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Putting My Tiny Dick Loser Hubby in His Place with Tess

cuckolding phone sex 2 girl callMy husband knows his place. He has a broke down tiny dick that can’t please a goddess like me. For our entire marriage, I have been cheating on him with big cock. He knows this; he has seen it and reaped the benefits of my well fucked pussy and ass as a cleanup bitch. Yesterday, however, he tried to change the game. Threatened to cut me off financially if I kept fucking around on him. Too late to try to have some balls in our marriage, so I enlisted my friend Tess to show my small dick loser hubby who’s in charge.

Tess showed up looking hot as always. We made my hubby think she was here to fuck him to sort of even the playing field so to speak. He is so dumb. How in the hell could he think someone as hot as Tess would be satisfied with a pathetic 3 inch clit stick? She enjoyed laughing at him for even thinking it was possible that his pin dick would get anywhere near her hot snatch. She tied him up to his office chair, stripped him naked, and wrote “Brooklyn’s Cuck” on his chest in pink lipstick. She even put him in a pair of my panties and snapped a bunch of pics of him. Tess informed him that if he even for a moment thought of cutting me off, the pics would go viral, and all his Wall street buddies would know he was a loser cuckold who can’t satisfy his wife. I love Tess.

cuckolding phone sex big titsIn fact, I was so wet watching her be a bitch in charge with my loser husband, I decided I was going to fuck Tess. I made sure to let my hubby know I preferred pussy and sex toys over his worthless pecker. We started making out. She has a delicious body. It was going to give my hubby blue balls watching two hot chicks fuck without him. Tess has beautiful big boobs. I caressed them, taking each one in my mouth to suck on. While I was playing with her perfect tits, she slid a few fingers in my pink wet cunt and started finger fucking me. She made sure to let my husband know that her fingers could fuck my pussy better than his tiny pecker. When my cunt began to drip all over her fingers, she pulled them out and smeared my juices over my hubby’s face. “Smell how excited she is for me, NOT you,” Tess quipped. She had me hotter than he ever could.

small cock humilation phone sex small dick loserWe took our show over to the couch, where Tess showed my loser husband just how much more her tongue could please me than his dick. She wasn’t lying either. You would think with his short comings, he would over compensate in the pussy eating department, but Tess licked miles around him. Didn’t take long for me to squirt all over her face. I never turned my husband’s face into a glazed donut. Tess is more of a man than my husband; she certainly eats pussy better than any man I’ve known. I of course returned the favor. I couldn’t wait to go muff diving on that tight pink snatch. I spread her puffy pussy lips and buried my tongue deep inside her. She was warm and oh so wet. My nose worked her clit as my tongue fucked her until I too had that glazed donut look. I showed my husband that Tess’s clit was bigger than his dick; how sad.

Mutual masturbation porn lesbiansOne of the many benefits of being a woman is the ability to cum and cum again. I got out my dildos, which Tess made my husband suck first to remind him that even dildos were preferable in our cunts than his shrinky dink dick. There we were on my couch, pussies spread wide, me fucking us both while my hubby watched unable to even touch himself. I made us both squirt all over him too. Tess and I spent the entire morning cumming and laughing at my husband. By the time we were done, his balls were so blue, he was hurting.  For now, thanks to Tess, he seems to understand his place again. But the question now is, do you know your place?

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Tease and Denial Phone Sex with Brooklyn

tease and denial phone sex goddess big titsEarlier this week, I was stranded in traffic for over an hour. A bad accident had me at a standstill. Luckily for me, there was a handsome stranger in the SUV next to me.  I decided to tease him. Started with flashing my boobs. He was shifting around and giving me gestures to suggest he wanted to see more of me. Before long, I was naked, with my legs spread and toying with my pussy to drive him wild. I was hoping he would show me his cock. He was teasing me as much as I was teasing him. Traffic started moving, but I wanted to see his damn cock.  I wrote my number on my hand and held it up for him.

