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Sissy Phone Sex Training with Brooklyn: Are You a Man or a Sissy?

Sissy training phone sex is one of my specialties. I have a new sissy in training named Wendy. Doesn’t she have the cutest most pathetic little clit stick you have ever seen? Her little clitty belongs in my panties, not my pussy. I am a hot size queen and I have to maintain standards. So, when a pathetic pin dick loser tries to pick me up, they go in my panties not my pussy. I explained to Wendy, that she could purchase some of my sexy under garments and wear them herself, but that was the closest she was getting to being “in” my panties. She loves to wear my garter belts because they help center her and make her feel like the pretty princess she was born to be.  See when you have a tiny pee pee, your only purpose on this earth is to amuse and pleasure me. You cannot pleasure me with  your pathetic pecker, but you can pleasure me by being my panty boy, my sissy bitch, my clean up boy or my fluffer slut. Some very special losers get to be all of the above. Look between your legs right now for me. And tell me, are you man or sissy? If you have 8 inches or more of rock hard meat between your legs, you are all man and get to fuck me. You packing less than that, you get to wear my panties and be my panty boy, my sissy bitch, my clean up boy or my fluffer slut. So what’s it gonna be?

Sissy Phone Sex with Brooklyn: The Sissy Pity Fuck

I make no apologies for being a size queen. Look at me? Perfection. Beautiful body, gorgeous face and smart to boot. I deserve only the best in life and that includes cock. I have many men try to hook up with me. When it proves that they are nothing but a little boy, they become nothing more than a sissy or fluffer boy. Case in point, Sissy Christina below. Look at that pathetic excuse for a dick? You might have to get a magnifying glass to see it. That’s a clit stick at best and belongs in panties not boxers, or briefs nor even boring tidy whiteys. Hell, it should be in a fucking diaper at that size.

Well this particular Sissy is a fucking whiny ass bitch. Annoying as hell. Took years to break her and get her  to stop begging me to fuck her. Just about the saddest creature on earth. Why did I put up with her pleas and begging and overall pain in the ass antics? Because she is my brother and loaded. A computer software genius. What she lacks in dick, she has in brains. But no one wants to fuck just brains. It’s sad; I got both beauty and brains; she got just brains.

Ever since we were little, my brother tried to fuck me. I was the hottest woman he had ever seen. Well of course, when you are a short dicked ugly loser, women like me are not gonna fuck you. For 20 something years, my brother begged to bust a nut in his sister.  And, one night, in a total moment of weakness and shear alcohol consumption, I gave him a pity fuck at a family reunion at a beach house in Florida. I didn’t want to be there to begin with, but our mother guilted me. So, I drank like a fish the whole week. On the last night, my brother who was in his 30s at this point, came into my room and started crying. He admitted he was a virgin. Yes, like the movie only a 30 Year Old Virgin.  The girl he was seeing for months and whom he thought was “the one” laughed and ended the relationship on the night they were about to fuck for the first time. An unattractive, book worm, troll of sorts even rejected his little baby dick. I was tired and he wouldn’t leave. He was just so fucking sad and pathetic. I caved.

I said, “I will fuck you this once. But you tell anyone and not only do I castrate you but I disown you. And it will never ever happen again.” He promised. I was still drunk and only have awake. He fumbled to get his shorts down and when he did, I swear I burst out laughing so hard I nearly cried. He got on top of me, oblivious to my laughter and obviously not accustomed to foreplay. But, that was fine, no way I was cumming. I kept asking if he was in yet. I mean I couldn’t feel it at all. AT ALL. Just his sweaty body on top of me and his grunts. I started counting in my head until it was over. I got to 6. Literally three strokes and he was done. He claims he came, but I didn’t feel anything but shame for having given in.

After that horrible night, my brother became my sissy. My first sissy actually. I told him he needed to give up on trying to get laid cuz he was just gonna face rejection every time. I explained there are other ways to please women. He can be a cleanup bitch; a fluffer boy; a procurer of big cock; a source of entertainment; a sugar daddy. But he could never be a lover. He has accepted his fate. He is the best sissy a size queen cuckolding mistress sister could ever hope for. Have you accepted your fate yet?

