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Planning A Halloween Party

I am so excited about planning this Halloween party it is insane. Can you guess from looking at me what I am going to be? I bet you know, it is the only thing I can be, A Wall Flower. Clever huh? Of course my party is going to be kinky and full of tricks and treats. Instead of Bobbing For Apples, we are Bobbing For Balls. I am going to take apples, oranges and peeled onions and dip them all in the same colored candy coating before putting them in the pale of water. It is going to be delightful when my friends bite into an onion…..one of the tricks. I bought Halloween Oreo cookies and mingled into the plate I have some Oreo cookies that I have opened and scraped the orange cream filling out, replacing it with toothpaste that I have colored with orange food coloring….another trick mixed into the treats. But the best thing I have set up is this wonderful jack o lantern scare crow that I found. I have everything I need to make him. I am going to drill a hole in his ass and fill it with gooey lube. I will blind fold my guests and spin them around and we are going to play Stick Your Dick In The Scare Crow. The drinks are going to be flowing, the tricks and treats are going to be all mixed up and we are going to have a fucking blast! Don’t you wish you could join us?

Shemale Phonesex/Half Woman Half Horse

I have always been fascinated by mythology. The centaur is a mythical creature that I am particularly mesmerized by. I have always found these creatures interesting. I love the many colors of their coats, with the head arms and torso of a human and the beautiful body of a horse, they are majestic indeed. They exude strength and mystery.
I have always said if I were like any mythical creature of lore it would be the centaur. But it wasn’t until a friend of mine bought me this beautiful little figurine of a female centaur that I really began to connect myself to them. The figurine resembles me in so many ways and the creature, in all it’s glory, does as well.
When I finally decided to go through with my transgender surgery transforming my self into what I always felt I was, a woman, it took a lot of strength and courage. And now that I have the beautiful head arms and torso of a glorious woman, proud and strong, matching who I am inside with a huge dick, in many ways I am a living centaur. Half woman, half horse in more then just the figurative sense of the word.
I love my beautiful body and the little figurine that I keep in a special place to remind me daily of the wonder of the mythical, magical creature that I am and of all that I can be.
I often jerk my huge horse cock while looking at this gift that my friend gave me, spewing cum all over my belly while loosing myself in the fascination and wonders of mythology and a world born of imagination where the realm of possibilities are endless, and one is only inhibited by his or her own limitations. I love setting my mind free in this magical place that exists within my imagination.

Bon Fire Frenzy

I don’t even remember who came up with the idea but someone suggested we save all our old sex toys and once a year have a sex toy bon fire. I didn’t think that even collectively we could come up with enough sex toys to make a fire in a barrel no less a bon fire. But this idea spread Ike wild fire at the club that we always go to. Everyone was talking about this huge party and how they were going to come and bring the sex toys that they had used on ex’s and burn them. After all you don’t want to re use them, they are expensive so why just throw them out when we could burn them, purging ourselves of the sleezes that we call our exes, get drunk and fuck? It sounded like a much better idea. All year all I could do was laugh at the idea that we would have enough toys for anything but a weenie roast. How fitting. Every one knew where we were going to meet. Every one was bringing food, drink and fuel for our fire. You could not believe my surprise when people started rolling in. Friends and friends of friends and friends of their friends. People from the LGBT community from towns over were showing up. I have never seen so many sex toys in my life. We could have filled up a small warehouse. Boxes upon boxes were emptied on top of each other. Food and drink was everywhere. And as the pile went up in flames, clothes began to fly and the fucking commenced. It was a bon fire like none I have ever seen but I am pretty sure I will see it again next year.

Shemale Phone Sex Find

I love hitting thrift stores on the weekends. You never know what you will find. But you always find a great deal. I was in my favorite little thrift store looking around for that one find that would make my day. And then I saw it, way back in the corner. Hidden from plain site. I wasn’t sure what it was but it was copper or brass and had a pressure gauge on the top. I thought it was some type of brewing device, maybe for beer or wine. I had to dig it out of the corner, there were so many things in front of it. The more I dug the harder my heart beat. I couldn’t help being excited. And then I finally had it in my hands and my dick got so fucking hard. There it was a vintage sex toy. A dildo on a rod with a pressure tank that builds up to create the pumping action for a good old fuck. I knew it was old and felt sure it was valuable. The price tag on ti was fie dollars. Really? I knew I would take it home and figure out how it worked and try it tonight. I couldn’t wait to feel it pumping in and out of me and fantasize about how many people this thing had made cum over the years.

Window Shopping

It has been a long time since I was in the market for a new car and things are done a lot different now then they were last time I was in the market. The shopping around and test driving is so much fun. I have driven everything from conservative, economical models to fancy high priced sports cars in the last week. I now understand what it means when they say a man likes his toys. The sexual surge that runs through my loins when I am driving one of those sports cars is almost more then I can stand. Three times this week the sales man has let me bring a car home over night and each time I went out and picked up a one night stand to fuck in the back seat just to be naughty. Tomorrow I am going to buy the car I have picked out, a cute little VW Bug convertible in a pretty pink. I think it screams Zetta! And I know exactly where I am going when I pick it up and who is going to help me break her in. Oh glory!

