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Kinky Girlfriend

GFE phone sex

I’ve been told before that I’m the perfect girlfriend, so I figured that I’d be really great at GFE phone sex, too! It turns out I was right! I have so many phone sex boyfriends that adore me and I love them right back! There’s no need for you to get jealous that I have other boyfriends. I have room in my heart and between my legs for all of you. You’ll get the same time and attention as all my other boyfriends get. I’m here to cater to your every want and need.

We can talk about anything you want. It doesn’t even have to be about sex. If you had a bad day, tell me what I can do for you, and I’ll do it. I’ll take your side in every situation, unless you want me to challenge you, of course. I know that different men need and like different things in their relationships. Oh, and don’t you dare worry. There’s still a LOT of sexy time in it for you. I’m the full package phone sex girlfriend. You might even say that I’m the girl of your dreams.

Too Hot for Small Cock

cuckolding phone sex

Many women offer their cuckolding phone sex services, but they’re not as into it as I am. I LIVE for making men with teeny weenies feel inferior. It’s not like they could ever do anything for me sexually, so I might as well get some kind of satisfaction out of them. And laughing at your miniscule dick while I tell you how many times I’ve fucked guys who are way bigger than you will really satisfy me. It will make my pussy wet and then I’ll masturbate and make you listen without touching yourself.

Most men think I can’t cuckold you properly over the phone, but I assure you that I can. I’m not going to tell you how here because I don’t give myself away for free to losers like you. You’ll call me to hear all of the details. And when you beg me to let you touch yourself, I might. But I also might not right away. I guess you’d better hope that you catch me in a generous mood. But if I do let you touch yourself, it’s going to cost you. Don’t keep me waiting anymore. 

Ass to Mouth

ass to mouth phone sexHave you ever fucked a woman in the ass and then she refused to suck your cock? What a fucking prude. I LOVE ass to mouth phone sex and I know you do, too. Most women won’t suck a cock that’s been in her ass. Baby, you will never have to worry about that from me. It’s honestly one of my favorite things. I love how taboo it is to suck a cock that’s got my ass juices all over it. Maybe it’ll even have a little bit more than juices on it. Fuck, that turns me on so damn much.

While we’re waiting on your cock to get hard again, you can use my dildo and fuck my ass over and over again, making me clean it up every single time. You can watch me degrade myself by being a cock sucking whore who loves the taste of her ass juices. Once it’s clean, stick it in my ass again and get it dirty for me. I’ll keep doing that until your cock is hard again and you can fuck my hot little cunt. It won’t take me long to cum because I’m so fucking excited. Do you want to fill my cunt, or make me eat that, too?

Big Tit Fucking Skank

big tit fucking

I am totally a big tit fucking slut. Of course, I love getting my cunt fucked, but there’s something hot about a man throwing me on my back and fucking my big tits that sets my cunt on fire. That’s why I always love being titty fucked when I’m having a threesome. That way, there is a cock to fuck my horny pussy while my boobs are getting plowed. Nobody even has to try very hard to make me cum in that scenario. My pussy is locked and loaded and ready to cream all over a big fat cock.

Don’t even get me started on how hot it is to have a load of sticky jizz all over my jugs. Group sex and gang bangs are fun for that reason. I always ask the guys to blow at least four or five loads on my boobs. They like to cum inside me sometimes, but we all end up getting what we need. Do you have a fantasy involving a big pair of titties and you want to play with me? Get on the phone and call me for the best big tit phone sex you didn’t even know you need.

Hypnotic Lacey

erotic hypnosis phone sex

You might not think that erotic hypnosis phone sex is for you but hear me out. You might not want to be the one who is being hypnotized, and you don’t have to be. I could tell you stories about the times I’ve used erotic hypnosis to get what I wanted. The most recent example was more fun than I’ve ever had in my life. I have this fuck buddy who told me early on that he secretly desired sucking big black cocks. If you know me at all, you know that that statement excited me quite a lot.

I didn’t bring it up for a while, but when I did, he denied ever saying that. He tried to tell me that he’d never do something like that. So, I hypnotized him. While he was under, I planted seeds of the naughty nature. Let’s just say that when he woke up from his hypnotic trance, it was easy to manipulate him. He was more than ready to get down on his knees and suck a big black cock. I know I can help you out in the same way. If you’re brave enough, that is. You can always blame me if your wife walks in on you with a massive black cock deep down your throat. 

