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Big Tit Photos Leads to Other Things for the Right Dick or The Right Price

big tit photosMen love my big tit photos. I’ve done my share of nude modeling since I was 18. I still get requests occasionally from legitimate online outfits. And sometimes random men I meet on the street or in the club offer to pay me to pose for some big titty pictures.

The way I see it, showing off my tits seems like easy money. In the VIP room last night, a new guy laid out $500, and I thought he wanted a blow job or a hand job. $500 will not give a random man access to my pussy or ass. But he did not even want to touch me. This man considers himself a fan of big boobs fake or real. He showed me his phone which suggested a healthy phone sex fetish for big breasted women.

For his spank bank, I assumed. But the club seemed slow and I needed the money. I asked about the catch, and he said there was none. So, I put the money in my G string and took off my bra for him. He used some fancy attachment for his cell phone that I guess magnified my boobs. Hard to believe somebody wants to make these puppies even bigger, LOL.

As I posed for pictures, I checked out his crotch. Either this man did not bat for the opposite team, or he sported a tiny dick. If my boobs made him hard, I could not tell. That’s never a good sign. Curiosity got the better of me, and I asked him to show me his dick. And he looked at me surprised.

Some Men Know They Cannot Please Any Woman

But he pulled it out. However, he did warn that his dick was nothing to brag about. Holy fuck I think I literally saw the smallest penis I’ve ever seen in my life. Micro penis at best. That thing looked more like a frightened turtle hiding in a shell. All potatoes, no meat.

He did not ask for small cock humiliation phone sex, so I bit my tongue. Plus, I didn’t want to risk my $500. But he saw me trying to stifle my laughter and told me he gets that reaction often. Nice man. In a way I feel bad for him. Good looking guy. Clearly can afford the VIP room and $500 for titty photos. But his parents pissed off somebody for him to be born with such a small dick.

It did peek out of its shell a little bit observing my big boobs. But I couldn’t even titty fuck this man. My boobs would swallow his cock up. Wow. I did not know what to do. After the photos, however, he offered me even more money to give him a blow job. I struggled with this. Do I give him head and sacrifice my standards or do I lose out on money I need because I’m proud. Perhaps that’s what folks call a conundrum.

I’ve Seen Many Small Dicks in My Life, But I Just Saw the Smallest One Ever

So, I took the money. Perhaps if he wanted to fuck me, I would have refused the money. But all I needed to do was put that poor tiny little dick and balls in my mouth and make him cum. So, I swallowed my pride and I swallowed his dick. He came quickly. I barely felt it. Honestly, I felt sorry for the guy. He must feel awful being so good looking and otherwise charming with such a minuscule penis. Poor man appears used to rejection. I guess he’s resorted to paying women to blow him.

He paid me $2000 for a blowjob that lasted less than five minutes. And another $500 for some naked big boob pictures. Easy money. So, I swallowed my pride. Five minutes out of my life. And I can pay my rent. Hopefully he’ll come back to the club sometime soon because that might be the easiest money I’ve ever made. I didn’t even really feel his dick in my mouth. Poor guy. Must suck to essentially display a nonexistent dick.

Phone Sex Besties Get a Visit From The Naked Handyman

phone sexMarley and I enjoy phone sex together. We share some mutual clients, and we always look forward to playing together. And we especially enjoy playing together with my prince James. Since Marley and I are great friends, we share a lot of things. And recently she expressed disappointment in her neglectful boyfriend. Can you believe that guy does not want to fuck such a young cute girl like Marley.

Well, I knew just who to call to take care of her needs. What her boyfriend won’t do my naked Handy Man will. One text to James and he arrived with his toolbox in less than an hour. And Marley seemed very excited to get laid by my naked Handy Man. Good friends share their toys. So, I told Marley my naked Handy Man would rock her world. Once he arrived, he sat in a chair, and Marley did a seductive strip tease for him. She wore a lacey bra and panties and utilized some of my stripper moves that I taught her.

