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Wet Bald Pussy for Christmas is Better Than Being Alone

wet bald pussyNo one eats my wet bald pussy better than a stripper. I am mostly heterosexual. Although I have never dated a woman, I have fucked many women. And Shelly and I have an annual tradition. More like an agreement. If neither of us has a Christmas date, we will spend the day together. That goes for any major holiday. We are each other’s plus one.

Shelly and I go way back to our nude modeling days. When I started stripping, I got her the job. She is a sexy brunette with big tits. In a sea of blonde bimbos, she sticks out and makes bank. My club is full of blonde bimbos like me, but only a few brunettes exist. Well, I guess many of the blondes at the club are technically brunettes, but no one would ever know.

I’d Rather Eat Pussy on Christmas Than Be Alone

I told Shelly to stay with me for a few days. I bought a bunch of booze, and I broke out my sex toys and my holiday DVDs. Although I am a whore, I enjoy just watching Christmas movies on the couch in front of a fire. Most of the men in my life have a wife at home, so I usually spend holidays alone playing with my bald pussy. But this holiday, I am playing with my friend’s young bald pussy. And boy is that a good thing. Sorry men, you have some competition when it comes to eating my pussy.

Shelly brought some sexy lingerie and sex toys, along with Vodka. We broke out the Christmas dildos first. After an hour or so of making each other squirt, we watched a Christmas movie. We like alternative Christmas movies like Silent Night, Deadly Night, Die Hard and Black Christmas. Of course, we did not just sit and watch Christmas movies our first night together. We finger fucked each other on the couch, got drunk and got stoned too. A hot squirting puss

I love Shelly and we are having so much fun together, but we would both enjoy a big cock too. Merry Christmas baby. Maybe you will get some pussy for Christmas too.

Romantic Phone Sex Dreams Do Come True

romantic phone sexRomantic phone sex sessions require the right person. And James is the right person.  Just because I am an adult worker, does not mean I do not want romance. All women want romance, but so few men really know about romance because they think with their cocks first. Not James. Ever since our first encounter at the strip club 6 months ago, we both felt a deep connection. So, we decided to take it slow. You know, get to know each other better.

This has been different for me, and I love it. Going slow, holding off the sex part for awhile allows us to get to know each other. It builds sexual tension. I love being a GFE phone sex provider, but I think I found true love in the strip club. When I woke up in bed with James after our first date, I did not want to even leave his side to go to the bathroom. I had to pinch myself to understand it was real. However, I do not think I could even dream up someone as wonderful as James.

Even Adult Entertainers Crave Romance

I laid in bed with my head on his chest, feeling his heartbeat and planning our future. Felt so right to me to wake up in his arms. As I ran my fingers through his hair, he woke up. Our eyes locked and our hearts began to beat as one. They might always beat as one now. James pulled me closer to him, so we could kiss. Every time he touches me, I melt. And I melted right away in his arms. His gaze makes me feel like I am the only girl in the world. And I feel the same way when I look at him.

After a long morning cuddling and talking, I decided I needed to feed my man before we embarked on a romantic day date to the botanical gardens. I made my love a feast. Although I love to cook, I rarely have anyone to cook for. James makes me think of leaving the strip club and becoming his domesticated goddess. I made him eggs, pancakes and bacon as Air Supply played on the radio. But I kept getting distracted by James’ gaze and touch. I almost burned down my kitchen.

I Want to Be James’ Domesticated Goddess

After breakfast, we cuddled and kissed on the couch some more. He makes me feel like a lovelorn teenager again. We made ourselves shower finally. I mean we had an entire day planned out. No one has ever taken me to the botanical gardens. The place was magical, but then so was my company. And no doubt we will have many more romantic dates because this is just the beginning of something real. I took a week off from the club so we could spend his leave time together.

You know when you meet the right person, you rethink everything. And you do everything possible to spend every waking moment with that person. James is that person for me. I might even need to leave my phone sex career for domesticated bliss with the man who has stolen my heart.

