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Phone Sex Sugar Baby Isolating with The King

phone sexThis phone sex sugar baby got the best surprise. My beloved King called me up from the Cayman Islands. He is stuck there in is island mansion because of the Corona Virus. He knew the Pleasure Palace was closed and me and the other strippers are just stuck at home. Because Big Daddy King is white man rich, he can bypass some loopholes in travel restrictions. He sent his billionaire jet to take me and 10 other hot strippers to his island paradise. We used The Living Legend’s limo to go to the airport then we flew to a tropical paradise to quarantine with the handsomest and hungest man on the planet, Big Daddy King. No girl wants to social distance herself from Big Daddy King and his anaconda. I showed the girls all the caveats of the most expensive jet privately owned in the world. Gold bathroom. Top shelf liquor. Big screen TV. Bedazzled walls.  BDK’s jet is better and bigger than most people’s homes. We were flying in style.

fantasy phone sexWhen we arrived in the Cayman Islands, there was a stretch limo ready to pick up our King’s bevy of beauties. Big Daddy King looked so yummy standing in front his palace in white compression shorts and a silk robe. It was like seeing a tall drink of water in the desert. We were thirsty. No place on earth better to be quarantined than in a tropical paradise with The King. We flocked to him like thirsty bitches and took in his greatness. None of us could believe our luck at being on a tropical oasis with The Living Legend. Everything we needed to survive was standing right in front of us. I let some of the hot sugar babies who have never seen the anaconda get first dibs at worshiping our King. His white bejeweled man sleeve got covered in rainbow kisses. We were in the presence of greatness. It takes a bevy of sugar babies to worship the anaconda. Our beloved King has more than enough man meet to feed 10 hot sugar babies on quarantine. We worked his shaft and his billionaire balls until we got a volcanic load of nut sauce from the anaconda. And that was just the beginning. We are spending this time social distancing from Splenda daddies and tiny white dick losers. But no one, not even a killer virus, can keep sugar babies away from The Living Legend, my Big Daddy King.  #Propertyof BDK #WhiteManRich #SugarBabiesinParadise #QuarantinewiththeKing

Phone Sex Sluts Gotta Pay the Rent

phone sexThis phone sex slut got creative. The strip club had zero men in last night. Zero. We danced for ourselves. I know this world is going crazy, but no way I can hole up in my apartment for weeks with no male companionship. I am too horny and needy for cock for that. One of my fellow strippers and BFFs suggested we live together for a couple weeks. Weather the storm together. She doesn’t have a cock, but she is fucking hot. She also suggested we could make money with live cam shows. We are strippers. We have rocking bodies.  I thought it was a great idea. I was a little panicked when we had no customers last night. Even tornado warnings and blizzards bring out the horny perverts who want to see hot girls dance. We closed the club up early. I followed her home to get a few weeks of clothes, some sex toys and her cat. Last night was our first night as roomies. We slept in the same bed and she set up the cam. Now, I thought guys were watching us have hot ass sex. She told me that was part of it, but guys were paying just to watch two sexy bitches do mundane things like sleep and eat. We did give a little sex show to private viewers who had to pay more for that, but most of the viewers paid extra for an hour of us with a double-sided dildo. I was amazed at how easy the money was to make. I was also impressed with my friend’s money making knowledge and her tech savvy. I mean if we can make bank naked in my house, we don’t to worry about the loss of income from the club. There are plenty of men staying home. Might as well give them a show, right?   You and I can weather this storm together too with some unrestricted adult phone chat fun.

Naughty Neighbor Phone Sex with Pizza

naughty neighbor phone sexI made a naughty neighbor phone sex porn last night. This college boy who lives in the apartment above me came down to see me. He brought me pizza. I assumed he was horny because when I opened the pizza box, his cock was sticking through the pizza. Such a frat boy move. I usually hold out for fancy dinners not dick in a box. I was horny and he was cute. I slummed for a night. I sucked his pizza flavored dick. I gave him the best head of his life. He told me no one has ever sucked his dick like that before. He didn’t have a huge cock, but he did give me the biggest cum shot I have had from a white dick in a long time. I don’t even like pizza that much, but I do like cum. He didn’t need much downtime after I chugged back his cum. I was on top of him fucking him better than any girl before ten minutes later. I am a hot stripper and an in-demand sugar baby. I have skills other women have never heard of before, lol. I think he is addicted to me now. He has been texting me all day about another pizza night. I am going to have to break his heart. I never slum two nights in a row or with the same guy.