 

Tease and Denial Phone Sex with Size Queen Brooklyn

My husband has a small cock. I didn’t marry him for his dick obviously. But, he not only lets me have lovers, he encourages it. So he is a keeper. Sometimes he watches, sometimes he doesn’t. But, he is older and just can’t get off like he use to.  Well the other night, I came home and I was well fucked. Both holes got it good and hard. I showed him my creampies and let him be a good fluffer boy and clean me out. He asked me why my holes were gaping open so much and I explained that my lover had a coke bottle thick cock. And a cock that thick stretches a woman out. He inquired if that felt good for me. I told, “Honey you can’t imagine how intense the cum is getting fucked by something that thick.” His little pencil dick could never give that kind of cum.

He wanted to stroke his cock while cleaning me up, but I was feeling particularly deviant that day and I denied him. “My pleasure is your pleasure, and that is all you need tonight,” I told him. I know it frustrated him, but I can’t let him cum whenever he wants or he will not learn to appreciate his orgasms. Boys of all ages need to learn control of their cocks. They masturbate too often, then wonder why they can’t cum for a woman. It’s up to women like me to take control of a man’s orgasm and let them know when and how they may ejaculate. I sent him to bed with blue balls and said if he was a good boy, I may let him cum in the morning. I came and that is all that mattered.

I woke up in the middle of the night and I heard strange moaning. Not like arousal moaning, almost like pain  moaning. I get up to go see what is going on, not at all happy about being  woke up. I find my husband in his bathroom masturbating with a coke bottle up his ass. I ask him what the fuck he is doing when I told him he couldn’t pleasure himself tonight. This kinda violation will get him cut off my from creampies for a week. He tries to tell me he wanted to know how it felt to have something that thick inside him because he wanted to cum as hard as I did earlier with my coke bottle thick lover’s cock. I couldn’t believe he not only ignored my instructions, but he actually thought a coke bottle would feel as good as a thick throbbing cock. Idiot. I ordered him to remove the bottle and stop trying to get off. “You are not worthy enough to cum; hell you might not be worthy enough to cum again for months” I smirked.

He tries to pull the coke bottle out of his ass, but it won’t budge. I am laughing hysterically. So my loser husband has a tiny clit stick and a big old coke bottle lodged up his ass. “This is your just punishment for disobeying your hot, superior wife,” I inform him. I told him I didn’t care if it ever came out because  his dick is worthless to me. Hell it’s worthless to anyone. He begged for help. Promised to be a good boy and do whatever I wanted. I’ve heard that before. He is good for awhile, then his love for jacking off supersedes his love and loyalty to me. He obviously needs more discipline. I teased his little dickie, got it hard while he was in pain because I am just that hot. Then I left him high and dry with a hard dick and a coke bottle up his ass. I tossed him a jar of Vaseline and said, “Get it out yourself moron. If you had listened to me, we’d both be asleep.”

I then went back to my room and got on the internet and started researching chastity cages. My hubby obviously doesn’t get the whole I’m in charge of his orgasms  thing, so his tiny worthless pecker is getting locked up and only I will have the key. That will teach him to touch himself without my permission.

Roleplay Phone Sex with Brooklyn

If you have a nice cock, I’m pretty much game for anything. One of the bulls in my pen loves role plays. I have been a naughty school girl; a nasty nurse;  a biker babe;  a nympho secretary; an inspiring starlet….. You name it; I have played it for his 11 inch cock. Today’s request was more simple, and I thought sort of boring. He just wanted me to wear glasses. He insisted glasses were hot and would make me look smart. I was insulted at first because he was implying I was dumb. I am certainly not dumb; I know big cock is better and there are all kinds of stupid bitches out there who think size doesn’t matter. But, I am weak for the big cocks so I went to the drug store and bought a pair of cheaters.

I went home and even dressed put on a sexy little business suit to fit the “smart look.” I waited for him to come over.  Like clockwork, he showed up at 11:00 AM. When I answered the door, he was in nerdy glasses, khaki pants, a polo and carrying some big case. Apparently, my computer caught a nasty virus and needed a good scrubbing. I explained that I am a college professor and I need my computer clean and running efficiently. He asked me if I ever looked at pornography and I assured him an educated woman like me would never look at such filth. He informs me that most computer viruses come from pornography viewing.