She really needed some action. And she needed to cum. Poor girl has not been laid in months. My naked Handy Man wanted Marley to lie on my table, and I helped tie her down. Although I knew what he planned for her, she did not. So, I think she felt a little vulnerable tied up naked on my dining room table. But my naked Handy Man broke out his furry muff toy and ran it all over her body, brushing it over her young bald pussy and her nipples too.

Two Sluts Seem Better Than One

I could already smell her excitement. James blew on her love garden and placed his fingers inside of her kitty as he nibbled on her love button. He even pinched her nipples as he continued to lick her kitty. Even tied down, Marley started to squirm on the table. She needed my naked Handy Man. She needed his touch and his cock.

In the moment, I felt like such a good friend. My naked Handy Man opened Marley‘s love tunnel and inserted a small vibrator inside of her. She started cumming instantly. James got into the 69 position with my bestie. And that placed his cock right over her face.

 I watched her slowly take my naked Handy Man’s throbbing cock down her throat as he continued to work his magic on her love garden. I could not be benched for this hot action, however. So, I joined and started licking under his balls and behind his shaft as his love rocket penetrated my best friend’s neglected pussy.

The harder my naked Handy Man licked Marley‘s cunt the wetter she became. Before long, she began to beg for his cock. So, I grabbed it and guided it into her juicy slit. His big purple head popped in and out of her wet pussy while I rubbed her clit and licked his cock. Before long, James entered her love garden balls deep. My naked Handy Man made Marley his newest slut.young bald pussy

I Loving Sharing My Naked Handyman with my Bestie

She squeezed his cock with her tight love muscle, and he started to jackhammer her pussy. I rubbed her clit and kissed her as our naked Handy Man ravaged that pussy. Damn, she started cumming repeatedly on his cock. I could feel the little tremors of her clit as my tongue continued to swirl around it.

My hands massaged James ‘s full balls, and he seemed about ready to blow his biggest cum shot in her love tunnel. And I could not wait. Because I knew as soon as he came inside of her, my tongue would plunge inside to lick it all up. Like I said earlier I’m a very good friend.

My naked Handy Man filled her pussy up with a ton of cum. Plenty for me to lick out and snowball with Marley. I took some pictures of the action to send to her neglectful loser boyfriend. He will soon learn a valuable lesson. You cannot keep a hot girlfriend if you’re not fucking her. Because there’s always somebody willing to fuck her. And this time the man willing to fuck Marley ‘s neglected pussy just happened to be my naked Handy Man.

I sucked Marley‘s sweet juice off his dripping cock and brought him back to life to fuck me. I love that my naked Handy Man seems so willing to help all my friends experience the same intense pleasure he brings to me. I’m not jealous. When I have a great lover, one who takes care of my every physical need, I want to share that with the women I’m closest to like Marley. Now we both owe my naked Handy Man a world of gratitude. He satisfied two sexy babes in one session. How lucky are we?

GFE Phone Sex is How We Exlpore Ass Fetishes

gfe phone sexGFE phone sex babes know how to please. Met a long time regular of mine in the VIP room at the club. He wanted to explore a new fetish. He wanted to eat my ass.  This married guy up to now seemed very vanilla. You might be surprised about the requests strippers get in the VIP room. Over the years, men ask me for all sorts of things. Including things like peeing on them or pegging them in the ass. Some men even request cock and ball torture or cuckolding. And yes, men ask to eat my ass more often than you might think.

But the request from this guy surprised me because in the VIP room he acts vanilla. He tips well and he treats me with respect. However, a blow job seems to be all he ever wanted in the past. Maybe suck on my boobs and finger my cunt too.

However, last night he didn’t want me to rim his asshole. He wanted to rim mine. I never pegged him as an ass muncher. But I do love a good rim jobs phone sex session. I think hanging around strippers might’ve upped his kink quota.

