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Phone Sex Fetish with Glenda: My Sister’s Dirty Secret

My sister and I got into a little trouble last month. Got pretty drunk and caused some havoc with her ex boyfriend and got arrested for public intoxication. Now we have community service. Don’t get me wrong, I would much rather be cleaning up the highway than spending time in jail. My sister is appalled actually that she has to do this, so afraid of being seen by some one she knows. We are both BBWs, but she is very conservative. She has only been with 3 men in her life, goes to church every Sunday and votes Republican.  I was a bad influence on her last month and got her drunk and suggested we write cheating pig on his Ferrari in lipstick. And now here we are sweating  our big beautiful titties off cleaning up trash.

Today when we were working, I found a guy passed out in a grocery cart behind some trees. OMG he reeked too. Obviously a drunk homeless man. His clothes were tattered and dirty and he had not had a bath probably since Bush was in office. I called my sister over. I mean she is Miss Goody Two Shoes normally so I thought she might know of a shelter that would take him. I was quite shocked at her reaction to him. She wanted to take him home. I’m not talking take him home to offer him a warm meal and hot shower. She wanted to take him home to offer him a warm pussy-hers! I thought I was gonna gag. How in the hell could you want to fuck a dirty old hobo who likely was bacteria ridden and clueless about the true color of his skin as it was caked thick with dirt. Obviously my conservative sister harbors some dark secrets.

Come to find out there is something called hoboeroticism. There are apparently folks out there with a strong sexual attraction to homeless men. Now, I like a dirty old man, but not literally. My sister was mesmerized by this dude. She really does have a dirty secret. She even tried to wake him by rubbing her big old boobs all over him. The woman that yells at me for having one night stands was trying to get jiggy with a foul smelling bum?  Just when I thought I had seen it all. It was like watching a train wreck, I was in shock and awe over what was going on.  She lifted her top up and rubbed her tits all over his face. Her boobs got covered in grime. Gag. Next thing I know she is unzipping his pants and stroking his pecker. I’m like put that down, you don’t know where it has been. I mean seriously would you pick up a half eaten sandwich on the ground and eat it? NO!!!!! I was gonna hurl until I saw the size of that thing.  That hobo had about a foot long cock. Gave new meaning to Hobo with a shotgun. Now, I was tempted, but I couldn’t do it. I offered her some hand wipes and said go for it. My sister needed big dick in a bad way. I would have preferred clean big dick, but to each his own.

At least now that I know my Bible thumping sister is a freak, she can lay off lecturing me on my random hook ups. I could fuck 20 strangers in a night and never come close to getting lice or bed bugs or hell fleas. You think you know someone until you see them going down on a dirty hobo in a shopping cart. Glad to know I can still be shocked. So what strange sex fetish do you have? Bet it doesn’t beat my sister’s!

Forced Feminization Phone Sex with Glenda: Grandpa’s Secret

When I travel, my grandpa house sits for me and watches my fur babies. They just love him. So do I. Now, I always thought grandpa was a pretty straight laced guy. You know the kind. Loves beer, Duck Dynasty and football. This last time I traveled, I came home early and got a huge surprise. My burly grandpa, setting on the couch in my clothes with a Pabst Blue Ribbon in his hand. By clothes I mean my pink bra with matching panties and a black garter and thigh highs. When I said hello, grandpa was really embarrassed. Tried to tell me he lost a bet. I explained to him, that although we are family, there are rules in my household like you do not wear my clothes without permission or without consequences. I told grandpa if he was fond of ladies clothing, well he was going to wear them in public all day long.

He tried to argue with me, apologize, say it was just one time. But, I knew this was not true. When I have returned home before I have had my suspicions based on clothes not fitting right. I told him if he could wear my clothes in my house, he could out and about too. I went and got him a blouse, a skirt and a pink bow. Ordered him to put it on.  He kept protesting so I snapped pics of him in my lingerie and said do as I say old man or I send these pics to grandma. He immediately got dressed in my street clothes. Now he didn’t look too hot in them. In fact he looked like a sissy; an out of shape sissy.

I ordered him to take me to the hardware store. I wanted him in my clothes in a manly place. The whole drive he was pleading with me to give up this silly punishment. He was ashamed to enjoy ladies clothing. I told him to embrace his feminine side, to accept the fact that he is a sissy and cross dresser. I reached over and grabbed his crotch and could feel his hard on. I informed him a hard cock on a old fart meant he liked it; that he was enjoying being humiliated. Truckers passed us and honked their horns, waved, some even blew kisses. When we got to Ace Hardware, I instructed him to own it. Walk in chin up, boobs out.

