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Fucking Up Disneyland

A friend of mine asked me to go on vacation with her to Disney. I jumped at the chance to get the hell out of the New York and enjoy some fun in the sun. Before we even headed out the wheels were turning in my head. She had a little book about all the things there were to do at the different parks that I read while she drove. There were so many corny things and some pretty cool ones to. But my mind was thinking up ways to fuck with people hard core. When we got there we went shopping for staples and I slipped away and grabbed a couple of things I could use. I grabbed several cans of silly string, and an awesome Nerf gun with plenty of ammo for our first day. As soon as we got in the park I was on the look out for those idiots in the Disney costumes. I really wanted the fucking princesses, Cinderella, snow white, Sleeping Beauty…the more we got into the day without me seeing any of them the more pissed I got. These bitches were supposed to be all over the park! Then, finally I saw one…that damned Little Mermaid. I hid behind a bush that was shaped like a damned elephant. I mean who thinks of this corny shit, bushes shaped like animals and stuff? But it was good cover. I waited and waited and when she was close enough, hugging a little girl and smiling, waiting for the girl’s parents to snap that picture for the photo album, I attacked. I shot them with silly string just at the right moment and then took off. They never saw it coming and it was hilarious. My whole day was filled with looking for these special moments and fucking them up, either with my Nerf gun or the silly string. Just knowing that I ruined the picture and fucked up their outfits made my cunt wet as hell. What a fucking bitch I am! I couldn’t wait for the next day! I really wanted to see how many of those little dolls I could fuck up on the “It’s A Small World “ ride.


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