Love My Rednecks

My pussy gets so hot for a good old country boy. Tight jeans and cowboy boots. Redneck to the core. They sure know how to fuck a bitch and they appreciate a good old fashioned cum slut. But when I found this redneck sex test I couldn’t help but share. I hope you like it!

Sex Test For Rednecks

1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False
4. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False
5. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False
6. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False
7. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
8. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False
9. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False
10. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False
11. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False
12. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False
13. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False
14. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False
15. Ping pong balls is a form of Asian V. D. True or False

Keep ’em cumming~Dixie

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