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Bisexual Phone Sex with Vinny: Impromptu Threesome

I went to Costa Rica last month  to relax and enjoy the beach. I am such a beach whore. The feel of sand in my toes and water crashing around me, definitely puts me in a mood. I decided to take a little excursion off the beaten path and happened upon this beautiful secluded area with a private waterfall and all sorts of big rocks to sun myself on. Well, I took off my swimsuit and claimed a rock for my own. As I was lying there in my private paradise, I started rubbing my pussy. I was deep in thought, creaming all over my fingers, totally oblivious to the fact that two strapping young men were watching me. Apparently, they caught my whole act and were quite aroused. Now, they were hot boys and from their swim suits I could tell very well endowed. Robin Williams use to joke that the beauty of a Speedo was that you could what religion a man was in them.  I had two circumcised well hung men in my private oasis. This was going to be fun.

They both came over to me and started rubbing on my body. Their strong hands felt so good, so powerful. They moved over my breasts, across my firm belly and down to my eager pussy mound. One focused on my clit while the other slid two fingers deep in my pink, wet cunt. My back arched immediately and my chest started heaving. I was in a heightened state of arousal. I came hard on their fingers. A good orgasm always makes me more horny and I just had two terrific cums. I sat up on the rock and pulled their cocks out that were busting out of those little banana hammocks. I stroked them simultaneously as I began to pull them closer to my mouth. When they realized I was attempting to put their cocks both in my mouth they seemed hesitant. Really? Guys need to relax over this shit. We are ALL bisexual when it comes to sexual pleasure. I told them to relax, I was a professional. I guided both cocks into my mouth until I had a double decker blow job going on. Two hard big cocks on top of each other in my mouth. I made them both cum at the same time and took a face load of hot jizz, which I gobbled up.

I then told them to kiss each other and rub on each other. They seemed like putty in my hands at this point. Everyone wants to see two women get it on, but I think it’s pretty hot to watch two beautiful men going at it like rabbits.  I gave them a little nudge, then started rubbing my cunt again. They got the idea pretty quick. I sat there with my pussy spread wide masturbating watching them stroke each others cocks. Two strong hands going up and down two big shafts made me come over and over and over again.  I wanted those cocks in me, but I wanted to continue with their bisexual exploration so I said I wanted them both in my cunt at the same time. Cock on top of cock, balls on top of balls, fucking my tight wet pussy. The friction of cock on cock made them both explode deep inside my pussy. They took turns cleaning my cream pie too. That’s right, they licked their cum out of my cunt. Then they snowballed each other with it while I finished myself off watching.

They let me snap a picture of them with my cell. I look at this pic often and masturbate for hours thinking of that hot random threesome on the beach with two handsome studs. I hope I opened their eyes a bit to the joys of bisexuality.  Can I open yours?

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Vinny: Granny’s Vintage Vibrators

My granny passed away last year, and the estate finally settled so I can now prepare her house to sell. I have been going over there a little every week and sorting through things to keep in the family and things to put up for auction. Last night, I was in attic and found a box labeled “private.” Granny was a pretty conservative woman, very religious, so I figured this might be a collection of Bibles or religious figurines. Quite the contrary. It was a box of vibrators.  At least 30 vibrators still in their original boxes as Granny was meticulous.  These were old school vibrators by the boxes, many from the 1920s. Certainly these were of value. I have quite the collection of masturbation toys myself, so I was pretty impressed that my 90 year old devout Catholic grandma diddled herself regularly. She was widowed all my life and I never even knew her to have a gentleman friend. Well this explained why she still seemed happy! She knew about the art of self pleasure.

I took the box home with me and did some research. I consider myself a sex toy connoisseur; maybe it is genetic? I called up the Vintage Vibrator Museum and described all my wonderful discoveries. The lady I spoke to said I had a goldmine of vibrators worth quite a lot of money seeing how they were are still in the original packaging.  There was a vibrator called the “Arnold Massager” from 1915 that the vibe expert I spoke to says was rumored to have been a favorite of Mark Twain and his wife. But the one that caught my eye was the 1952 Niagara Hand Unit, which offered the possibility of  both “internal and external stimulation.” The Niagara Hand Unit was even endorsed by Good Housekeeping and a guarantee stamp appears on the bottom of the controller. As I was picturing all these horny repressed housewives of the 50s exploring their bodies with The Niagara Hand Unit, I got horny and decided to try it. Bulkier and not as phallic as today’s sex toys, but gave me a nice hard cum. Smooth metal on my clit and in my cunt, combined with thoughts of my granny treating herself to the art of self love, gave me an intense cum. An orgasm is the best gift we can give ourselves.

