I have had some hot neighbors which makes naughty neighbor phone sex calls more fun for me. Wherever I live, my male neighbors are so friendly. A new guy moved across the street over the weekend. I saw him as I was washing my car. Him and his friends noticed me too. Of course, I am easy to notice. I have big tits and a round ass. I also have legs for days. I was in some short denim shorts and a wet tank top. No bra. I wanted to be noticed to check out the new meat moving in. They were busy moving. I saw potential, but if men want me, they must come and get me. I don’t chase men. Later that night, there was a knock on my door. I saw my handsome new neighbor with a pizza box, so I let him in. He noticed me washing my car like I thought. When I opened the pizza box in his hands, I got a pleasant surprise. He had a nice hard cock in the center of the pizza. Now that is the kind of meat I like on my pizza. I fell to my knees. I was hungry. I wanted pizza and cock. I got a lot more than that too. I got the biggest cum shot to my face also. He did not have a huge cock. I have had much bigger, but it was a decent cock. One that had not been drained in way too long. He moved himself cross country, so he had no female companionship for weeks as he traveled from California to Pennsylvania. I was happy to welcome him to the block and the state. Been a long time since I had a neighbor I wanted to fuck. I think he is going to really enjoy being my neighbor too.
I am a dirty phone sex slut. I have so many sides to me, you might think I have multiple personality disorder. One day I am your submissive whore, the next day I am your size queen GFE. Another day, I am a dirty ass stripper. I have a weakness for money. Who doesn’t right? I love the chance to make easy cash. I was dancing at the Pleasure Palace last night. Monday nights are super busy. I know right? That is rather shocking. I almost always try to dance on Mondays because of the cash I can bring home. Mondays bring in businessmen and out of towners. Lonely hearts come out in droves on Mondays too. I had just finished my number when this guy told me he wanted me in the VIP room. When the owner of the club told me how much he bought the room for, I almost passed out. He paid four times the 4-hour rate, which is $2,000. I get 75% of that and the club gets the rest. I knew he would want to fuck for that rate, but I was surprised when I discovered his fetish. He wanted to lick my ass for four hours. He paid $8,000 to toss my salad. That is the most I have even been paid for a rim job. You want to pay to worship my fine booty, who am I to say no. That is easy fucking money. We changed up positions, but his tongue was always up my ass no matter what the position. He was the biggest brown noser I had ever met. I almost felt bad for taking his money. Almost. Like I said, if you enjoy rim jobs phone sex and have that kind of money, you can tongue fuck my asshole all you want. What is your dirty fetish?
I love hot ass sex in public. I have an exhibitionist side. I love exposing myself to men, especially to men who are not worthy of me. I like teasing losers with what they can’t touch. There were these two weasels at the park yesterday. I was walking my dogs and they wouldn’t leave me alone. One of them recognized me from the strip club. I remembered him once my memory was jogged. He was a lousy tipper and a bad drunk. No way was I going to go back to their place like they suggested for a “private dance.” They followed me around the entire dog park. They didn’t even have a dog. Losers were just scamming on women. I decided to teach them a lesson. I lured them to a private part of the park. I told them what an exhibitionist slut I am. I even showed them my tits. I told them if they wanted to fuck me, they needed to strip naked and fuck me in the woods. I told them I can’t cum if there is no risk, no sense of danger. The dip shits stripped naked and thought I was seriously going to fuck them in the woods. I would fuck a guy in public if that man had a big dick, but I would not be proud to fuck two losers. I gathered their clothes, tucked my tits back in then went back to the main area and shouted that there were two perverts in the park. Maybe next time they will think before they try to fuck a phone sex woman way out of their league.
