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Romantic Phone Sex with James Only Gets More Magical Every Time

romantic phone sexRomantic phone sex with James makes my heart flutter. Every day we get to know each other better and better. I find myself falling hard for him. Sometimes, I need to pinch myself to believe it is happening. I am a girl from the wrong side of the tracks. Never believed I could find such a sweet man. But somehow, the stars aligned, and I did!

We woke up the next day after our tour of Michigan State cuddled in bed. His kisses on my neck gently woke me up. He informed me that our magical time would continue with dancing at his old haunt Dooley’s. When he looked in my closet, he noticed I did not have an elegant evening dress. All I own are club dresses. He told me he would take me shopping for a nice gown. In that moment, I felt like such a princess phone sex babe.

I got up and decided to make a hearty breakfast of bacon and omelets for us. I put on an 80s romantic love songs playlist I created just for him and got busy in the kitchen, while James took a shower. And I sang along to Lost in Love and Suddenly while I cooked. He seemed impressed with my cooking. I made sure I did not burn a thing this time. After we ate, he kissed me softly thanking me for feeding him. I hopped into the shower while my sweet man did the dishes.

He Makes Me Feel Like a Disney Princess

We went to Macy’s to shop for an evening gown. And a lady helped me try on many dresses until we settled on an elegant long royal blue ball gown. I felt so fancy, and classy, like a Disney princess. When he paid for my dress, we realized all I own for footwear are stripper heels, so we bounced over to the shoe department and snagged a pair of classy high heels. My anticipation for our date grew.

Of course, we stopped back at my place so I could do my hair and makeup and get dressed for another magical night with the man who makes me feel so special. I did my hair off to the side, showing off my shoulders. Make-up done so I looked like a classy woman, not a stripper slut. James told me I took his breath away, and in that moment, my heart felt like it might burst out of my chest. He sees me. Like he sees me as a person, not a piece of meat.

Once I finished perfecting my look of sophistication, James took me to his favorite bar from his youth, Dooleys. They were having an 80s night. When we walked into the bar, all eyes felt like they were on us. James ran into people he knew and introduced me. My man looked so dapper in his royal blue Miami Vice tux blazer and white shirt. We stood out at Dooleys. We sipped fruity drinks before we danced to Cruel Summer. Honestly, I felt like I went back in time.

I Went Back in Time to Have the Time of My Life

I missed the 80s because I was born in 1987. But I have always loved the music from that era. My James and I cut a rug on Dooley’s dance floor. My eyes never left his loving gaze. As we danced to slow songs, I knew he could feel my heart racing. We danced for hours before we came home and fell asleep in each other’s arms. It felt like our hearts beat as one.

I have never been on a more magical date. As a phone sex woman and a stripper, I keep asking myself, how did I get so lucky? And I cannot wait for our next date because every moment we spend together gets more and more magical.

Every Stripper Babe Enjoys Cum Shots on Tits

cum shots on titsDo you enjoy giving cum shots on tits? Look at my big knockers. They crave your creamy jizz. Sometimes, when I am at the club and I encounter a man with a tiny dick, I let him cum on my tits. I can make up shit about how much I would love to fuck them, but the club has a strict policy about no physical sexual contact between patrons and strippers. This allows me to milk wallets while protecting fragile egos.

When Edgar came into the club last night, I knew he had a big wallet but a tiny dick. A sexy gfe babe like me just knows these things. Men with big cocks act confident and walk with swagger. Now, I will not lie. Sometimes I can get duped, but mostly I am correct in sizing men up and down, LOL. And Edgar’s cock appeared underwhelming. However, not the smallest cock I have ever seen in the VIP room.

If I gave him small cock humiliation phone sex right off the bat, he might have cried or worse, he might have sought out a less proud stripper in the club and gave her all his money. My lifestyle demands a lot of money to finance. So, this gfe babe treads carefully with rich but small dicked men like Edgar. He understood the policy, so he did not fight me when I told him I could not fuck or suck his 4-inch cock. However, he got to cum on my big boobs. Nice consolation prize.

Sexy GFE Babes Can Milk Wallets and Maintain Their Standards

After I worked the pole with my blonde girl magic, I took care of his cock. Well, sort of, LOL. I let him jack off all over my big boobs. I pushed them together and told daddy to cum on my big boobs. Since I knew this guy had tons of money, I even licked his cum off my boobs. And that move garnered me a few more Benjamins. Edgar seemed happy. And I know I was happy liberating him from some of those Benjamins.

