The middle of every month I break out my massive sex toy collection for cleaning. I’m very “anal.” You know how when some folks travel, they always bring back a souvenir? Well, I travel a lot and instead of bringing back stupid little spoons or shot glasses from every city I visit, I bring back a sex toy. I visit an adult store in every city and country I go to and pick out something pretty to use on my trip. Well today, while I was cleaning, I was reminded of the trip where I acquired not only my most cherished sex toy, but my most expensive one. Several years ago, my girlfriends and I went to Vegas for a week of debauchery. We stayed in a penthouse suite at the Bellagio Hotel. My girlies all know my routine, so as soon as we arrived and unpacked, we went looking for an adult store. The hot bell-hop suggested the Hustler store which was not far. It was my first time in one of Mr. Flynt’s fine establishments. I was like a wee one in a candy shop; surrounded by all sorts of goodies. There was a special room in back for VIP members that intrigued us. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory brats, we had to know what was behind that curtain. I politely asked the lady behind the counter how does one become a VIP? She snapped at us, “I’m sure you don’t have what it takes.” Feeling rebuffed, we were set to take our business elsewhere, when we heard a deep voice behind us say, “Now Ashley, that is no way to treat beautiful women.” I turned around and much to my surprise it was Larry Flynt. He apologized for the rudeness of his employee and invited us back to the VIP room. This was where all the high end sex toys were located. I had never seen such expensive toys. Mr. Flynt was a doll baby. He said because of my beauty and to make up for the rude way we were treated, I could pick out anything I wanted in this room as his gift to me.
There was a gold encrusted prostate massager for like 5 grand. A diamond studded vibrator for about the same. Lots of hand crafted glass dildos. I saw gold handcuffs and silver plated nipple clamps. The sex life styles of the rich and famous!! Then, I saw it; the unicorn butt plug. This was no ordinary butt plug. The actual plug was solid silver and spiraled like a unicorn’s horn. And the tail was made out of actual horse’s mane. Mr. Flynt saw my eyes get really big; I may have even salivated a little. I will never forget his words to me: “Carla, do you know how wonderful it feels to have a shaft of solid silver lodged up your rectum as you role play that you are a beautiful mythological creature?” No Mr. Flynt, I have never had that pleasure, yet. This was the Lamborghini of butt plugs and I simply had to have it. It’s price tag: $3,675. I know he said I could have anything I wanted, but that was a high price tag. He assured me it was no problem and ordered his bitchy clerk to wrap it all up nice and pretty for me, and to threw in some gold dust body lubricant. I felt like a princess. I was spoiled by a wealthy, older man who wanted nothing in return but a kiss on the cheek and a smile.
Now, any city I visit, if they have a Hustler store that is the first place I go for my souvenir. Before I left Vegas, I broke in that special butt plug with a high roller I picked up in the casino the very night I acquired it. Larry was correct; there is no better feeling (outside of a throbbing cock) than pure silver up your ass. Do you have any favorite toys? I’d love to hear about your special “souvenir” and the first time you used it. Maybe we can use our souvenirs together?
Since I am the best of both worlds, I attract both worlds. Women and men alike worship me. They treat me like a beautiful work of art. My subject today even said I was a masterpiece that deserved to be hung in the Metropolitan Museum of Art. See, I have a very girly body; long thick hair, full lips, high cheek bones, beautiful big breasts, long legs and a nice hard cock. Today, I went shoe shopping in a very sexy latex outfit that fit my body like a glove and accentuated all the positives. I picked up a fan immediately when I walked into Macy’s. I noticed he was staring more at my feet than my tits or ass, so I knew what kinda fellow he was. I asked him if he would like to help me pick out the perfect pair of heels. I think I made his cock hard at the suggestion. Not only did he help me pick out sexy shoes and assist me putting them on and off my sexy feet, but he bought me 5 pair!!!!! Of course I had to thank him. I mean he spent over $500 on a sexy stranger. I wasn’t even sure if he knew his sexy stranger was packing a cock. I invited him back to my place for a private modeling session. I definitely had his attention.
We got back to my loft and he fell to his knees to worship my feet and kiss my shoes. He said he was not worthy to be in my presence, which was true, but I know how to milk a subject, in more ways than one!! I have a shoe fetish and I could always use a sugar shoe daddy. So I indulged him; let him play with my wonderland of a body. I knew he was a bottom, so I treated him as such. I tied him up and teased his cock for hours. Eventually, I fucked his ass, and left a big load in him as a thank you gift for my shoes.
