Oh my god this snotty bitch next door completely surprised me today. I know I dress skimpy all the time, and she always looks me up and down like I am a tramp or whatever. She has a hotass body, but acted like a total prude. I was chilling out this morning, walking my pup down the road. She came out of her house and asked me what the hell I thought I was doing? I was stunned – what the hell was she even talking about? So I asked…
She said that me walking around the neighborhood in my little cutoff jean shorts was inappropriate as fuck and that I needed to cover myself up before she called the cops! I couldn’t believe the nerve of this chick! I told her she could kiss my ass and she kept coming towards me. I had no idea what this crazy lady was up to, but when she got close enough, she leaned in and whispered to me, “thats exactly what I was hoping to do..” I instantly went from mad to turned on – this woman was just as much of a horny whore as me!
I told her she should have asked a long time ago, and she invited me in. There was something about her that came across as so overbearing but sexy at the same time. I followed her into her house, watching her tight ass from behind, and knew that this bitch hadn’t gotten any good pussy licking lately – and that I was about to change that. The door had barely shut behind us before she threw me down. She was like a starved fucking animal. She practically leaped on top of me and we started tearing at each other’s clothes. Who knew the crazy bitch of the neighborhood would end up being such a cougar in bed?