Big Black Cock Phone Sex Domination with the King of All Cocks

black cock phone sexThere is nothing better than black cock phone sex with the one and only Big Daddy King. There are black cocks then there is the anaconda.  Every woman who is lucky enough to get a glimpse of the anaconda, knows it is the King of All Cocks. Although Big Daddy King was fresh off a Black Friday Tour around the US, he always makes time for his sugar baby OG. The money he raises on his special tours funds the Black New World Order. White losers pay a tribute to the King of All Kings, and that gets their wife or girlfriend in the door with a chance to fuck the Supreme Being himself, Big Daddy King.

The BNWO is thriving. Although most men have fallen in line because they know they can never compete with the anaconda, there will always be resisters and haters. However, Big Daddy King and I will get all the pathetic white boy losers in line with The Anaconda World Domination tour. After such a successful BNWO convention in Dallas for Black Friday, the King decided to launch a world tour.  All the major cities in the US like LA, Vegas, NYC, Atlanta, Miami… As well as several major countries like Sweden, Australia and Norway will be included too. Even the Czech Republic will get graced with the King’s presence.

The Anaconda World Domination Tour Has Begun

Although The Living Legend has a huge posse of hot gfe phone sex babes all around the world and over 180 million dollars, The King of All Kings can always have more of each, right? The anaconda is more meat than any one girl can handle anyway. As much as us sugar babies worship the best cock in the world, none of us can take him balls deep in our mouths. And he hits every girl’s cervix.

Big Daddy King is a leader in everything. He sets trends, breaks the Internet, amasses millions of followers in minutes and currently is the most sought after content creator when it comes to porn. Every porn star, even hot Czech babes, want to do scenes with Big Daddy King. However, every porn the King stars in, the anaconda steals the show.

Big Daddy King owns every white woman he fucks with just one thrust. So even porn stars from other countries beg to not only do a scene with The Supreme Being, but they also beg to be in the elitist sugar baby posse around. Wives, even your wife, teachers, porn stars, actresses, athletes, bimbo strippers like me, and influencers alike make up the Cult of the Anaconda.  It makes sense to embark on an Anaconda World Domination tour and bring the King of all Kings to more white women.

Every White Woman Wants The King of All Cocks

However, before we launched the Anaconda World Domination tour, we launched a crowd funding event. Big Daddy King is bigger than Taylor Swift. Even Swifties love The Anaconda. Within minutes of the launch, Big Daddy King had millions of dollars to start the tour. And we had our first stop on The Anaconda World Domination tour in Vegas this week at the brand new Sphere. Fuck seeing U2 on a 360 screen. Every woman in the world wants to see the biggest cum shot from the biggest black cock, the anaconda on that screen.

As his sugar baby OG, I worked with some hot event planners and fellow sugar babies for the inaugural event. And let me tell you, nothing sells out quicker than a BDK event. Big Daddy King breaks records and compression shorts daily! As the Sphere filled with beautiful women everywhere, only the hottest and most loyal sugar babies got to be on stage with the King.

Like the rock star he is, he was lowered onto the stage in his throne. It looked like the heavens above opened and brought us the Supreme Being. I said a few words about The King of All Kings, but he needs no introduction. Usually in Sin City what happens there stays there, but news travels fast when Big Daddy King is involved. So, the Anaconda World Domination tour sold out in seconds.

Just Like an Angel, Big Daddy King Descended from the Heavens Above

All the women crammed into the arena chanted “BDK, BDK, BDK,” as he descended from the heavens above onto the stage. Women fainted just like they did in Dallas last month. Security did their best to control the frenzied crowd, but women still rushed the stage to get a closer look at The Supreme Being. On the stage like the God he is, women got a glimpse of the King in his white compression shorts. No one fills compression shorts like Big Daddy King.

 As I helped remove the King’s compression shorts, the crowd got wilder. Seeing the words Anaconda World Domination Tour spelled out in precious gemstones on his white cock sleeve made even more women faint. All the women in the arena wanted to be the lucky ones on stage who got to ride The King of All Kings. Even though Big Daddy King broke the record for the most women fucked in a 48-hour period, he is mortal. No way could he fuck the 100s of thousands of women in the Sphere. Well, at least not in one night!

