Guys are often surprised to hear that I am a BBW phone sex slut. Anytime I meet a new guy the first question is usually, “Are they real?” Then the second question is inquiring about what I do for a living. I am not ashamed of talking dirty for a living. I fancy myself a therapist of sorts. I help keep families together by giving men what the women in their lives cannot. I offer no limits, no taboos, non judgmental phone fun. If you are married and calling me, it is because either your wife is no longer blowing your cock or you have a hot little fetish you can’t share with her. You can share all your dirty secrets with me. A guy told me this morning that he likes toilet slaves. He wants a girl to piss her panties for him, even drink his hot golden nectar. I have been pissed on before. Look at my big tits? There is not anything that has not graced these beauties. I told him he could pee on me, if I could pee on him. We had ourselves a pissing party. It was hot in more ways than one! I can be your phone sex therapist too. Nothing shocks me, well nothing yet at least. Maybe you will be the first to shock me!
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Naughty Neighbor Phone Sex Car Wash
Naughty neighbor phone sex is so much fun, on the phone and in person. I have a hot new neighbor I fucked last week. I was hoping for round two but he keeps insisting he is a married man and it could only happen once. I was not buying that. Men can’t resist my sexy curves and big tits; so I decided to tempt him a little. I put on a bikini top and way too short shorts and washed my car right in front of his window. Of course I made sure to turn the hose on me, soaking my body. But what really teased the fuck out of him was using my big boobs to wash my car. He came out of the house with wood in his shorts asking to help me wash my car. His wife was home, so he couldn’t fuck me on the hood of my car like I wanted. But, as soon as she went to Starbucks for her morning fix, he was in my house fucking me hard up against my foyer wall. I had so much fun. He shot a huge load of cum in my pussy. I pulled my wet shorts back on. We were back out washing my car when she came back with drinks for us all. Nice lady, but delusional if she trusts her husband with a sexy BBW like me.
Adventures in BBW Phone Sex Babysitting
Adventures in BBW phone sex babysitting would be the title of my porn movie if I was to make one. Now that brats are home for the summer, I can pick up extra money babysitting to supplement my summer fun. I was watching this little brat last night who was driving me crazy so I locked him in his bedroom with video games. His folks had a pretty nice bar. It was under lock and key, but I picked the lock and helped myself. The man of the house came home early and found me tipsy, playing with my pussy watching an old sex tape I found of him and the wife. Turns out it wasn’t his wife. I couldn’t see faces. He thought he had hid it well. Apparently not. He also thought I was blackmailing him, but I wasn’t. I hate his wife. She is a royal cunt. Always telling me I need to make better eating choices. Eat me bitch. Turns out her husband doesn’t like her much either, but she would take half of everything because of California law, so he just has side bitches. He asked me if I wanted to be one. Hell yes. I saw the video. He was hung like a horse. He checked on his brat, then got an ETA on the ball and chain. When the coast was clear, he whipped out his sexy married cock so I could show him how much better a sexy BBW sucks dick than a skinny bitch wife. He deep throated me on the couch. I actually gagged. I never gag. He wanted me on top, so I rode his cock making all sorts of sexy noises. I was a little naughty. I may have accidentally hit his wife’s number on his cell that was on the table next to us. He was so lost in the feel of my plump pussy, he couldn’t hear his wife’s muffled yelling over the phone. Told you I hate that cunt. I got a pussy full of cum, my money and left. When she kicks him to the curb, I suspect I will have the pleasure of his cock more often.
A Tip for the Babysitter
BBW phone sex with Gabrielle
It’s no secret that I am a curvy girl. Most men believe it or not like a little meat on their women. For that reason alone I get a lot of attention from the guys. Just imagine if they only knew everything this healthy big girl is capable of. I can suck a cock down my throat without hesitation. I have an appetite for big thick meat. And my only agenda is to stuff my mouth full of it. Once you get a good feel for my mouth and how hard and rough I like it. You can take it down to my plump juicy cunt. Where I will wrap my legs around your waist. Trapping your cock deep inside of my warm pussy walls. Letting you feel my every muscle clench down on your pulsating cock. Making you want to cum almost instantly upon entrance. Felling my sweet juices drip down your shaft onto your balls. And that is only the very tip of the iceberg. Imagine a whole night with me. Can you handle it?
Naughty Neighbor Phone Sex Threesome
Naughty neighbor phone sex is so much fun. Especially if you live next door to a sexy BBW like me! My new neighbors are swingers. To be honest, I didn’t know swingers still existed. Well, I didn’t know hot ones did. In all the 70’s porn, they were pretty hot looking couples despite the hairy privates. But when you watch shows like Real Sex and they highlight swingers, they are all old and frumpy. My neighbors are Scandinavian. She is a tall blonde goddess. He is not to shabby himself. I have been spying on them since they moved in. They may be nudists too. Once in the house, they rarely have clothes on. I am a bi girl. To me, they are the best couple for me to hook up with because she could make a dead man cum and he has a porn star cock. I decided to put on my bikini, flaunt my curves and introduce myself. They were very friendly. Invited me in for brunch and mimosas. I had one too many drinks and blurted out that I wanted a threesome. They weren’t shocked or even put off by my disclaimer. They took off their clothes, then took off mine too. The husband watched as his hot blonde wife and I rubbed our big tits all over each other. He started jerking his dick when I ate out his wife’s wet bald pussy. She tasted amazing. I guess my big ass swaying at him was too much to take. I felt his hard cock slide into my pussy from behind, pushing me deeper into his wife’s honey pie. My big tits were bouncing on her thighs from the impact of a 11 inch dick. Before long, I was bouncing on his cock reverse cowgirl so his pretty wife could rub my clit. She wanted me to cum on her husband’s cock so she could suck my love juice of his rod. We fucked all day long. Been fucking daily ever since. I am going to love my new neighbors.