Granny even had one of the first traditional vibrators marketed as a sex toy called the “Personal Vibrator.” It requires batteries, has a sleek, streamlined style designed for internal use and has the iconic, bullet shape which is what I  think of first when I hear the word “vibrator”. I tried that one out in Granny’s attic before I came home as I was so turned on. Put Granny’s vibe on my clit and exploded in seconds. I have spent the entire morning trying out my granny’s vibrators and peppering in a few of my own for comparison. These vintage vibes hold up well and are still in mint working condition. I have cum so much today, but I am not done yet. My Granny’s private collection of vibrators may be of quite some monetary value, despite their recent use on my pussy, but I don’t think I can part with them. I somehow feel closer to her now knowing she did not deny her womanly needs. I have been masturbating since I could walk. And I hope like my Granny, will be loving on myself until I am 90!

I can’t wait to see what other goodies may be lurking in Granny’s house. But, her vibrator collection will not be sold for money. I’m keeping it in the family. It belongs with me and my horny clan. In fact, I can’t wait to share her collection with others in my family. Some items are just too valuable to leave the family. Perhaps you would like to join me in some mutual masturbation phone sex? I have 22 vintage vibes, plus my own extensive sex toy collection to choose from for our call. I love getting my callers off, but I also love getting off with them too. I know you wanna hear me cum.

Virgin Phone Sex Challenge

I have never had a problem getting a man in my bed. I mean look at me I am a hot and sexy woman. Kinky beyond belief and not looking to tie anyone down. What man wouldn’t want hot fucking sex with a gorgeous woman and no strings? Makes my pussy wet just thinking about it. But there is always this one guy I guess and I finally ran into him. I have been trying to get him in my bed for almost six months now. The more he runs and doesn’t respond the harder I try. I refused to give up. I tried everything provocative clothes, no clothes. Teasing, straight up assault. Nothing and I mean nothing worked. I thought he was gay but he never went out with other men. In fact he didn’t seem to have interest in any one or anything in particular. Finally he confessed that he has an extreme fear of beautiful woman. He doesn’t know why but it brings him to the point of severe anxiety. Sometimes he can’t even breath when I am around it is so bad. He admitted that he secretly masturbates to the idea of giving in to my advances but that he just can’t bring himself to it. In fact he is a virgin thanks to this phobia. Curious I looked it up and it is indeed a medical phobia. It is called  venustraphobia or caligynephobia and according to all I have read it is caused by low self esteem. So now I am on a mission reading as much as I can about this. He will not be the first man ever to slip through my fingers and the idea of taking his virginity has given me a renewed sense of purpose.

 

Good Little Boys

It makes me so happy when you listen to mommy like a good little boy. You know how much mommy hates to punish her little man. Do you remember a few weeks ago when you decided to stay at your friend’s house playing video games instead of coming home to help mommy with cleaning up the house. You know mommy works so hard to keep such a nice, clean room over your head. You made me so mad that I had no choice but to spank you. You remember don’t you? I slung you over my knee and spanked your ass raw. You cried but I know that you know that it was the only way to get my message across. Your poor little cock was so hard; I could feel it rubbing up against my leg. As much as I wanted to make my boy feel better after that brutal assault, you know that only good little boys get to cum. 

My Erotic Hypnosis Phone Sex

 

No matter how much I tried to convince him that it would be fun to invite the neighbor girl into our bed for the night, he just wasn’t hearing it. I spent a whole month trying to talk him into my kinky plan and he was animatedly against it. So I started doing a little research on the art of hypnosis. The first thing I did was subliminal messages. I made a recording of suggestions and played it while he slept for several weeks. Then I got more aggressive. Convincing him that it was just a game and couldn’t possibly work, he went along with my little hypnosis session. I didn’t know if it would work myself but I was so set on having this little hottie from next door in bed with us that it was worth a shot. I set everything up just like it said to in the books I had been reading and began the session. It worked like a charm and that night when I suggested we invite her over he was all for it. I had so much fun with her in our bed. She sucked his cock like a pro and I came almost instantly when she put her lips to my pussy. It seems that he enjoyed it more then he knew because now he is the one inviting her over several times a week. In fact he just isn’t as good in the sack without her there. Soon I will hypnotize him again and make some other kinky suggestions. I rather like this form of control.

The Early Days

Sometimes I can’t help day dreaming back to the days when my love for the girls morphed into the wonderful mother daughter incest p relationship that we all enjoy today. I was struggling to make ends meet on what I could bring in. So when the I saw a show about little ones participating in beauty pageants.  I got the bright idea that the girls could model and it would be some extra money. My girls are very pretty if I do say so myself. So I went on line and began to research the modeling industry for young girls. It is funny how technology can lure you in and tempt you, awakening desires that you never knew you had. With every link that I clicked on this site, the pictures got more and more alluring until finally it was just perverse. Yet I could not look away and the stirring between my legs was undeniable. When the girls got home from school I found myself looking at them differently and I couldn’t deny how much it turned me on. Bath time that night was the most arousing, and at the same time shameful. I shouldn’t be looking at their tight bald twats and imagining my mouth on them. Or how it would feel to pull their little nipples into my mouth. After tucking them in and kissing them good night, my panties were soaking wet and it was all I could to to get to my room and close the door before falling on the floor and fucking myself with their images in my head. It all started that day and night and we have not looked back since. I can’t wait for the next chapter, when they get boyfriends and I get to try young cock too.