I was so proud of my sissy grandpa. He strutted right in and embraced his femininity.  There were some stares, some snickers, but he never showed embarrassment.  When we got home, I let grandpa jack off on my big tits. He may be a sissy boy now, but he is still a red blooded good old boy who likes big boobs. Grandpa comes over all the time now and we play dress up. I do his hair, his nails, give him boobs and dress him in something pretty. Maybe I can feminize you too?

Pussy Worshiping Phone Sex with Glenda: Pigskin and Pussy

You know what goes great with football? Pussy. I know boys like pigskin but they like pussy too. See I am watching football and I have the NFL package and the Red Zone, so guys can see any game they want while worshiping my hot cunt. You can have pigskin and pussy!

Last Sunday, I had a fuck buddy who came by. He ate my pussy for an entire game. I lost count of how many times I actually came, but it was a ton. He is such a good cunt licker too. He spelled the name of every team on my clit with his tongue while he finger fucked my pussy.  I pretty much drowned his face in my juices. What we also discovered was fucking  doggy style on the floor in front of the TV allows us both to enjoy football while getting laid. I may have rug burns, but I got to see those tight ends play. I love sports too boys, so do much girls. Trust me you do not have to choose pigskins over pussy. You can have both all day long.

My pussy is waiting to be worshiped too.  And trust me, I can suck some good cock and titty fuck all through a game too. Pussy and pigskin it’s the best of both worlds.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: The Young Admirer

I was at the mall today shopping and I picked up a young, amorous stalker of sorts. This little guy followed me everywhere, even into Victoria Secret and Claire’s Boutique.  It was clear he was crushing on my nice curvy body. Yes he was jailbait, but I was flattered.  I decided to go back into Victoria Secret. I saw lots of sexy things I wanted. I grabbed a variety of bras, some panties, even a few sexy body suits. I saw him being all nonchalant behind a rack of sleepwear, but looking at me still. One of the girls in the store asked if he was with me. I said yes, but he was just embarrassed about being in a lingerie store. She said I could bring him into the dressing room with him since I was his mother. Mother? That was funny. He was young true, but didn’t think I looked old enough to be the mother of a teen.

But, I knew he wanted to see my body. So, I just grabbed his hand and pulled him in. I told him to be quiet and enjoy the show. I slowly and seductively took off my top and then unsnapped my bra. His eyes got big when he saw my 40 EE natural boobs. He adjust his pants which meant he was getting a boner. For me, a hard cock is the highest form of flattery. I could see that whatever was hiding in his trousers was ample for any age. I said, “I show you mine, you show me yours.” He pulled his hard dick out of his pants, and I wiggled out of my pants and showed him my bald beaver.

I was getting aroused. Normally, jailbait isn’t my thing, but I do like being watched. I am an exhibitionist. I leaned in towards him, held up my tits right in front of him and let him beat his meat until he shot a load of boy batter on my tits. I then let him watch as I sucked his cream sauce off those melons of mine. He was mesmerized; almost like he was hypnotized by my boobies. I gave him a wet wipe to clean the jizz of the head of his cock. He cleaned himself up, tucked his dick back in his pants and left.

I felt like Mrs. Robinson, but it was hot. When you were younger, did you ever get to see a nice big pair of natural tits like mine?

Titty Fucking Phone Sex with BBW Glenda

I met this guy a few weeks ago who was quite enamored with my big titties. We have been hanging out for awhile now too, finding things to do with my tits. Of course, his favorite is to titty fuck. I let him give me a pearl necklace the first night I met him. Can you blame a guy for wanting to slide his cock between my two juicy boobs? Of course not. My favorite way to titty fuck is to sorta  lay hanging off my bed with him standing by the edge of the  bed. My big boobs dangling, almost smothering me. He slides his cock in between them and I suck the head. This upside down move is pretty hot too because he can lean forward and finger bang my cunt or even eat my pussy. Sucking cock actually gets me really wet, but you stick a few fingers in my pussy and flick my clit at the same time, and I will cream all over the place.

He is really tall and well built so he can actually hold me up and do the standing 69 position. I am not a small girl, hell my tits alone weigh 50 lbs, so it’s really nice to find someone who can lick on me that way. The first time we tried it, he said it was like being groped my two chicks because my hands were holding his ass and my tits fell off to the side like they were grabbing his hips.  It’s nice to have a guy who is not lazy in the bedroom and doesn’t mind a good workout.

When was the last time you had a good titty fuck? Mine are big, real and bouncy. Perfect for your cock, perfect for your cum.

 

Big Tits Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: 101 Uses for Big Boobs

Big tits phone sex is a hell of a lot hotter with a BBW gal like me with natural 38 EE’s. Nothing feels better on a cock than real big titties. Silicon parts are for toys. Real ones can smother your cock. Real ones can bounce as you pound. Real ones can be lifted up to have the cum sucked off of them. Real ones can hypnotize you.  Real ones can give you life as you suckle on them. Real ones can get you out of a lot of trouble. Real ones can motor boat better.

