Who wants to have phone sex with a sexy shemale? I bet by looking at my picture you would never know I have a pretty cock too. Mark sure as fuck didn’t realize I had a shemale surprise when he picked me up at the Fourth of July festivities this weekend. I noticed him staring at me the entire time. He looked at me more than the fireworks. When the show was over, he stalked me through the crowd. Suggested we get drinks, but I cut to the chase. “Want to fuck,” I said bluntly? His eyes got huge, his cock got hard. He couldn’t talk suddenly. I took his hand, let him to this secluded area behind a bar. Unzipped his pants and blew his cock, smearing my pretty pink lipstick all over his cock. He reached his hand up my dress and discovered my clit was a cock, a sizeable one at that.
He looked a little confused, but his cock stayed hard, so he was digging it. I flipped him over, tugged his pants down further and fucked his ass against the alley wall like a $20 dollar whore. Filled his ass up with cum. Left him speechless again. “Thanks for the quickie, lover,” I purred in his ear. Then I spanked his ass, pulled my dress down, reapplied my lipstick and went back into the crowd to pick up another hot stranger.
My bestie and fellow t-girl, Diamond, went clubbing with me this weekend. We love picking up guys together, making them think they are going to get every straight man’s wet dream of a FFM threesome. Panty surprises are the best. We look for married men, either ones blatantly wearing their ring while trying to pick up chicks, or the ones who hid it in a pocket, but are too dumb to think about the tan line left behind. Married straight men are more fun. The element of surprise combined with the likelihood that they are backdoor virgins, just makes them more entertaining conquests.
It was a slim selection at our usual bar. Diamond and I were disappointed. There were not even any decent out of town businessmen. We had plenty of bees buzzing around, but none we wanted to make honey with at least. We have standards. Guys have to be handsome, physically fit and hung. The way we dance, we know the latter in 30 seconds. Just as we were about to leave, in walked Paul. He looked like Paul Newman too. Sexy older man, rugged good looks, comfortable in jeans and a tee shirt. Refreshing not to see a metro sexual dude. He made a straight line to us, bought us drinks. Diamond confirmed after dancing with him he was packing serious heat in his Levis.
We all went back to my loft to continue partying. Diamond and I teased him by making out with each other. She is such a good kisser. Got my dick’s full attention. Paul pulled out his big fuck stick to stroke as he watched two sexy girls provide him with some pre show entertainment. I looked over at him and it was limp as a wet noodle. Two hot chicks kissing and playing with each other’s tits and he had a dead dick? What the fuck? Diamond and I gave him the benefit of the doubt. He was drunk and age was a factor, but when our two hot mouths didn’t even garner a twinge, we gave up.
We had each other. So, Paul sat on the sidelines while Diamond undressed me. As soon as my hard cock fell out of my thong and into her mouth, I could hear the slapping of hard meat. Paul was rock hard now. Guess he needed some dickcentive. Diamond is the best big dick sucker; she can swallow every inch of my throbbing rod. We took turns giving each other head, while Paul stroked his rod. We invited him to join us, but he preferred to watch. I fucked Diamond’s tight ass first. I could feel my balls slapping on her heart shaped, perfect ass. Just made me harder. I shot a pretty large load of cum up her ass too. I think I liked having an audience.
When it was her turn to fuck me, I looked over at our old fag, and pre cum was just flowing out his swollen mushroom head. He was tasting it. I wanted some too. I begged him to put it in my mouth, but he wouldn’t budge. Diamond just fucked my ass harder as I stroked my cock watching Paul stroke his. As she sprayed my ass with her t-girl cum, Paul shot a load across the room that hit me in the face. That was a pretty impressive trajectory. He tasted good for an old dude. Poor guy. Turns out he has been married to the same woman for 40 years, longer than either Diamond or I have been alive. Out of those 4 decades, he said they have fucked maybe 50 times. Hell I fuck more than that in a week sometimes. We were his first chicks with dicks.
Couldn’t bring himself to cheat on his wife despite her lack of a libido. By the way his cock reacted when he saw ours, my guess is he is non practicing bisexual or downright fag. Perhaps his wife has picked up on that, explaining why she won’t give up her pussy but once a year. Do you have trouble getting it up for your wife or girlfriend? It may not be for the reasons you think! Some men just need dickcentive to get hard. A sure fire way to find out, is to see what happens when 2 hot chicks with dicks take command of your cock.
People often assume I go to gay bars. Where is the fun in that? I go to straight bars so I can pick up married men or back door virgins. I love being some stud’s panty surprise. I want to be the first cock to enter virgin ass. I won’t get that in a gay bar, that is certain. Last night my girlfriends and I checked out a new club in the strip district. My friends are 100% chick, but the guys always gravitate to me. I think they sense my special appeal or they just dig my exotic look. I saw the wedding ring on Tim’s finger, but I didn’t care. I wasn’t going to marry him. Just ruin him for traditional sex! He bought me a bunch of drinks, which made him frisky.
