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Voyeur Phone Sex: Gator Bait

I was visiting my friends down in Florida for the weekend, and they kept teasing me about alligators coming up into their backyard and pool.  They recounted all kinds of horrendous stories.  I didn’t want to believe them, but there were even more stories on the nightly news!  My friends kept laughing, making chomping motions and saying that I was going to be “Gator Bait.”  One of the guys had a particularly fun time because he attended the University of Florida. 

One morning, I staggered out onto the lanai to drink my coffee.  I screamed as I focused on the beast that was growling.  There was a gator in the pool!  My friends were struck with awe and seemed to dismiss my fear.  One of my guy friends told me, “Dude, you have to take a picture with it.  That’ll cure you.”  I shook my head “No” but he kept on talking.  He said that if I was naked, the alligator wouldn’t attack me.  It didn’t sound right, and I wanted to flee inside the house.  But, he sounded really convincing, telling me that (in all seriousness) his father had lived in Australia and had taught him how to handle these kinds of situations. 

“C’mon, just take one picture and I’ll buy all of your drinks for the entire weekend and give you $100.”  I wanted to tell him to fuck off, but I saw my friends eagerly rallying behind me and encouraging me.  I don’t know why the hell I did it, but I pulled off my swimsuit and knelt down by the water.  The gator seemed not to mind me at all.  I was trying to be still, but my entire body was shaking!  My friend snapped a picture, and then another.  I hurriedly picked up my clothes and ran inside.  I could hear the gator growl again and everyone laugh.  Animal control arrived and took it away; I asked them about what my friend had said and they looked at me like I was stupid.  “Hey, lady, he just wanted to see you naked,” one of them said.  “But here you go, we found this.  Take it as a souvenir.”  It was a large sharp alligator tooth!

For Rent

My best friend is subleasing his apartment, and he asked me to keep tabs on who looked at it since he had to go visit his aunt.  I knew there wasn’t a television or anything in there, so I packed my bag with goodies…books, puzzles, music, and sex toys.  I thought that would be enough to keep me entertained for the afternoon.

And, soon enough, I was bored with the puzzles and whatnot; so, I pulled out the new glass dong that I had bought just the other day.  I admired it for several minutes, tilting it up in the light.  Then, I started licking it, becoming more turned on.  A devilish smile spread across my face as I looked at the large open blinds.  I got on the carpet and scooted to the window.  I wondered if anyone could see my pussy as I lifted my skirt.  It wouldn’t matter because these people would never see me again, I thought.  I started pumping my cunt with that sweet, slick, and cold dick; my clit jutted upwards up every time someone walked by in the parking lot.  I began taunting them, telling them that they were stupid fuckers and they wanted my pussy. 

I was so engrossed in my fantasy that I didn’t hear the door open.  A guy cleared his throat and I swiveled on my butt, giving myself carpet burn, to see a young guy and his girlfriend.  Shit!  I hadn’t locked the door!  I stood up, the dildo still in my hand, and pulled down my skirt.  I wasn’t sure what to say, but the girlfriend walked up to me, curious about the toy that I held in my hand.  Instead of taking it from me, she bent down and began sucking on glass cock.  Then, she pushed me onto the couch and began licking my pussy like a delicious treat.  I leaned back and watched her flick my clit in her mouth; then, she edged the toy back inside of me while darting her tongue on both my clit and the toy.  The boyfriend was watching, stroking his cock, and grunting, “That’s right.  Fuck my girlfriend.  The dirty whore.”  And, I fucking did!

Fucking Machine

Every so often, I’ll look at the classifieds.  My most recent focus was to find an entertainment system to replace the one that got distroyed during a party last weekend.  Well, I found the perfect one that I wanted; it matched and everything.  The only problem was that I needed a couple of extra hundred dollars.  I kept looking through the classifieds and was struck by one entry in particular: “Nice burbs couple looking for 1 healthy young girl for 1 hour. Pays $500.  Discretion req’d.”  I talked to the husband on the phone, and it seemed safe enough…plus, he sounded very friendly.