I Love Entertaining Ass Munchers

What happens in the VIP room stays in the VIP room. So, if a man wants to eat my ass, I will not stop him. After years of fingering my pussy and receiving hot blow jobs, Luke graduated to eating ass. And he really got into it. He even parted my cheeks to get deep in there. Plus, he snaked his tongue literally inside of my asshole.

Apparently, his tongue resembles a lizard. So, he could snake it up my ass. And while he darted his tongue in and out of my puckered rosebud, he fingered my pussy at the same time. But that resulted in incredibly intense orgasms for me. And multiple orgasms too.

But I never judge what a man asks for in the VIP room. Just like I never judge a man’s kinks or fetishes on my phone sex line either. Our sexual urges should be explored. Luke told me he asked his wife once if he could eat her ass and she called him a deviant and a sick fucker. Well, I don’t think eating ass makes anybody deviant or sick. But I do think it makes you a healthy, red-blooded man. So, if you want to eat my ass, I won’t stop you either.

A Phone Sex Fetish for Eating Cum Out of My Pussy is Welcomed

phone sex fetishI cater to any phone sex fetish. Honestly, I find it fun to explore kinks and fetishes. One of the biggest fetishes I cater to nowadays is cream pies. I did not realize how many men out there enjoy eating a pussy after somebody else fucked that pussy. It’s becoming a huge fetish for men.

At the club this week, a man paid me a lot of money to fuck somebody else. Essentially, I think this man wanted the cuckold experience. Not a problem. I cuckold men all the time on my phone line. But he wanted more than just to watch the bouncer with a 9 1/2-inch cock fuck me. He wanted to eat my pussy after he came inside of me.

This loser paid me to fuck a real man so he could clean me up afterwards. Meaning he paid me that kind of money not to fuck him. This guy possesses what I call giraffe money. And by that, I mean Michael Jackson had so much money he bought a giraffe. This loser who comes into the club periodically sports a pretty small dick. Perhaps at best he measures 3 inches. But he has giraffe money so he can pay women not to fuck him.

If he wanted creampie phone sex I planned on giving it to him. So, I called the bouncer in, and we laughed at this loser together. I fuck the bouncer all the time. We all do. I’m sure he sees that as a perk of working in a strip club. But not often does he fuck us in the VIP room while some millionaire loser watches rubbing his little clitty.

Rich Men with Tiny Dicks Pay Hot Women Not to Fuck Them

Of course, the bouncer happens to be black. So, the little millionaire loser knew his cock would appear much bigger than his own. My Chihuahua has a bigger dick than this millionaire loser. So likely we could’ve thrown a stone and hit anyone in the club with a bigger dick than him.

But I enjoyed that big black cock deep in my pussy. I rode his ample cock reverse cowgirl, so I could laugh at this loser and tell him that my lover could cum more in one orgasm than he could in an entire year of jacking off. Little dicks can barely fill a thimble, but big dicks can fill a pussy.

Once the bouncer came in my wet bald pussy, I summoned a little loser over to get his creamy treat. And he gobbled up another man’s spunk like it tasted like the most expensive champagne on the earth.

Of course, I continue to hurl small dick insults at him. Such easy money. People ask me all the time why I’m 40 years old and still working in a strip club. For this reason, right here. Easy fucking money. So many simps out there will pay sexy babes top dollar to explore all sorts of kinks and fetishes. What kinks and fetishes do you have?

Black Cock Phone Sex with the King is Black History

black cock phone sexFebruary is not only Black History Month, but it’s also black cock phone sex month. And The Black Bull God is black history. So, my beloved King spent a month traveling throughout the US educating white losers about what their wives really want and need.

Cuckold sessions seem necessary. Too many husbands and too many men think they got what a woman wants. This lucky girl accompanied The Black Bull God to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. We went to this new nightclub that appeared packed. But Big Daddy King is a VIP wherever he goes and of course we secured the entire top suite overlooking the dance floor for our cuckold shenanigans.