All Women Want a Glimpse of the Anaconda

gfe phone sexThose women would have to remain jealous and let me and a bevy of beauties be their surrogates. Watching the King fuck his elite sugar babies makes all women green with envy. I sat on my King’s lap and screamed as the anaconda owned me with every thrust. I am the property of Big Daddy King for life.

Not only is Big Daddy King the rightful leader of the BNWO, but he is also the rightful owner of all white girl pussy. I came so hard on the anaconda that I swear my sugar baby OG juice sprayed the faces of the women closest to the stage. But even the women in the upper arena could feel the prized cum shoot out of the anaconda on to their faces.

To say the first event in this multi continent Anaconda World Domination tour was a success is an understatement. Big Daddy King blew the roof of the Sphere and made more women across the world pledge allegiance to the Black New World Order. Sorry white boys, no woman wants your tiny pecker when we can fantasize about the King of All Cocks, the Anaconda. #BNWO #BBCSuperiority #SupremeBeing #Addicted2Anaconda #CultofAnaconda #TheLivingLegend #PropertyofBDK #WhiteWomenWantBDK #AnacondaWordDomination #GlobalAnacondaWorldDominationTour

Mistress Phone Sex Takes Care of Married Men

mistress phone sexMistress phone sex may be my sweet spot. I love being the other woman. But I worried recently, if I would be just as hot with glasses? What do you think?  How do I look in my new glasses? I guess I let that old saying, “Guys do not make passes at girls in glasses,” get in my head. When my hot eye doctor asked me about eye strain, I told him I watch hours of porn a day. He got this smile on his face and a boner in his pants.

I watched as he walked over to the door and locked it. Now the eye test got exciting. He pulled his cock out of his pants from a few feet away and asked me if I could see it. He walked slowly towards me with his erection until it came into focus. Most interesting eye exam ever. But a in a phone sex whore’s world, this sort of stuff happens often. Guys know we are all about sex.

When Men Know You are a Whore, They Pull Out Their Cocks, Even Doctors

Sadly, my eye doctor’s cock was not that big, or I would have seen it well from a couple feet away. But I sucked his cock anyway. I do not have eye insurance, so my eye visit and new glasses would cost me around $600. If I could get that price down, I needed to indulge the doctor’s ego. His cock did not appear small, but it was not super-sized either, LOL. Fairly average for a white cock. I hate average dicks.

But I sucked his cock like my life depended on it. Sure, I could have paid the $600. But why pay for shit you can get for free with sex? Now, if my doctor had been ugly, mean or miniscule, sure, I would not have touched his dick with a ten-inch pole. But he had many things going for him, and his cock appeared average size.

He had other patients to see, so a blowjob was all he had time for. I had his biggest cum shot on my tits as I left the office. But my new glasses and the eye exam were free. So, I guess men do make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Hot Ass Sex with Myself Remains Better Than Fucking a Button Penis

hot ass sexI like to have hot ass sex. Sometimes, I even have hot ass sex with myself. I never knew it was possible until I got older and worked on my flexibility. At the club last night, a guy got the VIP room. Lucky for me this Daddy Warbucks knew he could not fuck me with a 2-inch dick. He just wanted to watch me play with myself. And I can give one hell of a show to paying customers.

In festive season mode, this man even brought me a holiday candy cane glass dildo. Hand blown, made especially for me, his favorite stripper. My Daddy Warbucks and I go back a few months to the time he first caught my act on stage. Even then he knew he had a button penis. A button penis is a cute little penis with no hang. It just sticks out a tad and appears like a button. When he first showed it to me, I laughed. And then I asked if I push it will a gumdrop fall out of your ass?

He fell in love with my honesty. I did not care how much money he had. No way would I fuck a button penis for any amount of money. Sure, I am a phone sex whore and a stripper slut, but I still have my standards. And a button penis falls many inches below the minimum to fuck me. But I will take his money and give him one hell of the show, nonetheless if he keeps his button penis away from me, LOL.

