits, some men just can’t resist the extra cushion that a BBW has to offer.  Ironically, most of these men are super-slim!  And, one of those super-slim, BBW-lovers is the head maintenance man at my apartment community.  We’ve been fucking at least once a week, since I moved into my new place, in December.  He loves my milk jugs and my long, chocolate legs.  He worships my pussy, and sometimes jokes about impregnating me, so we can have a light-brown, wavy-haired, green-eyed baby.  But, he did something totally new this week: he asked me to shit on him!  He’s eaten my pussy before, but has never even licked my ass, so his request was shocking to me.  To let me know he was serious, he started fingering my ass, and scooping out small brown bits to rub on his slumping cock.  The more shit he spread on his dong, the more it grew.  He said the smell of me was arousing!  Once he was fully erect, he shoved his fat cock up my shitty ass, and told me to push him out.  I did, and three brown bricks followed behind his cock, sliding effortlessly out of me.  He caught them in his hands and squished them all over my tits.  He titty-fucked me, using the pungent, brown mess, and then blasted me in the face with a hot load of cum.  Afterwards, we showered together, indulging in a quickie under the water.  When I asked him what made him want to play in my shit, he just shrugged his shoulders and smiled.  In his line of work, I guess sometimes he has to get dirty.

Naughty Neighbor Phone Sex

I have this really fucking hot neighbor, I’m talking so hot that my panties are instantly soaked as soon as I see him! I have been wanting to fuck this guy for what feels like forever so I decided that enough was enough, I was gonna get me some now! I opened my curtains wide and when I did oops my top came down all by itself! There I was cleaning my windows and watering my plants with my luscious tits hanging out acting like I had no idea at all! *giggle* He noticed me right away too, I could see him out of the corner of my eye looking at me but I acted like I didn’t see him, I just kept right on cleaning until I saw him walk away. I was a little disappointed to be honest, I was hoping he would pull his cock out and stroke it for me. But then I heard a knock on the door and when I answered it, there he was! He didn’t say a word, he just walked in, picked me up and carried me over to the couch where he fucked the shit outta me! I think I need to wash my windows more often if this is what I’m gonna get!

Taste The Rainbow

You think skittles are a sweet and fruity candy? You haven’t tasty this luscious, juicy pussy of mine. That is why I got my rainbow tat right over my pussy lips that will take you to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. My lips are pink and puffy and oh so juicy. Work me just right and I will squirt just like one of those sweet, fruity, juicy liquid filled candies. Exploding in your mouth and filling it with the creamiest cum you have ever swallowed. And look at these huge, tantalizing double J sized tits. Nipples standing at attention waiting for you to take one in your mouth while I lift the other to my lips. I stick my tongue out and flick it over that huge nipple while you suck the other one. Big, soft mounds of flesh. You watch as I pour scented oil down the middle of them, pushing them together to form a slit that is calling to you. Your dick aching to bury itself deep in between the warmth of their folds. You slide in and push in and out, pinching my nipples while I push my two mounds together forming a tight, wet spot for you to fuck. I lick your mushroom head each time you thrust deep and hard. Flicking my tongue on the head like it was on my nipple. The sensation is driving you crazy as you thrust harder, deeper, faster. My tongue not missing one stroke. I look up at you and reach under my tit with  my arm, grabbing my left tit with my right hand and freeing my left hand, You keep going harder, faster. I bring the fingers of my left hand up to my mouth and suck them in between your thrusts, imitating sucking your cock. It is driving you wild. I hear your breathing and I take my moist fingers and shove them up your ass as you come. Barely giving you time to recover before shoving your face down and into my cunt screaming “TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!”

Sweet and Sexy

I am a sweet and sexy thick woman and that means there are never any bony edges for you to hurt yourself on, only plush silky softness here. Sink into my sexy flesh and pound as hard as you like, I know I can handle anything you have to give me, I promise you that. I love a man that can fuck me for hours and if you have a big dick, even better! I love a good pounding more than a fat girl loves cake and believe me, I love me some cake! I need it baby, come on over and fuck the shit out of me, you won’t regret it, in fact you won’t be able to forget it! You know how they say fat girls try harder? It’s true baby, I try harder than anyone and I will fuck you way better than some skinny bitch ever could! So what are you waiting for baby? Call me tonight so we can get nasty, I can’t wait!

Hot Phonesex with Passion

If you’ve been reading my blogs, or if you’ve called me before, you already know how much I love my protein!  Sucking off fat, white cocks is one of my greatest talents.  And, you’ll agree I do a good, fucking, bang-up job at it!  But, it’s the end-results of all my hard work that makes me the most excited.  When you blow your load, that’s the greatest treat you can give me.  There’s nothing like having delicious, thick, warm cock cream pumped down my throat, or feeling that hot, drippy semen splash all over my face.  I love to rub gobs of sticky, white load all over my huge jugs, then lick and suck every bit off of myself.

Even if you cum deep inside my plump, juicy cunt, I enjoy the feeling of your throbbing cock as it empties all of your cum into my welcoming, tight tunnel.  And, if you like pounding my soft, round ass, and watching it jiggle with every thrust into my shithole, I anticipate the moment you fill my insides with a health amount of man-juice for a beautiful cream pie.

No matter how you give it to me, I love to take it!  So, cum unload on me, or in me, with some hot phonesex.

It’s party Time!!

I can’t wait till tonight! I am throwing a sex toy party and have so many things planned for a wild and crazy night full of fun and cum! One of the most important things is the refreshments! I got this awesome cake, it has all kinds of toys on it and says “toys 4 us” I made dick pops and they look like they are spewing jizz, and I made titty cookies. Plus I got lots of fun adult beverages to keep the night exciting and fun!

Decorations are covered, I have all kinds of sexy trinkets hanging from streamers and bought dick plates that say let’s party.

We are going to play four really hot fucking games while dressed in our sexy lingerie (the required attire). The first thing we are doing is as each guest arrives they are getting a silly name, they must introduce themselves to arriving guests by that name. any time someone calls someone by anything other then the name given when they arrived, they have to drink. This should get us off to a good start. We are also going to play Pass The Vibrator, like hot potato but with a nice big vibrating dick! All night we will have Sex Bingo going. Each girl will have a number and periodically I will be picking a number and calling it out, the girl with the corresponding number must immediately shout out something she would say in bed. That should be loads of fun! And once we are nice and drunk we are going to play Condom Crazy. I have a long table with a dildo attached to it for each girl. I bought glow in the dark condoms. We will be turning out the lights, and using only your mouth we will be putting the condoms on the dildos. That is really going to be interesting.

Don’t you wish you could be a fly on the wall for this party? maybe you will be one of the lucky fellas that one of our horny, drunk, guests goes home to with a bag full of new toys!