But, I never let him cum!!I love tease and denial games. I believe all good things cum to those who wait. The best orgasms are the ones you work hard for! He will be cumming back for more. I told him he was not yet worthy to cum, but he could go home and think of how hot I am; how sexy I look in all those shoes he bought me and touch himself. He has been texting me how much he loves me ever since. Well duh. I am worthy of adoration.
There is a lot of duality in me: feminine and masculine; breasts and cock; top and bottom… You get the picture. I’m a switch hitter. Sometimes I am a dominant bitch riding your ass and making you buy me shit and pay my bills; sometimes I am on all fours begging to be fucked; sometimes I am fucking a hot chick; sometimes I’m sucking cock. I guess you could say I am just full of surprises.
I love dressing up, getting all gorgeous for a night out and letting unsuspecting men hit on me. Last night, I put on a skimpy little hot black dress and a pair of my favorite fuck me heels and went trolling for cock. Look at me? Do you know my secret? Well the businessman in town for a meeting I met at the Skybar in the local Hilton had no idea. He came up to me, asked if he could join me because such a beautiful woman should not be sitting all alone. Then he bought us a really nice bottle of wine to share. After about two hours of conversation and flirting, he asked me if I would like to move the party upstairs to his private suite. When in the elevator, he asked if he could kiss me. It was so sweet and gentleman like. I leaned in to let him know with my body language that I wanted him to kiss me. He met me, and wow, what a hot, passionate kiss. Nothing like a long, wet kiss to make me squirm in my panties. He was pressed so hard against my body; I was surprised he could not feel my excitement.
We were kissing and groping each other all the way into his room. We fell right on to the bed. For a moment I thought, do I tell him? But I was so in the moment, so turned on and so hard!!! I took his pants down, and he had a huge hard cock waiting for my mouth. I went down on his shaft while he stroked my long black hair and moaned sweet nothings to me. It was very romantic, but I could feel my surprise throbbing in my black thong. He pulled me up to kiss and he began to play with my breasts; my nipples were so hard they could have cut glass. He lowered himself down to suck on one of my tits, while his hand caressed my soft, firm tummy. I knew what he was doing, but did he know what he was getting into? He slowly kissed down my belly. He got right above my panties, and he started kissing along the edge of them. My surprise was huge; no way to not notice that? As he tugged my panties off, he looked up from between my long silky legs and said, “I’ve never done this before.” At that point I knew he knew and he didn’t care. He took my smooth 10 inch cock in his mouth and devoured it like a pro. He even fondled my hard balls and slid a finger up my ass. I was bucking wildly, working my member deeper into his mouth. I was about to shoot a huge load down his throat but I caught myself. I wanted to fuck his virgin ass badly. Much to my surprise, he was down with that. I got him on his back, pushed his legs up to his chest, spit on his glory hole and began to work my thick dick in his ass. I drove him wild, and left him with an anal cherry popping story he would never forget.
He said I was the best of both worlds. Feminine body and face with a big manly cock. Are you bi curious? Do you fantasize about a chick with a dick? How would you react if you discovered my surprise in the heat of the moment? I love being a top, but I can just as easily be a bottom. I’d love to be your first cock, or better yet, your last cock.
I’m not sure why but I have always been more attracted to men than women. So when I did have my first experience with a woman I felt what I think a bi-sexual must feel like for their first time. It was a strange experience for me at first. I don’t mind it now, sex with a male or a female is still sex and makes me get my rocks off. Don’t get me wrong, if there is a choice between having sex with a hot guy or a hot girl I always seem to elect to go for the hot guy, but I never have turned down fucking a hot woman either. I guess not only can a tranny be a bi-sexual, I guess most of us are bi-sexual! After all, we have the equipment of both genders and I definitely know how to use it to my advantage.
On top of all of this I am also an exhibitionist. I love to fuck out outdoors and drawing a crowd turns me on so fucking much, and if the crowd starts cheering us on I always have the most explosive cums ever! So this afternoon I was in a park and this hot chick came up to me and asked if she could sit with me. I jokingly told her she could if she would suck my cock. With no hesitation whatsoever she did just that! We drew a crowd and I shot a fucking huge load of cum in this chicks mouth and she swallowed every last drop. I was impressed to say the least. Then I fucked the shit out of her pussy while the crowed rooted us on. We both came our brains out and then laid there naked for the longest time. What a fucking hot day at the park!
There is this huge park not to far from where I live. Its a really nice park, it has a lake and little paddle boats you can rent, a play ground, walking and bike trails, and it even has an amphitheater where they do outdoor concerts every month. There is this local band I really like and they were playing there last Saturday so I decided to go by myself and just have a fun lazy Saturday afternoon. The guys in the band are so fucking hot and the lead singers voice is enough to make you have an orgasm. And for those of you who have been following me you know what an exhibitionist I am! So I made sure to bring my favorite little vibrator.