He opens my computer and begins to look around, and imagine my embarrassment when  he not only finds the naked pictures of me, but a history of all the naughty sites I have visited.  I act embarrassed that I have been caught, but then see the bulge in his pants. “I guess you like my naked pics?” I say. He replies, why yes ma’am, you are not only gorgeous but smart.” I then unzipped his pants and out pops a monster cock that rivals any porn star cock I’ve seen.  I tell him he missed his calling; instead of making sure computers run smoothly he should be making sure pussies run smoothly. I then become a goddess on my knees, and work his huge shaft in my mouth; my eyes bulging and watering from the girth of that thing! After 20 minutes of polishing that knob and nearly gagging, he pushes my legs apart, pulls back my panties and sticks his tongue in my cunt. My juices are drowning him I am so wet. Then he kisses me, and I can taste my own yummy nectar on his lips. Before long, I am riding up and down that shaft; huge balls bruising my ass. Right there on the couch, we fucked for hours, both cumming multiple times.

I do love role play sex and even roleplay phone sex. Who says guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses!  Who can I be for you?

 

Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex with Brooklyn

Often times in life we have to do things we don’t like. Well, I don’t like little dicks. But, I do like my husband. I mean I don’t like his pecker but I love his wallet. I need to sometimes do things for him to keep him happy. A happy hubby equals a happy Brooklyn.  We were talking about this asshole guy, Joe, at the Porsche dealer in town who will not agree to the price my husband wants for one. I thought, hmmm, perfect chance to impress him. I knew I could talk to this car salesman and get him to agree to the price the hubby is willing to pay. I told him I would take care of it tomorrow. He actually doubted me. Thought I was outta my league and there is no way this shyster would go down on the price. Well this guy has never met me. Joe was about to meet his match.

I walked right into that dealership in the hottest outfit I could find and asked to talk to the man in control.  Joe was a big Guido type of guy;  thinks he could sell ice to an Eskimo. I told him my hubby was in yesterday and wanted to purchase a 911 Turbo and that the price was just not right. When he tried to bullshit me with cant go any lower, it’s a steal at that price bull shit, I asked to go in his office. I was about to fuck a greasy fat car salesman to impress my hubby.  I started taking my clothes off  and told him, fuck my husband, I wanted him. I was so impressed with his unwavering on the car price I had to have him. He fell for that bullshit too. Delusional poor thing.  Well when he took his pants off, he had a ridiculously small dick; smaller than my husband. No wonder they both like Porsche cars! Well I fucked that dude silly. Even let him fuck my ass and cum on my face with his pinky dick. It just about killed me.  He couldn’t even lick a pussy properly. I should have won an Oscar for my fucking performance. I was screaming like a porn star with a monster cock up her ass. When it was finally over, I told him my husband would be in tomorrow and he would give him the price he offered for the car. And that if he didn’t, not only would his wife get the video footage from my phone of us fucking, but I’d make it viral so everyone knew what a little worthless clit stick he was sporting. Funny, he dropped the price even further!

I went home, showed my hubby the agreement for the new price I had secured for his mid life crisis toy and he was beyond impressed. He couldn’t believe that not only did I get him the Porsche, but I got it for even less than he was willing to pay. He asked me how I did it and I just said, “Honey, don’t ever  underestimate the power of persuasion with a beautiful woman.” He didn’t have to know I deviled my body with a small weenie just so he could have his dream car. But right now, I can have whatever and whomever I want because I am his idol; I did what he couldn’t do. Men and their silly sports cars. My husband might as well scream to the world, “Hey, I got money, but I also got a small dick.” But the sweet thing is, those guys with big dicks know a car like this one is overcompensation for a small dick, which means they know I need what they got.  It sometimes pays to impress your hubby….

Hot Phonesex with Brooklyn: Getting Backstage to Motley Crue

I am a total size queen so it is no surprise I’d love Motley Crue. I saw the infamous  sex tape; Tommy Lee’s cock was so big it could steer the boat. How many guys can steer a boat with their cocks? Not many. When I heard they were coming to town, I made sure to try to get tickets. I am the perfect rock groupie. Hot, sexy, know how to fuck, and totally down with being used by big cocks. Well my fucking Internet went out and when it came back on, all tickets were sold out. I couldn’t even find tixs on Stub Hub. So, I thought, if Tommy Lee just saw how hot I was, he’d make sure I got back stage and didn’t miss the final tour.  One of my tiny dick losers is a professional photographer. He’d do anything to get a glimpse of me naked. I got him to take a bunch of sexy pics of me with guitars.  What well hung rock star could resist a hot babe with a guitar? I know I am cocky, but look at me?