Although some days I just want to laugh at small cocks, I want to drain men’s wallets more. That’s why I am some good at financial domination phone sex.

Phone Sex Valentine’s Day: Give Me Big Dick and Spoil me

phone sexDo you want to be my phone sex Valentine this year? With a sexy GFE babe with platinum blonde hair and big tits, you get to call the shots. Well, if you have a big dick you get to call the shots. The guy in this picture sadly did not have a big dick. In fact, I do not even think you could call what is dangling between his legs a dick at all. Even putting on my glasses, I could barely see it.

Patrick came into the club last night. He acted like a punk if you ask me. He tossed dollar bills around, but never showed any of us any real money. And he split the VIP room he got for us over three credit cards. And that screams broke ass loser. For Valentine’s Day I want big cock and I want spoiled. No posers. No broke ass losers. Maybe some romance too. I am long overdue for that.

For Valentine’s Day I Want Big Cock and Money to Spoil Me With

But as a gfe phone sex babe and stripper, I know how to break a man’s piggy bank. Well, at least a broke ass poser’s piggy bank. Patrick expected me to worship his inch worm. How can a sexy babe worship something she can never see or feel? So, I strung him along. Nickel and dimed him until I knew I broke his bank, and he had nothing left to buy a blowjob with. My trick for getting out of sucking or fucking a worthless dick.

I feel sorry for all the hot women out there who must suck it up and fake excitement over a loser dick. I can laugh at small cocks. And I can reject them too. Since I am not married, I reserve the right to give small cock humiliation phone sex to any cock that fits the bill. And Patrick fit the bill. But I drained his wallet first before I told him I could not play with his cock. I am not so desperate that I must fake enjoyment for small dicks and posers. And I am smart enough to drain losers dry before I reject them.

GFE Phone Sex Babe is Over Bad Boys

gfe phone sexIt is no secret I love gfe phone sex. I enjoy romance. However, that does not mean you cannot fuck me like a dirty whore in the bedroom. Because you can. Just wine and dine me first! I met a new man at the club recently. For once, he is not married. Of course, men lie. But I checked him out.

No pictures of a wife or family on his social media pages. And they look active and not just created. My background tells me to be suspicious of anything too good to be true. But the romantic in me told me to take a leap. I don’t want to be single forever, you know?

We had our first date last night. And although the date was wonderful at first, I quickly discovered that he was too good to be true. Desert came, and the waiter messed up the order. Nothing that could not be fixed. My date went off on this waiter. Called him every racist name in the book.

This Sexy Babe Likes Good Boys Not Bad Boys

And I never felt more embarrassed to be seen in public with someone. I am a phone sex babe and a stripper. I come from nothing. Anything I have I have worked hard to get. But I always treat strangers with kindness. I felt for the waiter. My date got him fired for over forgetting the strawberries on the cheesecake. I excused myself to the ladies’ room, and never came back. But I did look for the waiter. And I asked him for a ride home. He was more than happy to give me a ride home leaving that jack ass alone at his table wondering where I went.

I invited Antonio in. He’s Cuban. Legal, but that did not matter to my date. Some how I felt responsible. If I had never gone out with that jackass, Antonio would still have a job. But I knew the club needed a bartender, and I told him I would put a good word in for him. After I fucked him of course. I mean he was a tall handsome man with a big cock. No doubt my bad date had a small penis. Only men overcompensating for tiny packages act like that.

Treat Me Well, and I Will Treat You Even Better

Antonio ate my wet bald pussy for longer than anyone ever has. I lost count of how many times I came. But I stayed hydrated with his cum. Convinced him to get into the 69 position so I could suck his cock while he ate my pussy. He told me he felt grateful for me. But I am the one who is grateful. He saved me from a disastrous date and another bad boy. And he made me cum so many times with his cock and his tongue, I still feel my body tingling.

Hot Ass Sex Serves as a Consolation Prize for Smaller Cocks

hot ass sexDo you enjoy hot ass sex? I hope so because I love anal. The older I get the more I enjoy a big cock in my ass. Plus, I can use ass sex as sort of a consolation prize for men who do not have a cock big enough for my pussy. Now, when I am in the club, I have no problem telling men their cocks are not worthy of me. Basically, few men come into the club with big enough wallets and big enough cocks for this sexy GFE.  

However, sometimes I meet a sugar daddy whose cock might not be big enough for my pussy, but he checks all my other boxes. And when I meet men like that, I offer up my ass instead. Most men love to fuck a girl’s ass anyway or they always wanted to but never met a woman willing to let them. So, selling my ass in the club is never a problem for this gfe phone sex babe.