I have been using my tits for as long as I can remember. In school, they got me A’s. In my car, they got me out of traffic tickets. At concerts, they got me back stage. At the end of the line, they got me to the front. In coach seating, they got me to first class. In clubs, they got me in free. In court, they got me out of trouble. In  traffic, they got me in the other lane.

Just the other day, I used my boobs to snag free cable. The Comcast guy was hooking up the new neighbors , and a flash and a jiggle was all it took to get premium stations for free. I love my big beautiful natural breasts. Do you?

Think of all the hot, nasty fun you can have with my tits. You can cover them in cum, whipped cream, hot wax, melted chocolate, body paint, body glitter, champagne… You can pinch them, fuck them, suck them, slap them, hog tie them, motor boat them, sleep on them, float on them, abuse them, rest your beer on them….

The possibilities are endless with 38 EEs. Give me a call so you can hear me do whatever it is you want to my pretty big titties. They are here for YOUR pleasure.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Backyard Peep Show

This is the last weekend the pools are open which makes me so very sad. I love getting wet in a bikini and watching all the men at the pool adjust themselves when they see my beautiful curves. I love being wet. In more ways than one. I also love showing off my tits in a sexy way. So, I decided to put an old fashioned showers outside in the yard. It’s like a big tub, no curtain, so no privacy. I don’t want privacy anyway! I have a slew of neighbors that I can wash my body for. Today, I decided to give it a try.

I put on this hot little white bathing suit cover up with no bathing suit underneath. I stood in the tub and let the water cascade over my curves. My big thick juicy curves. My nipples got so hard they could cut glass. I was soaking wet and that cover up became like a second skin. I looked around to see if I could see any peeping toms or tammys. I am quite the exhibitionist. I love attention on my body. It appeared I had a few subtle onlookers so I kicked up the show a notch.

I sat on the edge of the tub, hiked up the wet cover-up, spread my legs and exposed my freshly shaven pussy. I then started rubbing my clit. I put a leg up on the edge of the tub for better viewing pleasure and I spread my pretty pink cunt lips. I then slide 3 fingers inside my pussy and fucked myself until I exploded. I then licked my sweet pussy pie juices off my fingers. I even smeared some on my tits and licked it off. I am a chronic masturbator. Sure I get fucked and fucked often, but something so hot about getting yourself off. Especially when you have an audience. And I had more than a few voyeurs today. Would you enjoy watching me get off. Or better, listening to me get off? I can let you hear my wet pussy.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Pussy and Cock for Brunch

I woke up early this am because I got a call from the couple I recently house sat for. They wanted more fun with their favorite horny BBW. Well it’s Sunday Funday and I was going to have some fun. Some hot fun. I put on something sexy and headed to the valley. I think I left a puddle on my car seat in anticipation of another hot threesome. When I arrived, they greeted me with Mimosas and chocolate covered strawberries. We all went into the bedroom and got comfortable. I love them because they enjoy worshipping my body. They laid me on the bed  and fed me strawberries. He then straddled my face so I could suck his cock, while she got between my legs and dipped those chocolate strawberries into my pussy. She said my nectar made those strawberries yummier. At one point she was eating them out of me as I was sucking her man’s beautiful dick. Then he poured a Mimosa over my big beautiful breasts and they both licked it off my body. Sunday brunch was being served on my body.

Once his cock was good and hard, they switched positions.  I was now licking her sweet honey out of her beautiful tight cunt. Such sweet puffy pussy lips. He slid his cock into my snatch while I tongued her cunt. Her juices were flooding my face while my juices  were flooding his cock. We fucked each other for hours. They are such a hot fun couple and I love joining them.  I have never really considered myself bisexual, but I love this woman. I would fuck her with no cock around.  You have a bi curious wife? I’d love to join you guys. Threesomes are my new addiction. Pussy and cock at the same time is so hot.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Adventures in Housesitting

This week I have been house sitting in what is a mansion to me. Huge place. Has like 22 bedrooms, a game room, an indoor and outdoor pool, a big screen private theater. I feel like a celebrity in this place. My girlfriend hooked me up with this wealthy plastic surgeon who wanted someone to stay in the house and take care of the fur babies. Well, he came home a day early unannounced with his hot young girlfriend. They insisted I stay the night and enjoy dinner, drinks and the pool with them. I would have given up my big titties to stay another night in luxury.

