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I Love Phone Sex

phone sex I love phone sex. A blonde bimbo like me doesn’t do well in a vanilla work force. Look at me? I have big tits, a fat ass and cock sucking lips. Anyone I work with wants to fuck me. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I end up fucking, not doing my work and I get fired. I have tried normal jobs. I am not a good office assistant. I am a much better whore. Porn, strip clubs, adult phone companies, escorting…those are the places I belong. I tried to help a friend last week at her work. She needed a hand filing a ton of paperwork for an audit. She is a lawyer and it was all hands on deck. I owed her, but I knew it would be a struggle. I tried to dress professionally and focus on the piles of paperwork to file.  She has a few guys working for her. Younger guys. College clerks. They are gaining experience and getting college credit. She is getting free labor. They were staring at me like they had never seen a woman before. My guess was they had never seen one stacked like me before. Most college coeds don’t have big stripper boobs. I was filing papers when those two studs pulled out their cocks and wanted to fuck me. I thought I would make them cum quickly and we would get back to work and she would never know. That didn’t go as planned.  They liked fucking me so much they invited friends over. No work was accomplished. I was entertaining college cock. In fact, I made more of a mess. Papers were wet with cum and all over the office. Oops, I did it again. I told her. I am a dirty gfe phone sex slut, not a secretary.

The Biggest Cum Shot to My Face

biggest cum shotHe told he wanted to give me the biggest cum shot. Honestly, I wasn’t sure he could deliver. I was wrong. Very wrong. I have known him for a few years now. He loves playing with me and my hot sexy girlfriends. His cock is 13-inches and thick like a beer can. It was a rough oral session. I am a big dick sucker, but he was shoving my head down so hard on his thick shaft, I was slobbering all over his dick. He told me he owned me. My jaw was sore and I was drowning in his cum. He had already skull fucked a few of my hot friends that night too. I was not the first girl to get a load of his hot jizz. I swallowed every last drop though, grateful that my mouth got a good work out. I thought he was done. I mean he had cum so much in just a few hours, but he was just getting the party started. He didn’t just own my mouth, he owned my hot ass too. Skull fucking was soon followed by a hardcore ass fucking that left me walking funny. I am always grateful when a man takes charge and puts me in my place.

Submissive Phone Sex Kitten

submissive phone sexI am known as a submissive phone sex kitten. I love taking care of men. I am a nurturer. I do have my whips and chains side, but essentially I like to be a cock pleaser not a cock teaser. I was dancing at the club last night. Normally, I am not working Sundays, but we had a big Game of Thrones night where the girls were dressed in a GOT theme and men could watch the series finale on a jumbo screen while getting lap dances. I was dressed as a sexy Viking chick and that made several men in the club crazy. I was hired for the VIP room for two hours. Two GOT fan boys wanted to make me their slave girl. Back then slavery was based on caste not race they told me. It was vanilla sub play, at least for this seasoned submissive whore. I was spanked, my hair was pulled, they rode on my back like a I was a dragon. I don’t mind roleplay at all, especially when it is creative. I love it, but these guys were really fanboys. I have never seen an episode of GOT, but I could play a slave girl well. For the right money, I would be a fire breathing dragon. These men were tossing $100 dollar bills at me like it was nothing, so I entertained them the best that I could. They were happy. I let them give me some cum shots on tits. My boobs were covered with jizz. As long as my clients are happy, I will do whatever I can, even pretend to be a medieval slave girl.

Hot Ass Sex in The Club on Easter Sunday

hot ass sexThere was hot ass sex up in the Pleasure Palace for Easter Sunday. I often work holidays because they are money making days. Lonely hearts with big wallets come looking for companionship or an escape from family drama. No one is required to work at the club on a holiday, but us smart gals know it is smart business to dance for the holiday crowd. There were only a few of us stripping yesterday, but the club was not jammed. The handful of guys there, however, were spending big bucks. I had the sweetest old man on the hook in the VIP room. I felt like Anna Nichole Smith. Only a nicer version of her. I would never marry such an old man and leave him, not if I wanted in on the will! Anyway, he wanted to watch me dance and play with my pussy. He stroked his shriveled up old dick, but he was too old to maintain an erection long enough. Not even in the presence of this hot blonde goddess. He kept tipping me in $1,000 bills. He said I reminded him of Marylin Monroe. That was a huge compliment. I fucked my pussy with a pink dildo giving myself a hot squirting pussy. I doused my old fan a few times with my juices. I felt a little guilty for how much money I made off the old guy, but he seemed genuinely happy for the attention. I think in the end, I made money and I made a lonely old rich man happy for a few hours.