Oscar looked good to me. A Daddy Warbucks type of guy. He came into the club tossing hundreds on the stage as we danced instead of the usual ones, or fives. He appeared smitten with me. And the feeling was mutual. Handsome, tall, rich and sophisticated. Just how I like them. However, alll I could think about was his cock.

A Cock Too Small for My Pussy, Is Often Perfect for My Ass

He got the VIP room for us, and I did my best to grind enough to feel his cock. And I felt it move, but barely. When I unzipped his pants, I saw an underwhelming cock for a man with such potential. But he kept offering me money to suck his cock and fuck him. And I needed his money for some expensive car repairs. I asked him how much a hardcore ass fucking would be worth, and he pulled out a huge stack of 100s.

Once he came in my ass, I knew he would not worry about my pussy. Average dick. But I am not an average chick. I let him feel like a VIP inside my ass though.  And the next day I got my car repaired. Sometimes, sexy girls like me need to make some concessions to get what we need.

 

Romantic Phone Sex Date Leaves My Heart Fluttering

romantic phone sexI adore romantic phone sex with James. Although we have not known each other for a long time, we are really getting to know each other. From the moment I laid eyes on him in the club, I knew we had a connection. And that connection gets stronger every time. Our most recent date landed me on the Michigan State campus where my beloved James went to college. He let me in on an important part of his life. For our day date I wore black slacks and a pink cashmere sweater. And he looked like a sharp dressed man in his Miami Vice blazer and sky-blue Henley top and grey slacks.

We held hands as we walked around campus. Of course, we stopped at key things like the statute at the entrance to campus. We like taking sweet and goofy photos. James and I are creating memories and building a future. We kissed sweetly by the pond before we fed the ducks and the squirrels. He is my Dr. Doolittle too. He had a squirrel eating out of his hand!

From the pond, we went to the ROTC building so I could meet his mentor and his captain when he was active Air Force. What a formidable man too. It was nice to meet the man who helped shape my James into such a good-hearted gentleman. A man this gfe phone sex babe can fall madly in love with. After meeting his captain, he took me to the café for lunch on campus. It was nice to sit and talk for a bit. Plus, I got to look out over the campus and people watch. I never went to college, so I loved this campus tour.

Even a Stripper Like Me Appreciates a Romantic Man

But just like James, he saved the best for last when he took me to the campus arcade in the basement. My love blew off steam there when he attended school. I have never been very good at arcade games, but I do love me some Ms. Pac Man, Frogger and Galaxy. Oh, and Asteroids. Although I suck at the games, I enjoy playing them. Especially, playing them with my James. We had such a blast. I never want our time to end.

But sadly, for this phone sex babe, our good fun always comes to an end. But we always have the next time together to create special memories. James seems vested in me. And I know I am vested in him and building a solid friendship that I know will lead into something magical.

Black Cock Phone Sex with Big Daddy King in Sweden

black cock phone sexEven the biggest BBCs do not compare to big black cock phone sex with the King. In between football play off games and private events, Big Daddy King continues his Global Anaconda World Domination tour. Sometimes, I do not know how he does it. But Big Daddy King can run circles around any 20 something men. Most be that BBC energy. The success of his tour fuels more stops around the world. Big Daddy King is the hottest commodity. Bigger than Tay Tay. His Global Anaconda World Domination Tour needed a stop in Sweden. So, in between his busy schedule, we made an appearance in Stockholm.

Oh my my. All those hot blonde goddesses want BDK’s superior seed. Women all over the world want to be Queens of Spades. Stockholm has a Black New World Order chapter and a huge Anaconda fan club too. Plus, Sweden has plenty of rich white men willing to pay big bucks to get their wives on stage with me and the King of all Kings.

So, Big Daddy King and his sugar baby OG gfe phone sex slut flew to a small private airport in Stockholm, and you would have thought the Beatles had just arrived for the first time. That small airport had more people than capacity. The fans and the paparazzi made it challenging to get through the airport and to the limo waiting for us. All these beautiful white women chanted, “Black Bull God,” as we worked our way through the crowd.

There are Black Men, Then There is the Big Black Bull God, BDK

Wherever the Supreme Being is, women are too. And in droves. The airport turned into a mob scene. Even once we were in the limo on our way to the convention center, women drove by with their windows and their tops down, chanting, “Black Bull God.” I looked over at the King, and he sported a big top tent in his Armani pants. Big Daddy King is the rightful leader of the Black New World Order for a reason.