Hot Phonesex with Sheila: The Scent of a Woman

Hot phonesex is what I need right now. Being a trophy wife is tough work. I got up early this morning and got a mani/pedi and a massage. My husband paid for it of course. I am now at home bored and horny as hell. Sure I could be doing domesticated goddess stuff, but look at me? I am way too hot to clean. My stepsons are working, my husband is out of town as usual, but that doesn’t mean I can’t satisfy my cock craving.  This afternoon there will be a handsome rugged landscaper boy working on the lawn. I plan to have him work on my lawn too. I think I am going to masturbate until then and watch some porn. I bet you need to get off hard too. Mutual masturbation sounds so good right now.

 What stud wouldn’t want to fuck me or help me get off? I’m gorgeous. I’m such a hot MILF. I even have some pussy fur to remind guys I am not some little coed, but a grown ass woman. Real women have fur. I love running my fingers through my own pussy fur. And I love to see it wet and covered with cum, both mine and yours! And don’t get me started on how good it smells after being fucked for hours. That my boys, is the scent of a woman. You know what I mean don’t you? My body is a playground for men. Big beautiful boobs, nice hairy snatch, perfect round tight ass. I get hot just describing myself. I know I am way hotter than any school girl. And, I am certain I can fuck and suck better than any college coed. I’m going to play with my pussy all morning and it get it good and ripe so when my strapping lawn boy arrives he can smell my eager wet cunt. I know he will appreciate the scent of a woman. Bet you would too!

 

Closet Kinks

You never know just how kinky a man can really be until you give him the chance. My son has always had issues with Math, but with college fast approaching I can’t let anything risk his admission to the University of Maryland. I was more than happy to come to a mutual agreement with with him… a descent grade for my son in exchange for a classy evening with me. It was a surprisingly pleasant evening, with a nice meal and an even more pleasant time in the bedroom. It was amazing the way he held my wrists down and ran his tongue over my pert nipples. The feeling of his fingers skillfully slipping between my wet folds and teasing me to the brink was better than I could have ever imagined. He teased me mercilessly until I was practically begging for sweet, sweet release. I can only hope that he was as pleased with my complacency as I was with him… and that we can pleasure each other again.

GILF Phone Sex with Star: I’ve Been Twat Blocked

So today, I was talking with a younger guy I was trying to pick up. He actually told me that MILFS are yesterday’s news. All the rage today is a GLIF: a grandmother I’d love to fuck. I was like, what the fuck? Why would you want some old bitch when you could have me? I’m in my sexual prime and fucking gorgeous. He said GILFS are like a fine wine, they just get better with age. I then said, what is so special about your GILF? He began telling me all about granny Star who he has been banging for years. He went on and on about the joys of being with her. Not gonna lie, my ego took a beating. Let me see if I can remember a few of the million reasons he prefers this old bitch to me.

  • You can’t get her pregnant, so he can bare back her pussy and ass!
  • She’s been sucking cock longer than he has been alive.
  • She has her own money, so she spoils him and picks up the tab. This saves his money for beer.
  • She doesn’t want a relationship.
  • The only game she plays is strip poker.
  • She’s a sure thing.
  • She has taught him things with her decades of sexual experience.
  • She has her own life so she doesn’t need his constant attention.
  • She lets him cum on her tits and face and doesn’t find it degrading.
  • She is confident so they fuck with the lights on and have threesomes.
  • She has no taboos about the ass.
  • Years of yoga has made her very flexible. She can fuck in any position.
  • She is discreet. Happy to be his dirty little secret.
  • She swallows.
  • Age has taught her not to have any hang-ups so she never says no.
  • She grew up in the glory days of porn, so she’ll watch with him and get off too.
  • She only fucks for sexual pleasure, so no need to snuggle or spoon with her or stay the night.
  • She fucks and plays with his ass and knows that doesn’t make him a fag.
  • She understands a thong does not equal lingerie. She has all sorts of sexy outfits for him too to peel off her rock hard body.
  • All she needs to be happy is a hard cock that works. She could care less about size.
  • She doesn’t care about his job or his education level.
  • She doesn’t have a husband.
  • She lets him play with her granddaughters.

Guess older is better. Got to step up my game, because her milkshake brings all the cocks to the block. Wonder if she eats pussy?

Appreciation

I work way to damn hard to keep my body toned and tight to let just anybody have it. You see this tight, toned ass? That takes time and a lot of effort to maintain. You’re worth it though baby, I know you appreciate everything I do to make myself look good for you. I know you appreciate how round and toned my ass is when it’s wiggling and teasing you from the bed. I can see how hard it makes your cock when I slip my dressing gown off and you can see every inch of smooth, tan flesh. My favorite reaction of yours is when I’m on my knees taking your thick cock all the way down the back of my throat… the way your cock twitches as I slip one hand down my smooth stomach and into the slick folds of my wet cunt. I wish you would come to appreciate me more often.