It’s a Boy!

I haven’t gone to a baby shower since my sister was pregnant with my niece. It was TORTURE. All of these fat lonely bitches playing baby games, eating baby food, and guessing what chocolate is in the diaper made me sick (yuck!). I couldn’t believe they weren’t turning up and having a blast. Where were the male strippers? Where are the dildos? After all, this is the final stretch of having your twat the normal size before a big headed baby comes out of it! That dreadful experience made me determined to spice up the next baby shower I went to. Instead of a regular baby shower I wanted to make this a pity shower. Women have to bear little ones and withstand hours of pain. So, I wanted to make a man feel the same pain. My girlfriend Caroline is having a baby soon and is having a terrible pregnancy. She said her man is never there to rub her feet, help her get up, or home in general and that made me sick to my stomach. I told her that I got something for his bitch ass! At her baby shower I planned out he perfect humiliation to teach him a lesson. First, I was going to make him a special baby shower hat to wear as a strip him of all his clothes. Then I’m going to bond him ass up so that he can’t wiggle or escape anywhere. As the sweat trickles down the crack of his ass I’m going to ram my cock in his ass and make a “baby” with his tight virgin asshole. Then after I shoot my load and impregnate him I’m going to torture him in ways he’s never felt before. This is to signify the torture women go through carrying those little bundles of brat.  When that’s over the fun part begins. I’m going to ram a whole baby doll up his ass until I see blood drip from his shithole. He better hold that shit in for at least 5 minutes as we laugh and take pictures for the photo album. When he’s “full term” I will yell “PUSH” and watch him struggle to get that baby out. By the time the head crowns he will be drenched in sweat and ready to give up. I refuse to help and ram my cock in his mouth as I force him to push out the rest of his baby. After the baby came Caroline was glowing! She said her hubby has never been this helpful and that she couldn’t thank me enough. No need to thank me though. Sometimes all it takes it to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes.

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