I found a spot where I had a clear view of the of the amphitheater so I would be able to see and hear the band very well. It wasn’t long after the band started playing that my clothes had to come off. I laid down a little mat I brought with me and and started to take care of my rock hard cock while enjoying the bands music and the view. I was so into the band I didn’t realize for a few minutes that not only was the band watching me watching them, but I was drawing a crowd that seemed to be enjoying the bands show and my show too!
Between the band and the crowd I got so hard and excited but I didn’t want to shoot my load of cum too soon because I wanted everyone to enjoy my show while enjoying the band at the same time. So I stroked my huge ten inch cock slowly to make it last as long as I could stand it before I shot my hot load of cum straight up into the air. As I was cumming the crowd was clapping and that made me cum all that much harder. I really enjoy outdoor concerts and always make friends while I am there. I met one guy that asked if he could get my number and of course I gave it to him, I know exactly what he wants and I am so willing to satisfy his needs and mine at the same time!
The other night I was at a local club and met this guy I really wanted. I wasn’t sure he would be into the tranny scene but I was going to do everything in my power to try to get him to come home with me and get him hooked on my huge cock. He was so damn good looking and our conversations just seemed to flow so easy. He seemed to be able to keep me very interested in anything and everything he had to say. My brain was going ninety miles an hours trying to figure out at way to get this guy to come home with me. As we were talking I learned he was a resident physician at one of the hospitals in town and worked twelve hour shifts overnight from ten to ten.
Damn, this means I can’t get him to come home with me tonight. He had to leave soon to go to work. I had to figure out a way to see this guy again very soon. I came up with a plan, since he had told me he was the emergency room physician at the hospital I had to come up with a way to get hurt or sick or something to have a reason to go to the emergency room. I came up with the perfect plan. I have this sex toy that if I don’t use a huge amount of lubricant on it then it gets stuck in my ass and is really pretty painful to get out. Something about the material its made out of or something, Anyway, I shoved it up my ass and put on a loose fitting sun dress with nothing on underneath except this butt plug.
By now its about three thirty in the morning and I figure the emergency room is probably pretty slow so I get in my car and on the drive there, the butt plug went deeper into my ass and it was pretty painful without the lubricant. Once at the hospital I tell the nurse I have a problem with my anus but won’t let anyone but a doctor look at it. She was not happy about this but gave me a gown and said the doctor would be in shortly. I took off my dress and laid there in the nude, The doctor came in and it was the one I was hoping for. He took one look at me and said Carla? I said yes, then he looked at my huge cock and the green thing sticking out of my ass and with a big grin he said, you really didn’t have to put yourself through all this I was going to call you for a date on my night off. Then I got embarrassed because he had caught on to my plan.
Then I felt a little silly, he got a syringe without a needle and shot lots of lubricant up my ass to loosen the butt plug and slowly pulled it out of my ass. I thanked him and started to get dressed and he asked me to come to a consultation room with him to talk. When we got inside the consultation room I was expecting some kind of a lecture but instead he kissed me long and hard, I felt my knees go a little weak and my cock go rock hard. He said I brought some lubricant for you and he had a huge smile on his face, he dropped his pants and bent over a chair. I shoved my rock hard cock up his ass and fucked his so good while massaging his cock, we both exploded with cum! We made plans for a date and both left with smiles on our faces! On my way out I said thank you doctor, your bedside manner is superb!
Being the luscious tranny that I am, over the years I have developed a wonderful and exciting April Fools surprise that pleases me and most of those who have experienced it with me. Many years ago I decked myself out in my prettiest tightest little dress and stiletto boots and hit a bar where I was not known by anyone. I picked up on a very handsome young stud and took him home with me. He thought he had struck gold when I asked him to come with me, he couldn’t contain his excitement and his cock instantly rose creating a huge bulge in his tight jeans.
As soon as we got to my place we had a couple of drinks, I made his stronger than mine of course. I wanted to make sure he was going to be totally into his April Fools surprise! He slammed his drinks and got extremely tipsy to say the least. I invited him upstairs to my bedroom and he smiled from ear to ear. He knew he was going to get fucked, he just had no idea as to how good it was really going to be. I unzipped his jeans to release his cock and took off his pants and went to work with my mouth getting him so horny he could barely handle it.
When I could tell he was about to shoot his hot wad of cum into my mouth I pulled my skirt up, flipped him over, shoved my cock in his tight little ass and began stroking his cock with my hand. He struggled hard at first but before long was pumping and grinding on my rock hard cock and I could tell he was truly enjoying his Aprils Fools surprise. We both had the ultimate orgasms and fucked each other in the ass on and off all night long! To this day we are still friends and over the years I have made many new friends on April Fools Day, including the new friend I made last night using my same technique. I Love April Fools Day, don’t you?