A Phone Sex GFE and The Living Legend

Phone sexThis phone sex GFE is the luckiest girl on the planet. I got a call from the Living Legend himself. My pussy always gets wet when I hear Big Daddy King’s voice. He brings out the animal in me. He is in the Cayman Islands right now, but he wanted some sugar baby companionship. He had me round up the top earners at the club for an impromptu jet flight to his Cayman Islands mansion. Big Daddy King is white man rich with a big black cock. Actually, an anaconda. Rich white men wish they had My King’s money and his cock. I rounded up Kardashian, Destiny and Jasmine, the newest and youngest money maker at The Pleasure Palace. I had to get Jasmine her tramp stamp and bling because as a top earner at BDK’s elite club, she is part of the even more elite sugar baby posse. My bitches were as excited as me to fly in style to the Cayman Islands to see our King. We packed only bikinis and stripper heels. Not that we would even need that because we planned on worshiping Big Daddy King and his anaconda the entire stay. He greeted us in his white compression shorts and a silk robe. We lavished him with rainbow kisses. I took to Instagram to film our arrival and to show the haters how much better Big Daddy King is than any other man. Losers in comparison to Big Daddy King. Jasmine needed to see the anaconda to believe it existed. This tiny waif of a stripper couldn’t believe Big Daddy King was so endowed. She thought we embellished. No, sweet girl, Big Daddy King is just that hung. He has a baseball bat for a cock and baseball bat sized billionaire balls for his sexy sugar baby posse. We let Jasmine have the honor of fucking our beloved King first. Holly shit. She looked like a puppet flying around on the anaconda. When it comes to Big Daddy King and his monstrous anaconda, seeing and feeling is believing. I am so lucky to be the top tramp in the best sugar baby posse around. #PropertyofBDK #WhiteManRich #AnacondaAddict #SugarBabyOG #TheLivingLegend

Phone Sex Fetish for Impregnation

fetish phone sexWhat is your phone sex fetish? I have a caller who likes to pretend he has knocked up a trailer trash whore. The kind of chick who smokes and drinks all through her pregnancy too. I call it a redneck fantasy. Nothing wrong with it. I like playing a redneck woman. Turns out his fantasy is pretty common. Lots of men want to knock up a trailer trash slut. I can look the part. I am a blonde bimbo with big fake tits.  After I left the club last night, one of the club patrons followed me. He is a regular of the club, but not one of my regulars. I figured he was going to beg for one of the dancer’s numbers, but I never betray my girls that way. Turns out he wanted to knock me up. He didn’t look like he had much to knock me up with, but I heard him out. I have no desire to be a mama, but when he offered me a lot of cash to at least try, I entertained the idea. I mean, he wouldn’t knock me up because I am on the pill. So, I fuck a loser; I would be ten grand richer and he could think he impregnated a blonde bimbo. I have fucked losers for less in the past. I let him come home with me. I was surprised. His cock was bigger than I anticipated. Not a huge cock like I love, but a decent sized dick. Usually impregnation fantasy guys don’t have much to work with. That is why they are desperate to leave a legacy behind.  I let him fuck me. I let him thing I was not on any birth control. I let him think I wanted nothing more than to have his brat. And, I took his money. After he came inside me, I lit up a cigarette and told him I could feel his seed growing inside my belly. He was happy and I was richer. Win-win.

Daddy Daughter Roleplay Phone Sex

roleplay phone sexI love roleplay phone sex. When you are a sexy switch, you can play just about any role for any fantasy. I am in my 30s, so not quite the popular daddy’s girl age, but I still get calls for it. I love taking care of my daddies. Sometimes, I meet a man at the club or online who wants a sexy daddy / daughter roleplay. I am always happy to be daddy’s princess. Last night at the club was busy. We have some sexy bitches out sick, so I danced. I miss dancing daily, so it worked out well for me. Turned out that it worked out well for some of the men in the club too. One of them has been watching me strip since I was 18 and just starting out my adult career. He was just in town on business and was hoping to see. He knows I am primarily the house manager now, but he was hopeful I would be dancing. He got the VIP room for us after my set. He wanted a daddy daughter dance. I slipped into my schoolgirl uniform that I dance to Aerosmith’s Rag Doll in and gave “daddy” a cock teasing lap dance. He was rock hard. He got more than a lap dance. I mean he is one of my biggest fans. I gave him head in the VIP room and daddy gave me the biggest cum shot. Well, maybe not the biggest, but he did shoot a long overdue load. I may not be a barely legal hottie, but I can still be daddy’s blonde bimbo.

Phone Sex Blonde GFE

phone sexGuys love a blonde phone sex bimbo. A platinum buxom blonde always looks good on a man’s arm. I was on a little shopping spree at the mall yesterday thanks to a wealthy club patron. I made sure his son and his buddies had a good time. His son had just turned 21 and he wanted to party with hot strippers and drink beer legally. I was in the VIP room most of the night with the horny lads. They were not great tippers. Honestly, if the birthday boy’s dad wasn’t one of the club’s best patrons, they would not have been allowed in the club in the first place. The boy’s name carries a lot of weight in town, so I put up with drunken frat boy antics because I knew daddy would reward me. The next day after the boy was in the club, a courier arrived at my door. It was from the birthday boy’s rich daddy. In the envelope was a stack of $1,000 dollar bills and gift cards to all my favorite stores. While I was shopping with my babysitting money, I met another sugar daddy. This one was old enough to be my grandpa. He wanted to buy me pretty things too. We looked like Anna Nicole and that old rich guy she married going through the mall. He spent so much money on me, I had to pay him back somehow. If I had fucked him, he might have had a heart attack. I settled on a hand job under the table of where we had lunch. I don’t think his dick had been touched since Reagan was president. Young or old. You take care of me and I will take care of you! And because I love taking care of my callers too, check out one of our cheap phone sex specials and save a few bucks while we talk dirty.