When I arrived, he and his wife were waiting behind the door.  They looked like any normal couple and were in their early 40s, I guessed.  They brought me into the living room and showed me a contraption…it was a huge machine, about five-feet long, with a dildo on the end of it!  I was shocked.  The man explained that he had bought the contraption for his wife, but she was afraid to use it.  And, that’s where I came in: he was going to experiment with the machine on me while the wife watched!  I blinked in shock; but, I was kind of getting excited! 

I sat on their nice, white sofa after de-robing; and, watched as the husband put a condom on the dildo…then lube.  I smiled at him, although I was a little self-conscious about being totally naked in front of strangers.  I tried to position my body so that the dildo was aimed at my crotch.  I crunched my toes into the couch and prepared myself; the machine did look a little scary, but I knew my pussy was getting wet after staring at it. 

He started it up; and it moved really gently inside of me.  Then, he asked if he could speed it up; I nodded.  It started ramming me until it was at full speed.  I was breathless because of the pounding!  I continued to squirt, my juices shooting over the coffee table.  And the wife, her arms previously crossed, was becoming enthralled.  I leaned my head back and came so many times that I felt like my body wasn’t my own!

My pussy, sore and throbbing, still wanted more; but, the husband stopped the machine.  I could tell the couple was ready to experiment on their own.  But, hey, I was paid a lot to be fucked…and, really well, too!

Adult phone chat with a very naughty girl

My girlfriend just broke up with her boyfriend.  I’ve always had a little crush on her; and, in fact, we made-out one night while we were drunk.  Sober, she said that she wasn’t gay; but, I didn’t care.  All I wanted to do was fuck that sweet pussy of hers and make her go down on me.  So, I invited her to my place for cocktails and fun.  I rented a porn film of men wrestling and then fucking; I knew that it made me hot and I hoped that it would do the same for her.

As we watched, she became quiet (which wasn’t like her).  I started rubbing her thighs and she didn’t look away from the screen.  She just stared ahead; but, soon, she was uncrossing her legs.  I moved closer to her crotch and then to her waistband.  I knelt in front of her and slid off her pajama pants.  There it was: her tight pink pussy.  It was puffy and she was obviously ready for me.  I flicked my tongue against her clit and used my fingers to pull her pussy lips apart.  I blew on her wet crotch; she shivered and then unexpectedly knelt down in the floor with me, pushed me back and took off my shorts.

She buried her face in my soppy-wet cunt.  I moaned and smashed her face onto my clit, using her nose as even more pressure.  I fucked her face and turned my head so that I could see these strong men fighting for who would be on top.  I whispered for her to put fingers inside of me, and she did.  I rode her harder, sliding up and down on her face and fingers.  I used her as my little sex toy and I came all over her.  Then, I sat up and sucked my juices off of her tongue…and she could still taste her cum that coated my mouth.

Hot phonesex and extreme sports

My friend won a trip to the “Great Down Under” and I was lucky that she decided I should accompany her. On the plane, she had read an article about crocodile bungee-jumping and she told me that she really wanted to see it; I laughed at the excitement in her eyes and told her only a fool would jump in crocodile-infested water. “But we’re not doing it, Lacey. We’re just gonna watch some hunks do it!” she said in her excited voice.

And, she didn’t forget about it; that was one of our first outings after we got settled. The water was murky and we stood on top of a ledge. The jumpers were congregated together, wishing each other luck in their sexy accents. Maybe this experience wouldn’t be too bad, I thought. A couple of them winked at me as they filed in line. We must have looked like doughy-eyed tourists because one particular attractive jumper told me in passing, “If I make it out alive, love, I wanna grab a cold one with you.” “This is so hot!” my friend exclaimed. And, I was beginning to agree with her.

