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A Smurficly Perfect Tranny

I love the Smurfs. I love that they are always so happy and that they are always signing that little song, And the way they use the word Smurf in every way imaginable. Last night I watched the movie, again, for like the hundredth time and when I fell asleep I dreamed I was in the Smurf village. I was Smurfette, the only female Smurf in the whole village. My house, a mushroom, was not just any mushroom it was a magic mushroom. I was breaking pieces off of it and making mushroom tea and giving it to all my fellow Smurfs. Being the only female in the village means lots of male attention and getting all the boys high was going to make what they were about to find out a lot easier. This Smurfette has a dick boys. As beautiful and blue as I am with my long blonde hair, between my legs is a cock that would make even Papa Smurf jealous. In my dream we are all high and happy and I begin to fuck all the boys. It was a Smurfy good time! When I was done of course they all fell to their knees and liked my Smurfalicious cock clean! And we all sing Lalalalala……sing a happy song,,,lalalalalala..smurfy all day long!

Stars and Stripes

hot phonesex zettaMika is one of my best gal pals. When we get together there is no telling what we will get into or how it will all turn out. Two little she males with wild imaginations and a zest for like, living and fucking. So when we found out that a group of hot and horny, newly graduated military men would be getting out of basic after eight long weeks of grueling training and nothing but their hands and a bar of soap to keep their dicks happy, we just knew that our civic duty was to show up the the parties and help them out. We went shopping for some drop dead, fuck me clothes before hitting the salon for hair, nails and make up.hot phonesex mika By the time we were ready to get in the car and meet our “meat” for the evening we were turning heads (just not the ones we were on the prowl for). Every bar within walking distance of the training facility was packed and the streets were teaming with men in uniform. We certainly had a lot to choose from and we both knew that we would be bringing home more then one to have our own little military appreciation party. It wasn’t long before we found a group of four very beefy soldiers that had been bunk mates all the way through boot camp. None of them had girls and all of them were down for a good time back at our hotel. They were well on their way to tipsy already so this was going to be a piece of cake, beef cake that is. hot phonesex bootcampWhen we got to the hotel we gave them each a drink and pulled their military pants down sucking their cocks right off the bat. Their huge glorious dicks filled our mouths with cum that had been built up for weeks now. A few more drinks and they were on the verge of passing out cold, just like we wanted them to. That is when our fun began and we fucked their tight asses over and over again filing them with cum before disappearing into the night and leaving them with a thank you note and our naked pictures. Thank you boys for your service!

Room Service

It was late and I had been driving all day. I had to stop for the night and get some rest before I fell asleep behind the wheel. I was tired and hungry and oh so fucking horny. I pulled into the Holiday Inn and checked myself in at the front desk. The night desk clerk was a fine looking young woman with huge tits, a bubble butt, big green eyes and long blonde hair. None of this helped the ache between my legs that had now become a wet spot as my dick oozed pre-cum while we chat. I am imagining what her lips would feel like on mine, what her sweet pussy must taste like and how well those full lips of hers can suck a dick. I asked her where I could get something to eat and told her I would be back shortly. After filling my stomach I headed back to the hotel thinking I would at least be full and get some sleep, sex would have to wait. When I opened the door there she was, on my bed, not a stitch of clothes on with a pair of handcuffs and a wicked smile on her face. Talk about room service! Her fucking pussy was amazing and she could suck a mean dick! I hope no one came to the front desk to check in because the desk clerk was definitely busy for some time! I will be stopping back in on my way back home for another helping of that room service!

CBT

I have said it before and I will say it again, never, ever ask a Tranny for cock and ball torture. No one knows how to torture balls and cock then someone that has them themselves. But of course darling Zetta is not one to turn down a man that wants to play. Nor will I disappoint when it comes to a specific fetish that is delightful to administer. I laid him down and tied him to the bed, delighting in what was about to happen. Tieing a rubber band around the base of his cock, making it so tight his dick turned purple. I flicked it and slapped it relishing in his pleasure, my cock getting harder by the minute. I took out clothes pins and put them all over his ball sac until it was covered and looked like two porcupines under his cock. His moaning turning me on all the while. When I put the cold steel of the blade against his dick and cut that rubber band off the pre-cum oozed out of his cock like a volcano oozing lava. It was delightful and I shoot a load in his face before getting between his legs and plucking the clothes pins off his balls ever so slowly one at a time squeezing them tight as I pulled them. It was the beginning of a long and torturous night for his balls and cock. In the morning he thanked me and made a date to do it again. It was my pleasure darling!

