I get horny all the time. Now, usually I can go out and pick up a guy or girl with no problem. But today, I was shut in from a major storm. There is only so much TV watching and pork rind eating a chick can do to pass the time. I had to get fucked. It was very clear from the monsoon and tornado warning, I was not going out to get fucked, and I doubt I could get someone to come fuck me. It was time to get creative. I have these French doors throughout my loft with these door knobs I have eying for awhile now. I like to put things in my ass to get off. I prefer a cock, yes or even a dildo, but sometimes I get experimental and/or desperate. Today I was both. I decided I was going to get that door knob in my ass. All I had to do was put some lube on it, and back my ass up. Simple, right? No so much. I was out of any lube. Not sure how that happened; I usually carry enough lube to supply all the tight ends on a football team.
I didn’t even have any Vaseline. But, I did have some Chapstick in my purse. I took it out and I rubbed it all over the door knob and the put some on my ass. My finger slid up my ass easily with my Chapstick lube, so I decided I was ready for my date with that ornate door knob. I bent over, spread my ass cheeks and backed right on to it like it was a throbbing cock. My makeshift lube and my horniness too k over and I got that door knob in my ass. I just started rocking back and forth on it and in seconds my cock was hard. Within minutes I was spraying a load all over my chest and face. When I get horny, I got to take care of it, or I can’t think straight. I do masturbate daily, several times a day, but I also try to get cock once a day too. Just sometimes like today, it isn’t meant to be. But that door knob certainly turned out to be a decent fuck.
By the time I was done cleaning my jizz off myself, the sun was coming out and the monsoon had subsided somewhat. I thought, why not go try to get laid. I put on a sexy little number, and headed out. But, my front steps were covered in earthworms from the storm and those things freak me the fuck out. No way was I stepping on them in my expensive leather boots. I marched right back inside, lubed that door knob up with the remaining Chapstick and fucked my ass some more. I had a few hard cums. Coming always give me the munchies too. Good thing I had some pork rinds left.
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