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Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Tranny Carla

Today was a lovely Fall day in my city. So one of my BFF’s and I decided to go to the botanical gardens.  I love change of seasons, especially the beautiful colors of Fall. We were the only ones in the gardens today. It felt like a private tour. We were smelling flowers, absorbing the beauty of the trees with their vibrant orange, red, green and yellow colors. She then informed me my true self was showing. That is our code for I got a boner in my pants.

I looked around, there was no one in site. I didn’t even see any employees. So, I unzipped my jeans, pulled out my cock and began stroking in the outdoor garden while my girlfriend watched and snapped a few pictures. I didn’t really care if anyone saw me either. I always have been an exhibitionist. I was stroking furiously under a beautifully colored tree, when a couple came out of nowhere. MY BFF was enjoying my show and failed to notice the oncoming traffic so to speak.  I was going to put my throbbing cock back in my pants, when the lady said, “Oh my are you one of those lady bugs?” I giggled and said, “Not exactly, but close ma’am. I am a shemale or transexual.”  Her eyes got big and she asked to see it again. Of course I pulled it back out. Who am I to deny an old broad’s curiosity.

She actually touched it. Didn’t ask, just put her hand on my shaft and ran it all the way up. Felt strange, but good. My cock jumped a bit and startled her. It was amusing;  like she was petting a turtle or something. Her male companion said nothing, but he was popping a chubby in his dockers. She looked at my friend and informed her, she was a very lucky girl to have such a pretty boyfriend.  Once the couple passed, we had a good laugh. I was a couple’s first tranny sighting. It made me hard all over again. So my cock made a second appearance in the gardens, but this time I took no time to cum.

My girlfriend and I will have a funny story  now. I have to admit though, it was pretty hot getting caught like that, especially by an older couple. Would you like to catch me stroking my pretty cock  in public? If you did, how would you react?

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla and Avery: Three DIcks are Better Than One

Nothing hotter than waking up with BFF Avery and an overnight guest from partying last night. The nice thing about not being all girl is that I still wake up with morning wood.  In fact all three of us did. So what do 2 hot chicks with dicks and a horny guest have for breakfast? You guessed it, cock. Avery is  just as horny as I am all the time. Her and I play together often, but  we do like threesomes with unsuspecting straight men. Last night we picked up this clueless well hung stud in the Strip District and brought him back to my loft. He was shocked when he saw our presents; in fact, he tried to leave until Avery put her mouth on his cock, and well he was all ours then.

Avery, as well as myself, are excellent cock suckers.  Once a man feels how  good we can polish a knob, they rarely care we have dicks.  This guy went from wanting to leave, to begging to spend the night after having two hot shemales suck his cock. He woke up ready to play again too. Avery put her cock in his mouth as I sucked him off. Then, her beautiful mouth went on my cock as I sucked him, and eventually Avery fucked us both and I fucked them right back. That is how you spend a weekend morning. In bed naked getting your rocks off and being covered in cum. You may think you would never be with a special girl, but they all say that. Chicks with dicks are the best of both worlds. We have tits and cock and we know how to suck cock better than any traditional girl. Plus, we can fuck your tight little ass all day and all night.

Are you bi curious, maybe a sissy boy or even full on homo? Then you need  Avery and myself. We love all kinds of guys, but our favorites are you straight guys we get to convert! Once you go tranny, pussy is lame.

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: How to Fuck a Door Knob

I get horny all the time. Now, usually I can go out and pick up a guy or girl with no problem. But today, I was shut in from a major storm. There is only so much TV watching and pork rind eating a chick can do to pass the time. I had to get fucked. It was very clear from the monsoon and tornado warning, I was not going out to get fucked, and I doubt I could get someone to come fuck me. It was time to get creative. I have these French doors throughout my loft with these door knobs I have eying for awhile now. I like to put things in my ass to get off. I prefer a cock, yes or even a dildo, but sometimes I get experimental and/or desperate. Today I was both. I decided I was going to get that door knob in my ass. All I had to do was put some lube on it, and back my ass up. Simple, right? No so much. I was out of any lube. Not sure how that happened; I usually carry enough lube to supply all the tight ends on a football team.