Bondage Fetish

We all have our fetishes, mine is bondage with some edge play. I just love being tied up darling. I love being tied up and teased to the point that I think I will explode and then left alone to cool down, only to be worked into a tizzy again . Bondage combined with tease and denial when done well will make me fall head over heals in lust with a man (or woman). He doesn’t even have to be hung like a stud or super good looking, if he knows how to tie me up in different positions and knows just how far to tease me, getting me right on the edge, and then just how long to leave me alone building my desire for more.  Then he is the perfect man for me. My favorite is to be hog tied on my hands and knees so I can’t see what he is doing to me, or about to do to me. When he is going to stop or start…it increases the suspense and the anticipation of it all.

Wrong Number

I met the hottest little honey last week at the club. We spent the whole weekend fucking like crazy and had the best time with each other. We have so much in common and she loves the fact that I am a chick with a dick. She says she gets the best of both worlds! Her name is Jammie and she is just perfect! But alas Monday rolled around and we had to go back to the world of work and the nine to five grind instead of the grind we really wanted to be doing. We have been texting all week like school girls. Back and forth , hot sexy nasty texts, sweet endearing texts and of course silly nonsense texts that mean nothing but make us laugh. Today she texted me a very provocative picture of herself. Of course my cock got rock hard and I had to go to the bathroom before someone at my job saw it and my secret was revealed. No one here knows I am a chick with a dick. While in the stall jerking it hard I took a selfie to send back to her showing her what she had done to me. With a smile and feeling relieved I went back to my desk to finish out the day. The next thing I knew I was called to my boss’s office. James never called me in because I always did my job above and beyond the call of duty. When he pulled out his cell and showed me the picture that was meant for Jammie on his phone my jaw dropped. I guess in my frenzy I hit the wrong recipient…..oooops. Thankfully he agreed to keep my secret and not fire me because I was such a hard worker. But I was put on probation and prohibited from having my cell at work from that point forward. It was the most embarrassing thing, I can’t even look at him now.

I Maid His Day On April Fools

The ad read:
Maid wanted. Must be willing to cook, clean, do windows, do the shopping, keep track of special occasions within my family and make sure gifts are purchased, wrapped and delivered, and be willing to wear a special uniform while performing house hold duties. Must have an open mind. Position pays well for the right candidate.

Of course I had to go apply for this position, the whole thing had peaked my interest and my imagination had my cock standing erect and dripping pre-cum.
I called the number and made an appointment for an interview while jerking my dick with one hand and taking down information with the other. (multitasking will be important with this position, I have a feeling).
The next day I picked out a very attractive, very short, very form fitting black dress and headed out to my interview. The gentleman looking for assistance lived in a nice home and it was evident that money was not an object. It was also evident that he was not overly attractive and had the personality of a wet rag, so he was likely single. He made no bones about what would be expected and how well I would be paid for my domestic services. It was also obvious that he found me acceptably attractive.
I got the job and started immediately. He gave me my “maid uniform” which was a skimpy little number that looked fabulous on me!.
I watched him as he watched me all day long cleaning, bending over and teasing him endlessly. A couple of times I caught him rubbing his dick while he was watching me.
After dinner he told me to clean up and put on the out fit in the bathroom and meet him in his bed room before I would be dismissed for the night. In the bathroom I found a smoking hot red and black lingerie set with stockings, guarder and red fuck me pumps. Smiling I put the outfit on and went to his room.
After one of the hottest make out sessions complete with passionate kissing, hard titty sucking and a blow job that had him ready to blow his load, he asked me to get undressed for him.
I knew this could go bad but I was so fucking horny I got undressed with out thinking. When I turned around to face him, my huge cock bouncing in front of me, I smiled sweetly and said “April Fools”. A smile came over his face and he said “I was about to say the same thing” as he pulled the covers back revealing his four inch cock that was standing straight up.
Fuck it, I went for it and  found out what he didn’t have in his pants he made up for with his mouth and my huge cock in his tight ass “maid” his day!

“The Beetches”

When the Dick Loving Beetches had frankfurter roasts
Or orgies or parties or big fancy toasts,
They never invited the Cunt Loving Beetches.
They didn’t invite them to their sworay.
They left them alone with nothing to play.

