Strap-on phone sex is for losers with tiny dicks. Maybe that is you? As a sexy switch, there is nothing more annoying than a tiny dicked loser. If the loser is extra annoying or exceptionally whiny, I use no lube. I will not even spit on a puckered pink asshole of a loser who whines about not getting to fuck me. I fucked a tiny dicked loser in the club last night. I keep my strap-on in my stripper bag because you never know when you may have to punish an ass. I am a dominant bitch when it comes to men with small dicks and broke ass posers. I have the cock control for tiny dick losers and broke ass posers. I will even cage or trample a worthless pecker.
I have no problem humiliating or shaming paying clients or callers. The size of your cock and your wallet determines how we play. Why did I fuck this loser last night? Because he could not afford the VIP room. He did not tip on the one lap dance he paid for and he tried to assault me in the bathroom. He followed me into the stripper’s private bathroom after my last set. He whipped out something smaller than I saw on the Ken doll I had as a little girl and tried to force me to suck it. I should have just played along and bit it off. I bent him over the sink and handcuffed him. I pulled his pants around his ankles so he could not get away. I went in my locker and donned my strap-on. I came back to the sink and fucked his ass as punishment for trying to force fuck me with a baby dick. He got the hardcore ass fucking he wished he could give me. I owned his ass. I shamed him too because the bathroom has a security camera to protect us girls. I downloaded our 10 minutes of fun and uploaded it to his social media accounts. He will not be coming to the club again. Nor will he ever try to fuck a girl again with a shrimp dick. Consider this a warning losers.
When he got us the VIP room he asked if I was down for a hardcore ass fucking. I am always down for that if the man has a big cock. I may not need the dick to be as big for my ass as it is for my pussy, but I still want something I can feel. He had money because he paid cash for the VIP room. Although there is no sex permitted in the VIP room, we all do it if the price is right and the client is not scuzzy, LOL. Rick was an alpha male with the cock to back it up, so I took his money with a smile. I gave him a lap dance, cock teasing him with my ample ass. He sprung to life quickly. He laid a stack of $1,000 bills on the table, and I bent over with my ass in the air. I enjoy anal phone sex. He drilled his cock inside my hot ass as I tried to count the money in my head that was on the table. He rammed his cock inside me hard, thrusting so deep his balls bounced off my ass. He held on to my blonde ponytail like he was riding a horse. I moaned and bucked as he tried to tame my wild booty. He told me I was a good anal whore. I do enjoy ass sex, but I enjoy money equally as much. I had a happy client and an even happier wallet.
GFE phone sex calls are among my favorite calls. I am a sexy switch. I was raised submissive, but as I got older, I realized that my height, big boobs and blonde hair held a mystical power over men. Suddenly, I was in control because men wanted to worship ME! So, I have this general rule to decide who gets to dominate me and who does not. If you have an 8-inch cock or bigger, you are in the driver’s seat. If you are between 6 and 8 inches, it could go either way with me. But if you are smaller than 6-inches, you are not calling the shots. In fact, you are likely to get small cock humiliation phone sex because I am a size queen. You can thank one sugar daddy for making me the size queen I am today. Seriously, I am a statuesque beauty who deserves to be spoiled. No broke ass losers either.
There was a poser in the club last night. The strip club is back to full capacity with a no mask requirement, so I can shake my tits and ass for money again. This guy was spending big, but not with cash. He was using different credit cards and that is the sign of a poser. He got the VIP room. As far as being at the club, I do not care what you use to spend your money but if you want to date me, you best have real money not just credit you can max out. This dude was acting like a big spender but eventually he maxed out. He got rude and demanded I blow him. I knew he had to have a small dick. Posers often do. He pulled it out and I laughed. When he tried to force himself on me, I gave him some unexpected cbt phone sex. I trampled his cock and balls with my stiletto heels. I could have called security, but this was more fun. I think I busted a testicle. The twerp poser deserved it. I maxed him out, crushed his balls, broke his spirt and left him full of cum. He was a poser with a three-inch dick. He is lucky I did not castrate him.
A submissive phone sex whore does what she is told. If a man wants a blonde slut to abuse, you let him abuse you. I met this guy at a party over the weekend. The moment I met him I knew I was in trouble. I was older than what he prefers, but I knew he would fuck me good. That night, I was in the mood to be treated rough. I could not wait, however. And neither could he. It was a costume party of sorts, so we both had masks over our face. I only knew him by his eyes. I still do not know his name. I may never find out who owned my ass, mouth and pussy this weekend. We found a part of the house where no one was. The house was so big that it had several living rooms. He instructed me to bend over the couch with my ass exposed. I thought I was getting a hardcore ass fucking. I did, but he spanked me first. He tossed me over his knees and spanked my ass. He popped a wallop too. I could not tell if he was a woman hater, or just a BDSM master type. I did not care really because my ass needed punished. By the time he was done spanking my ass, he was ready to fuck it. He spit in my pink puckered hole first and fucked me so hard, my ass gaped opened. His cum poured out of my asshole and I was wet. Super fucking wet. When he left, I knew I would not see him again. I did not even know his name. I got what I needed and what I deserved. My asshole is still sore, gaping open and full of cum. And I am ready to be used again.