Hardcore Ass Fucking

hardcore ass fuckingSometimes a girl needs a hardcore ass fucking. I love anal sex. I have been getting it in the ass for ions. I have a dirty whore side. When I brought Tony home, the understanding was he was going to fuck my ass. He told me he had an 8-inch cock. That is a perfect size for the ass. He wasn’t drunk or high, so I had high expectations from him. He told me his wife never lets him fuck her ass. I am not his wife. I like to be treated like a dirty ass slave. The problem was he didn’t even have 4-inches. He tried to tell me every man embellishes his cock size. Maybe by an inch, but 4-inches? I mean he was less than half the size he purported he was. He started to get pissed that I didn’t want to fuck him. I don’t do small cocks. I suggested that the reason his wife won’t let him fuck her ass is because she is a cock size queen too. He didn’t like the suggestion that his wife wanted bigger dick. I had to be clear. Any woman would want more than 4-inches, not just his wife. Small dick humiliation phone sex wasn’t his thing. He is just in denial. I won’t be the only woman who rejects him and I know I was not the first. Since he was such a tool about his small dick, I found his wife on Facebook. I sent her picture of a huge black cock and told her to call me if she wants to fuck a real man.

Phone Sex Goddess

phone sexI love being a phone sex switch. I can fall to my knees and worship a worthy cock or fuck a sissy in the ass with the flip of a dime. I was raised submissive, so that always will have a certain hold over me. Working as a stripper has emblazoned me. I get admirers, sugar daddies and stalkers every week. Monday night, I was at the club dancing. Believe it or not, Mondays are busy days. It is not the typical weekend redneck crowd. Mondays, the club is full of out of town business men. Charlie was paying for lap dance after lap dance. Fine by me because I make a lot of money off lap dances. There was something odd about him. He had money, but he was not very manly. In fact, he screamed sissy. I think he was paying me for private dances because no woman would hang out with him free of charge. I will milk a loser’s wallet dry. I love financial domination phone sex calls for that very reason. I knew I had him hooked, so I pulled up my Amazon wish list and got him to buy everything off it. I laid on the charm because this was a guy in desperate need of the attention of a pretty woman. I suggested we take a limo ride because I make good money off those too. By the time the evening was over, all his credit cards were declining, even his AMEX. I drained his wallet. I made him pay some bills on line, including my rent for the year. All the younger strippers at the club were jealous of my wallet draining skills. Sorry bitches. Skills like mine have been honed over time. I may have drained his wallet, but I never drained his balls which makes my skills all the more impressive.

Guided Masturbation: Tell Me How to Play with My Pussy

guided masturbationI love guided masturbation calls. I love playing with my pussy, but I love it when a man tells me just how and where to touch myself. Masturbation is the best thing we can do for ourselves. Lets’ face it, we touched ourselves before we touched anyone else. It doesn’t matter if I am getting fucked, I still like to play with my pussy. I bet you love stroking your cock as much as I enjoy touching my shaved pussy. I was feeling sexy last night. I was alone. I wanted to be alone. I turned down several dates. I made a hot bubble bath. I came three times in the bathtub. I was still horny, so after I dried off, I watched some porn and played with my wet bald pussy some more. I love watching porn. Interracial porn, gfe porn, girl on girl porn and bondage porn are what makes me want to play with my cunt the most. I love watching porn with callers. It doesn’t happen near as often as I wish it did, so I watch it through out the day. Maybe I am addicted to playing with my own pussy. Don’t get jealous, I still prefer a hard cock to my fingers or a sex toy.

