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Flaming Hot

Who doesn’t love a back yard BBQ? In our family a BBQ is not like your average BBQ. Since we believe that a family that plays together, stays together, we keep more then the food hot and spicy. This year my cousin brought a corn hole game to add to the horse shoes, football and volley ball that we normally play. Since we all end up naked before the food is even done, volley ball and football are generally our favorite games. No one ever wins because we are to busy either looking at or making fun of bouncing tits, dicks and balls. But of course that doesn’t matter either because we are all drunker then skunks any way and fucking is all that is on our minds. So when we saw the corn hole game we all laughed and made fun of the fact that nothing jiggles, wiggles or bounces while playing corn hole, at least with horse shoes when we get drunk we always end up clocking someone in the shin with a horse shoe and that shit is funny as hell. But my cousin had his own way of playing corn hole. He place the boards in a way that when we bent over our pussies and asses are right square in the middle of the hole in the board. Instead of trying to throw a bean bag into the hole, he blindfolded us and had us try to stick dicks and tongues in the hole and find our marks. I got a hot dog off the grill before I got blind folded and used it to stick in the hole. Which snowballed into everyone using a food product. We had chicken legs and ribs, corn on the cob and carrots off the vegetable tray….you name it we were using it. By the time we were done there wasn’t a piece of food we hadn’t stuck in some ones hole before eating it.

Hammin And Jammin

I went to visit a friend of mine that lives in a small country town last year. When she said it was a small town I had no fucking idea how small it really was. The first night I was there we drove an hour to a big city and went clubbing. We had a fucking blast and it seemed like she lived a nice normal life, boy was I in for a big surprise. The next day, a bright sunny Saturday we got up and got dressed and she said we were going to an outdoor concert. I was psyched, it sounded like fun! I grabbed some weed out of my suit case and enough money for drinks and we rolled out. When we drove up and I saw the big banner I looked at her like she had lost her fucking mind. We were at a cow pasture and the sign said “HAM AND YAM FESTIVAL”. Really? What the fuck is this country, back woods, back water bull shit? All I could think of was getting fucking cow shit on my shoes and having to deal with a bunch of Mr Green Jeans mother fuckers in overalls with straw hanging out of their mouths. We got to the gate and she paid for our tickets. To my surprise there were a bunch of sexy ass cowboys in tight jeans, boots and cowboy hats and my pussy started to pay attention. We sat a little way from the stage and the first band came out. It wasn’t bad, a great local country rock band. I noticed people were getting high and the beer was flowing. A couple of joints and a few beers and I started loosening up and enjoying myself. I met a real cool dude with a fabulous ass. We ended up in the back of his “pick ’em up truck” and he fucked my socks off. All in all what I thought was going to be a bust was a lot of fun, and when I got home my city friends got a real kick out of my stories about the “HAM AND YAM FESTIVAL”

Cum Junkie

I’m a nasty ho that has fucked ALL the family dongs. If it has a dick I have sucked it, fucked it, and then begged for more of it! I fucked every man my momma ever brought home, hell I even had some intimate time with  the family pooch! Rover’s pointy hard cock had my cunt dripping wet. I have never cared what it was, if it had a dick I would suck and Fuck it! I can’t go without dick for longer than an hour. I crave that shit, I need a hard dick ready for me at ALL times! I’m the kind of trashy slut that goes out to party with you and your friends and will let you all take turns fucking all my slutty holes. And YES you can squirt that load of jizz anywhere you want. I love sucking cum out of pussy. I love licking juice covered dicks clean.
Anyone say ass to mouth? I would LOVE to suck all my ass juice off that big fat cock of yours.
Water sports? I do that too. You can wake me up in the morning by slapping my face with your morning wood and I will open my mouth up wide to swallow all of your hot piss.
I really have NO limits at ALL! I want to be your nasty cum guzzling, piss drinking, shit eating, furry friend fucking gutter slut! This nasty whore will take that dick anyway I can get it.

