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Hot Phonesex is for Real Men Only: No Tiny Dick Losers, Please

hot phonesexI only know how to give hot phonesex. I am a sexy switch. If you have a big cock, I am your willing slut who does whatever you want. If you are a shrimp dick loser, well the best you can hope for is small dick humiliation. I had this loser at the club try to force his 3-inch nub in my mouth. Not only did he get laughed at, but he got himself escorted from the club and permanently banned. I do not touch cocks I do not want to touch. That loser did not take it well. He keyed “Whore” in my car. Well, I knew what I had to do. I love revenge. I got his info off a credit card receipt. Then I looked up his address and phone number. He was not unlisted thankfully. I showed up at his house. I was not alone though. I had a hung black lover with me. A black lover who loves cuckolding phone sex accomplice play. Now the pin dick loser did not know I had company when he let me in his house. I left the door open a bit though so my lover could get in the house. I played nice with the loser so he would think I wanted his sad nub. Delusional boy. No woman wants what is between his legs. My lover came in as this loser whipped out his clit stick. He bitch slapped the loser and told him he owed me an apology.  When he got indignant, my lover pulled out his monster cock and bitch slapped him with that instead. I let the loser watch as my hung lover showed him what my wet bald pussy really craves. I love cuckolding and shaming little dicks. Why should I be a slave anyway to some man who does not have a cock? Well, that loser will be licking his wounds for awhile now. But he did have an eye opening experience and maybe he will think again before he tries to force his nub on a hot woman.

Hot Ass Sex on the Beach with a Size Queen Goddess

hot ass sexHot ass sex on the beach is fun, but so is flaunting your goddess body to all the losers who could only dream of having you. My girlfriends and I took a little jaunt to the beach this past weekend. Just a three-day excursion. We brought nothing but beach wear. I rock a bikini. Truly, I do. We were not interested in meeting men. This was a girl’s trip. We planned on eating pussy, shopping, drinking and sunning our hot bodies. We found a nude beach by mistake. When in Rome, right? I like a nude beach. Clearly, I have no problem showing off my killer body. I do phone sex and I strip. We shed the bikinis and teased the poor men with dad bods and short dicks. Why is it that the folks with nothing to be proud of are always the exhibitionists? We did scope out the men, but it was a nude beach full of disappointment. We were not looking for big cock on this trip because we had booze, weed and big dildos, but if we found a superior body and cock, we would have indulged in some carnal fun. This was just pathetic pickings. Yet men with beer guts so big that it hid their cocks or scrawny men with nothing, but nubs were giving us the Joey from Friends cheesy ass, “How you doing?”, line. We giggled a lot on our day at the nude beach. But more than that we doled out a basket full of small dick humiliation. We are size queens. We are goddesses. We do not walk across a room for anything less than 8 inches. I did enjoy dick teasing some of the bolder men who wrongly assumed we would be amused with their short stacks. Not even if a guy was the last man on earth and I had not been laid in ions, would I settle for a 3-inch nub. My pussy would swallow that up and spit it out.  Same for my fellow hotties. We had a cockless mini vacation. It was a blast because on top of the drinking, shopping, pussy eating and sunbathing, we had a lot of small cock humiliation phone sex fun too.

Hot Ass Sex on a Yacht with The King

hot ass sexHot ass sex on a yacht is one thing, but when you get to have it with The Living Legend himself, it is an entirely different game. My beloved Big Daddy King bought a million dollar yacht at an auction. Even though he got the yacht for a steal because it was a seized auction, he still paid 3 million for the yacht. That is more money than I will make in my lifetime. It is more money than many of my suitors will make in a lifetime too.  But Big Daddy King has the Midas touch. He is a billionaire because he has a mind for business. He also has a body for sin! The anaconda has starred in many porns and is always the star of this white girl pussy! #blackcocksuperiority.

Big Daddy King decided to throw a yacht rock blast with only his best sugar babies. The Anaconda needed to be christened on the high seas, along with BDK’s new yacht! Only the best sugar babies came on the boat. We had on nautical swim wear that showed off our tramp stamps and BDK bling. Hair and nails done in a nautical them too.  We were looking fly, but nobody, not even the hottest chicks around outshines Big Daddy King and his legendary anaconda. That man in nothing but white compression shorts is an imagine burned into the minds of women all over the world. Me and some of the most elite sugar baby posse in the world flew to Boco Raton where Big Daddy King had a limo waiting to take us to paradise. Wherever Big Daddy King is, is paradise, however.  Paparazzi were waiting to get pictures of The Living Legend and his bevy of beauties.