He texted me within minutes. Gave me his condo address. I drove there instead of going home. I had a wet pussy and I wanted fucked.  He was so tall; I knew his cock would be big. When we got inside his apartment,  we went right into his bedroom. I gave him a show on his bed. I couldn’t take it any longer. I begged him to fuck me. When he unzipped his pants I saw a hard cock, but a pathetically average one at that. I couldn’t fuck him. He saw the look on my face. He asked me what was wrong. I explained that for his height I was just expecting more. He was maybe 5 inches hard. Like many men I have sadly encountered, he thought 5 inches was more than enough to make me feel good.

I had to put him in his place. I denied that cock. No way was 5 inches enough for me. I pulled out my dildo that is always in my purse  and made him watch as I fucked myself with it. My dildo was 9 inches and coke bottle thick. He kept trying to stroke his dick. I told him if he was a good boy I would take care of him, but ladies cum first. Of course I was lying. I don’t waste my time with inadequate equipment.  I made my cunt cum hard watching him squirm. I made him suck my dildo clean. His cock was hard, his balls blue.  I told him to lay on the bed, I just had to freshen up.

I imagine he realized what has going on when he heard the door shut. I left him alone, frustrated, with cum filled balls. Not my problem. If you don’t have the minimum 8 inches of thick meat I need, I will tease and deny you too.

Cuckolding Phone Sex with Brooklyn: My Personal Pussy Trainer

Cuckolding Phone Sex size queen milfI was at the gym today starting my New Year’s resolution of getting into better shape. I look great, but we can always look better, right? I hired a personal trainer, well my husband hired him for me. So, I knew that meant he got me a stud to fuck. My husband always finds the best hung guys for me. I wore a cute little work out outfit. I was ready for big cock. My trainer Ben was really cute too. Bonus. But he was wearing spandex shorts. You can tell what religion a guy is in those. And, you can get a good measure of their manhood.

My trainer appeared to be seriously lacking in the manhood department. WTF? My husband hired me a tiny dick loser? I was all worked up too. I wanted to fuck. But no amount of sexual frustration would make me fuck a small cock. Ben was getting frisky while training me. Touching my ass, making comments about how good I look. I tried to pull the married card, but my husband already told him I was a slut. I had to have a come to Jesus talk with him. I very nicely explained that I need big cock, and he was not hiding anything in those spandex shorts, so I knew he was not good enough for my pussy.

He stood up, pulled down his shorts, removed a jock strap and revealed a hidden anaconda. My husband does know me. He does love me. I have never been so pleasantly surprised. Well, I did what I do best. I sucked his cock, getting it even bigger. Felt like a tree trunk in my mouth. That meant it would feel even better in my cunt. The room we were in was covered in mirrors, so it was very hot to watch him pound my pussy. His cock gave my pussy a much needed work out. Ben is now my personal pussy trainer.

I came home to my husband and thanked him by setting my cum filled pussy on his face to clean up. He loves tasting a real man in me.  You know you would be honored to eat my cream pie!

Happy New Year with Cock Control from Brooklyn

I want to wish all the fuckalicious callers out there, a Happy New Year. I declare 2015 the year of cock control.  Regardless if you have a cock or a clit stick, all men need to learn that the only one that should control their dick, is a woman. I mean we are superior. We are gorgeous.  We do deserve pleasure before you. All the foxy freaks here at Fuckalicious deserve orgasms before you.  If you are a worthless sissy fairy fag with a bean for a dick, then you don’t deserve to cum at all. In cases of pin dick losers, I control your cock completely. I may put it in panties; I may put it in a cage; I may slap some diapers on it; I will definitely laugh at it; I may even trample on it with some pretty high heels;  and I will certainly deny it. So, if you have less than the 8 inches I required to allow into my perfect pussy, I will definitely control what you do with your sad excuse for a manhood.