Today was such a beautiful day out and I am so glad Spring is finally here! Anyone that knows me at all knows I love to fuck outside every chance I get. I knew when I woke this morning I was going to fuck someone outside today, the weather was perfect for it. Plus I had a boner from hell and I didn’t want it to go to waste, that would be a shame, don’t you think so too? So I called my friend and asked if he would like to join me for brunch on my patio and he said he could be over in thirty minutes or so.
So I jumped up and showered really quickly, put on some sexy panties, fishnets and heels. Fixed my makeup and hair and ran down stairs to the kitchen and threw together some breakfast, fresh fruit, blueberry pancakes, bacon, and of course a pitcher of Mimosa’s to set the mood. Just as I was setting the food out on the patio table my doorbell rings. I hurried and placed everything out and ran to open the door. I think I took my friends breath away the moment he looked at me! I was so happy I got the reaction I was hoping for.
He followed me to the patio and we had a very nice brunch and three or four Mimosa’s each. Once our tummies were full my hard cock could wait no longer. I got on my chair on my knees and stuck my rock hard cock between the chair slats and my friend knew exactly what to do, he drooped to his knees and sucked me into an explosive orgasm. I blew my wad so hard down his throat I thought he was going to choke, but he managed to get it all down. Then I had him sit on my lap so I could fuck his tight little ass while I jacked him off and we both blew our hot wads at the same time! I love good weather, I am an outside person and am really looking forward to all the great fucking I will be doing outside this season!
I just really enjoy going rock climbing, and better than that I love fucking on a ledge on the side of a cliff. Just think about it… You really have to trust the person your doing the climb with, and it gets me so excited and my adrenalin shoots way up there and then I get so fucking horny I can barely wait to find a ledge to stop and rest. By resting I mean to get licked, sucked and fucked. What makes it even better is when we end up with a crowd watching us because they always get so excited that they start cheering us on. It’s just so fucking hot that the rush is really hard to explain to someone who has never experienced it. But I love telling anyone and everyone all about my experiences if their interested in hearing about them. My cock is getting hard just blogging about it so you can enjoy the experience too.
I just recently went with a new friend and he got so hot when we got to the ledge and I said lets take a break he couldn’t get his clothes off fast enough and while I was just finishing undressing myself I took him by the hair and shoved my rock hard ten inch cock in his mouth before he new what hit him. I fucked his little face so good and he managed to swallow every drop of the huge load of cum I shot down his throat. By then we had a crowd so my friend turned around and I shoved my still hard cock to the brim in his ass. As I fucked him I jacked him off so he came at the same time I shot my hot wad in his ass, and the crowd was just going wild by this time! There is so much more to this story to tell but I have a dinner date so for the rest of the story read my future blogs, or shoot me an email, instant message or shit, just call and I’ll make your cock explode with cum too just telling you the rest of the fucking story!
So I’m hanging out with my girls the other night, showing off my newest boots and having a good time. This asshole across the bar from us starts making loud and obnoxious sounds towards us, you know, cat calls and what not. Anyone who knows me, knows I appreciate being appreciated for my fine ass (and assets), but there is a time and place for everything. This guy didn’t need to be so loud, so I go over and ask him to please stop because me and my girls are trying to have fun and visit. He seems agreeable for about two seconds, but then he grabbed my tit and tried to slap my ass. I was furious, but kept my cool. I asked him if he’d like to feel that tit somewhere a little more private, and what do you now – this asshole couldn’t say yes fast enough. Understand this, my girls and I are really tight so they knew exactly what was going to happen to this mother fucker. I led him to the alleyway behind the bar and my girls were there, ready and waiting for us. They take him down and tie him up, while I pull out my knife and cut his underwear off of him.
He was shocked and surprised that we were so strong, but once I pulled out my cock he understood perfectly. We proceeded to stomp on his cock and balls, but we played with him too. We wanted his cock so hard that it hurt him when we grabbed it. We didn’t let him cum because that’s what he wanted, but we did fuck him in his ass and mouth. He is so rude and there is no fucking way we will give in to what he wants from us. We spent the next two hours fucking his mouth and his ass, by the time we were done with him his ass was more of a gaping pussy. It certainly didn’t look like anything that would belong on a man, and his mouth and jaw were sore from all us us ramming our cocks down his throat. He was covered in cum when we untied his ass and left him in the alleyway, so I am sure he will think twice before being rude and inconsiderate to a bunch of girls at the bar. You never know what surprises are in store for you.