gfe phone sexIt was just us on the high seas. We took to social media to brag about our Sugar Daddy of the century. #KingofallKings. There was a throne on his 12-million-dollar yacht and let me tell you, we rocked the boat and we rocked the anaconda. But not nearly as much as BDK and his monster cock rocked our world. The anaconda is too much monster meat for one mere mortal woman. Hell, it is more meat than a posse of sugar babies can handle too but we certainly worshiped our King and his King Cock with everything we got. Big Daddy King had bedazzled in precious gems on his white compression shorts, “Let Freedom Ring,” and we showed our Black patriotism. #publicbbcworship. Us hot sugar babies oiled up the anaconda and our big white girl titties and we let the biggest cock known to woman let freedom ring all over our hot gfe phone sex bodies. It was a feeding frenzy. White tongues across the anaconda felt good to our King and to our greedy mouths.

The anaconda is more than enough to feed 4 white sugar babies. Big daddy King christened our faces with his billionaire nut sauce, and we christened his yacht. Big Daddy King rocks our world on land and on sea. I am still reeling in the glory of the incredible experience of being on The Living Legend’s yacht. There are snakes on a plane, then there is the anaconda on a yacht. #OwnedbyBDK #Addicted2Anaconda #BlacksonBlondes #TheLivingLegend.

GFE Phone Sex

gfe phone sexI excel at gfe phone sex. I think being raised a submissive little whore for daddy and his friends taught me more than I thought or wanted to admit. I do not regret running away. I would be dead or hooked on smack likely if I had stayed. Instead, I am living a chic life. Men pay me to strip, to talk dirty and to be their GFE. In turn, I take care of their every need. Now for most sugar daddies those needs are sexual. They have wives at home who do not take care of them properly, so they have me as their mistress who goes above and beyond wife duties. Mistress duties include but are not limited to stroking egos, swallowing cum, taking a hardcore ass fucking, sharing hot friends with their daddies and gang bangs with sugar daddy friends. Sometimes, travel is involved. I do love fucking and cum guzzling, but travel is another perk I love too.

 I have a newer sugar daddy I met at the club. He is the oldest sugar daddy I have ever had. Not quite as old as Anna Nicole’s rich old man she married, but close. He is a lonely, rich widower named Ross. He comes into the club about once a week to talk to pretty girls. Just a nice old man with no family to spend his fortune on and no friends to talk to. He has a driver who brings him to the club. Ross took a liking to me quickly. I am easy to talk to also. I went to Cancun with him for a week. You may have noticed I did not work my phone sex job as much last week as I normally do. Luckily my job is portable. And Ross loves that I am a dirty talker and stripper. He takes Viagra, but it does not always work. I am a skilled prostate massager, however, so I can get a rise out of the dead and I did. Ross had his first orgasm in over 5 years. The Viagra gets him hard, but he still struggles to cum. Not with my killer body and long index finger though. I unleashed a volcanic load of cum in his poor old balls. I think that was all he needed. A little release of all that backed up cum. He was a new man after that. I thought he might wear my pussy out. Never underestimate the power of a sexy GFE.

No Better GFE Phone Sex than with The King

gfe phone sexGFE phone sex with Big Daddy King is like nothing else. It is an out of this world experience. There are men. There are losers. There are even great men with big cocks. Then there is Big Daddy King. He is in a classification all of his own. He was in town last week to see his sugar baby OG and check on the Pleasure Palace, which is the strip club I run for him.  He wanted to celebrate Father’s Day and Juneteenth with his favorite sugar baby. I arranged a celebration at the Pleasure Palace. An elite celebration fit for the King he is. Big Daddy King is a Living Legend. He does nothing cheap or half-assed. Only the top end girls were there. Only us blondes. It was a Black on Blondes affair. He rolled up in a Phantom Bentley with rims that cost more than most of my wannabe suitors make in a year! Big Daddy King has that platinum style, so everything associated with him is the best, especially his sugar babies. He has the most elite and sought after sugar baby posse on the planet. I had all girls decked out in their BDK bling, proudly showing off their tramp stamps too. Sexy Lexie, Baby Doll and me are all platinum blondes and we wanted to celebrate our black sugar daddy extraordinaire on his doubly special day. We had Botoxed lips, big tits and big asses waiting to worship our King and his anaconda. The club was packed with wannabe sugar daddies and wannabe sugar babies, but only the best white women can serve as reparations for Big Daddy King!