I didn’t even have any Vaseline. But, I did have some Chapstick in my purse. I took it out and I rubbed it all over the door knob and the put some on my ass. My finger slid up my ass easily with my Chapstick lube, so I decided I was ready for my date with that ornate door knob. I bent over, spread my ass cheeks and backed right on to it like it was a throbbing cock. My makeshift lube and my horniness too k over and I got that door knob in my ass. I just started rocking back and forth on it and in seconds my cock was hard. Within minutes I was spraying a load all over my  chest and face.  When I get horny, I got to take care of it, or I can’t think straight. I do masturbate daily, several times a day, but I also try to get cock once a day too. Just sometimes like today, it isn’t meant to be. But that door knob certainly turned out to be a decent fuck.

By the time I was done cleaning my jizz off myself, the sun was coming out and the monsoon had subsided somewhat. I thought, why not go try to get laid. I put on a sexy little number, and headed out. But, my front steps were covered in earthworms from the storm and those things freak me the fuck out. No way was I stepping on them in my expensive leather boots. I marched right back inside, lubed that door knob  up with the remaining Chapstick and fucked my ass some more. I had a few hard cums. Coming always give me the munchies too. Good thing I had some pork rinds left.

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla and Avery: Double Panty Surprise

Shemale phone sex is a perfect Sunday Funday activity.  My fellow hot tranny friend, Avery, and I have a Sunday tradition. We go down to the Jerome Bettis Grill, which is near Heinz Stadium in our cute Steelers apparel and cruise for men. Not gay men either. Avery and I enjoy  providing a double panty surprise to a handsome young, unsuspecting man. We consider ourselves hot chicks; we never go back to my loft empty handed. You see men go crazy over the idea of a threesome. Two chicks are better than one. And two chicks with dicks, well that’s just heaven.

Today we met Emilio, a young stud in town for business.  He had tried to score tickets to the Steelers opening game today, but was unsuccessful. Avery told him he could still score today and his eyes got big, and a bulge appeared in his pants that made him shift. He didn’t miss her innuendo. I suggested we get some beer and go back to my loft and watch the game on my big screen TV and get more comfortable. We get back to the loft and Avery and I start making out. Emilio was fixated on watching us, so we gave him a hot show. We stripped down to just our panties. Both of us practice the tuck under so there is an element of surprise for the guy. We were kissing and caressing each others breasts. I even poured some Yuengling  over Avery’s tits and lapped it up. I invited Emilio over to take a taste. His cock was out and in his hand.  Wow, what a nice cock it was too. Big, thick, juicy. Was gonna feel awesome in our asses and mouths.

We helped him out of his clothes; got him down to his under wear like us for a hot  little selfie. We had the game on in every room, so we wouldn’t miss it while fucking and sucking our way through Sunday Funday. Avery did the honors of helping Emilio out of his underwear and guiding his cock in my mouth. She pressed her tits against his back and kissed him as I worked every inch of his beautiful hard dick in my mouth. I used my hands to twist up and down his shaft as my mouth was on the head of his cock. I could tell my tongue ring was driving him crazy. I flattened my tongue under the ridge of his cock and slid a finger up his ass. I glanced up and could see Avery’s panty surprise peeking up through the top of her panties. She was  not able to contain her excitement as well as I could.  Emilio did not resist my finger up his ass. In fact, he made him shoot a thick load of cum in my mouth. I had him watch as Avery and I snowballed his yummy spunk. We spit that cum back and forth in our mouths until it was a nice hard little ball of cum. Emilio was hard again.

We were now in front of Emilio, with our panty surprises not really surprises anymore as we were both rock hard. He looked at us both for a moment and I swore he might get angry, but quite the opposite. He told us, “Damn you ladies just got finer.” Guess he was happy to know we were packing heat. It was Avery’s turn to give him head.  It was so hot watching her suck his cock.  So hot, I went around and started to fuck his ass. I was popping his anal cherry so I used lube and worked a few fingers in his ass first. The sensation of my fingers in his ass made him explode cum all over Avery’s hot face, which of course I licked up for her. We are both cum whores.  Emilio was begging for one of us to fuck his ass. So, I did the honors. I slid my throbbing member in his tight ass while he sucked Avey’s cock.  Didn’t take long for us to cum and cum hard. My bed had a huge wet stain. We hung out for a bit afterwards and watched more football, but it was a damn hot afternoon. The Steelers won, Avery and I both got to cum hard more than once, and Emilio tried and liked the double panty surprise.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Tranny Carla