Now, cock control applies to you well endowed boys too. I find that many of you big dick men think that size is all that it takes to please a woman. You stick it in, rabbit fuck us for a few minutes and shoot your load. Now, a few minutes of heaven may be all fine and dandy for some women, but not any woman worth keeping. Not any goddess like me. That is where my cock control comes in to play. You need to learn how to properly use your instrument for MY pleasure. Cock control may include guided masturbation instruction or tease and denial games, even a little edge play to help you learn some self control; learn how to last. It could include a little sensual domination or pussy worshiping to make sure you put my orgasms above your own. I don’t care if you have 2 inches or 12 inches, if you do not know a woman cums first, you are not a man.

Cock control is needed by many men. You are hedonistic creatures that often can’t put your dick down long enough to think about how to make a woman cum.

Naughty Secretary Phone Sex: Sissy Training Holiday Party

I have a part time office job. I don’t have to work. I don’t even enjoy working, but this office job is unique. I am paid really good money to simply give “dicktation.” I have no real skills. But, when you can deepthroat massive cocks, you find yourself in high demand. So many women just can’t swallow a huge shaft. Since I am a total size queen and won’t get out of bed for less than 8 thick inches, many well hung corporate executives need my special skill set to get through a grueling work week. I have been the big cock blowjob secretary at an all male law office for a few years now. The smallest cock in the firm is 10 inches; so I would work for free, but I am not going to complain about a 6 figure income a year to suck real men off.

Every year they throw a wicked wild holiday party. They hire male strippers, bring in a celebrity chef and bartender for catering, even hire a few pretty whores to help entertain the guests. Besides the whores and myself, it is an all male, all well hung party. No sissies or tiny dick losers allowed. Well this year’s party was the kinkiest ever. Somehow, two tiny dick losers snuck in. I guess they had huge wallets and thought that would make up for having clit sticks. My bosses recognized that I am too hot as were the hired whores to service anyone with less than 8 inches. No amount of money will make me lower my standards.

Being the mean size queen I am, I suggested we sissify the girls who failed to measure up. I love humiliating tiny dick losers, especially ones who do not know their place. The rented whores joined me. We got them all prettied up and made them suck off the male strippers. Dressed them like pretty sissy Santa sluts.  Even had them bend over and take it in the ass by the real men. I  put on my big red strap on and fucked them like the  sissies they were. The strippers enjoyed humiliating  the sissy fairy fags too because they thought they were better than the rest of us simply because they had money. At this office holiday party, big cock was the only thing that mattered. Last year’s party I was sucking big dick and getting fucked. I did enjoy some of the hot hung strippers, but I spent most of the party training the new sissies to suck cock and take it in their back door pussies like good sluts. Even made them  drink cumnog! Got to get sissies hooked on cum early on in their training.

Even though the office Christmas party was different this year, it was still wicked kinky fun. Only thing I enjoy as much as a big hard cock in my holes, is putting tiny dick losers in their place!

Queen of the Queers Sissy Fairy Fag Spreading Holiday Cheer and Giggles

I feel sissy, oh so faggy
I feel pansy and dickless and gay
And I pity any fairy who isn’t owned by a Goddess tonight

I feel pretty, oh so pretty
It’s so sissy how pretty I feel
I’m so sissy that I hardly believe that I’m real

See the sissy girl in that mirror there
Who can that fairy fag be
Such a pretty face, such a sissy dress
Such a girly smile, such a faggy me

I feel stunning and entrancing
Feel like prancing and dancing for joy
For I’m owned by my pretty, wonderful Queen

Look at Goddess Levi’s precious little Sissy Fairy Fag? Pathetic beyond words, right?  As much as I want to shame this silly dickless little girl, I have to give her some props for her charitable heart. She clearly is ALL girl. She spread Christmas joy to the elderly recently with little holiday goody bags. She was Santa’s Fairy elf.  I do love a sissy with a heart. I mean she can’t give back in the sack right? I’m sure Santa has not even seen a package as small as hers, so it is a good thing it’s hidden under all her ruffles and frills.

Personally, I think she is the Queen of Sissy Fairy Fags. My sissies have someone to aspire to be. Goddess Levi’s Sissy Fairy Fag is so pretty in her lace and frills. I can just hear the laughter of the men and women in that old folks home as she skipped and pranced around spreading holiday joy. We all know she spread laughter and pity too. And, I bet she spread her little back door pussy too. She is a total whore, a real sissy slut.