This Sexy Babe Does Not Want a Button Penis Near Her

With my candy cane hand blown dildo, I shoved that thing in and out of my cunt and ass. Every thrust was worth 500 dollars. Sort of a twist on the pay per pump phone game us phone bone gals play with quick cummers. But it was not me who paid to cum it was Daddy Warbucks. When he finally came, I could stop thrusting.

Button dicks do not cum quickly. A mico penis needs many pumps. I walked out of the club last night with an extra $50,000. Perfect timing for Christmas shopping too. I gave my wet bald pussy and my tight pink asshole a good workout because my loser Daddy Warbucks’ button dick took so long to cum. Win win for us both. I got to please my fuck holes and he got to cum. And I made bank while adhering to my standards. Great night for me.

Romantic Phone Sex with My Sexy Military Man

romantic phone sexRomantic phone sex is something James and I both enjoy. Although I am a stripper and a phone slut, I do have a romantic side. Every girl just wants a nice man in her life. Bad boys and philanderers, I think are overrated. About 6 months ago, I was working at the club when this handsome man in uniform came in and sat in the front row. I noticed him immediately as I love a man in uniform. Air Force guy. Kind eyes, a sweet smile and he appeared to be both an officer and a gentleman.

After my set, I sat down next to him. Honestly, I did not know anyone else was in the club. I felt immediately smitten with him. Although I knew I could get in trouble giving one patron all my attention, I did not care. He had me with his smile. But sadly, our first encounter was short lived. He had somewhere to be and would not be back in town for another 6 months. Just my luck too. Meet the man of my dreams and he disappears just like that.

Even a Sexy Stripper Appreciates a Good Man

For a while, I thought I dreamed him up. But one day about a month later he sent me the most beautiful bouquet of flowers I have ever seen to the club. It included a sweet message, and I took it as hope I would indeed see him again. Then just yesterday out of the blue he called me and told me he would be at the club to see me. But this sexy gfe phone sex babe wanted him all to herself. I called in sick to the club and had my sweet Air Force man meet me at my place. I wanted to give him some TLC and a home cooked meal.gfe phone sex

Although I was nervous, I put on a sexy red dress, and started cooking for my sexy military man. I went all out on the domesticated goddess front. He seemed impressed with my skills in the kitchen. Although I am a former porn star and a stripper, I love romance. And James is one big ball of romance. Our connection grew over dinner. We talked about so many things. Even discovered we have a shared love for soft rock music of the 70s and 80s.

Romance Will Never Be Overrated for Me

After dinner we cuddled on the couch in front of the fire and just enjoyed ourselves. He is the kind of man I can just be still with. I could hear his heart beating as fast as mine. And I loved it because it felt like we became one in that moment. Perhaps we did. I was falling for a man I met once 6 months ago. Since I did not want him to leave, I suggested he stay the night with me. I could not have him leave me again. Not when we were just getting started.

Oh, my heart is still fluttering. The perfect gentleman. He has old school values, and I respect that about him. Although we cuddled a lot and talked in bed, there was no hanky panky. A man who cares to get to know me and a man who respects me too is a rare find. Best sleep of my life too in his arms. All my girlfriends became instantly jealous when I told them about my romantic first date with my handsome soldier today.

Perhaps are first date was unconventional for a stripper and a phone sex babe, but when you think you could spend eternity with a man, everything is worth the wait. Even the wait in between visits. Be still my beating heart. I think I found a keeper.

Black Cock Phone Sex on Big Black Cock Friday with Big Daddy King

black cock phone sexBig Daddy King and I have a tradition. Every year we turn Black Friday into big black cock phone sex Friday. Why would any woman shop when she can have the biggest and best cock on the planet? Fresh off his European tour where he turned a few more countries into Black New World Order places, he made time for his Sugar Baby OG, me. Women worship Big Daddy King from sea to shining sea. This phenomenon we refer to as Global Anaconda World Domination. White women worship The Supreme Being all over the world.