I am spending the holiday weekend at a high end resort with a friend. It is gorgeous outside and that always makes me horny. Plus, there is this conservative couple in the room next to us and the guy keeps looking at me. I can’t tell if he is coveting me or if he knows my secret. But his wife apparently has a stick up her ass as she called me a tramp the other day because she thought my dress was too short. I think she is just jealous. So, I decided to go sit on the patio, in clear view of them and stroke my hard cock. I love being an exhibitionist anyway. Feels so good to have a warm summer breeze rushing over your cock and tits as you stroke your dick somewhat publicly. I had his attention definitely. He couldn’t take his eyes off my large member. In fact, he whipped his out too and we stroked our cocks together. He was an older man, but damn he had a fine dick. I don’t think he had ever seen a special girl as he had big fish eyes of wonderment as he watched me stroke. As I got closer to coming, I got close to the divider between our rooms and sat on the ledge. Before I could shoot my load on my handsome neighbor, he was over down on my shaft swallowing my cock and balls. He shot his load in his hand as I shot a load down the back of his throat. Oh my that was hot and unexpected. He slipped me his business card and said, “Our secret but let’s do it again soon.” You better believe we will. I can’t wait to pop his anal cherry. I think he is gonna be my next sugar daddy.

Rim Job Phone Sex with Shemale Carla: The Tongue Piercing Surprise

Right after a lovely patron bought me my kick ass tits, I got my tongue pierced. I had read a story in Penthouse Forum about a traditional woman getting hers pierced for the pleasure of her husband’s anal region. I am a very anal special girl. I love giving and receiving it up the ass and I love rim jobs.  I love tonguing that pretty little pink shebang. And with a tongue piercing, that little pink shebang puckers up and pulsates with pleasure. Right after I got it pierced, I picked up this hot young stud at the gym and brought him home.  I drew us a bubble bath because the cardinal rule of a hot rim job is a squeaky clean rosebud. You want that ass fresh out of the shower for your maximum enjoyment! Especially if you are like me, and can spend hour with your face buried in an ass.

Now, this fellow was not gay, but he knew I was special and seemed turned on. I told him I was about to blow his mind and his wad. I got down on my knees and began to worship that pretty cock. Long licks up and down the shaft, licking the balls too, making sure the ball of my tongue ring traced every throbbing vein and went right along that pee hole. He was shaking from the sensation. Shaking  in a good way. That tongue ring traced every ounce of tasty flesh on his cock. And since I was already between his legs, I slowly licked my way to his back door. I held his ass checks in my hand, alternating between squeezes and tugs to part his crack. I had provided a fellatio smorgasbord and he was about to experience an anal sensation like none before.

As I placed that tongue ring on his perineum and ran it back and forth in a steady tongue lashing extravaganza along his happy trail, I had one hand jacking his dick and the other hand slipping a finger into his ass. He was moaning loudly, and palming my head as to go faster and deeper. I worked my tongue stud all over his taint, sending shivers all over his body. Then without warning, I slipped my finger out of his ass, and put my tongue in. I tongue fucked his backdoor with that stud ring flicking his anus ever so sensually. A matter of minutes and he shot a huge thick load of spunk all over the place. The biggest trajectory of cum I had ever seen. Like a volcano erupting. I have to thank my little tongue piercing for putting my companion over the edge.

I gave him some down time while he worked on returning the favor. By the time he got my cock good and hard, his dick was ready to explode again. He put it up my ass and fucked my ass better than I bet he ever fucked a pussy. I swear by my tongue piercing to give a guy a prostate party he will never forget. Every ass I have licked and tongued, squirms and begs for more.  I promise you a good rim job gives you unconditional adoration, regardless if you are packing a panty surprise. So, who needs their ass licked today?

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla:The Good Samaritan

So yesterday I was on my way to meet some friends and my jeep broke down. I started walking as it was wicked hot outside. I was in jeans and a skimpy top and heels. Thankfully, I didn’t have to go far before a handsome stranger pulled over and offered to help. Rugged good looks. Made my dick hard in my jeans. Well, I was not about to turn down an offer of help from a hot stranger. I got in the front seat, introduced myself and said thank you profusely. He said, “No problem. What kind of man would I be if I left a pretty girl like you on the side of the road.” Not sure what came over me, usually I get to know a person a bit better before I jump their bones. Maybe it was the heat? Maybe it was his chivalry? Maybe it was the huge bulge I could see in his trousers.