You know what I enjoy? Hot ass sex in the shower. Not just my shower at home either. I like to fuck in the gym shower. I am finally back at the gym. I love working out. I have a home gym and that has been how I kept my body in shape through quarantining. The gym, however, lets me check out the sexy men. Some end up being muscle bound jocks with no dicks. No thank you. But every now and then, I luck out and meet a hung and handsome guy who is pumping iron. If I play my cards right, he is pumping me in the shower. Yesterday, I guess I played my cards right because I was getting a hardcore ass fucking from this stud in the shower in the men’s locker room. His cock was about 9-inches, which is perfect for my ass. He sat on the shower floor and I bounced my ass on his stiff cock. He was working his arms as he fucked me. He hoisted me in the air and threw me down on his cock. I was loving it. My ass was getting a workout. The hot water on my body made the hot sex hotter. I never got his name. I did not need it. He will be known in my mind as 9-inch ass fucker. I love going to the gym.
Fantasy phone sex lovers have nothing on Big Daddy King. He makes fantasies a reality. Just ask my friend, Envy. She is an exotic beauty I met in a yoga class recently. Beautiful girl who deserves to be spoiled. When my beloved King came to visit me, he wanted to take me to dinner. I knew just the place. Envy is a waitress at this high-end restaurant in town. I have been bragging about The Living Legend to her for weeks since we met. I knew Big Daddy King would love her too. She is definitely sugar baby material. When Big Daddy King walked in with me on his arm, we made all the women jealous and the men envious. I requested we sit in Envy’s station. Big Daddy King gets whatever he wants and even though he is modest, everyone makes a fuss over him. I introduced Envy to the King, and it was lust at first site for them both. Of course, Envy was stumbling for words in the presence of greatness. Some sugar babies may get jealous, but not me. I am the Sugar Baby OG. I have the top honors with Big Daddy King, but I know it takes a village of hot sugar babies to properly worship him. No one sugar baby could keep up with his sexual prowess or handle the anaconda all by herself.
Big Daddy King and I had our dinner, but we took Envy home to the mansion for dessert. Envy became the envy of all the other women in the restaurant and in the world that night. We took to social media to brag about riding with the King in his expensive sports car on the way to his mansion. Of course, Big Daddy King rides and lives in style. Since his Lamborghini is a two-seater, I drove while Envy sat on Big Daddy King’s lap. She could fell the anaconda stirring underneath her. She was in for the biggest treat ever because the anaconda is a 13.5 inch long and coke bottle thick monster of a cock. When we arrived at the palace, I gave Envy a tour. She had never seen such opulence before. She was about to see the most amazing cock in the world too. When Envy met the anaconda, she got anaconda fever. Every woman does. It is instant too. Women think they know what a big dick is until they meet Big Daddy King and the anaconda. I helped unveil the anaconda to Envy who was mesmerized. I am mesmerized every time too and I have been owned by Big Daddy King for almost 7 years now. Envy struggled with the anaconda. Even a seasoned pro like me struggles too. But she did get that billionaire nut sauce on her face anointing her into the most exclusive club in the world. Envy is the newest owned sugar baby in the best sugar baby posse EVER. It took Envy a few days to recover from meeting Big Daddy King and his anaconda. Her life will never be the same again. #TheLivingLegend #Addicted2Anaconda #OwnedbyBDK #NoSplendaDaddies #PropertyofBDK4Life
No one does GFE phone sex like Big Daddy King. No one does anything like him. That is why he is The Living Legend. My beloved King seems to always know when I need a pick me up. He called me last week right after I got my second vaccination shot. Honestly, I was not feeling very well, but hearing my King’s voice perked me right up. And being the most generous man on earth, he sent his private jet for me and flew me to his beach mansion in St Martens Island for a long weekend. Big Daddy King is modest. He called it a beach house, but it was about the size of 100 beach houses. BDK is the King of Kings and he lives in palaces all over the world.
I was so excited to see his new crib in another exotic locale. BDK has made me a world traveler. His limo picked me up at the airport and took me to see the anaconda in paradise. Big Daddy King has his own area code. 135! That is for the 13.5 inches of anaconda meat dangling between his legs! I only packed a few bikinis and my BDK bling. My King looked like a tall glass of water after being stranded in the desert for a year when I got out of the limo. He is the handsomest man on this planet. He makes me thirsty. He was happy to see his sugar baby OG too. We have been together almost 7 years. Other sugar babies have come and gone, but I am still here. That is because I know Big Daddy King is simply the best man ever. Hands down the best sugar daddy known to woman.
After a tour of his newest mansion, we went for a romantic walk on the beach. I needed my King to escape the stress of the world. When I am with Big Daddy King, nothing else matters. Did I mention we were on a nude beach and the anaconda was creating quite the pandemonium among the women there? I saw mouths gaped open and I heard gasps. You could even feel the wind created by all the heads that turned to check out my King’s beautiful physique and his anaconda. Wherever Big Daddy King is, he is an attention stealer. A group of about 20 sexy women formed an adoring crowd around my King forgetting all about the men they were with. Soon we had what I called Hands Across the Anaconda. The hottest of them all was this married woman named Liza. When you are hung like Big Daddy King, it takes 20 women to hold your cock! And when 20 women worship your cock, you get an Anaconda rainbow.