I spotted four beautiful ladies who clearly came to New Orleans from Atlanta once they heard The Black Bull God would be there. They got our attention with their T-shirts. One had on a shirt that said, “Blonde Body for Black Daddy.” A second woman sported a T-shirt that stated, Black Owned Forever.”

I also spotted a “Queen of Spades,” T-shirt on the third girl. But the fourth woman, her shirt spoke to me. “Black Bull God Forever, White Boys Never.” I pointed these eager ladies out to my King. And sure enough, their attempts to get seen worked. I went down and escorted them up to the VIP room with us.

All White Women Know About The Black Bull God Cock

Two of the girls told us they were single while the other two came with their husbands. Perfect. Part of The Black Bull God’s educational tour involves showing white losers what their wives really want. Cuckolding phone sex sessions help white men adjust to a world where the black man is on top. On top of their wives, LOL.

One of the women we brought up, Destiny, created a shrine to The Black Bull God in her home. She’s a hot 25-year-old southern blonde with a big ass and big tits. All these women looked gorgeous. And they already sported their tramp stamps that say, “Property of The Black Bull God.”

Once introductions concluded, we waved to the two husbands waiting below for their wives. They look so dejected too. But I believe that’s because they know they cannot compete where they don’t compare. One of the girls married a very rich pay piggy. She married for money. And I think the other guy seemed comfortable financially too. But neither of those men could fuck their woman like The Black Bull God can. Then no one can.

All four women, five including me, fell to our knees to undo The King’s Gucci belt. We gave rainbow kisses to the Anaconda through its white cock sleeve. Feeling The Black Bull God Cock twitch made us all smile. Destiny got on Instagram and bragged about the anaconda. We compared our forearms to The Black Bull God Cock.

Nobody Fucks a Women Better Than The Black Bull God

cuckolding phone sexBig Daddy King offered us 10 grand if any of our forearms measured bigger than The Black Bull God Cock. Of course, we didn’t take that bet because we knew we would lose. We worshiped The Black Bull God Cock in a feeding frenzy. One of the married women began shaking her ass at Big Daddy King. She leaned over the railing of the deck of the VIP room. I knew what she wanted to do. She wanted her loser pay piggy husband down below to watch a real man with a real cock fuck her.

She started screaming, “Fuck me Black Bull God.” And her wish he granted. But she made fun of her husband ‘s tiny dick in front of the entire club. While at the same time getting stuffed full of more cock than she’s ever experienced in her life. Big Daddy King bottomed her out and spanked her jiggly ass while fucking her better than she’s ever been fucked before. Destiny went second. And The Black Bull God turned her into a fuck puppet. She started begging for in interracial phone sex breeding.

Eventually, we all enjoyed The Black Bull God Cock. As it turns out Destiny streamed at all. So, we fucked the most magnificent cock in the world, not only in front of club patrons, but in front of the entire world. We gave so many people a lesson in black cock history. What a wonderful time I enjoyed with my beloved King down in New Orleans. Our elite sugar baby posse keeps getting bigger. But it takes a village of women to take care of The Black Bull God Cock properly. Better watch out loser men. The Black Bull God is coming for your wife next.

GFE Phone Sex is One of My Favorite Kinds of Calls

gfe phone sexGFE Phone sex quickly became my favorite kind. I think that’s because as a GFE provider I get to take care of men. And although I consider myself a sexy switch, I do like serving men. Not necessarily as a bitch to abuse, but as a girlfriend to appreciate.

Mike comes into the club regularly. His normal girl is out sick with the flu. He asked me for recommendations for the VIP room. I gave him a few. He checked the strippers out with lap dances at his table. Then he asked me to give him a lap dance. I did it and he decided he wanted me in the VIP room. He told me my moves seemed so much better. I’ve also been dancing for a lot longer than some of these girls have been alive.

Although I teach all my new strippers some standard moves, new girls still hesitate. They never let themselves truly let loose until they do this a bit longer. So, I think he sensed that. His regular girl started at the club about five years ago. She does not possess the new girl jitters and neither do I. I’m a seasoned stripper and phone sex whore.