At dinner, they were telling me about their trip to Europe and how my rubenesque figure is coveted over there. I wasn’t quite sure what they meant. Then they explained that in the US the focus is on unhealthy body types, like a size 8 is considered fat. But in Europe a size 12 is normal and curvy women are worshiped as goddesses. I was liking the sound of that. Well the drinks kept coming and the next thing I know we are all in the hot tub together naked.  At first its tame, just talking naked. Then I felt  her fingers  working their way into my cunt from underneath the bubbles. As my head tilted back in ecstasy, he kissed me, grabbing my boobs and massaging them. I felt like a goddess being worshiped. She kept finger fucking me as he lifted a tit up to his mouth and began sucking on it. I wasn’t sure if it was the hot tub or my arousal but I was about to overheat.

They suggested we move this to one of the bedrooms. When we got there, they laid me down on this big sectional bed and began massaging every inch of me. She went down to eat my pussy while he continued to worship by breasts. They both just kept telling me how gorgeous I was. I was not accustomed to not doing any of the work. I like to give as much as I like to receive pleasure. I let them bring me to a few orgasms before I insisted that I return the favor! I started by eating her out. I have not eaten a ton of pussy in my life, but when I have, I have loved it. This was no different. She tasted sweet like honeydew melon. As I was licking her swollen pulsating clit, he pushed his cock in my pussy fro behind. I felt it sink in to my thick wet snatch and I let out a long loud moan. He had a nice size cock and it felt awesome going in my cunt.

He fucked me for about 15 minutes before shooting his load deep in my pussy and she came all over my face. As he kissed me to taste her nectar on my face, she went behind me and licked her boyfriend’s cum out of my hot cunt. She ate my creampie. It was so amazingly hot. We spent the entire night fucking. I even watched them fuck. Among the hottest sexual encounters I have ever had.  They blew my mind. It felt good to have my thick curvy body worshiped.  Sadly the morning came, and it was time to head back to reality. But they did say they would have me over again soon. I can’t wait. Threesomes are my new thing! Maybe I can play with you and your partner?

BBW Phone Sex: A Sexy Encounter with an Ex

I had a job interview today for The Tilted Kilt, a chain bar like Hooters; they are looking for hostesses. I figured this would be some nice extra cash and another way to meet hot eligible bachelors. I put on a cute but upscale slutty outfit and head downtown. When I got there, I was greeted by a girl I went to college with. It is such a small world. Her husband is the manager of the local Tilted Kilt. She said he does all the hiring but she  helps with the application process. She is a buxom, curvy gal like myself. I always thought she was hot. In fact I had a girl crush on her in college.

After we caught up a bit and I filled out the application and answered a few questions, she signaled her husband to come out to finish the interview process. My jaw just about fell open when I realized she was married to one of my ex boyfriends. Big Jim I called him. Not the brightest bulb around, but one of the biggest. It was hard to imagine him settling down; monogamy was never his strong suit. He was a player. I guess Rebecca was able to tame that beast. I did worry, however, that my application would not be considered now. Big Jim and I did not part on good terms. When I caught him cheating with my then BFF, I sorta pulled a Carrie Underwood on him and took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. In fact I think there is a warrant out for my arrest still for destroying his new BMW.

When he came out, I thought it would be awkward, horrible, maybe even violent. But it wasn’t. Big Jim recognized me of course. We had dated for almost a year. But, he apologized. Said he was a changed man. Rebecca had tamed him. I looked at her and said “impressive, he is a hard beast to tame.” I asked her secret. She undid her blouse and revealed even bigger titties than mine! Then she grabbed me and kissed me long and hard. I was a bit shocked. I mean I had a crush on her in college, but here she was married to my ex boyfriend who potentially could be my new boss. But my pussy was dripping. I looked at Big Jim and he had his cock out and was stroking it.

Rebecca went over and locked the door, came back and said” I keep him faithful by letting him watch me with the beautiful girls he can’t have.”  I was in shock. I mean technically he had me, but didn’t want to keep me, and now he had my girl crush and what she was suggesting was so hot to me. She started undressing me. She had me sit on the pool table naked. She then took the pool stick and teased my whole body; she used it under my boobs, to caress my body , then she fucked my pussy with the first 10 or so inches of that pool stick while her hubby, my ex jacked his huge cock. I came so hard too that I squirted on the pool table.

I had to return the favor. I undressed her. I laid her down on the table and  licked every inch of her. She has a plump juicy cunt. Smooth, tasty and very wet. I made her cum on my face, but I was not satisfied with just making cum once. I grabbed a pool ball and pressed it on her clit and rubbed it around while I sucked on her tit until she cam hard again. I did that with all the pool balls. That’s 12 orgasms, well 13 if you count the cue ball. I looked at Big Jim with every cum I gave his hot horny wife.  He shot like 4 loads. We all came a lot.

I am not sure if I got the job or not, but I did get to satisfy an old crush, make up of sorts with an ex I was wasting energy on loathing still, find out I am not gonna ever be arrested for destroying a car and cum several times. Sometimes running in to an ex can be a pleasant surprise.