I Love Submissive Phone Sex

submissive phone sexI love submissive phone sex. It is no secret that I have a dark side. I think I like the contrast of looking like a dominant Amazon goddess but being a submissive slut instead. Although I frequent BDSM clubs, my preference is to just worship you; to make you feel like a God. I am the kind of woman who wants to suck your cock after a long day at work. I want to have your slippers, a drink and your dinner ready for you too. I just want to make you feel loved and worshiped. I am accustomed to being spoiled. I have experience as an elite sugar baby, but that doesn’t mean I can’t pamper you back. When I strip at the club, I make every man feel special. That is my submissive nature shining through. I want to take care of men. I give great head and great massages. I am the kind of woman that can make you feel like the only man in the world. It is always hot ass sex with me. I am a gfe, a stripper, a submissive slave and all yours.

Playing with My Wet Bald Pussy in Da Club

wet bald pussyI love playing with my wet bald pussy for men at the club. There are just so many small dicked men who come to the club, however. They are paying customers who want the VIP treatment but lack the VIP cock. It is not smart to tell them that their dicks are too small to fuck you. They will get pissed, leave the club and never return. Or, they will give their money to some other stripper slut who doesn’t care that they have a clitty stick.  I blame the club. I tell them we are strictly a look and don’t touch kind of club. I point out one of staff and I explain he is an under-cover cop and he would bust us both for prostitution. They believe me every time. I can sell it well. They pay me for some mutual masturbation porn magic. I rub my bald cunt for them, and they stroke their little dicks for me. They pay me well for the privilege of rubbing one out while looking at my hot naked body and from saving them from getting arrested of course. I make money. I preserve the delicate male ego. And, I don’t have to fuck a small dick.  Any hot ho can strip, but it takes a girl with class and brains to milk a wallet without ever touching the man’s dick.

Phone Sex with Our King

phone sexPhone sex girls like me and Lena love talking to Big Daddy King. He is The Living Legend of so many things. A star athlete with numerous Super Bowl rings; a white man rich entrepreneur; a porn star; the best sugar daddy in the world; and not to mention the man with the anaconda, a thirteen-inch thick black cock that makes girls scream all over the world. Our friend Veronica has been hearing us brag about the best sugar daddy in the world and got super jelly. She wanted to see The Living Legend for herself. Big Daddy King loves to spread the love and his wealth. Big Daddy King is more a man than an army of men combined, therefore he requires a posse of hot, sexy sugar babies. He called Lena and I while we were hanging with our bestie Veronica. I let her speak to The Living Legend and I witnessed her legs go weak just hearing his voice. Not 24 hours later, the three of us were on his private jet to South St. Padre island to introduce Lena to the best sugar daddy around with the greatest cock known to woman.

biggest cum shotLena and I have been to our King’s newest mansion once before, but this was Veronica’s first. She couldn’t believe it when we showed her his “little” mansion. It may be smaller than his other homes, but it is bigger than all three of our homes combined. Big Daddy King doesn’t do anything on a small scale. After a tour of BDK’s palace beach front home, we took Veronica to the throne room to be indoctrinated into the hottest sugar gang around. Veronica was so excited to see the anaconda. When Big Daddy King unleashed his beast, she saw the white bedazzled man sleeve and almost fainted. She couldn’t believe how big and thick the anaconda was. Hot bitches like Lena, Veronica and I thought we knew what a big cock was until we met our beloved Big Daddy King. He makes big look small! The anaconda is a monster snake that even porn stars beg to fuck. We gave the anaconda rainbow kisses and it was not long before Veronica was screaming, “Big Daddy King owns my white pussy.” He owns us all. When she got the biggest cum shot to her pretty face, Lena and I helped her lick up the volcanic load of cum Big Daddy King gave her. Veronica cannot stop talking about what a wonderful man BDK is. Lena and I took her to get her “Property of BDK” tramp stamp as soon as we arrived home. I just love boasting about my beloved King and sharing the best cock and man in the world with my besties.

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