As a Sexy Stripper and Phone Slut, I Love Being the Girlfriend

So, we went into the VIP room. But I didn’t know what to expect. I never pry the girls for information on what they do in the VIP room. I only answer questions if they ask and help them deal with difficult patrons. Mike seemed simple. He wanted the GFE provider experience. I know that meant he wanted some head. And he wanted somebody to listen to him as he bitched about his wife.

To me, it doesn’t matter if he’s married. And it doesn’t even matter if he lied about what a bitch his wife became after birthing their twin sons. He still deserves someone to listen to him and someone to drain his balls. So, in that moment, I embodied both the girlfriend and the kinky whore. I listened to him as I swallowed his cock down my throat. Determined to give him the biggest cum shot. And I did. It felt like he blew a hole in the back of my head. He filled my mouth with so much cum that it came out of my nose too.

That poor man seemed incredibly backed up. He took out a wad of cash from his wallet and tossed it at me. He told me to take all his money because I was worth every penny. That made me very happy. Hopefully I didn’t just steal a good regular from one of my best strippers. But I could tell why she loves him so much. A great tipper with a great cock and just basic cock sucking with a side of the girlfriend experience. He is the kind of man we all love.

Titty Fucking Phone Sex in the VIP Room Left Me Coated in Cum and Financially Rewarded

titty fucking phone sexMen who enjoy titty fucking phone sex need a busty gal. Same in the club. We hire strippers of all tit sizes. Some guys like those itty-bitty titties on a tiny teen girl. It aids their perverted fantasies. But I am built like a woman, not a teen girl. A juicy ass, big tits and womanly curves, attract men who prefer their women more seasoned.

I never get jealous when guys prefer the flat chested, thin, lean bodies of our young teen strippers. But last night the club seemed packed with men into super big tits. Because I spent almost the entire night in the VIP lounge catering to men who want big titties. Because of my large boob size, my tits swallow up tiny dicks. So, if a man wants me to suck his cock while titty fucking me, he needs a sizable member for that.

My Big Boobs Swallow Up Tiny Dicks

But session after session in the VIP room for big tit fucking seemed rather disappointing for me. My boobs swallowed up every cock until the last VIP session. Finally, a cock big enough to snake through my big tits and reach my mouth. An Italian stallion. I think I measured him about 10 1/2 inches. Nice thick juicy cock. My tits and my mouth loved it.

He left his mark on my tits too. Came all over them. Paid me extra to watch me lick his cum off my boobs. Apparently, his fetish. But I clean up any mess. I clean up a mess on my tits and in my pussy, even in my ass. If you appear lucky enough to titty fuck me or fuck my pussy, ass or my mouth, I will swallow that cum. Perhaps you could call me a jizz junkie. I do love cum. Even men who I would never let fuck me, I sometimes eat their cum if they paid me to shoot a load on my tits.

Some Men Beg to Clean off the Mess on My Tits Real Men Leave Behind

But something strange happened in the VIP room last night. Right as I started to clean up the mess this guy left on my boobs, another guy busted into the VIP room and begged to eat the cum off my tits. As I got ready to push the button for the bouncer, the guy who paid for the VIP room said hold my beer. He wanted to watch this little loser lick his cum off my big boobs.

So, I got paid to eat cum off my boobs but never ate the cum off my boobs. Some tiny dick loser took that honor. Maybe this guy is a jizz junkie too. But perhaps just a cuckold loser who wanted to clean up a mess he knew he could never make. I didn’t care. I still got paid. A real man titty fucked me and left a huge mess on my big tits. That guy paid me to eat the cum off my boobs, but before I could do that a little loser crashed the party and did it for me.

This phone sex babe laughed all the way to the bank. And I’m still thinking of that little loser so desperate for the taste of cum that he busted in on a VIP session just to taste another man’s cum on a set of boobs he could never touch otherwise. I’m sure he’s not the only little beta bitch cum slut boy around. Who else wants to lick cum off my tits?