We got back to my place and I slipped into something more comfortable. I sat on his cock so he could fuck my ass. His wife never gives up the booty. Men love anal sex. He didn’t yet know my secret, but i couldn’t hide my erection as his throbbing cock was fucking my ass hard. He reached around as to rub my clit and got a huge surprise. He gasped a bit, but started thrusting his cock in my ass harder. I think he liked it. I put my hand on top of his to guide him on how I like my big clit stick stroked. When he shot a load of cum in my ass, I shot my load all over his chest.
We rested awhile, then fucked some more. Married men fuck the best. Your wife won’t let you fuck her in the ass, call a sexy tranny, we always give up the ass, and bonus, we fuck you in the ass too.
Adult phone chat about transgendered folks and T-girls has increased since Caitlyn Jenner came out on the cover of Vanity Fair. I know she is 60 something, but damn if she isn’t one of the hottest transgendered females I have ever seen. I would fuck her. I actually owe her a big thanks, because she is making it hip to be with special chicks. Making folks realize transgendered or tranny, we are pretty special and wicked hot.
I have fucked and sucked more cock since she revealed her pretty self than I have in the past few months combined. Guys seem less shocked to discover my panty surprise. Hell, they seem more interested in actually being with a sexy shemale phone sex slut. Before, a lot more guys were worried about folks knowing they got fucked in the ass by a chick with a dick. Worried it made them a fag. Now my dick up their ass or down their throat is actually cool. Almost every guy who I banged in the past 2 weeks was chomping at the bit to get my cock up their virgin ass and my creamy spunk all over their face.
I have always known I was special. Now lots more men know I am special too thanks to Caitlyn. She seems to be opening up dudes minds a bit. Relax guys, it’s just cock. Caitlyn use to have one, I still have one. We both look gorgeous. Once you let your inhibitions go and get my cock in your fuck holes you will understand what you have been missing. Forget the saying once you go black you don’t go back. Once you go tranny you don’t go back. What are you waiting for?
Adult phone chat with a dominant tranny is exactly what your faggot ass needs. I’m putting whip cream up my sweet asshole right now for you to lick out. Look at that creamy filled ass. You know you want some of my cream. You need my cream. And you are going to get it too. Down your throat and up your ass. I love to fuck virgins. I woke up this morning with a former straight boy. I got him in touch with his fag side. The whip cream you see up my sweet ass was all over my cock last night. Billy guzzled it off my throbbing rod, which made it ready for his tight ass. I bent him over my bed and fucked him until he had a real load of my cream in his ass. He kept saying he has never done this before. Now he is saying he can’t believe he didn’t try a hot tranny phone sex slut sooner. You will be saying the same thing too. Are you ready for the cream that will forever change you?
My girlfriends and I had a wager going on this weekend to see who could suck the most cock at the club. The caveat was that the guys had to be straight and be clueless to our special nature. Not all trannies are created equally. I’m sure you have seen many that look like Mrs. Doubtfire. I’m not saying that my fellow shemale sisters are ugly, just that I am prettier, more convincing. I knew I could win this one hands down. As soon as guys heard that there was a pretty chick blowing cocks in the bathroom, guys were lined up to face fuck me. I downed over 50 cocks in a couple hours. I swallowed more cum in those hours than I have in a week. I have a competitive side, so challenge me and game is on. Not a single dude I blew had any clue I also had a cock. Hell my cock was bigger than quite of a few of the guys I sucked off. Neither of my girlfriends came close to swallowing as much spunk as I did. In fact, one of the guys whose rod I deep throated suggested I make porn. From tranny phone sex whore to tranny porn queen? I could see myself doing shemale porn. Could you?
Today is Sunday Fun Day. And that is exactly what I am doing. Having fun with some of my favorite sex toys. I have dildos in all shapes and sizes. There isn’t anything too big for my hot tranny ass. When I was a young boy, that is how I knew I was better suited for a life as a chick. I loved to fuck my ass more than stroke my cock. I would bounce on my mother’s high heels then wear them. I even fucked every tool in my father’s tool chest. When my folks discovered I was a dirty anal whore, they swore I was a fag. The way I looked at it, I was just a dirty whore trapped in man’s body who needed her back door pussy fucked. And here I am today, the best of both worlds. Mostly girl, with a big old man cock fucking my back door pussy with dildos when cock isn’t handy. I’m out in my backyard sunning myself while I bounce on big dildos for my neighbor’s viewing pleasure. Maybe you would like to give my nice juicy ass something big to play with today?
Ever thought about phone sex with a sexy shemale? If you are even reading my blog, you know you are curious about chicks with dicks. Name a better way to explore your bi side than with a pretty girl with a nice cock? Usually it’s guys who are curious about special girls like me, but I have this one girlfriend who has been super curious or super horny lately. Normally, I don’t fuck friends, but we all got pretty wasted Friday night at a bachelorette party, and well next thing you know, we are at my house playing doctor. I was dressed as a naughty nurse because the chick getting married is a nurse and we had a hospital themed party, complete with hunky male stripper nurses!