To Condom Or Not

When I was growing up the health department gave free condoms. We used to go get bags at a time and bring them home. Of course we all stuffed a hand ful in our pockets to use for “protection”. But we couldn’t resist doing other things with them. To this day I don’t know where they got the variety they put in those bags. They had a multitude of colors. Every fucking color you could think of, red ones. Blue ones, green ones, yellow ones, purple ones, you name it they had it. They had ribbed and smooth, lubricated and un lubricated. I mean when we first started getting them we were amazed that they came in such a variety.
Thinking back on all the condoms we got, all the ones we kept and all the ones we actually used, I am surprised every one of us were not pregnant. We all talked a good game, the guys and the girls, about how we wanted to be safe. How we needed to use a condom every time. But when it came down to it and we were ready to fuck, no one gave a damned about taking the time to put on a condom. The guys bitched about it not feeling as good and in truth we liked it better when we could feel that jizz jerk up inside of us. We all also agreed that we loved the taste of cum and loved licking it off a cock that was just in us or having it sucked out of our pussy by another chick. Bareback is defiantly the way to go when it comes to fucking. At least in our circle.

My Conquest

When I am bored I need to find fun and interesting things to do. I usually end up playing a game with myself. I make up the rules and I am the one running the show. This time I have decided that I am going to go out and find some fucking dude and just fuck his brains out. I want to find the biggest nerd I can. A geek that I know is likely a virgin, that has never even seen tits and ass except for in pictures and the porn flicks he jerks off to. I want to give him a taste of some real pussy. some freaky, kinky, sleazy fucking that he will never forget. the kind of fucking that will make his dick hard every night when he is all alone and thinking about his one and only piece of ass. The kind of fucking that will make all other pussy in the future seem like nothing but a step above a vegetable. Yeah I want to ruin this poor fucker for life. I will know him when I see him and God help him he has no chance against me!

Are You On My List?

When I get a guy in my sites he goes onto my Fuck-it List., my version of a bucket list. To be on my Fuck-it List my panties have to get soaking wet as soon as I see you or hear your sexy ass voice. Being a cum slut, it doesn’t take much to get this pussy’s attention. I have all kinds of ways to make you mine for the night. Trust me if you make my Fuck-it List you won’t be there for long. I will fuck you, use you, abuse you, make sure that I have marked every inch of your body with my sweet ,sticky cum and them leave you alone, wanting more, wondering when I will cum to you again. No darling, I am not the kind to make return visits or to keep you for any length of time. I am a wham bam thank you man kinda girl. But one thing is for sure, you will enjoy it while it lasts.

Cum Slut Sitter

I love to sit in my yard in the summer time in my tiny little bikini, pretending to sun my self while watching him from under my eye lashes. My pussy drips while I fantasize about walking over to him and running my hands over his bare and sweaty chest raising goose bumps on his golden skin. I slowly work my way down to the button under his navel undoing it with my nimble fingers before dropping to my knees and taking his zipper in my teeth tugging it down.
So last week when I was checking the mail and his pretty little wife approached me about sitting with their two brats I jumped at the chance.I made sure that I wore the sexiest underwear in my drawer. I paid extra close attention to my outfit and it had just the right amount of “fuck me”. When I showed up at their house I saw a certain twinkle in his eye and my pussy responded like it always does when I lay my eyes on him. I can’t wait for them to get home.
I made sure the brats were tucked in their beds and fast asleep thanks to a little dose of medicine in their bedtime drink. I find the wine and pour a glass for my dream hunk and his wife with a little kick in her glass as well. As soon as they arrive back home I offer them the wine and she gulps hers down like a pro. Things are going just fine. It doesn’t take long and she is out like a light.
Let the seducing begin.…he didn’t resist, much…I slowly unbuttoned his shirt and ran my hand down his chest bringing goose bumps to his flesh just like I had imagined all those times in my mind. Just like re playing a movie I undid his pants button and dropped to my knees taking his zipper in my teeth and puling it down. He reached down and pushed my head into his groin. My pussy was gushing, flooding my panties and the musky smell of him had my nipples at attention. I wrapped my mouth around him and fucked his cock with my tongue, lips and mouth until he was moaning and bucking back into my face. I had to have his cock in my aching pussy. I stood up and undressed revealing my sexy undies. He ripped them off of me leaving them in shreds on the couch right next to his drugged up, passed out wife and shoved me against the wall. Lifting me easily he shoved his cock deep into my waiting cunt. He fucked me hard and rough, biting my neck and ramming his cock in me over and over again. When we finally exploded together I was out of breath and more then satisfied. He assured me that I would be sitting with the brats again soon and that I was forever his cum slut sitter.