When the attractive native jumped, I felt my heart race. The crocks had begun to get a little agitated at all the flopping into the water. But, he ended up being safe and returned to me. He told me about “death rolls” and all kinds of stuff. After a few stouts, I was feeling even hornier and leaned into him and gave him my bedroom eyes. He smirked and nodded toward the brush. I followed him behind one of the trailers that was set-up for the jumpers; he lifted me like I weighed nothing and slammed me against the wall. I was so turned on that I didn’t care if I was making noise or not; besides, I assumed that everyone was still at the cliff.

He pumped inside of me, my cunt swallowing every inch of his manhood. I bit his shoulder and he laughed, “You’re a little crock, aren’t ya?” He fucked me harder and demanded that I confess to being “a crock.” I screamed it out, begged for him to fuck me. And, when we came, he smirked and looked up. There in the small windows of the trailer were his fellow sportsmen…watching the entire thing!

The Blonde Beauty at the Strip Club

I went to the strip club with my friends and drank a bit too much. I danced by the stage, and the gorgeous blond stripper on stage encouraged me to join her…and I did! I stripped down to my underwear and we danced together. The crowd yelled for us to kiss and we did; we also grabbed each other’s breasts and slapped each other’s asses. Before I knew it, it was time for the club to shut down. The pretty blonde told me that she’d drive me home and that sounded like the best idea to me!

The owner of the club invited us to his place; my companion seemed excited, and I thought the guy was cute, so I agreed with the plan. When we arrived, he had a massive amount of cocaine on the living room table. We all took a few hits and then she told me that he had a really huge dick…the biggest and fattest one that she’d ever seen. He challenged us to both take his cock in our mouths; he said there would still be some leftover.

We got on our knees and as he undressed. The blonde beauty began sucking my nipples and stroking my clit; by the time I saw his cock, I was ready to suck it all the way down my throat. We both licked the sides of it and his balls. He grabbed onto my hair and made me take all of him; his cock was so large that my eyes instantly welled with tears and I gagged. He kept forcing himself down my throat until it opened up. I wrapped my tongue around his big, fat cock and stroked it. I felt soft lips locked around my clit and moaned. I could also hear the sound of a wet cunt being moved back and forth with fingers.

Knowing the blonde beauty was fucking herself for me made me cream even more. I moaned with his cock in my mouth and danced my finger around his anus. He shot his load all over my face, cum dripping down my breasts. I flipped my body to eat the girl’s pussy; while burying my face between her legs, I grinded against her. We both exploded in each other’s mouths and then kissed forever…I loved the taste of my cum on her lips!

Volunteering at the Sperm Bank

What’s the best place for a cock-juice junkie than a sperm bank?! It’s like a vampire volunteering at a blood bank. So, I decided to volunteer there, which was a little difficult since they didn’t really want my help. But, I persuaded them by telling them that my sister is wanting to use them and I want to see what happens there in order to educate myself. They gave me the lame job of re-stacking magazines in the bathrooms. “Those perverts are always stealing them,” one of the employees said.

So, I re-stocked a few before asking for some gloves. The girls laughed, “Yeah. They don’t always make the cup.” I continued on, a little sad that I hadn’t seen the first guy yet. But, around lunch time, they started filing in. I was looking at one particular good-looking tall guy and when I passed through the waiting room, I was disappointed to see that he had already left. Not paying attention, I walked into an “occupied” bathroom. And there he was! He had his cock in his hand and was in mid-stroke. I shut the door quietly and locked it (something that he had apparently forgotten to do). “Want a magazine?” I asked breathlessly. He told me that he didn’t need one and that he was thinking about me.

My heart beat wildly as I knelt down and began sucking his balls, licking his anus. He grabbed onto my hair as he shot his delicious cum into the cup, some of it spraying my face. I licked my lips and the corners of my mouth, swallowing his delicious cum. I grabbed his ass cheeks and stood up while he thanked me for my help. He slid his business card in my hand and smiled. “If you ever want to come work for me, just give me a call,” he said and winked before leaving the bathroom. Hell, for him, I’d work for free!