Romantic Phone Sex is Something My Prince Excels At Delivering

romantic phone sexRomantic phone sex seems designed for my prince, James. I should’ve known that my handsome soldier would plan something special for me on Valentine’s Day. I figured I’d be alone on the most romantic day of the year. But my prince managed to sneak some time off from the Air Force Base to surprise his special girl.

I woke up to the smell of food. And I heard somebody in the kitchen. At first, I thought perhaps I was dreaming. Then for a moment, I thought somebody broke into my house. But why would a burglar be in my kitchen obviously cooking food.

Still in my pink nightgown, I ventured out and saw my beloved James cooking me a special breakfast for Valentine’s Day. My landlord let him in. I embraced him and asked him how I got so lucky. I love his hugs. He holds me so tightly that it feels like he will never let me go. And I like that feeling.

I put some Air Supply on and he smiled. As the music played, we sat down to eat, and he told me he couldn’t let his best girl spend Valentine’s Day alone. Sometimes I must pinch myself to know this is real. I never believed in love at first sight until that very day he walked into the strip club and our eyes locked. After breakfast, we danced to our favorite Air Supply song.

With my head on his shoulder and his arms around my waist, we melted into each other. Right before he kissed me passionately, he let this phone sex babe know that he loved her. And I love him. We make each other feel special and safe. The stripper and the officer, I joked. We paved our own unique love story.

No One Romances Me Better Than James

As we danced, I could feel his heart beating against mine. He pulled away gently and told reached into his pocket.  And he pulled out a small box with a red ribbon on it. I could feel my heart swelling with more love. The only present I need is you, James, I remember telling him.

I opened the box and saw the most beautiful pair of diamond stud earrings I’ve ever seen. A small token of his love. So elegant and beautiful. And when he told me that I deserved the world, our lips locked again in a passionate kiss. I love kissing James. I tingle at his touch and my heart flutters.

He scooped me up in his arms and carried me to my bedroom as Every Woman in the World played on my stereo. Slowly, I gave him a private strip tease. I love being his private dancer. I could feel his eyes on my sexy breasts, and I started to watch intently as he took his clothes off. Before long, we were naked on my bed, kissing passionately again. My fingers began to roam his body, as I felt him gently pinching my nipples and kissing my neck.

My hand reached down to stroke his soldier. But he became hungry for my love garden. I could see the fire in his eyes. And the love. So, I laid back on my bed, spread my legs and gently pushed his head between my legs. He began kissing my thighs. And barely touching my love garden with his nose. But I still trembled. Feeling his warm breath on the opening of my loved tunnel always excites me.

James and I Create Beautiful Magic Together

As he kissed up and down my love garden, I moaned and felt myself drenching his face. He hovered over my rosebud with his mouth and began to lick back-and-forth, turning my legs to jelly. As he flicked his tongue slowly and softly back-and-forth, my honey nectar drenched his face.

My hips started grinding gently on his face, and I started moaning louder. I felt like my thighs held his head like a vice grip. I ran my fingers though his hair as I quivered from his touch. With each flick of his tongue, he would go a little bit deeper into my womanhood. Now, he wore my legs like earmuffs. I got lost in the sensation of his tongue on my pussy. But I started to yearn for his soldier in my mouth.

Before that could happen, I enjoyed an intense orgasm on his face. His tongue unlocked my floodgates. My nipples felt so hard I thought they could cut glass. My back arched as I began to sweat and tremble preparing to cum on James‘s face. And as my juice cascaded over his face, he lapped it up. My entire body felt it. And I could not stop quivering. His mouth brought me closer to heaven in that moment.

Perhaps, I drowned my prince in my honey nectar. I saw his face peek up from between my legs, and he glistened like a glazed doughnut. I felt greedy wanting to feel his cock in my mouth. He twirled his tongue around my clit one more time sending electric shocks throughout my body. Then he spun my body around so that his soldier dangled above my face.

