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April Fools Carla Style

Tranny Phone SexBeing the luscious tranny that I am, over the years I have developed a wonderful and exciting April Fools surprise that pleases me and most of those who have experienced it with me. Many years ago I decked myself out in my prettiest tightest little dress and stiletto boots and hit a bar where I was not known by anyone. I picked up on a very handsome young stud and took him home with me. He thought he had struck gold when I asked him to come with me, he couldn’t contain his excitement and his cock instantly rose creating a huge bulge in his tight jeans.

As soon as we got to my place we had a couple of drinks, I made his stronger than mine of course. I wanted to make sure he was going to be totally into his April Fools surprise! He slammed his drinks and got extremely tipsy to say the least. I invited him upstairs to my bedroom and he smiled from ear to ear. He knew he was going to get fucked, he just had no idea as to how good it was really going to be. I unzipped his jeans to release his cock and took off his pants and went to work with my mouth getting him so horny he could barely handle it.

When I could tell he was about to shoot his hot wad of cum into my mouth I pulled my skirt up, flipped him over, shoved my cock in his tight  little ass and began stroking his cock with my hand. He struggled hard at first but before long was pumping and grinding on my rock hard cock and I could tell he was truly enjoying his Aprils Fools surprise. We both had the ultimate orgasms and fucked each other in the ass on and off all night long! To this day we are still friends and over the years I have made many new friends on April Fools Day, including the new friend I made last night using my same technique. I Love April Fools Day, don’t you?

Hot Sex in the Springtime!

Tranny Phone SexToday was such a beautiful day out and I am so glad Spring is finally here! Anyone that knows me at all knows I love to fuck outside every chance I get. I knew when I woke this morning I was going to fuck someone outside today, the weather was perfect for it. Plus I had a boner from hell and I didn’t want it to go to waste, that would be a shame, don’t you think so too? So I called my friend and asked if he would like to join me for brunch on my patio and he said he could be over in thirty minutes or so.

So I jumped up and showered really quickly, put on some sexy panties, fishnets and heels. Fixed my makeup and hair and ran down stairs to the kitchen and threw together some breakfast, fresh fruit, blueberry pancakes, bacon, and of course a pitcher of Mimosa’s to set the mood. Just as I was setting the food out on the patio table my doorbell rings. I hurried and placed everything out and ran to open the door. I think I took my friends breath away the moment he looked at me! I was so happy I got the reaction I was hoping for.

He followed me to the patio and we had a very nice brunch and three or four Mimosa’s each. Once our tummies were full my hard cock could wait no longer. I got on my chair on my knees and stuck my rock hard cock between the chair slats and my friend knew exactly what to do, he drooped to his knees and sucked me into an explosive orgasm. I blew my wad so hard down his throat I thought he was going to choke, but he managed to get it all down. Then I had him sit on my lap so I could fuck his tight little ass while I jacked him off and we both blew our hot wads at the same time! I love good weather, I am an outside person and am really looking forward to all the great fucking I will be doing outside this season!

Rockin’ with Carla…

Tranny Phone SexI just really enjoy going rock climbing, and better than that I love fucking on a ledge on the side of a cliff. Just think about it… You really have to trust the person your doing the climb with, and it gets me so excited and my adrenalin shoots way up there and then I get so fucking horny I can barely wait to find a ledge to stop and rest. By resting I mean to get licked, sucked and fucked. What makes it even better is when we end up with a crowd watching us because they always get so excited that they start cheering us on. It’s just so fucking hot that the rush is really hard to explain to someone who has never experienced it. But I love telling anyone and everyone all about my experiences if their interested in hearing about them. My cock is getting hard just blogging about it so you can enjoy the experience too.

I just recently went with a new friend and he got so hot when we got to the ledge and I said lets take a break he couldn’t get his clothes off fast enough and while I was just finishing undressing myself I took him by the hair and shoved my rock hard ten inch cock in his mouth before he new what hit him. I fucked his little face so good and he managed to swallow every drop of the huge load of cum I shot down his throat. By then we had a crowd so my friend turned around and I shoved my still hard cock to the brim in his ass. As I fucked him I jacked him off so he came at the same time I shot my hot wad in his ass, and the crowd was just going wild by this time! There is so much more to this story to tell but I have a dinner date so for the rest of the story read my future blogs, or shoot me an email, instant message or shit, just call and I’ll make your cock explode with cum too just telling you the rest of the fucking story!

