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GILF Phone Sex with Star: I’ve Been Twat Blocked

So today, I was talking with a younger guy I was trying to pick up. He actually told me that MILFS are yesterday’s news. All the rage today is a GLIF: a grandmother I’d love to fuck. I was like, what the fuck? Why would you want some old bitch when you could have me? I’m in my sexual prime and fucking gorgeous. He said GILFS are like a fine wine, they just get better with age. I then said, what is so special about your GILF? He began telling me all about granny Star who he has been banging for years. He went on and on about the joys of being with her. Not gonna lie, my ego took a beating. Let me see if I can remember a few of the million reasons he prefers this old bitch to me.

  • You can’t get her pregnant, so he can bare back her pussy and ass!
  • She’s been sucking cock longer than he has been alive.
  • She has her own money, so she spoils him and picks up the tab. This saves his money for beer.
  • She doesn’t want a relationship.
  • The only game she plays is strip poker.
  • She’s a sure thing.
  • She has taught him things with her decades of sexual experience.
  • She has her own life so she doesn’t need his constant attention.
  • She lets him cum on her tits and face and doesn’t find it degrading.
  • She is confident so they fuck with the lights on and have threesomes.
  • She has no taboos about the ass.
  • Years of yoga has made her very flexible. She can fuck in any position.
  • She is discreet. Happy to be his dirty little secret.
  • She swallows.
  • Age has taught her not to have any hang-ups so she never says no.
  • She grew up in the glory days of porn, so she’ll watch with him and get off too.
  • She only fucks for sexual pleasure, so no need to snuggle or spoon with her or stay the night.
  • She fucks and plays with his ass and knows that doesn’t make him a fag.
  • She understands a thong does not equal lingerie. She has all sorts of sexy outfits for him too to peel off her rock hard body.
  • All she needs to be happy is a hard cock that works. She could care less about size.
  • She doesn’t care about his job or his education level.
  • She doesn’t have a husband.
  • She lets him play with her granddaughters.

Guess older is better. Got to step up my game, because her milkshake brings all the cocks to the block. Wonder if she eats pussy?

Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex with Brooklyn

Look at me. I’m fucking hot as hell. See this dildo? I think that is on the small size for how I like my cock. Now look at the picture below. You may have to squint to see it. That is the pathetic wiener of a guy who emailed me today. Yes, some poor losers have clit sticks for dicks. It’s not even half the size of a toilet paper role. I was laughing so hard, I snorted ice tea out my nose. I’m a size queen and I make no apologies for needing big dick. I deserve huge cock. My husband recognizes that. Yet, I still get emails all the time from tiny dick losers with pics like this. This sissy boy at least was smart enough to know what was between his legs was nothing more than entertainment fodder for me. But some dudes be like, come on baby, you know I got what you need. If I need a good laugh, then yes, those ken doll pee pees, are just what I need. But if I need a good hard fuck, then I need something I can feel; something no smaller than my 8 inch dildo. My pleasure is not to be taken lightly. And a small one can’t give me pleasure.

The size of your dick determines how we play. Got a dildo sized cock, well I will be your bitch and suck and fuck that monster cock all night long. You got an itty bitty thing, well I am gonna laugh and share your photo with my fellow hot bitches who deserve big dick. Now, this sissy boy who emailed me today belongs in panties and a bra as he has a click stick. Cocks belong in boxers or boxer briefs or my mouth! But, little clits belong in little cotton panties with hearts or flowers on them! I’m gonna send my newest sissy boy to a lingerie store to buy something appropriate to wear. I wonder what I should make him buy? Any suggestions?

 

Cuckold Queen

My husband and I have a unique arrangement. I get to fuck whomever I want and he gets to watch or live vicariously through the juicy details. That is because he was cursed with a tiny cock. Actually, not even a cock; 4 inches at best hard is more of a clit stick. He adores me and understands I need a big thick throbbing piece of meat. My husband receives his pleasure from knowing I am sexually satisfied. Today, when he was at the gym, he noticed a very well hung stud in the locker room. He snapped a secret pic of the cock and texted me, “would you like this for lunch?”  My reply? Hell yes baby! My husband should have been a pimp. He is a big cock procurer extraordinaire.

 I am hot as hell, so all it really takes is my hubby showing a potential stud my picture and saying I’m down to fuck, to get him begging to come over. Well, this particular stud was so hot; I almost would have fucked my husband to thank him. But, instead, I decided I would let him eat my cream pie. I waited in the bedroom for my hubby to bring me my lunch, naked of course. And when he entered the room, he saw my smooth pink snatch and dropped his pants immediately. This guy was like 7 inches soft, so I could not wait to get him rock hard. I crawled over to his cock and began to stroke him as I rubbed my clit, but before long I had to have both hands on him and my mouth around his shaft. See he has the kind of cock that makes me weak; makes me a slave. I grabbed his firm ass and thrust his cock in my mouth for him. I was a greedy cock sucking whore. I opened my eyes briefly, and saw my husband stroking himself as he watched me take a cock in my mouth that was three times his size. As my well hung lover carried me to my marriage bed to fuck me, I looked at my hubby and told him I was going to get fucked by a guy who was three times the man he was, then giggled. This actually turns my hubby on! 

I got fucked in every position imaginable AND I came so many times I lost count. I deserve to come hard and often. I deserve to have a big hard dick that can fuck me for hours. I deserve a guy who knows how to please a woman. I am so lucky I have a husband who gets this and is not all jealous and pathetic when I get me some cock. My need for big dick benefits him also. He gets to lick my creamy holes when I am done. And, I think my hubby is just as much a jizz junkie as I am. He goes to town on my pussy and ass after a fuck fest and never leaves a drop of cum behind. Sometimes, he sucks the cum out of my cunt and we snowball it back and forth. Win win for us both! Are you a cuckold? Do you wish your wife would recognize the need for big dick and fuck nothing less than what she deserves? Do you fantasize about fluffing cock and eating cream pies? Well, if you do, you have a lot in common with my hubby. Maybe I can help you become the cuckold we both know you are!