The anaconda stood at attention for the entire ride to our destination. No bigger celebrity has been to Stockholm than Big Daddy King. And the packed arena proved it. Not only did the event sell out in minutes, but the large crowd outside the arena suggested that every woman in Sweden was in Stockholm for the Global Anaconda World Domination Tour. Like our previous tours, Big Daddy King and I descended from the heavens. The crowd went crazy as Big Daddy King descended onto the stage on a Swedish monarch King’s throne. Big Daddy King deserves only the best throne.

The crowd chanted, “Black Bull God,” as the King and his throne landed on the stage. I went around collecting tributes from the crowd. Only the biggest tributes got a woman on stage. And let me tell you, there were some large contributions. A lot of women are dying to be in the Cult of Anaconda. Most women’s loser white husbands paid over 1 million dollars to induct their women into the most exclusive club known to women.

Every Woman Wants a Chance to See Big Daddy King

BDK said a few words, and the crowd recited the Black Pledge of Allegiance. Miss Sweden had a large tribute, the largest one in fact. Her tribute alone pushed Big Daddy King into the Billionaire Boys Club. I looked out in the crowd, and it was a sea of beautiful blonde Goddesses. Besides Miss Sweden, we had a small posse of other blonde Goddesses on stage with us. And we all begin chanting loudly, “Black Bull God.” We all wanted to see the King of All Cocks make an appearance. As the anaconda came out of the King’s white compression shorts, women fainted. Miss Sweden got first dibs on the anaconda since she had the largest tribute.

Me and a Swedish beauty slowly pulled the corners of Big Daddy King’s compression shorts down, and when the anaconda came out, it smacked Miss Sweden right in the face. Although she tried to devour the anaconda, Big Daddy King’s black bull cock is too much for one mere mortal woman. One mouth, and two sets of hands were on the anaconda, but plenty of cock meat got left exposed. When you have the greatest cock on the planet, that happens. So, we called for hands across the anaconda.

And a feeding frenzy ensued. But that is to be expected. Miss Sweden recited the Black Pledge of Allegiance while trying to suck on the anaconda. Of course, the pledge was muffled but we all knew what she was saying. She thanked the Black Bull God as she hopped on the anaconda to get officially inducted into the BNWO and the Cult of Anaconda.

gfe phone sexEvery Women in the World Knows About the Anaconda

Another hot Swedish woman with big tits and a rich cuckold husband went next. Woman after woman got on stage to worship the Black Bull God. Dreams do cum true on the Global Anaconda World Domination Tour. And my dreams continue to cum true. I got to ride Big Daddy King last as the sugar baby OG. And every time feels like the first time. I too said the Black Pledge of Allegiance as I sucked on the King of All Cocks. When I rode the anaconda, I screamed out, “Big Daddy King Owns Me.” And he does. For life too.

But for the final act, Big Daddy King lined us blonde Goddesses on the stage for some big tit fucking. You could see women with their Queen of Spades and BNWO tats on their ass cheeks on their knees chanting for that Black Bull God nut. And we got it. Like a fire hose, the anaconda sprayed us all. The hottest women in the world looked even hotter covered in that superior seed.

Thank you Sweden. Thank you, Big Daddy King. What a successful tour stop. Sweden will never be the same. And neither will those Swedish women. Once you get anointed with that superior seed from the King of all Cocks, your life is forever changed for the better. And I know. Thank you Big Daddy King. #BlackBullGod #The SupremeBeing #GlobalAnacondaWordDomination #Addicted2Anaconda #BNWO #SuperiorSeed #TheLivingLegend #KingofallKings #Property of BDK #QueenofSpades #KingofallCocks #SnowBunnies4BBC #Blackzilla #BBCMatters

Hot Ass Sex with An Older Woman Made Me Squirt

hot ass sexWomen sometimes enjoy hot ass sex together. I met a hot older woman last night at the club. She is a retired porn star but she feature dances all over the world. And last night, she danced at my club. She took a shine to me. Older men have seduced me all my life, but never an older woman. She looked smoking hot to me. So, when she suggested I come to her hotel after the club closed, I was in. I knew I did not need to work my phone job until later today. So, I got wild last night with a former MILF pornstar.

Although, she told me she was technically a GILF. She turned out to be older than I thought. But she did not look 56 at all. Like I never would have guessed she could technically be my mother. She would have been a teen girl, but she still could be my mother because her son is only 3 years older than me.