Fun House Fun

We love to get together when the carnival is in town and hit the midway. We invade it like we own it and when we are there we do! One of our favorite things to do is wait till the end of night when everyone is leaving and the fun house is empty. We all go in and hit the fun house mirrors. Getting kinky we strip and look at ourselves. We love the way the mirrors distort our bodies. Those of us with small tits can see what we would look like if we could afford implants. I for one love seeing my tits big and plump. Those of us with little dicks get to see what we would look like if we were blessed. And of course we make fun of each other when we look in the mirrors and big dicks become little or we look all wavy. This year we took our cameras in and took some great pictures of each other in our altered mirror state. We even got braver then ever and made a video of us fucking in front of the wavy mirror. We have watched that crazy ass video a hundred times at least and laughed like hell every time. The carnival is so much fun!

We Know How To Party!!!!

Oh glory my friends threw me a surprise bash. Let me tell you no one knows how to party like a bunch of trannies, gays and lesbians! They set it up at one of my favorite bars. We go there all the time for the Drag shows. The owner let them decorate it all in my favorite colors, lavender and pink. There were pink and lavender balloons every where, the tables were set with bright pink table cloths and lavender plates. The cake was beautiful in pink with lavender roses on it. All the drinks for the evening were color themed as well. They even bought me a beautiful tutu in my favorite colors for me to wear at the party. We had the best night and when it was all over we went to my place for some fun that we couldn’t have at the bar. The drinks flowed free and so did our wild sexual abandon. There was more dick sucking and ass fucking then should be legal in one place. Every where you looked a pussy was on another pussy or a cock was on another cock. It was the best party ever! Cum join us darling and let your freak flag fly!

A Smurficly Perfect Tranny

I love the Smurfs. I love that they are always so happy and that they are always signing that little song, And the way they use the word Smurf in every way imaginable. Last night I watched the movie, again, for like the hundredth time and when I fell asleep I dreamed I was in the Smurf village. I was Smurfette, the only female Smurf in the whole village. My house, a mushroom, was not just any mushroom it was a magic mushroom. I was breaking pieces off of it and making mushroom tea and giving it to all my fellow Smurfs. Being the only female in the village means lots of male attention and getting all the boys high was going to make what they were about to find out a lot easier. This Smurfette has a dick boys. As beautiful and blue as I am with my long blonde hair, between my legs is a cock that would make even Papa Smurf jealous. In my dream we are all high and happy and I begin to fuck all the boys. It was a Smurfy good time! When I was done of course they all fell to their knees and liked my Smurfalicious cock clean! And we all sing Lalalalala……sing a happy song,,,lalalalalala..smurfy all day long!

Stars and Stripes

hot phonesex zettaMika is one of my best gal pals. When we get together there is no telling what we will get into or how it will all turn out. Two little she males with wild imaginations and a zest for like, living and fucking. So when we found out that a group of hot and horny, newly graduated military men would be getting out of basic after eight long weeks of grueling training and nothing but their hands and a bar of soap to keep their dicks happy, we just knew that our civic duty was to show up the the parties and help them out. We went shopping for some drop dead, fuck me clothes before hitting the salon for hair, nails and make up.hot phonesex mika By the time we were ready to get in the car and meet our “meat” for the evening we were turning heads (just not the ones we were on the prowl for). Every bar within walking distance of the training facility was packed and the streets were teaming with men in uniform. We certainly had a lot to choose from and we both knew that we would be bringing home more then one to have our own little military appreciation party. It wasn’t long before we found a group of four very beefy soldiers that had been bunk mates all the way through boot camp. None of them had girls and all of them were down for a good time back at our hotel. They were well on their way to tipsy already so this was going to be a piece of cake, beef cake that is. hot phonesex bootcampWhen we got to the hotel we gave them each a drink and pulled their military pants down sucking their cocks right off the bat. Their huge glorious dicks filled our mouths with cum that had been built up for weeks now. A few more drinks and they were on the verge of passing out cold, just like we wanted them to. That is when our fun began and we fucked their tight asses over and over again filing them with cum before disappearing into the night and leaving them with a thank you note and our naked pictures. Thank you boys for your service!

Room Service

It was late and I had been driving all day. I had to stop for the night and get some rest before I fell asleep behind the wheel. I was tired and hungry and oh so fucking horny. I pulled into the Holiday Inn and checked myself in at the front desk. The night desk clerk was a fine looking young woman with huge tits, a bubble butt, big green eyes and long blonde hair. None of this helped the ache between my legs that had now become a wet spot as my dick oozed pre-cum while we chat. I am imagining what her lips would feel like on mine, what her sweet pussy must taste like and how well those full lips of hers can suck a dick. I asked her where I could get something to eat and told her I would be back shortly. After filling my stomach I headed back to the hotel thinking I would at least be full and get some sleep, sex would have to wait. When I opened the door there she was, on my bed, not a stitch of clothes on with a pair of handcuffs and a wicked smile on her face. Talk about room service! Her fucking pussy was amazing and she could suck a mean dick! I hope no one came to the front desk to check in because the desk clerk was definitely busy for some time! I will be stopping back in on my way back home for another helping of that room service!