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Cheating Phone Sex

cheating phone sexCheating phone sex is popular when you are a buxom blonde. Guys tell me all the time that I look like mistress material. I enjoy hearing that. I think men should have their cake and eat it too. I would never mind sharing a husband with a mistress. I am not married, but I still think most men need more than one woman to keep them satisfied. Smart women would share with a mistress. I am a popular side piece because I let men do to me what their wives don’t. Mistresses can get rich off being the other woman if they do what wives don’t. If a dick is not big, I act like it is the best cock I have had inside my wet bald pussy in a long time. If a guy says his wife never gives up the booty, I bend over and beg for his cock up my ass. If a man says he loves to give a woman a creamy facial, I beg him to cum on my face. Making a married man feel special, giving him the attention his wife doesn’t and doing what he wants, will make you an in-demand mistress. I have been fucking Carl for months now. His cock is average, but what he lacks in inches he makes up in gift cards and pussy eating. Mistresses get all the fun with none of the baggage.

Cum Shots on Tits in the Club

cum shots on titsCum shots on tits are common in strip clubs. In the VIP room, I have had my share of jizz bombs on my boobs. They are kind of hard to miss. Last night, the club was rocking with a special bachelor party for the son of a pro-athlete.  Because of who his daddy is, the club was looking the other way about some of its policies. All the dancers were bringing their A game too because the tips would be off the charts. The groom to be wanted a private room and dance with just me. How could I say no? I wasn’t dancing that night, but a personal request from the son of a well-known man, I had too. I apologized to the girls because I wanted them to make the money. The groom to be has a thing for buxom blondes. I have a thing for money. I gave him a sexy lap dance and in return I got the biggest cum shot on my DDs and ba ig stack of cash. I shared the money with the girls in the club. The club was packed with rich boys. The money and the cum were flowing freely. It will be hard to go back to the regular joes in the club.

The Best GFE Phone Sex Ever is with Big Daddy King

gfe phone sexNo one does gfe phone sex like my Big Daddy King. I am the blessed OG sugar baby. Me and Big Daddy King go way back. It was a chance meeting 5 years ago that changed my life forever. I was with a broke ass loser white boy back then. I lived paycheck to paycheck and my Splenda daddy didn’t pay for shit. Then I met the Living Legend. The handsomest man on the planet. A man with a generous spirit and a huge anaconda cock. My days of dating broke ass white boys are long gone. Big Daddy King bought the strip club I was working at and put me in charge. I hire only the best girls for the Pleasure Palace. It is my chance to pay it forward. I hire hot white girls to work the club, ones I see my former self in. Big Daddy King changes their lives like he did mine. I knew I wanted him to meet Lacey. She is this young, hot stripper who is shaking her sweet ass and earning BDK bank at the club. He wanted to meet her personally and thank her. She was so excited to hear the news. She was about to meet the Living Legend himself and that is a pleasure not many women get in this life.

phone sexLacey was uber excited. She had chills just at the thought of meeting the Living Legend himself. Big Daddy King arrived in style like always. Took his private jet then showed up in a stretch limo to the Pleasure Palace. We had the red carpet all ready for the most desired man on the planet. Lacey and I escorted him to his private room in the club. He had a hot chick on each arm, but it is him who makes US look good. My beloved King has a throne fit for the King he is and its adorned with the world’s most precious jewels. But Big Daddy King and his anaconda are always the only jewels we see. Lacey and I were decked out in BDK jewels, showing off our tramp stamps that lets the Splenda daddies know we belong to Big Daddy King. I was so excited to watch Lacey meet the anaconda. I pulled off his white compression shorts and out popped the anaconda in a bejeweled man sleeve. We gave the best cock in the world rainbow kisses. When I unveiled the anaconda, releasing the snake from its sleeve, Lacey almost passed out. With the anaconda, seeing is believing. Every hot girl thinks they know what a big cock is until they meet Big Daddy King and his anaconda. Lacey did her best to devour the Living Legend’s mamba member, but she needed help draining his billionaire balls. That is why a man like Big Daddy King needs a posse of sugar babies. There is plenty of him to go around! #Addicted2Anaconda #OwnedbyBDK #TheLivingLegend #BabesBow2theKing