I put my hand on his thigh, caressed it, gave him a coy look, then straddle him. He did not resist in the slightest. He did seem a little shocked, and said, “this is not necessary.” I know it wasn’t, but fuck,  I was horny, and when I see something I want, I go for it. Know what I mean? He was so sensual too. Wrapped his arms around me, pulled me into him and kissed me. A sorta long passionate Hollywood kiss. Now I was  at full mass. This man was just so hot. A straight guy too. I was about to test that! I suggest we move to the back of his SUV. We pulled over, and hopped in the back. I’m sure passersby knew what we were up too. It was broad day light. I unzipped his pants, and out popped a huge trouser snake eager for my mouth. I had him moaning and writhing on the seat. He was holding my long hair up and thrusting  his rod in my mouth. I really was digging his cock. It was really thick and just pretty looking. And he tasted yummy. He pulled me up to signal he wanted to cum inside me. I felt nervous. Usually when I am hooking up alcohol is involved and I know a horny drunk dude won’t resist much when he sees my special surprise. I tried to tell him. I was stammering and he pulled me up on his lap with his big strong arms and kissed me again. Then whispered in my ear, “I know, I can feel it throbbing in your jeans.”

Well, it was on now. I looked him in the eyes and said, “Fuck my ass now.” He pulled my jeans off, and my thong. He gazed at my body for a bit and said I was beautiful. He spit on his cock and then slide it in my ass. It felt so good. He wasn’t much interested in my cock. At least not yet. I suspect he has never even thought about another man’s dick. But taking my ass felt straight to him. He was sucking on my tits as he fucked my ass. He was getting me so hard. I just stroked myself as he pumped my ass and before long we were both cumming hard. He came what felt like a bucket load of cum. I thought after we came he night feel awkward but he held me in the back of his SUV for awhile and we talked. I was his first special girl. He wouldn’t let me fuck him in the ass, but I got his number, so hopefully next time I can pop his anal cherry. Hopefully, I won’t be his last. He has a cock and way about him that is so hot. More special girls need to experience my good Samaritan.

We cleaned up. Then he took me to Auto Zone. He even purchased my battery for me and installed it. A gentleman and a great fuck. Such a rare combination. I think I need to work on  corrupting more straight men. I saw the tan line on his finger too. That’s right, I just got fucked and rescued by a married man. Even hotter. Have you ever thought about what it would be like to fuck a special girl. I am the best of both worlds.

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla: Shanghai Surprise

A few months ago I traveled to China for the first time. Actually it was my first time in any Asian country.  A friend of mine was getting married in Shanghai, which is the largest city in China. I did not know what to expect being a special girl over in a foreign country not known for its respect of women. Honestly, I don’t think anyone had a clue, that is until I was in the hotel elevator and it stopped working. I was trapped with about 15 Asian guys. I tried not to panic as I hate small spaces, especially when crammed in like sardines with a bunch of strangers whom I hear all have small pricks. I did not speak any Chinese and of course they spoke no English.

After about 10 minutes of non movement, I got panicky. One guy, whom I towered over, motioned me to the front where the circulation was better. Pretty thoughtful I thought. They were all talking and of course I felt left out not knowing the language. Plus they seemed to be getting agitated. I thought love is the universal language, so I undid my blouse and showed my tits to distract them.  That seemed to calm them down. Suddenly all eyes were on me, and no one seemed to be panicked. I imagine my tits are bigger than the average Asian girl. Anyway, they started groping my tits; a few even pulled out their cocks and started stroking. I was a little shocked too because the few I saw looked pretty big. Not at all like the stereotype. I could feel my own wiener stirring but was a bit hesitant to pull it out for fear of how they would react. I was trapped after all.