Tasting the Rainbow

My friends and I decided to attend the Pride parade in our local town; but, we decided to make it more exciting by dressing up. I chose to dress as a male drag queen; and, I wore a dildo just for fun. When we arrived, a gay guy with purple eyelashes and tight shorts approached me. “C’mon, honey, our float is ready!” I laughed but my friends pushed me to follow him. They helped me climb on top of the float, which was tricky with my 7” stilettos and flowing gown. Someone complimented me on my ‘tucking’ abilities and I smiled, waved my hand, and told them that I’d share my trick later. We waved to the crowd and threw out candy, condoms, and cheap plastic jewelry. I felt like a celebrity!
When we got off the float, the same cute guy who had brought me to the float told me to follow him. We went behind one of the large buildings and he pushed me up against the wall. He was lifting up my gown and groping my dildo. I moved away, afraid that he’d figure out it was just a toy. “Oh, you like it the other way, huh?” He bent over and exposed his cute little ass to me; I looked around and didn’t see anyone in the alley, so I pulled out the dildo and tried to shield it with my dress. I spit on the tip of the toy and pressed it between his ass cheeks. He grabbed at a box that was in front of him as I began rocking my hips, pushing further inside of him. He moaned, “Oh, yes, doll. Fuck your little fag.” I was so turned on that the friction from the dildo was going to make me cum. I grabbed his hips and pushed him harder against me until he and I both came. He exhaled, turned around, and said, “Thank you, doll. I will definitely see you around.” He blew me a kiss and left while I tried to absorb what had happened. My friends weren’t going to believe this!

First Sex Toy Adventure

I spent the night with my best friend and she brought out a lot of pictures from when we were teens. And we both really laughed at one in particular: our first trip to a sex toy store. We looked a little older than we were, so we didn’t have a problem getting in; plus, the guy just asked us to show him our tits, and we did! We walked around for hours, deciding what to get. I bought a pink vibrator that I could insert. We were so excited to use our new toys; but, when we got to my friend’s old car, the battery was dead! We called a repair service and waited. I really wanted to play with my toy and was getting sexually frustrated because my clit was unbearably hard. When the repair guy fixed the car, he asked for payment but we didn’t have enough cash; he looked at the store and asked if we bought anything we’d like to show him. That was all the encouragement I needed: I went to the side of the building and sat on a paint can, whipped out my new vibrator, and pushed it to my clit. I came hard within minutes, my cunt throbbing. One chick walked to her car and saw me; but, I bet it turned her on. I raised my shirt and began squeezing my nipples, eager to give the toy another try. The mechanic took out his stiff cock and began stroking it with his greasy fingers. I plunged the toy inside of me and bit my lower lip; damn, I was going to shoot. The mechanic got closer and I shot my cunt juices all over him! I sucked his cock off and his cum dripped down my throat. I love ‘first’ experiences like these!

Attn: Mistress Levi’s Sissy

Dear Sissy Fairy Fag:
You know that you are running out of time, pathetic pitiful paypiggy! I remain optimistic that you will do as you should, little one.The generous deadline of Friday, July 18th is coming up soon. You know that it is your place to provide a luxurious vacation for Mistress Levi and her girls; this is not a request, but your duty for all the loving attention and humiliation that we provide. Otherwise, you will suffer serious consequences. Of course, you will be shamed on television and radio broadcasts. We will all hang up pictures of you everywhere, along with words that describe your unforgivable actions and demands that you be taunted whenever seen in public. You will not want to leave your house because you everyone will know about you. We will be forced to announce your sissy ways to the world; and your career and reputation will be completely ruined.  Perhaps most importantly, you will disappoint Mistress Levi, who will instruct us not provide you with the attention that you crave! So, please pay your dues and continue to be chastised, humiliated, and loved like you need to be by Mistress Levi and us girls; it would be such a sad loss for us if we could not ridicule our sissy whore anymore; so, please know your place and do what you are required to continue to be Mistress Levi’s sissy fairy fag and our beloved mascot!
Hoping pathetic paypiggy does what she should so she can remain our favorite sissy fairy fag!
Lacey