I went downtown to the arena they would be playing at and charmed my way into the promotions office. So I had to gang bang a few lowly clerical type guys whose cocks combined were not as big as Tommy Lee’s. I had to let 5 little losers fuck my cunt, my ass and jizz all over my face for any information. It was worth the humiliation however, to get the address and cell number of Motley Crue’s road manager. Once I had that the tough part was over; I sent  the pics to him with a plea to please find a way to get me into the concert. I waited patiently for a few days and then it happened. I got the call. Not from the  manger like I expected, but from Tommy Lee himself. He told me what a hot piece of ass I was and that he’d be honored to have me back stage. Just one little catch, I had to be open to ANYTHING.  Well duh. I told him I let 5 snot nosed pencil pushers do whatever they wanted to me just for the chance to attend  a sold out Crue show, so of course I would be the band’s groupie bitch. It would be an honor to suck, fuck, and be degraded by rock legends.

With a little perseverance and a hot body, it’s amazing what can be achieved. I can’t wait till October. I am the perfect woman  to be a groupie to a bunch of well hung rock gods.

Pussy Worshipping Phone Sex with Brooklyn: You Can Eat but You Can’t Fuck

So last night  this wealthy guy in town hired me to be his hot date for some charity bowling event in his house. Normally, I don’t do such things; sex is pleasure, not work. But $10,000 to look pretty and pose for some pictures was a no brainer. As I was getting ready to collect my money and return home, he said “Not so fast pretty lady. How would you like to double your money?” See, I knew he had a notoriously small dick. Everyone in town talks about how he overcompensates for his small pecker with fast cars, the newest gadgets, the biggest home in town… Yes, he has had some of the hottest women in town, but it’s not because of the size of his cock; it’s because of the size of his wallet. I was all prepared for him to beg me to fuck him. Lesser men certainly have begged and pleaded to get inside my hot tight cunt. I was also prepared to turn him down. Size matters to me and I have certain standards I have to live by.

But much to my surprise, he did not try to buy fuck time. He wanted to pay for the privilege of worshipping my pussy. He had heard rumors that I had the tastiest cunt in town. How sweet, and so very true. I lick my pussy juices off of big throbbing cocks, sex toys and my fingers all the time. Yummy. So, $20,000 to be eye candy and get my pussy worshipped? I was all in. He took me back to his private bowling lanes, away from his guests and the servants. He laid me down on a smooth lane and went to town on my juicy cunt. OMG. He may have a small dick, but he has a Gene Simmons tongue. That thing found my G-spot in seconds and I squirted all over his face. He then squirted in his pants poor guy. I never even touched his pecker and he came. He ate me out for hours. I swear at one point, I lost consciousness. He told me I indeed had the best tasting beaver he’d ever had the pleasure of devouring. I felt bad about being paid to be worshipped that way. I almost gave the money back. But, I’m not dumb. He can afford me.  I did, however, tell him, the next pussy worshipping session was on me. My kitty is still purring after all.

Big Things Cum in Little Packages

I left home when I was 18 and headed to Hollywood thinking I could make it in the movies. It was much harder than I thought. Good looks and a kick ass body were not all you needed.  I was broke, depressed and sitting in this little diner figuring out who I had to fuck to get a break or to get enough money to get back home.  I heard a voice say, “Why does a beautiful woman like you look so sad?” I looked up and it was Danny D aka the Penguin. Very short man, but I recognized him from Batman and a few other films. He asked if he could join me. He was around the corner filming LA Confidential and was on a coffee break. We talked for a while. He was very nice. Not conventionally handsome at all, but one of those guys that just becomes so sexy the more you talk to them. I actually felt my cunt getting wet talking to an old man I could tower over.  Turns out he had some pull with the movie, got me a job as an extra.

He was so nice, but I had nothing to repay him with but my body. At first I was like,  I shouldn’t do this. But  honestly I wanted him . I knew he was short and likely had a small cock, but I didn’t care. It took me a long time to seduce him too!! Which made me want him all the more. But, I always get my man. I got him drunk one night after filming and we went back to his trailer. I used the restroom and came back naked. After that, it didn’t take long. He was all over me. So sweet too, kept telling me how beautiful I was, that I deserved the world, to never settle for less than I deserve. When I went down to suck his cock, I got the biggest surprise ever. Huge cock. Bigger than any of the guys I had yet, and he was way shorter than any man I had fucked before. I was pleasantly surprised.  And he knew how to use it. His wife is a very lucky woman.  I would have been his mistress. I would have worshiped his cock 24/7. Seriously, huge cock, nice man, great in bed.  He was the whole package. But for him, I was just a moment of weakness. He loved his wife, no intention of messing that up. He told me I was destined for big things. He wasn’t kidding. I was destined for big things thanks to him. He is the reason I am a size queen.  I knew I was sexy, but my self esteem at 18 was not good, and he made me feel beautiful  inside and out. And, he ruined me for small cocks. That’s right men, a man likely now 2-3xs your age and half your size likely is more of a man than you will ever be!!