Join me in making fun of the Queen Queer. Trust me nothing YOU do could be more sissy and faggy than what she does. Dresses up like Shirley Temple, sings little ditties, skips and prances and preens, sits in poopy panties and all in public for our amusement. Bet you don’t feel so faggy now for sucking cock and taking a load of jizz up your ass do you? You will never be as pathetic nor as queer as Sissy Fair Fag.

It’s National Ding a Ling Day. How Do You Measure Up?

It is National Ding a Ling Day. How do you measure up? Ding a Lings come in all colors, shapes and sizes. Now I don’t care what color a ding a ling is, but I do care about its size. Size matters. I only want to play with your ding a ling if it is big! Since today is about celebrating ding a lings, only the biggest and best ones get honored. Those of you with itty bitty ding a lings get humiliated. I am all about naked line ups to separate the men from the sissies.

I will line those ding a lings up from the biggest to the smallest, laughing at the small ones, and praising the big ones. Those big thick manly ding a lings get to fuck me. Put their huge cocks in my perfect pink pussy and ass. Nothing says thank you better to a big ding a ling than a hot, wet, tight cunt. Now if your ding a ling is not worthy, well , nothing says your worthless better than a pair of little girl panties and a good hard laugh. That’s right boys, if you have a string and two silver bells where a cock belongs, then hide that pathetic thing behind a pair of cotton panties. Nobody wants to see it. Oh me bad. No one can see it anyway!

If you want me to play with your ding a ling, then you better be confident that it is worthy of a Goddess. I am not happy to see you unless you  are packing at the very least 8 solid inches of hard, throbbing ding a ling. So don’t give me any bullshit about it being National Ding a Ling Day and I should celebrate all ding a lings. It doesn’t work that way because obviously not all ding a lings are created equal. You can celebrate your tiny ding a ling with YOUR hands, all alone in your bedroom like the tiny dick loser you are. But my hands won’t even give you a wave for less than 8 inches.

So show me your ding a lings. The size of your ding a ling determines how we celebrate the day! You could be celebrating in my sweet perfect pussy, or you could be celebrating in pink panties or even a diaper. Let the celebration process begin. Send me your pics and let me determine if you have a cock, or just a cute little toy.

Sissy Training Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Fitting Room Rendezvous

I have a new sissy in training. I’ve got her looking like the pretty girl she was born to be. I mean she was born with a clit stick, not a cock. From the moment I met her, I knew she was just born in the wrong body. Just because she could not fuck me, did not mean she did not have a role in my world. So, I have been grooming her to be my newest sissy. Today, she dressed herself for my approval. When she picked me up for our shopping trip, she looked gorgeous. She had been paying attention to me in regards to how a whore applies makeup, dresses, styles her hair and does her nails. The true test would be if she could convince others she was a true pretty girl.

We went into Victoria Secret and immediately all eyes were on us. Well, most eyes were on me. But my sissy caught the eye of a pretty handsome man. Now, I have been teaching her how to suck cock too, but technically she is a virgin still. She has only sucked dildos and the like. I gave her a sissy assignment. I instructed her to go find something sexy to try on, and get that guy into the dressing room with her. I wanted her to give her first official blowjob. She did exactly as she was told. As a sissy trainer, I was so proud. I followed them into the dressing room, got myself in the room next door and stood on the seat to look over. I had to watch her give her first blowjob!

I was shocked that she did not seem nervous at all. She was on her knees with his cock out. It was a much bigger dick than I thought by looking at him. I was a little jealous.  Her pretty polished hands grabbed his cock and guided it into her  mouth. She sucked his rod like she had been swallowing dicks for decades. My sissy was making me wet, not just proud. I guess I made some noise as I was rubbing one out watching her pop her mouth cherry. The dude looked up and caught me spying. He wasn’t  upset, but turned on. Told me to get my hot ass on over. I joined them, put the occupied sign on the door and told sissy to guide that nice cock into my cunt.