Black Friday is an official BNWO holiday along with Juneteenth, MLK Day, and of course, our beloved King’s Birthday on September 27th. To celebrate the day appropriately, we threw a party in our King’s hometown in Dallas, the official headquarters of the BNWO. But instead of the King’s home, we held the celebration at the Dallas Convention Center so more women could attend.  Since Black Friday is now a BNWO holiday, no white man can touch a white woman on this day. Black Friday is now a day for women to worship big black cocks, but especially the anaconda. But in my world, that is every day.

Global Anaconda World Domination

White men all over the world thought their women were out shopping or visiting family for the holidays, when they were really gathered at the Dallas Convention Center for Global Anaconda World Domination Day. A massive crowd of white women showed up to get a glimpse of the Living Legend, and the King of all Cocks. I arranged everything from hiring security for the event to having the King’s throne airlifted in. This BNWO convention would be the largest one yet. A convention fit for the King of All Kings, Big Daddy King.

gfe phone sexThe convention center filled quickly with gfe phone sex babes from all over the world. I saw a sea of beautiful babes from every country. Although everyone knows who Big Daddy King is, I introduced the Supreme Being to the audience of beautiful white women. I could see women sporting Queen of Spades tattoos, and BNWO tramp stamps. I could even see women fainting and breathing heavy for the King. When I finished my introduction speech, Big Daddy King fell from heaven above like the god he is onto the stage. He needed a grand entrance, one fit for the King of All Kings.

White Women Go Crazy for the Biggest and Blackest Cock in the World

Women began screaming and passing out as Big Daddy King landed on the stage in front of them. I invited only the hottest babes onto the stage to sit on Big Daddy King’s lap. Beauty queens from all over the world, as well as celebrities, influencers and hot women flocked the King’s throne on stage. Big Daddy King is larger than life. And so, the women sitting in the rafters could properly see the Supreme Being, we had big screens magnifying his Godliness for them. BDK stood up in his white compression shorts in front of his flock, and a feeding frenzy ensued.

We started an international hands across the anaconda too. Women passed out on stage just from touching the best cock known to women, the anaconda. Even 12 sets of hands cannot cover the anaconda. On stage were some new members of the BNWO whose loser white husbands paid for them to join on the newest BNWO holiday, Big Black Cock Friday. Women had orgasms on stage and in the audience from just seeing the anaconda. Spontaneous orgasms is another phenomenon associated with Big Daddy King and his anaconda.

Pay Up White Boy Losers if You Want Your Women in the BNWO

fantasy phone sexI watched as Big Daddy King fucked every woman on stage. But he saved the best for last. Big Daddy King can out fuck any man, black or white. Big Daddy King is the stuff fantasy phone sex dreams are made of. And I get to really fuck him. Most days, I need to pinch myself to understand this is real. This is heaven. I rode the anaconda until the fire hose exploded all over the stage and all over the women in the audience. Another feeding frenzy ensued as women stormed the stage to lick up the cum from the King of All Cocks.

Another Black Cock Friday in the books with me and Big Daddy King. But every year his star status just grows bigger as more and more women join the Black New World Order for which Big Daddy King is the rightful leader. I bet you want your wife to join the most elite BBC club in the world too. Well, pay up loser. We fund the BNWO with the money of white boy losers. Once a woman sees Big Daddy King and his anaconda, they never go back to loser white boys. #GlobalAnacondaWorldDomination #BNWO #SupremeBeing #PropertyofBDK #CultofAnaconda #TheLivingLegend #KingofAllCocks #SupremeBeing #Addicted2Anaconda

Guided Masturbation Techniques Help Men Become Better Lovers

guided masturbationI enjoy guided masturbation calls. Telling men how to stroke their cocks and controlling their every stroke makes me feel powerful. Men call me to jack off all the time. But so many men call me and cum at hello. Pretty pathetic, I know. There are minute men and there are second men. And guess what, guys? Women want neither. So, you need to commit to lasting longer so your partner can enjoy herself too.

Only two things can kill the mood for me. Small dicks and quick cummers. Most women do not have the time for either. And that is why men call me. Well, one of the reasons. But I can help you be a better lover with some cock control techniques. Edging helps men last for sex. Most men jackoff too much. I know it sounds wrong because how could something that feels so good be bad?