When she told me I could call her mommy if I wanted, I was not sure how to respond. Even though I was unsure about that, I still wanted to fuck her. She was hot as fuck. Who doesn’t want to fuck a sexy gilf phone sex slut?

Hot Sexy Women of All Ages Turn Me On Too

Her hotel suite had a whirlpool in it, so we used it while drinking wine. When she started finger banging my pussy, I stared cumming almost instantly. She knows her way around a pussy. I think she was more into the mommy thing than me. But I was into her.

I wanted to eat her pussy and feel her cum on my face. After I sucked on her breasts for a while, we got into the 69 position. And boy does she eat pussy like a pro. I could tell she did porn. She is likely just as skilled with cock.

Her tongue made me squirt a few dozen times. I feel dehydrated today from the hot squirting pussy action I got last night. But I am not complaining. I got to cum a dozen times with a sexy GILF porn star. And I loved every minute of it.

Wet Bald Pussy Needs to Be Eaten and No One Eats Pussy Like Me

wet bald pussyMen love to eat my wet bald pussy. But so do women. One of my closest friends Savannah and I have a tradition on snowy days. We stay in together and fuck. We drink fruity drinks by my fireplace and imagine we are on the beach in Jamaica or some place tropical. And we get out all our sex toys, so we play with each other’s pussies.

I think all women are bisexual. We just do not have the hang ups men do with same sex coupling. But women are hotter. Every man likes watching two women get it on, but almost no man wants to see two guys fucking. Hell, most women do not want to see that either. Savannah thought we should live stream our girl-on-girl action. We did that last year and made a shit ton of money for doing what we would do for free.

Live Streaming Girl-On-Girl Action is Profitable

Since I am always down for bisexual phone sex fun, I told Savannah we should do it. I helped her set up her cam equipment, and she signed on to her channel. She is somewhat of an Internet sensation like me. But we are popular for different reasons. Although she loves a big cock, she has made all sorts of girl-on-girl porn with lots of porn stars and Only Fans girls. She says men pay her more to see her eat pussy than suck cock.

And few women eat pussy better than me. I prefer big cock too, but when no big cock is around, I do not settle for small dicks. I eat pussy instead. And it appears like my face will look like a glazed doughnut all weekend long because of this winter storm. But that is not a problem for me. I have my beautiful friend and her tasty pussy around to keep me company.

On day one we each made a few grand without every living the house. Although phone sex is lucrative for me, I think pussy worshiping might be the most lucrative job I have had yet.

Big Tit Fucking is All You Can Hope for If Your Dick is Small

big tit fuckingMy body is built for big tit fucking. Almost every day some guy says something about my big boobs. Guys want to know when I first developed tits. They will ask my bra size. Perhaps, they wonder if they are real or fake. They are enhanced. Not sure how any man can wonder if they are real, LOL. Guys also ask if I like to titty fuck. Although I love to titty fuck, I prefer a cock worthy of my big knockers.

Beside being a phone bone gal, I am a stripper too. If you know strippers, you know we are greedy whores. We love to milk your wallet. However, I do have some limitations. I have standards. So, if some small dick wonder wants to fuck me, I will deny him and blame it on club rules. And sometimes, I think a guy will be hung, and he disappoints with a small wiener. So, we titty fuck instead. Once again, I blame it on the club rules.

My tits are big. If they swallow up your cock, you are worthy of small cock humiliation phone sex not my pussy. But if you are rich, I will let my titties drain your balls. My boobs do not have the same standards as my pussy and ass, LOL. A big spender came into the club last night. And we all got excited since it has been slow in the club. Post holiday slump. Men spent all their money on Christmas.

My Boobs Do Not Hold the Same Standards as My Pussy and Ass

But we still get guys like Rick in the club. I try not to be caddy and competitive like the younger girls. I know there are plenty of men to go around. So, I let the other girls vie for Rick’s attention. But I guess my aloof approach endeared me to him. He purchased the VIP room for us. I felt good about him. Rich and handsome. But when he pulled out his average white dick, I tried to conceal the disappointment on my face.

He offered me a nice sum to fuck him. But I told him I could lose my job. And I suggested a titty fuck instead. He agreed. Although he still paid me, he paid less. But I was okay with that. I do not think my pussy could hide the disappointment of a 6-inch dick. But this gfe phone sex babe titty fucked the shit out of that small dick and made him feel special. And I protected my standards. Some men do not even realize that a hot titty fuck is nothing more than a consolation prize.