After a night of debauchery at the strip club, a few of us continued the fun at my place. A couple of the girls got pretty worked up over those buffed naked male strippers. I was happy to give them the cock they wanted. I’m an equal opportunity fucker. I determined that Andie had empty holes syndrome. She needed an infusion of my fuckstick. It was her lucky night because we brought home Shelly, another special chick , so Andie could get both her fuckholes cleaned out well. Poor thing. She said it had been months since she got fucked. Pretty sure her husband is cheating on her. I told her fuck her husband. Hot little thing like her can have whoever she wants, even two sexy trannies.
We fucked her ass, cunt and mouth. Turned the housewife into a cum dump. She needed it. I bet you need a good fucking too. Too many spouses neglect their partners. But you know what? A sexy shemale is just what you need. I don’t care if you are straight. Male or female, you will enjoy my nice hard cock. I can go easy or rough on your fuckholes. I’m the best revenge on a cheating or neglectful spouse. I am also the most fun! Pretty face and pretty cock!
I love the warmer weather. Cookouts, pool parties, camping, boating, baseball games…. All sorts of sexy fun to be had in the summer sun. Yesterday I went to my first pool party of the season. I wore a cute little bikini and high heels. Only the host knew my true nature. There were so many hot men there. It was really hard to contain my excitement if you know what I mean. How those guys didn’t know I had a big dick was beyond me. I was bulging out my bikini. But straight married men were flirting with me. I was drinking fruity drinks, getting drunk and flirting wildly.
I guess with the sun, the alcohol hit me quickly. I told this one guy to suck my cock. He laughed. He didn’t believe me; didn’t believe I was a T-girl. So I took off my bikini bottoms and proved it. Without hesitation he was sucking my rod in front of the party guests. Guys were watching him suck the prettiest girl at the pool party. Within a few minutes of knob polishing, there was a line of guys waiting to suck me off. I felt like the belle of the ball. All these handsome men wanting to suck my dick.
I face fucked every male guest at the party. Even fucked a few asses too. The heat, the booze, the hot men, made me super horny. I went into domme mode and started fucking mouths and pretty asses. I made a bunch of straight men tranny lovers. I lost track at how many times I came. I’m lucky, I can cum more than the average guy. Maybe my female side makes me multi orgasmic. An orgy pool party started my summer off with a bang. What would you do if I was at your pool party?
Avery and I were horny, but not for cock. We wanted to change things up a bit so we went trolling at a local lesbian bar for some pretty carpet munchers. Technically, we have dicks, which lesbians tend to shy away from; however, every dude Avery and I have picked up never thought they would fuck a chick with balls and they did. So, maybe we could work our magic and bring two lesbians over to the dark side too. If there is anything Avery and I are always up for, it’s a challenge. We got prettied up, and headed to the Pussy Kat Parlor.
We looked like lipstick lesbians; definitely the hottest things in the club, with the exception of these two chicks that approached us. Gorgeous, like us. Avery and I found our chicks to take home. We danced and drank at the club for an hour before I suggested going back to my place. They really believed we were 100% all girl. Men never think we aren’t all girl, but women are smarter. I poured some wine at my loft, turned on some mood lighting and got excited to lick some pussy. All four of us started making out on the couch. Before long, Avery suggested we go have fun in my California King sized bed.
We continued kissing on my bed, feeling each other up. Both had lovely breasts. Clothes started flying, my dick was hard; Avery was in the same boat. We couldn’t wait to see the surprise on their faces when they realized we had cocks not cunts. The joke was on us! Our two pretty lesbians were shemales too. Avery and I walked into a lesbian bar and picked up the two hottest chicks in the place and they had dicks too. What were the odds? We all had a good laugh.
Despite none of us getting the pussy we wanted, we did have an impromptu shemale orgy. Avery and I went domme on our pretty t-girls. They were instructed to suck our big cocks, which they did superbly. They had really nice cocks too, so of course we went into switch mode. I can’t help but worship a pretty cock when I see one. I’ve got a very strong oral fixation. We spent the entire night sucking and fucking. At one point we had a special daisy train going on! Instead of each licking a pussy, we each sucked a cock. Made a pretty little circle on my bed. Left four wet spots too.
We all fucked each other. I fucked Avery, then I fucked our shemale hook ups. My cock fucked every ass. Avery fucked every ass. Our guests fucked every ass. We all got triple loads of cum in and on us. It was a wicked wild time. My bed has never been so full of wet spots before. Avery and I got a taste of our own medicine and we liked it. Sometimes a surprise is a pleasant one. We were in the mood for fish, but we got bratwurst instead. We had a hot tranny train, made new friends to play with, and got to cum several times. Pleasant surprise indeed. How would you feel if you were trolling for pussy and found cock instead?