My Prince Makes Me Cum So Hard My Bedroom Smells of My Nectar for Days

The entire bedroom smelled like me. My pussy felt swollen and my legs could not stop shaking. I felt him spreading my lips with his fingers continuing to lick up and down as I kissed the head of his soldier. And I slowly guided him into my mouth until those Air Force balls felt flushed against my chin. We both began to moan in pleasure. I love slurping on his missile. I took him deep into my throat as he gently lapped up the juices flowing still from my very sensitive garden. We could both feel the passion.

I truly enjoy taking his love rocket down my throat and feeling him grow harder in my mouth. But I wanted him inside of me. He pulled his cock away from my mouth, turned his body around and slowly entered my love garden with his guided missile. My love muscles grabbed his cock and pulled him inside me. My juices enabled his soldier to glide into my garden easily. As I kissed him, I could taste my own love on his face. He started pumping faster and beads of sweat formed on his forehead as we kissed again, deeply and passionately.

Then he flipped me over doggy style so he could admire my nice ass. I twerked my round butt a few times begging for his cock deep inside of me. He pumped his soldier inside of my love tunnel. Real love pumped in and out of my pussy balls deep. I could feel him swelling inside my garden.

Dreams Do Come True, Even for Strippers

My juices cascaded down his shaft just like they did his face. Like a man on a mission my prince pumped in and out of my pussy, wanting to make me cum again. We made a huge wet spot on my bed too, but neither of us minded being drenched in the essence of the other. He held onto my body tightly as his love rocket thrust in and out of me.

Talk about a wet bald pussy. I’m not sure anything ever made me feel so wet. He flipped me over on my back so that I could see his love rocket going in and out of me. We both felt prepared to orgasm intensely. His soldier glistened from my juices. The veins popped out on his big purple head. He stroked it a few times and I stuck out my tongue to catch some love.

As I came on his soldier, I begged my prince to cum too. And as his seed flew out of his cock, I eagerly waited to taste his love sauce. His hot and sticky love felt so amazing on my body. I licked it from my fingers and rubbed it into my flesh. He collapsed on top of me and our bodies became one again.

Sometimes, Our Romance Seems Like a Fairytale

I wrapped my legs and my arms around him holding him so tightly. Neither of us felt like we could talk in that moment. Literally took the wind out of our sails. We felt dehydrated from such intense orgasms, but we managed to say, “I love you,” before collapsing out of exhaustion into each other’s arms.

We laid in the wetness of our love as 80s love songs continue to play in the background. The entire day was ours. He told me he managed to get the entire weekend off so that we could spend it in bed watching romance movies, making love and basking in each other ‘s love. Every day I ask myself how I got so lucky. Dreams to come true

Dominatrix Phone Sex Calls Leave Your Balls Full and Your Wallet Empty

dominatrix phone sexI love dominatrix phone sex calls. As a sexy switch, I tell guys the size of their dick depends on what they get. Although I do enjoy hair pulling, name calling, ass slapping, and things like that, I would never let a man with a tiny dick to any of that. And I would never let a man with a tiny dick fuck me either. Girls need standards.

I did something last night at the club that I hate to do. I got a tiny dick loser banned from the club. It goes against my desire to make money to ban guys from the club. If they get banned, they don’t spend money on pretty ladies anymore. But not only did this guy act like he had a big cock, but he also pretended he had money. In my circles, we call that a Splenda daddy. And for those of you who don’t get that reference, it’s a knock off sugar daddy. A pretend sugar daddy. GFE phone sex babes can spot a knock off a mile away.

This man booked the VIP room using three different cards so that gave it away, that he was broke ass loser. Now, he booked the VIP room with one of my newer girls. A young hot coed, dancing herself through college. We’ve experienced trouble with this man in the club before. But one way or another we managed to milk him dry. But this girl pushed the panic button, so I went into the room with our big black bouncer to rescue her.