You cannot judge a book by its cover. Sometimes big huge throbbing thick cocks come in little packages. I still think of Danny. I often masturbate thinking of his big thick cock and how he could of been in porn!  He is hotter than Ron Jeremy and that dude is in every porn film.  Ladies, if you are a size queen like me, don’t count out the short guys, because they could be packing serious heat. And men, don’t pick on the short guys, because there is always a chance they are much more the man than you could ever dream to be. Big things can cum in small packages!

 

My Future Looks Bright with Big Cock

So I was bored today and went shopping and had lunch with one of my girlfriends. She is an earthy spiritual type and begged me to go to a palm reader with her. I was skeptical. Seems like a waste of time and money. The time I spend with some old gypsy, I could be fucking or sucking. But sometimes we make sacrifices for our best friends.  We went to this little shop that sells crystals and shit. Paid $50 each for our fortune of sorts.  She went first. Was in there for 30 minutes or so and when she came back she was ecstatic. She was babbling about how the gypsy said good things were in her future and big changes on the horizon. Pretty much non descriptive dribble as far as I was concerned.  But, I bit the bullet and took my turn. She was looking at my hand, reading the lines. Her eyes got really big and she looked at me and said, “You are a naughty woman.” I gulped a bit and thought, hmmm what is she seeing? She then said all she could see in my future was big huge cock, sex and bodily fluids. Sounds about right. Like monster cock; the kind of dicks one only sees in porn. She added with a smirk on her face, “I’m jealous.”  I asked her what the biggest dick she ever had was and she replied, “I’ve only ever had my husband’s cock and it’s about 4 inches.” I tried to stifle my laughter, but I told her,” that’s not a dick honey. Well not a dick on a grown man.” I told her I wish I could share my future with her because there is no other better feeling than having a big dick crammed in your love holes, stretching you out and making you beg.  I felt sorry for her; I really did. I mean I wouldn’t wish a pencil dick or a clit stick on my worst enemy. Women deserve sexual pleasure, even the ugly, old and fat ones. Women are superior. Pure and simple. And that alone is reason to suggest we all deserve the biggest thickest piece of meet we can get in our pussies.

I left that shop feeling sad that some women do not understand their worth; do not understand that they too deserve big cock to worship. But, I always feel very grateful that I know what a wicked hot piece of ass I am and that my future is paved with the big thick cocks I deserve. I just wish you pathetic little dick losers would get the clue and stop trying to tell me you got what I need. When I need a good laugh I will call you; when I need a hard throbbing big cock, well, I will call a real man.

A Cock So Big it Ruined My Pussy

I’m a total size queen. I will not have anything to do with you unless you have porn star worthy cock. No, that’s not exactly accurate. If you have a small package I will humiliate you, use you as my personal fluffer boy and make you clean out my cream pies. And, I will make you watch the REAL men fuck me. I had a new stud fuck me this week, who I call BIG BIG Ben. The hugest cock I have ever had. Bigger than John Holmes or Sean Michaels. Hell, bigger than a circus animal!  In fact, my pussy may be ruined for anything smaller. BIG BIG Ben fucked me so good my neighbor came to check on me because she was worried hearing all the screaming I did. He fucked my pussy raw. I had to soak in the bath tub for hours and sit on a frozen bag of peas all night. But, you know what? I can’t wait for BIG BIG Ben to fuck me again. My pussy belongs to him. And I would love nothing more than you little limp dick losers to watch what a real dick can do for a woman. Once you see how hard I come on his huge cock, you little cuckolds will understand what a real woman needs, what a real woman deserves. If I’m lucky enough to get impaled by BIG BIG Ben’s huge throbbing shaft again, you pathetic fucks will be begging to clean up my cream pie. But I need to warn you losers, when he cums, it’s a volcanic load that could drown a little bitch like you. As always, the size of your cock determines how we play. If you have a massive hammer of a cock like BIG BIG Ben, then I am your bitch, your slave! If you have a little clit stick, well then you are my BITCH and will do whatever humiliating, degrading thing I want. Even if means licking the cum out of my ruined fuck hole left by a real man. When BIG BIG Ben gives me the porn star treatment again, well you little fucktard losers need to line up because it will take a few losers to clean up his load!