Part Time Lesbian, Full Time Sexy BBW Phone Sex Slut
I didn’t want to get out of bed this morning to work. You ever have days like that? Well, I didn’t get much sleep to be honest. We had a hell of a storm last night, which always makes me horny. Storms are fucking weather. I couldn’t go out in the down pour, nor could cock get to me quickly, so I texted my neighbor. She doesn’t have a dick, but she has a double sided dildo and likes to get freaky. I’m a part time lesbian. I appreciate a hot female body like the next guy. I bet I get more tail than some guys too. Sorry boys, but a woman eats pussy better than a guy. Julie has a long tongue like Gene Simmons too. She is not afraid to probe deep in my ass either, or my cunt. We rimmed each other’s asses, tribbed and had some double sided dildo fun. Pretty amazing night. The nice thing about fucking a chick is she never needs down time. No worries guys, I still pick cock over cunt every time. But, perhaps while you are reviving your pecker, I could lick some hot pussy? Might even help you recover quicker!
Contactor Cock
I’ve been doing quite a bit of remodeling to my place lately and I have already fucked the painter. I thought to myself what fun would it be to check off the list and try getting some cock from every hot hunk of a man that I hire to do some work around the house. I am working on the kitchen next and have a contractor coming by today. So I made sure to dress extra sexy with the hopes that I can seduce him. He showed up a bit late explaining that his wife had him running behind. This was all that much more of a challenge I was determined to go after. He is fuckable and married. Makes it all that much more enticing. He was bent over doing some measurements and I walked by kind of bushing up against him. I started to undress myself and throwing my articles of clothing to the floor. I know that he could see out the corner of his eye as each item hit the floor. My shorts, then my panties, after that my bra….then he looked up. To find me standing there with only my shirt left on and my tits spilling out of it. He grabbed his dick trying to adjust it. Let me help with that I said. As he kind of squirmed away some. I shouldn’t he says. I assured him I won’t say a thing by stuffing my mouth full with his cock. How can I say anything when my mouth is full? Wrapping my lips tightly around his shaft I sucked him deeper into my throat. I needed to feel this fine piece of meat in my dripping wet pussy. I grabbed me up and threw me up onto the kitchen table, lifted my legs up over his shoulders and drilled me with that hard dick.It wasn’t long and he pulled out blowing that big load all over my tits. Kitchen contractor – Check. Next!
Exhibitionist Phone Sex: Where is the Weirdest Place You Have Masturbated?
Exhibitionist phone sex is so much fun. Guys call me all the time and tell me stories about masturbating in public places or exposing their dicks to women, even young girls. It gets my pussy so wet to hear stories like that. In fact it inspired me. I was at my local museum recently. Not sure why, not really my thing, but I felt the need for some culture for shit to talk about. Really just to win points with wealthy older men. Sugar daddies love a whore in the bedroom but a classy refined chick in public. I walked all around the museum and it was a snooze fest. I didn’t even see any cute boys to flirt with. I did, however, see an area that was roped off. I thought I could sneak back there and hit a joint. All the construction dust, no one would smell my weed. Getting high makes me horny, so I diddled myself. I was lost in my wet bald pussy, high on good funk, totally oblivious to the construction worker with his cock out. He was jerking it hard too. Not the biggest dick I’ve ever seen, but something naughty about watching a stranger stroke his dick while you play with your cunt. Two folks masturbating in a museum; how often you think that happens? I let him unload his spunk on my tits too. My big boobs hold cum so well. He wanted to fuck me. He was digging my curves, but he sort of looked like Ron Jeremy without the impressive cock, so I settled for cum on my boobs. I didn’t get his name. Didn’t matter since I would not see him again. We just shared a sexy random public encounter. I hope to have more, but with guys with big cocks. Where is the oddest place you have rubbed one out at?
Sunday Funday BBW Phone Sex
This BBW phone sex slut is a cock sucking whore too. I went to the store this morning for some milk and picked up more than I planned. I brought home two guys who had not even been to sleep yet. They were high with the munchies. They had been partying all night and were not yet in the mood to crash. They were, however, in the mood to have some fun with a curvy cutie with nice natural big tits. They followed me home. After I put my milk away, they started working on giving me their milk. Two cocks came out of pants. Nice cocks too. Hard and ready to go. I just wanted to play with them first. I took turns sucking them off; getting them close to cumming, then switching to the other cock. When they couldn’t take it anymore, I got on all fours like a dog in heat. They took turns on my pussy. I was hoping to get some anal action but they were all about my soft wet pussy. They took turns fucking me. While one enjoyed my warm wet snatch, the other enjoyed my warm wet mouth. My pussy juice tasted so good on their cocks too. Before long, I had a cum covered faced and a cum drenched snatch. Perfect way to start the day.