I enjoy bratty girl phone sex as a switch. I have a bad ass bitch side. I even ride a Harley. It was a gift to me several years ago and I love being a bad ass biker babe. I was at a biker bar over the weekend. I went on a charity ride with some other bikers. I met Rich, this big burly biker guy. I was sure he had a big dick because of his size. I asked him if he wanted to fuck. Of course he did, look at me? We rode our bikes back to my place to fuck. I was disappointed to say the least when I saw he had about 4-inches hiding behind his jeans. The look on my face gave it away. He knew he did not have a big dick, but he wasn’t about to let me go without doing what we came there to do. He tried to skull fuck me, so I shamed his little dick. You can’t skull fuck with a 4-inch nub. I put his small dick and his balls in my mouth at once and talked to him. I mean if a woman can fit your balls and your cock in her mouth and still carry a conversation, you know you have tiny equipment. He liked the small cock humiliation phone sex I was dishing out. He nutted in my mouth. A big load too, which surprised me because normally small dicks don’t shoot that much. He did eat pussy like a mother fucker too. He had a small cock and I teased him for it like a biker brat, but he compensated for his shortcomings in other areas. So, he couldn’t make me squirt with his small dick, he could, however, make me squirt with his long fingers and expert tongue. Mustache rides for free guys!
I love phone sex. A blonde bimbo like me doesn’t do well in a vanilla work force. Look at me? I have big tits, a fat ass and cock sucking lips. Anyone I work with wants to fuck me. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I end up fucking, not doing my work and I get fired. I have tried normal jobs. I am not a good office assistant. I am a much better whore. Porn, strip clubs, adult phone companies, escorting…those are the places I belong. I tried to help a friend last week at her work. She needed a hand filing a ton of paperwork for an audit. She is a lawyer and it was all hands on deck. I owed her, but I knew it would be a struggle. I tried to dress professionally and focus on the piles of paperwork to file. She has a few guys working for her. Younger guys. College clerks. They are gaining experience and getting college credit. She is getting free labor. They were staring at me like they had never seen a woman before. My guess was they had never seen one stacked like me before. Most college coeds don’t have big stripper boobs. I was filing papers when those two studs pulled out their cocks and wanted to fuck me. I thought I would make them cum quickly and we would get back to work and she would never know. That didn’t go as planned. They liked fucking me so much they invited friends over. No work was accomplished. I was entertaining college cock. In fact, I made more of a mess. Papers were wet with cum and all over the office. Oops, I did it again. I told her. I am a dirty gfe phone sex slut, not a secretary.
He told he wanted to give me the biggest cum shot. Honestly, I wasn’t sure he could deliver. I was wrong. Very wrong. I have known him for a few years now. He loves playing with me and my hot sexy girlfriends. His cock is 13-inches and thick like a beer can. It was a rough oral session. I am a big dick sucker, but he was shoving my head down so hard on his thick shaft, I was slobbering all over his dick. He told me he owned me. My jaw was sore and I was drowning in his cum. He had already skull fucked a few of my hot friends that night too. I was not the first girl to get a load of his hot jizz. I swallowed every last drop though, grateful that my mouth got a good work out. I thought he was done. I mean he had cum so much in just a few hours, but he was just getting the party started. He didn’t just own my mouth, he owned my hot ass too. Skull fucking was soon followed by a hardcore ass fucking that left me walking funny. I am always grateful when a man takes charge and puts me in my place.
I am known as a submissive phone sex kitten. I love taking care of men. I am a nurturer. I do have my whips and chains side, but essentially I like to be a cock pleaser not a cock teaser. I was dancing at the club last night. Normally, I am not working Sundays, but we had a big Game of Thrones night where the girls were dressed in a GOT theme and men could watch the series finale on a jumbo screen while getting lap dances. I was dressed as a sexy Viking chick and that made several men in the club crazy. I was hired for the VIP room for two hours. Two GOT fan boys wanted to make me their slave girl. Back then slavery was based on caste not race they told me. It was vanilla sub play, at least for this seasoned submissive whore. I was spanked, my hair was pulled, they rode on my back like a I was a dragon. I don’t mind roleplay at all, especially when it is creative. I love it, but these guys were really fanboys. I have never seen an episode of GOT, but I could play a slave girl well. For the right money, I would be a fire breathing dragon. These men were tossing $100 dollar bills at me like it was nothing, so I entertained them the best that I could. They were happy. I let them give me some cum shots on tits. My boobs were covered with jizz. As long as my clients are happy, I will do whatever I can, even pretend to be a medieval slave girl.