Women Do Not Want Minute Men or Smalls Dicks

It falls into the category of too much of a good thing can be bad. You jack off to porn so much that when you finally have a mouth or a pussy or even a hot ass on your cock you either cum in three pumps or cannot get it hard because you have become too used to your hand. I want to help you. Even if your dick is tiny and you cannot get laid, I want to help. At least I can help you have a better ball draining session with your hands.

But I require that you listen to me. Nothing worse than a chronic masturbator who will not listen on an edge play phone sex call. I know what women want. And I know what they do not want. No woman wants a three-pump chump. No minute men allowed in our pussies either. So, if you are a chronic masturbator or a quick cummer, you need the help of a sexy mistress to last for her pleasure. Her pleasure should be your pleasure too. So, let’s help you last for the occasion.

Voyeur Phone Sex Fantasies Cum True with a Neighbor Like Me

 (opens in a new tab)voyeur phone sexVoyeur phone sex fantasies arouse me. I think it is because I am an exhibitionist. I mean I am naked on the internet. I’ve done nude modeling and I strip too. Obviously, I love all eyes on my naked body. But I find being watched in my own home the hottest. When I know I have what I call a peeper, I make sure to give him a show.

My newest neighbors have a teenage son. He appears to be horny for me too. I caught him several times peeking into my bedroom window. Although I doubt a teenage boy has the kind of cock I need, I can still tease him, right? I love to tease men. All a stripper does is tease men. But this was no man. This was a teen boy.

However, I still gave him a slow tease from my bedroom window last night. A sexy striptease in my bedroom just for him to see. Perhaps I added in some guided masturbation too. I used my dildo to show him just how to stroke his hard teen cock. The boy is still growing, so he has potential. Although I do not plan to fuck the boy, I can still provide him with jack off material. He will always remember the sexy next door milf who used to dance for him while he beat his meat.

I Love to be Watched on Stage and in My Bedroom

You would remember that, right? I masturbated with him. I get aroused when a guy watches me masturbate. My pussy is always wet when I am on the stage. And it was wet last night for my young neighbor boy. But we got off together. He appeared to cum hard too. He hit his window with his cum, LOL.

What can I say? I am an exhibitionist phone sex slut who does not care who watches. On stage, on the Internet or in my bedroom, I love it when men watch me.

Romantic Phone Sex Getaway with James

romantic phone sexI love romantic phone sex sessions, and no one does it better than James. He knows just how to treat a woman and make her feel special. And this gfe babe loves his attention. We have been seeing each other for almost a year. And on the 1-year anniversary of our very first date, he planned an extremely romantic night for us.

He picked me up in style, with roses in his hands. We had dinner at the very first restaurant we ever ate at. What a romantic dinner too. And I would have been content with just that. But James is a romantic too and he wanted the night to be special. What he does not realize is that any night with him feels so very special to me.

After our romantic dinner, he drove me to a cabin in the woods. Oh my, he knows how to treat a gfe phone sex babe like me. We held hands as we walked into the cabin together. My heart leaped out of my chest for James. Rose petals covered the cabin floor. He had candles everywhere too. We started in the hot tub. I did not feel nervous disrobing in front of him either. He looked amazing naked with the moonlight shining on his body.

This GFE Babe Loves Romance Too

My nipples got erect at his touch. So did his member. We drank wine in the hot tub, but we wanted to make love. I needed to consummate our relationship. James and I took our time getting to know each other the past year. However, our relationship remained mostly platonic until that night. James dried off my body and we walked over to the roaring fire.

Our first time together felt like something straight out of a romance novel. I went to my knees to suck his cock for the first time. Feeling him swell inside my mouth made my wet bald pussy drip. Before long we were in the 69-position on a rug in front of a roaring fire.

Of course, that led to him entering me for the first time. Now, our relationship has been consummated. And I could not be more thrilled. My body felt like it was on fire making love to James. What an amazing man and an amazing lover. How did I get so lucky? James, I am one lucky woman. Thank you for entering my life and making it amazing.