I twat blocked her lol. If he had a shrinky dink like she did, he would have been all hers, but I am a greedy whore when it comes to a big dick. But she is an obedient sissy, and acted like the perfect fluffer. She got him good and hard for me right there in that fitting room, and he fucked me hard and fast. Dumped a huge load of cum in my greedy cunt. Since my sissy did so well snagging a well hung stud and giving her first BJ, I let her clean my pussy up. I don’t think that stud knew what hit him lol. He was clueless about Sissy’s true nature.

We all walked out of that dressing room together. Both me and Sissy had smeared lipstick on our faces and our well hung stranger had a shit eating happy grin. Sissy gave her first BJ, I got a hot quickie with a real man, a stranger had his cock rocked, and Victoria Secret got almost a grand of Sissy’s money as she bought us both some sexy treats. Not a bad afternoon.

Serve Your Goddess

He said he wanted to fuck me. Said he knew how to please and treat a Goddess like me.  Then he took his clothes off. I laughed for hours. I mean seriously how in the world did he think he could fuck me with such a small dick? My Ken doll as a wee one had a better package than the live man standing naked before me. He looked bewildered that I was not impressed with what was between his legs.  I went into my bedroom, came back with a pair of pink frilly panties and my favorite dildo. I made him hold the dildo next to his worthless pecker. I asked him which was bigger. He had to admit reluctantly that my toy was 4 times the man he was. I tossed him a pair of my panties and order him to put them on. Something smaller than my clit belongs in panties.

I then instructed him to clean my house. You wanna please a Goddess like me, well you better fucking be willing to do anything. Like scrubbing my bathroom toilet and floor with your tongue while wearing a pink pair of my panties. I can find a place in my world even for the sorriest excuse for a man. If you don’t have at least 8 solid inches of hard thick man meat, then get rid of any hopes of fucking me. My cunt and my ass are for real mean only.

But don’t fret, I will find a place for you just like I did for my newest pin dick loser. I know I am a goddess and I get that you just want to share the same space with my perfect body. But my body is too perfect for the likes of you, so put on your big girl panties and let’s find a way to make you useful. You will serve your Goddess somehow.

Size Queen Brooklyn

So, a sissy wannabe sent me some pictures of her for public shaming. First, I was like why should I bother when she has never called me. But then I was like the what the fuck, I love humiliating tiny dick losers. And this one has a wife who obviously is a size queen, she just isn’t a dominate bitch yet like me. I have no problem letting my husband know I am going out to get a real man. Hell, I fuck real men in front of him all the time.  But this sissy, Samantha, only recently discovered that her wife has been whoring around on the Internet looking for big cock. See guys don’t delude yourself. Size matters. Some women just prefer to save your feelings and get what they need discreetly. I on the other hand, have no problem being vocal about my needs. I need big cock. I will have big cock. Life is too short not to be sexually satisfied. And this poor sissy’s wife has to be one sexually frustrated woman looking at that pathetic little thing. Good for her for saying enough is enough, or not enough in the case of her husband’s dick!

At least this sissy knows she belongs in panties. I feel sorry for all the women out there stuck with husbands like Samantha. No way she can satisfy a sexy woman. I bet she can’t even please her hand. Women stuck with pin dick pathetic husbands need to take control and get a real man for their bedroom.  Sissy husband’s like Samantha belong in the house cleaning and taking care of household things, they never belong in the bedroom.  Small dick husbands are really more like pets. My husband doesn’t share my bed with me. We have separate bedrooms. I also have a large pet bed for him. That is where he lays when I am entertaining a real man in my bedroom.  I think Samantha’s wife needs a pet bed for her, because it is clear from this picture that she can’t give her any sexual pleasure.

Send me all the pics you want sissy boys and tiny dick losers, but be forewarned, I will use them for my amusement and to empower other women to be a dominant size queen like me.  If you can’t fuck me, you very well better amuse me.