Evil Cunts

2 girl phone sex

I hope for your sake that you’ve been saying your prayers. Something dark and delicious is coming for you. Is your faith strong enough for you to resist two gorgeous temptresses? Is your sky daddy strong enough to hold you up when we start on you? I doubt it. I’ll give you a head start.  Repeat after me, “god, help me. Lacey and Haley are coming for my soul.” Your cock doesn’t stand a chance.  Between my round ass and her perky tits you’ll be so compliant for us. Your god can’t stop us from taking your soul. He’s too weak. 

You can tell yourself that it’s not a big deal, it’s only blasphemy phone sex. The devil is very real and we’ll pray to praise him for giving us the gift of sexuality. Our dark Lord, thank you, Lucifer for falling so that we could experience the pleasures of our human flesh.  He left the kingdom but he is the true King. You’ll see, you’ll serve him too. With two evil beauties goading you into cursing and blaspheming the cunt son of god, you will fall too. We’ll seduce the sin right out of your mouth. Pray then call. 

blasphemy phone sex

Pain and Pleasure

CBT phone sex

 I had the time of my life tearing a bitch apart recently. This pathetic wimp said no Mistress had ever made him use his safe word. I asked him what the fuck a safe word was supposed to do. He told me his safe word was peppermint and I told him to take the hope of me stopping because he was feeling sort of ouchie were slim to none. What a gonad. So I stripped that bitch down and squeezed his nuts taking ownership over them. I let my nails draw blood. He was shaking and I was licking it up like a cat with delicious cream. Silly man, do you think you have a say? Your cock and balls are mine. 

You call women for CBT phone sex but have you had a woman talk you through the ultimate cock and ball torture call? Let’s remove the useless organ and flush it down the toilet like a turd. You masochistic boys better get your knives and a bag of frozen peas. Everything you have is mine, and that includes your dick and your nuts. So call me for their removal. You won’t miss them once the testosterone production stops.

Crossdressing Phone Sex Party

crossdressing phone sex

Getting calls from crossdressing phone sex lovers like you always really makes me happy. It’s SO much fun to talk about girlie things with someone who enjoys them just as much as I do. I’d LOVE for us to talk about getting all dressed up together and then going out clubbing. Which one of us do you think would get hit on first? We will both look really slutty, so it’s anybody’s guess. I can’t believe you haven’t found a friend like me to fill that role in your life. Maybe if we’re lucky, we can even pick up a guy to share together.

I know that not all crossdressers are into that, but if you are, keep on reading. I want us to scout out guys together and then we’ll start working on them. If you promise a drunk guy a blow job from two women, he’s not going to look THAT closely to make sure you’re really a woman. I find that SO exciting. We’ll be sticking it to the man, and we’ll have a delicious cock to suck. If you’re interested in crossdressing fantasies, get on the phone and give me a call. We’ll make it exactly what you need!

Cum Shots on Tits is a Sport

cum shots on tits

One of my very favorite things in the world is cum shots on tits! I love sucking a guy off until he is ready to blow his load, and then I stroke that big cock until he shoots it all over my amazing titties. Sometimes I love rubbing it in, sometimes I love having a girl there to play with and lick it off me, and sometimes I just let it sit there. It makes me feel like a whore when I do that, and that’s the best feeling in the entire world. I mean, other than orgasms, of course.

Do you like cumming on big titites? What’s your favorite thing to do before you shoot that wad? Would you prefer to fuck my pussy instead of my mouth? Slam my fuck hole and then pull out so you can paint my titties with that seed. Maybe you’ll go down and lick me until I cum while I rub it all over myself. I have faith that we’ll find something fun to do. As long as you love perky jugs and orgasms, you can’t go wrong with me.

Cuckolding Phone Sex Dream Girl

cuckolding phone sex

Men like you don’t deserve beautiful women like me. Why? Well, you have a tiny little dick. If you can even call it that. The only thing you’re ever going to be really good for is humiliation and cuckolding phone sex. I am certain that you’d be hard pressed to find a woman who would even pity fuck you if she’s not getting something out of it. That’s why you probably have a wife. She’s with you because of the life you can provide for her, not because of the sex. Go ahead – ask your wife if you’ve ever made her cum. And tell her to be brutally honest.

Is it your fault that you were born with that little nub between your legs where your dick should be? No. But any woman you’re with should not have to suffer for your inferiority. How do you feel about this information? You should call me and tell me while your wife is out with her “girlfriends”. She’s really out fucking a big black cock, but she probably wouldn’t ever tell you that. I would be happy to, though. So, are you ready for some humiliating fun?