There was hot ass sex up in the Pleasure Palace for Easter Sunday. I often work holidays because they are money making days. Lonely hearts with big wallets come looking for companionship or an escape from family drama. No one is required to work at the club on a holiday, but us smart gals know it is smart business to dance for the holiday crowd. There were only a few of us stripping yesterday, but the club was not jammed. The handful of guys there, however, were spending big bucks. I had the sweetest old man on the hook in the VIP room. I felt like Anna Nichole Smith. Only a nicer version of her. I would never marry such an old man and leave him, not if I wanted in on the will! Anyway, he wanted to watch me dance and play with my pussy. He stroked his shriveled up old dick, but he was too old to maintain an erection long enough. Not even in the presence of this hot blonde goddess. He kept tipping me in $1,000 bills. He said I reminded him of Marylin Monroe. That was a huge compliment. I fucked my pussy with a pink dildo giving myself a hot squirting pussy. I doused my old fan a few times with my juices. I felt a little guilty for how much money I made off the old guy, but he seemed genuinely happy for the attention. I think in the end, I made money and I made a lonely old rich man happy for a few hours.
Sometimes a girl needs a hardcore ass fucking. I love anal sex. I have been getting it in the ass for ions. I have a dirty whore side. When I brought Tony home, the understanding was he was going to fuck my ass. He told me he had an 8-inch cock. That is a perfect size for the ass. He wasn’t drunk or high, so I had high expectations from him. He told me his wife never lets him fuck her ass. I am not his wife. I like to be treated like a dirty ass slave. The problem was he didn’t even have 4-inches. He tried to tell me every man embellishes his cock size. Maybe by an inch, but 4-inches? I mean he was less than half the size he purported he was. He started to get pissed that I didn’t want to fuck him. I don’t do small cocks. I suggested that the reason his wife won’t let him fuck her ass is because she is a cock size queen too. He didn’t like the suggestion that his wife wanted bigger dick. I had to be clear. Any woman would want more than 4-inches, not just his wife. Small dick humiliation phone sex wasn’t his thing. He is just in denial. I won’t be the only woman who rejects him and I know I was not the first. Since he was such a tool about his small dick, I found his wife on Facebook. I sent her picture of a huge black cock and told her to call me if she wants to fuck a real man.
I love being a phone sex switch. I can fall to my knees and worship a worthy cock or fuck a sissy in the ass with the flip of a dime. I was raised submissive, so that always will have a certain hold over me. Working as a stripper has emblazoned me. I get admirers, sugar daddies and stalkers every week. Monday night, I was at the club dancing. Believe it or not, Mondays are busy days. It is not the typical weekend redneck crowd. Mondays, the club is full of out of town business men. Charlie was paying for lap dance after lap dance. Fine by me because I make a lot of money off lap dances. There was something odd about him. He had money, but he was not very manly. In fact, he screamed sissy. I think he was paying me for private dances because no woman would hang out with him free of charge. I will milk a loser’s wallet dry. I love financial domination phone sex calls for that very reason. I knew I had him hooked, so I pulled up my Amazon wish list and got him to buy everything off it. I laid on the charm because this was a guy in desperate need of the attention of a pretty woman. I suggested we take a limo ride because I make good money off those too. By the time the evening was over, all his credit cards were declining, even his AMEX. I drained his wallet. I made him pay some bills on line, including my rent for the year. All the younger strippers at the club were jealous of my wallet draining skills. Sorry bitches. Skills like mine have been honed over time. I may have drained his wallet, but I never drained his balls which makes my skills all the more impressive.