Splenda Daddies are Knockoff Sugar Daddies Pretending They Deserve a Hot Babe

And I found him on top of my coed trying to force her to suck his little dick. Now I’m not saying that oral sex and fucking never occurs in the VIP room because it always occurs for the right price and the right cock. But this guy felt that because he paid for the VIP room that guaranteed him a blow job. Not all women at the club will accept money in exchange for sexual favors. We train young girls to say no to such offers because they don’t know how to spot an undercover cop yet.

This loser’s cock looked smaller than my pinky. I pulled him off her and I kicked him in the balls. My bouncer could’ve done it, but I wanted to put this loser in his place myself. He needed a woman to take him down because clearly, he thinks he owns all women. And I told him that with his tiny wallet and cock he lacks the means to own any woman. Plus, I further explained that any woman in this club appeared well out of his league.

I Teach All Strippers to Milk the Wallets of Splenda Daddies But Never Fuck Them

Not only did I emasculate this loser, but I also gave him a healthy dose of CBT phone sex. Trampled his cock, kicked him in the balls and I even bitch slapped him a few times. And my big black bouncer just watched and laughed. I did let the bouncer drag him out of the club and toss him in the dumpster outback where he belongs. And we let him know he got himself banned from the club forever.

We deal with tiny dick losers every day in the club. But most of them know that they sport tiny dicks and mind their manners. They just want a chance to look at the lovely ladies out of their league and give them some money. But there’s nothing worse than a tiny dick loser who doesn’t realize he’s a tiny dick loser.

Toilet Slave Phone Sex I Do, But Piggies Need to Pay Up for the Pleasure

toilet slave phone sexUnfortunately, in the past, I did experience toilet slave phone sex as the toilet slave. However, now I get to experience it from a much different perspective. As a switch, I now dominate men too. And I do my best to avoid anyone who wants to piss on me. But over the weekend I went to the club. The club remained closed for eight days because of the weather.

The club needed help. And I knew I could help. Surprise, the club looked packed. Eight days is a long time to go without looking at pussy for some of these guys. We do get quite a few lonely hearts at the club. Some men, I feel badly for milking. But most guys know what happens in the club is not reality. We stroke egos so we can drain wallets. It’s an exchange.

However, we all get our lovelorn stalkers. But mostly we experience men who know the women in the club work for tips. And on Saturday night I met a new guy. Cliff. An out-of-town businessman. He looked so sophisticated and married. I could see the ring on his finger. He approached me with an offer. This man did not want me to blow him, give him a hand job or even fuck him in the VIP room. But he did want this GFE Phone sex babe to piss on him.

Money Talks. You Want to Be My Toilet Slave? Pay Up Piggie.

Dammit. Not that I mind pissing on a toilet slave for money. I just didn’t see this coming. A sexy older man did not want to fuck me. He wanted humiliation. But once he pulled his pants down in the VIP room, I understood why. This man stood over 6 feet tall, but his cock appeared closer to 3 inches. How sad for him. How sad for women.

But I got the sense that this man understood he didn’t measure up. No stripper would want to fuck him for any amount of money. Mostly true. I know I wouldn’t. First, I pissed on his cock and balls, slapping his tiny dick and laughing. This poor man appeared to be all potatoes with no meat. He offered me a few extra thousand dollars to piss right on his face. So, I did it. I squatted my superior pussy and ass right over this loser’s face and forced him to drink my pee.

Then I used his face as human toilet paper. I made him lick me up and down to ensure he got every drop. This man bought the VIP room for two hours. And I chugged lemonade out of one of those power water jugs so I could supply him with an endless amount of urine. Usually, I send guys home from the VIP room smelling like my pussy. I turn them into glazed doughnuts, not a toilet. But money talks.

This phone sex babe won’t do anything for money. But that’s because I do possess some standards. However, I’m not too proud to ignore an offer to turn a man into my toilet slave. I find it fun and often profitable. Do you want to be my potty slave?