Then ONE day, when the sky was blue
And the Cunt Loving Beetches had nothing to do
But wish that their Beetches loved dicks too,
A stranger walked up with twinkling eye.
He whipped out his dick and heaved a big sigh!

“My friends,” he said in a thundering voice,
“My name is Big Daddy Dick.
I’ve heard of your troubles. I’ve know of your fears.
I can fix them in a snap. I’m the Fix-it-Up Chap.
I’ve come to help you. I have what you need.
My prices are low. I work at great speed.
My work is one hundred percent guaranteed!”

Quick as a wink Big Daddy Dick
Put up a machine that let out a hum.
He said with a smile, “You want to be Dick Loving Beetches?
For three dollars each I will fix you right up!”

“Just give me your money and step right on in!”
So they lined up quickly with barley a word, they handed him money.
Then the machine vibrated and hummed
And it tickled and teased and herked and it jerked.
It binged and it bopped.
And the thing really worked!
When the Cunt Loving Beetches popped out, they loved dick!
They actually did!

Then they yelled to the others, “We love dick too!
Look at us now, we are exactly like you!
We’re all the same, you Dick Loving Beetches!”

Now the Dick Loving Beetches were very upset.
“We were the first, we are still number one,
It doesn’t matter that now you love dick
But how in the world can we tell you apart?”

Big Daddy Dick had a plan that was slick
He smiled and said, “Things are not so bad.
You don’t know who’s who. Yes that is true.
I can fix this my friends. Do you know what I’ll do?
I’ll change you into Cunt Loving Beetches
All it will cost is ten dollars eaches.”

“Dick Loving Beetches are no longer the rage,” said Big Daddy DIck.
“Step in my machine and take center stage.
Become Cunt Loving Beetches
And re-claim your fame.”

When they came out with noses in air
They believed they solved this affair,
“Now we know us from you.
Dick Loving Beetches you haven’t a clue!”

Now of course the Dick Lovers were sad.
For now loving dick was frightfully bad.
Big Daddy Dick had the solution.
For a small fee he would end revolution.

It went on like this the entire day,
Dick Lovers, Cunt Lovers willing to pay.

In again out again they kept right on going
Until all their money was gone.
No one knew who was who
And finally they knew just what to do
Dick Loving Beetches would learn to love cunt
And Cunt Loving Beetches would learn to love dick
Together they would be both kind of Beetches
Living so happy on the blue beaches.

Fuck Fuck In Your Butt

I said I love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt
What what love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt

I wanna fuck you in the butt
What what in your butt
Yep in your butt
Deep in your butt, okay…

I’m watching your butt. Over there. Come let me fuck your but if you dare. Don’t just sit over there. Put that butt up in the air like you don’t care.

I said I love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt
What what love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt

I wanna fuck you in the butt
What what in your butt
Yep in your butt
Deep in your butt, okay…

Go ahead put up a fight, We can do this all night. Your going to take it up the butt. I’m going to fuck you nice and rough.

I said I love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt
What what love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt

I wanna fuck you in the butt
What what in your butt
Yep in your butt
Deep in your butt, okay…

I am going to give it to you hard
All you need is my rod
Take it baby on your knees, take it baby don’t say please.

I said I’m going to fuck you in your butt. Nice and hard in your butt. Fuck fuck in your butt. Fuck fuck in your butt.

Fuck fuck in your butt, all night till I nut..
(aaah, aaah, aaah, )

We Love Mass Effect 3

hot phonesex zettaMy friends and I have been jamming to this game for a long time. We got turned on to Mass Effects 1 and progressed to Mass Effect 2 but it wasn’t until mass Effect 3 that someone decided we could combine our sexual appetites with the game.
You see the game is a futuristic sci-fi kind of game and has some explicit sex scenes. The great thing about it is it does not discriminate, there are scenes that are heterosexual, there are homosexual scenes and even inter-species mating.
Commander Shepard is very handsome and does not discriminate at all in his mating rituals.
Since our friends are of all sexual persuasions it seemed a natural progression to include some role playing during these scenes for the pleasure of each other and the group as a whole.
Needless to say we game much more then before we came up with this plan. It has become an obsession that we all love for various reasons and it has made for some very interesting gaming sessions to say the least!