It was getting hot in there and I had no clue when we would be rescued so I took a chance and just started sucking cocks. I mean who is angry and panicky when having their knob polished, right? Well it quickly turned into an orgy. I mean I was sucking dicks galore and none were small. I was getting fondled and my bulge could no longer be hidden as I was really turned on by these surprisingly big dicks.  I unleashed my monster and although there was some initial shock, they all got over it pretty quick. You got a hard cock and a hot chick sucking on it, you aren’t gonna let the fact that she has a Shanghai surprise stop you. One guy pushed me up against the back of the elevator wall and started fucking my ass while I jacked two cocks with my hands. It was hot to look up at the ceiling and see  his dick pounding my ass. After he came in me, the rest got in line to fuck me. I was gang banged in the ass by a bunch of China businessmen. And it was heaven. A few even let me fuck their assess.

I was ass deep in cock with a cock deep in my ass and oblivious to the fact that the elevator was moving again. Before I even realized, the door was being pulled open and a group of onlookers had gathered. Now that had to be a real sight to see. A sexy shemale fucking a dude in the ass while getting fucked after being  trapped in the elevator for 2 hrs is likely not what they thought they’d find. Well it certainly wasn’t what I thought I’d find. But, if you are gonna be trapped in an elevator with a bunch of strangers, I have to admit, those Chinamen can surprise you! It’s a great cure for claustrophobia. Just wouldn’t wanted to be the dude who had to clean that elevator.

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: Pigskin and Foreskin

Who is excited for football season? This special girl is that’s who. Want to  know why? My fellow special girls and myself have a weekly tradition when the season begins. We dress up all sexy and go to a local sports bar on Sunday. We find a guy or even sometimes a couple guys, who want to buy some pretty chicks drinks. We flirt and act like we don’t know anything about football. Straight guys love to think they are teaching hot girls something about the game. We  talk about cute tight ends, giggle, do shots, and the unsuspecting men are putty in our hands.

After the game is over, we suggest  that we keep on partying back at my loft. So far no guy has turned us down. We are all beautiful goddesses and no one ever suspects we are not all girl. Once back at my place, we  continue to drink and party . Once our gentlemen guests are good and drunk, we go put on our tranny surprise outfits. We throw away our lace and put on our leather. We come back in our sexy S and M clothing, with our cocks out, ready to play. Our guests are always shocked. It amazes me how many men claim that don’t know we are special girls. Personally, I think they know, but like to think they have been duped or forced somehow. Makes them feel better about taking it in the ass.

Usually when we come out they are all like but I am not gay, what are you going to do to me.  The question is never what are we going to do, but what aren’t we going to do to you. Our Sunday Funday consists of bondage games, forced bisexuality , cock worshiping, sissy training, lots of anal sex, some CBT fun and oh yeah, football! Football season means 16 Sundays of bringing home fresh meat to play with. Sixteen weeks of getting guys in touch with their bi sexuality. Sixteen weeks of domination. Sixteen weeks of ruining tight little asses.

Am I excited for football to start? Hell yeah. Pigskins and foreskins. And tight asses!

Smoking Fetish Phone Sex with Carla: Sexy Smoke Rings

I hit on this dude in a biker bar last week. He caught my fancy because he could blow skull shaped puffs of cigarette  smoke. I love to smoke, but I can only blow cute sexy boring smoke rings. I asked him nicely how he did that. I was looking wicked hot that night. But he blew me off. Me? That was unacceptable. You do not reject a fine piece of ass like me.  When he went to the bathroom, I slipped a roofie in his beer. It hit quick too. I took him back to my loft; tied him up, and waited until he woke up.  I demanded he show me how to make sexy shapes  with cigarette smoke. Well, he was much more agreeable this time. Of course, he woke up with my cock in his mouth, tied up and a video camera in the corner filming him. I told him if he did not show me, he was going to be blackmailed into doing it. Of course he didn’t want his precious wife to know he was in a gay biker bar picking up cock or that he got it in the ass all night. So I had a little fun with his tight ass while he was all drugged up. Sue me.

He promised he would be a good boy, and show me how to make my smoking even hotter and even apologized for being a dick at the bar. After a few hours, I was making skull smoke rings and sucking his dick while puffing on a cig. I know I shouldn’t smoke, but damn it is so sexy and hot. Don’t tell me you don’t get wood in your pants when you see a tall goddess blowing smoke and looking all cool and aloof. You know you think, “I wonder what else she can blow that well?”