RPG Dixie Style

hot phonesex dixieSome weekends my friends and I get together to game. We love Dungeons and Dragons and know just how to turn a fun fantasy game set in medieval times into some down and dirty fucking fun.
I play a wicked little Kinder and my best girlfriend plays a naughty little Elf. There are a bunch of us and everyone has different fictional characters they play. If you have never done role play it is a must and can go off in many different directions.
Anyway we are getting together this weekend to play and my girlfriend gave me a call. She wanted me to come with her to an appointment. Of course I said yes but she wouldn’t tell me what it was.
My pussy got wet, my nipples hard and I had so many kinky things running through my mind.
I was so surprised when we got to the doctors office and the first thing I thought was she was pregnant.
She just laughed and told me to be patient it was for our game.
Now I was really miffed. We got into the doctors office and they started talking about the procedure. I couldn’t believe it, she was getting a body mod procedure, elf ears!
At first I thought she was off her rocker, more then normal. but when he got done and I have to say, she has the cutest little elf ears.
I can’t wait till they heal, her ears are very sensitive and I want to be the first one to lick and suck them and get her pussy all wet and ready for the fucking.

What Does The Cock Say?

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Subby says “OWE”
Chubby says “SQUEEZE”
And a slave says “PLEASE”
Teen says “PLAY WITH ME”
MILF says “I’LL TAKE THREE”
Fetish says “2 GIRLS AND A CUP”
Sadistic says “I’LL FUCK YOU UP”
Tranny says “SUCK THIS DICK”
BIC says “ON YOUR KNEES AND LICK”

But there’s one sound
That no one knows
What does the cock say?

“Fuck-uck-uck-uck-cumonme!
Squirt-irt-irt-irt-feelitjerk!
Mmm-ahh-ahh-ahh-feelslikehome!”
What does the cock say?

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What does the cock say?

“Gimme-imme-imme-ho!
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Gimme-imme-imme-ho!”
What does the cock say?

“Get-off-off-off-o-off-off!
Gottaget-off-off-off-o-off-off!
Ahhh-yeah-yeah-yeah-off!”
What does the cock say?

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Mushroom head
Looking for
That warm, wet bed
Two big balls
Are your friends
Pumping jizz till the end

Some are big
Some are small
But you love pussy
One and all
When you see a cunt
What will you say
Sc-re-re-re-ew?
Sc-re-re-re-ew?
Sc-re-re-re-ew?
How will you slide inside?
Ho-o-o-o-le?
Ho-o-o-o-le?
Ho-o-o-o-le?

Wow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-wow!
Wow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-wow!”
What does the cock say?

“Gimme-imme-imme-ho!
Gimme-imme-imme-ho!
Gimme-imme-imme-ho!”
What does the cock say?

“Get-off-off-off-o-off-off!
Gottaget-off-off-off-o-off-off!
Ahhh-yeah-yeah-yeah-off!”
What does the cock say?

Yes I think that’s what the cock says….hot phonesex cock

Cumming In 2014: The Biggest Cum Slut

Well 2014 is here, it came in with a bang (a gang bang)!
Everyone makes New Years Resolutions and they never keep them. It’s always the same old lame ass shit, loosing weight, stop smoking, drink less, be healthier….blah blah blah.
I am making a New Years Resolution that I know I can keep and that I will enjoy keeping! I resolve to be the biggest cum slut Fuckalicious has ever seen!
I just found out there is a Sex World Record book, kind of like Guinness but all for sex!
Some of the craziest world records in it are stuff like the worlds largest dick, 13.5in. Wow hell yeah where is this guy? And the worlds largest vagina, 19in. Bet she can stuff a lot of cock in that hole! And the longest distance for shooting a load of cum. Get this shit, 18ft. How about that shit? I would love to break the record for the worlds biggest gang bang, 919 guys in the same fucking day! That chick has the right idea!
  Or maybe I can break the record for swallowing the most cum, 887 loads. Fuck yeah! Or being covered in the most cum, 122 fucking hot shots of mother load!
Yes my New Years Resolution is to out do all these cum sluts and do it right. Any and all help would be greatly appreciated! It’s gonna be a Fuckalicious year!