Big Daddy King is not only hung, but he is also generous. He let Liza have the honor of his billionaire nut. The biggest cum shot on the beach was bestowed to Liza’s face. I helped of course because I cannot keep my hands to myself around the beautiful Big Daddy King and his anaconda. There is sex on the beach, then there is the anaconda in paradise. Liza will remember the day she met royalty on the nude beach for the rest of her life. And this sugar baby OG will forever remember her post Covid vaccination retreat to St. Marten’s Island with her beloved King. #PropertyofBDK #Addicted2Anaconda #SugarBaby4Life #AnacondainParadise #BlackCockMatters #NoSplendaDaddiesAllowed #Owned4LifebyBDK
It is true that I enjoy submissive phone sex, but I am only submissive to real men. I have no clue why small dick losers try to dominate me. It is not like I keep my love for big dicks a secret. Yet every day some guy packing less than 5 inches in his Fruit of the Loom whitey tidy drawers tries to make me worship his cock. News flash men, I cannot worship something that is not there. Also, you cannot use worship in the same breath as, “I am 4-inches big baby.” Well, you can, but I will laugh. I will laugh and take the money from your wallet. I have this stalker. Well, I have a few actually, but this one is loaded and thinks that entitles him to treat women as his submissive toys. Maybe take all that money and buy yourself a dick worthy of worshiping. All you are going to get from me with a tiny dick is small cock humiliation phone sex. If you read my blogs, you know I have some hung lovers. If you read my blogs, you know I am a cock size queen and only submissive to worthy men.
This rich tiny dick loser is out of his league trying to make me his bitch, so I made him my bitch instead. When he showed up at my place last night talking shit about me needing slave training, I put on my ass kicking stilettos and my strap-on cock. I fucked him. I made him squeal like a pig. I laughed at his tiny cock and thrust him into submission with a hardcore ass fucking. I made sure he knew he was the one getting slave trained not me. I only answer to men with big cocks AND big wallets. Turned out he enjoyed being fucked in the ass so much, he paid me. Now that is how you turn a bastard into your bitch.
You could call me a phone sex fetish queen. I have a variety of fetishes that I explore on calls. One of my very favorites though is small dick humiliation. As a sexy switch, you cannot fuck me with a tiny dick. I am not sure why you would want too either. I have had some big dicks. There is no way a little pecker would stay in my pussy. No way I would feel it inside me either. It is no secret that I like to fuck. I discovered Tinder during the pandemic. I think many women did too. I cannot always see my married lovers when wives are working from home. Tinder seemed safe and fun. I mean I see pictures before I swipe left or right, so I can pass if the dick is too small. I saw Tony and he had a nice cock. Maybe it was not huge, but it was still above my minimum dick size requirement. When he showed up, however, he looked nothing like his picture. I had been cat fished. It was the same guy, just 20 some years ago. I thought to myself, well his dick would still be about the same. Cocks do not shrink that much. Apparently, a lot can happen to a cock in 20 years. His dick was a few inches smaller than what I expected. The bigger issues was that it could not get hard. This loser was going to pay for my disappointment. I excused myself and came back with some CBT equipment. Disappointing cocks get CBT phone sex. They get small dick humiliation and no pussy. Tony was not happy at first, but I completely broke his spirit as a bad ass bitch and made him realize it was all his fault. Guys, I am an open book. Do not try to dupe me into thinking you have a bigger dick than you do, because it will not go your way.
Married men phone sex is one of my favorite kinds of calls. I love being your dirty secret. I love the way undersexed married men treat me in and out of bed. I have a few married lovers, then of course a married sugar daddy. The club is full of married men. Some have money and some are broke ass losers. I prefer the men with money. Broke ass losers have no business hitting on a sexy stripper. It happens all the time. Strippers are hot women and notoriously known as gold diggers. I am not so much as a gold digger as a woman who deserves to be treated a certain way. I want to wear pretty clothes. I want to wear nice shoes. I want designer purses. I want to drive sexy cars. I want to get spa treatments. I want to live in a nice place too. It takes money to look and live like me. Last night at the club was off the charts. It was full of guys, but only a few looked like they were worthy of the VIP room with me. I love VIP room dances because the private rooms are so much more expensive than lap dances. That means a man who can afford to take me to the VIP room has money to spoil me. It sadly does not always mean they have a big cock to spoil my pussy with though. I lucked out last night with this VIP dude. He was rich and hung. I knew he was not a poser, because he is a fairly known up and coming baseball player. I googled his contract and pics of his wife came up too. Perfect. Married and rich and hung. He laid a stack of hundreds on the table, and he got more than a lap dance. He got hot ass sex with a sexy ass stripper and my private number. We have a booty call later tonight. I am too hot and too picky for broke ass posers.