Big Daddy King owns his sugar babies for life. We are not forced into reparations. We want to be with him and service the anaconda. There are black cocks then there is the anaconda. BDK’s cock is in a league of its own.  The anaconda will blow any sugar baby’s mind as well as a hole in the back of her pretty head with the biggest cum shot! It is just that magnificent. We were bowing down in gratitude as Big Daddy King walked into the club. He took his platinum posse to the throne room and it was hands across anaconda time. Another 25 of the hottest platinum blondes aged 18-38 followed us in for a feeding frenzy. All of us slim and stacked. I trained the new crop of sugar babies. We applauded our king and fell to our knees as he sat on his bejeweled throne.  Our King looked so dapper in his Armani suit and Gucci belt. The anaconda owns the world and your girl. We quickly undid his pants to see him in in his white compression shorts. He has a body better than a Greek Adonis. Seeing is believing.  In diamonds, his mansleeve said Happy Juneteenth. Happy does not fit on most men’s mansleeve, LOL. Rainbow kisses landed all over the anaconda when it made its appearance. I was in hot red. Lexi had on pink and Baby Doll was sporting gold. Plus, there were 25 other hot blondes all with a different shade on them. Over 25 tongues were worshiping the anaconda. We idolize our King. He is a man worthy of the hottest chicks on the planet. We got the best protein shake in the world when the anaconda jet blasted across our faces. The club is never the same once Big Daddy King jets off to his next exotic locale. But I am always full of hot phonesex memories to masturbate to when he leaves. #BlondesonBlack #TheLivingLegend #PropertyofBDK #WhiteGirlReparations #SuperiorBBC #Addicted2Anaconda.

Phone Sex Fetish for Threesomes

phone sex fetishWhat is your phone sex fetish? I have too many to name, but one I love is threesomes. Usually, my ideal threesome involves me and two hung lovers. But that is only because many women do not like me. They see a buxom blonde with a tongue ring and they do not want me anywhere near their man. I get it. I am competition, but I love eating pussy too. When I first started off in the adult industry, I did a lot of girl on girl BDSM photo shoots. Gave me a taste for pussy. I am always on the lookout for a couple to join and I found one on Tinder last night. I swiped right and was invited over. They are swingers. Not much older than me but the wife was banging hot and the husband was pretty fly for a white guy. His cock was well above average and her wet bald pussy looked succulent. I was down. I went over and we had some adult cocktails and talked a bit. We laid some ground rules, which were few. She just did not want her husband to cum inside me because she is trying to get pregnant. I wanted to do everything right and sexy so I would be invited back to the party. Many of the couples on Tinder are not smoking hot like these two. We smoked some weed and started the action. I ate her pussy and finger banged her while hubby watched and stroked. I was excited to taste her. She was worth the wait. I was humming Watermelon Sugar High as I ate her wet box. The husband fucked me while I continued to eat his hot wife’s pussy. I guided his cock into her cunt and nibbled on his balls and licked her clit as they fucked. It was the hottest threesome I have been involved in yet. Hubby gave me a hot squirting pussy fucking me. We all came many times. They invited me back next week. I am hoping this is a regular thing because they are a fun couple.

Hot Squirting Pussy from a Hot Babe and a Double Sided Dildo

hot squirting pussyI love it when I get a hot squirting pussy. I will be honest. It is not easy to do. It has happened, but it requires a big cock or a big toy. Last night, it happened with a big toy and a hot babe. Me and a follow stripper, Charity, were hired for a bachelor party. We were clear that we would do things with each other and give hand jobs and blowjobs, but no one could fuck us unless they were over 9-inches long. Even sluts must have standards, right? I do have standards and I am firm with them. Not a single guy at that bachelor party had over 6-inches. I felt sorry for the bride. We gave obligatory hand and blow jobs because the money was too good to pass up, but instead of fucking them, we fucked each other. I brought a double-sided dildo and it was huge. I am all for bisexual phone sex fun. I love pussy as much as cock, and when there is no worthy cock around, I will play with pussy all day long. We got up on the bar and were dancing. Dirty dancing with our big tits bouncing together. I broke out the toy. We began sucking it but even between two cock sucking pros, we could not swallow it hole. The double-sided dildo was 22 inches long but very thick. The guests started tossing money at us to fuck the large sex toy. Now, we could make it disappear in our cunts. It took some time and a lot of lube, but we swallowed about 11-inches a piece until our clits were touching and we were both squirting because that much rubber in a pussy is going to find that special spot that makes a wet bald pussy squirt. We were kind of dreading the party because the men were so basic and we are so extra, but we made bank,did not compromise our pussies with basic dick and came so hard.

