I can’t believe how fucked up I got. I don’t remember half of last night. But I do know my pussy is sore as hell today and so is my ass.
I didn’t intend to get so fucking drunk but hey shit happens, ya know?
I know some one or likely lots of some ones, worked my drunk ass over. My girl said I was the cum slut of the party, fucking and sucking anything that had a dick and several things that didn’t.
I had to laugh at her when she said that. and the visual that created took the laughter to hysteria!
When she asked what I was laughing at and I told her I could only imagine what I must have looked like and she broke out the pictures.
Yeah only a true friend will let you get tanked, let you act like an ass and then take pictures or record it for prosperity, or future bribery!
This one is my favorite, I look as fucked up as I was in this one!
LMAO!!!