A Decade of GFE Phone Sex

gfe phone sexI have been a gfe phone sex babe for a decade now. Hard to believe. I started in my 20s and now I am in my 30s. before becoming a dirty talker, life was rougher for me. I was stripping and escorting, but the money was never consistent and always dangerous. You never know what might happen in the VIP room or in a hotel room. The phone bone world has become my safety net and my bread and butter. I love to please men, especially worthy men. It is not always easy being a sexy babe. I know, poor little sexy white girl problems. Men love me, women hate me. Well, most women. I do have a few sexy babe friends. Girls in the adult industry like me tend to stick together. That is because other women get jealous when their men look at us twice. Sure, I like attention, but if a woman is cool, I will never take her man. I am a professional GFE which means many of the men I date are married. I do love me some married men phone sex, but if women are taking care of their men like they are supposed to, their husbands would not seek out my companionship in the first place.

An angry wife confronted me in the club last night. She was wanting a fight. I will fight a bitch if I need to, but I prefer to not go there. I am tall, strong and I might just hurt a bitch if she fucked with my face or my tits, LOL. I played dumb. I protect my married lovers and I never take the bait some angry bitch is tossing my way. This woman was livid. She found nude pictures of me on his phone and the phone number to the club in his contacts. I explained those away. I am a stripper, and a phone sex whore. I am naked everywhere. He likely just jacks off to my pictures. I had her calmed down when she left. I called my lover to warn him about his angry wife and just like that a Venmo deposit came through. This is why I take care of my lovers. They take care of me. I am looking forward to another ten years of taking care of married men too.

Hot Phonesex Anytime Anywhere

hot phonesexI can have hot phonesex anywhere. I love to talk dirty. Now, in my job as a dirty talker, I work from home, but I have a few sugar daddies that when they call or text me, I drop everything for some quality time. Married men do not have as much free time as I do. I am not married.  I phone bone and strip for a living, so there are no work emergencies or anything like that to complicate my plans. I can be there for my sugar daddies. This married lover called me at the gym today. I stopped my workout so I could get off with him. I have not seen him in forever. He lives out of the US, and he does not travel to the states as much as he did before Covid. When his name popped up my cell phone, my wet bald pussy started to purr. I went into the locker room to talk dirty to him. It was nighttime where he was at but morning for me. The morning workout crowd was gone though. I went into the locker room to talk him into an orgasm so he could go to sleep. He is in his 60s, but I swear his cock is in its 30s. I know men in their 30s who do not get hard as often as he does. His wife no longer has any desire in sex. He loves her. They been together as long as I have been alive. Men like him need women like me. I am not an official escort, but I am a professional sugar baby. I take care of my horny guys wherever I may be. I could hear the shower in the lady’s locker room, so I ducked into the sauna instead. We had phone sex while I was sweating my ass off. I masturbated with him, describing in detail my hot body for him. Made me feel great to start my day off ending his day with a bang. Anytime, anywhere, this sexy GFE wants to get off with you.

I Have an Ass for Anal Phone Sex

anal phone sexHe told me I had an ass for anal phone sex. He was not wrong, was he? My ass has been open for business since I was a schoolgirl. When my daddy and his drunk buddies would fuck me, it started with my ass. That was because I was jailbait. And nothing screams I fucked a jailbait girl like becoming a daddy. They thought if they fucked my ass, I would never get knocked up. They used my ass up so much, that my butthole was no longer tight. That is when he started giving me the pill. He somehow got a doctor to prescribe it to him for his daughter’s irregular periods and cramps. Once I started the pill, they spilled their seed in my young bald pussy. Twenty years later, I am still getting fucked in the ass by men. Just now, it is on my terms for the most part. When I am stripping at the club, my ass is on display for everyone. I shake it. I twerk it. I bounce it all over the stage. I have some junk in the trunk and I am proud of it. While I was dancing to some old school Aerosmith last night, I picked up some tips with my ass. That is a skill I have. Took me years to develop the kind of muscles and coordination necessary to pick up paper money on the stage, but it is my signature. I can snatch money from your hands with a clap off my ass cheeks. One guy was putting cash in his mouth like it was a rolled-up joint just to get my lady humps hovering over his face. I have no problem doing that. He got us the VIP room. I thought he was wanting to give me a hardcore anal fucking. I think he did, but he knew with his tiny dick there would be nothing hardcore he could deliver. I just sat on his face for hours while he rimmed my asshole and ate my pussy. I made him my ass slave. Turned out to be a hot ass sex night. I love face sitting on little losers, especially when they are paying me.