A Sweet Gang Bang Surprise

Gang Bang Phone SexSo I’m hanging out with my girls the other night, showing off my newest boots and having a good time.  This asshole across the bar from us starts making loud and obnoxious sounds towards us, you know, cat calls and what not. Anyone who knows me, knows I appreciate being appreciated for my fine ass (and assets), but there is a time and place for everything.  This guy didn’t need to be so loud, so I go over and ask him to please stop because me and my girls are trying to have fun and visit.  He seems agreeable for about two seconds, but then he grabbed my tit and tried to slap my ass. I was furious, but kept my cool.  I asked him if he’d like to feel that tit somewhere a little more private, and what do you now – this asshole couldn’t say yes fast enough. Understand this, my girls and I are really tight so they knew exactly what was going to happen to this mother fucker.  I led him to the alleyway behind the bar and my girls were there, ready and waiting for us.  They take him down and tie him up, while I pull out my knife and cut his underwear off of him.

He was shocked and surprised that we were so strong, but once I pulled out my cock he understood perfectly.  We proceeded to stomp on his cock and balls, but we played with him too.  We wanted his cock so hard that it hurt him when we grabbed it.  We didn’t let him cum because that’s what he wanted, but we did fuck him  in his ass and mouth. He is so rude and there is no fucking way we will give in to what he wants from us.  We spent the next two hours fucking his mouth and his ass, by the time we were done with him his ass was more of a gaping pussy.  It certainly didn’t look like anything that would belong on a man, and his mouth and jaw were sore from all us us ramming our cocks down his throat. He was covered in cum when we untied his ass and left him in the alleyway, so I am sure he will think twice before being rude and inconsiderate to a bunch of girls at the bar.  You never know what surprises are in store for you.

Cocksucking on the Beach with Specials

Tranny Phone SexI am so tired of the winter and so ready for the spring weather to hit. Today I went shopping and picked up a few new bathing suits, I just love this yellow one the best of all those I purchased today. Right now I am sitting here just daydreaming about what we will do this summer on the beach. I know that your as big of an exhibitionist as I am and can’t wait for the beach wear weather to arrive. I have been doing some research to find some secluded beaches along with looking for where all the nude beaches are located.

Okay so now I’m tired of daydreaming and I called you to come over, I am wearing my new cute little yellow bikini and I set up the bedroom to look as springtime as I could. Once you got here I made us some lemonade with a splash of vodka and we headed for the bedroom. I sucked your cock while you sucked mine until we both shot our huge loads of cum into each others mouths so hard I felt the earth move! I talked you into staying the night so we are going out to dinner and then tonight I can’t wait to get my huge cock in that tight little ass of yours!

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Fucking in the Rain

Tranny Phone SexLast night it was so dreary and raining. Not too cold just very wet out and I wanted to get out and have some fun. So I called you and asked if you wanted to come over or do something, You said sure and told me you were on your way over. So while I waited I made us some coffee and started a nice fire in the living room fireplace. When you got there you said, how beautiful it was outside and how much you loved the rain. We went in and had a cup of coffee and just talked and caught up with each other. Then you said, let’s go for a walk in the rain, I asked if you were crazy and you said no, that walking in the rain was quite sexy. I could tell you had your heart set on walking in the rain so I finally agreed even though I wasn’t too excited about getting all wet.

We walked down by this park that has a little lake and stream and walked along it. You put your arm around me and would stop from time to time to give me these long passionate kisses, you got me so hot my cock got rock hard! You found this grassy area under a big beautiful tree and we laid down, before I even realized what I was doing I had both our pants off. We sucked each others cocks until we both shot our hot load of cum into each mouths. Then I rolled you over and fucked your tight little ass until I flooded it with my cum! You were right, walking in the rain is sexy, but fucking in the rain is hotter than hell! We will definitely be doing this a lot more often on rainy days…

Tranny Phone Sex Turned Into An Orgy!

Tranny Phone SexTranny phone sex with me is one fucking hot and explosive cumming experience. Especially for those who have just recently gotten into the tranny scene. There is a new friend in my life but that doesn’t mean I can neglect my old friends. So I decided to have a little get together at my house to let everyone get acquainted with one another. I served a light dinner with lots of wine and drinks to make sure the party was a hit. We all ended up sitting around the living room talking, telling stories and jokes and laughing our asses off, just having a really good time. I was very please that everyone seemed to like one another quite a lot.

As the evening progressed and everyone was getting a little drunk and my little get together or dinner party turned into an all night full blown cock orgy. I was in heaven, all this hard cock and so many tight asses to chose from. I really didn’t know where to start. Then I realized this was the perfect opportunity for my new friend to try new experiences with some of my closest friends. So I let them break him in right and when I went to check on him, he had one cock in his mouth, one in his hand and another up his ass. He was so into it that I couldn’t help but to smile and went in to join the fun which turned out to be one hot fucking cum fest that lasted all night long. I must throw a lot more little dinner parties in the future!

Wanna Surprise?

Tranny Phone SexWhere I live the weather has turned a little warm for this time of the year. I have always loved to be outdoors and I especially love to have sex in public places. So I called a new friend that absolutely loves my cock and wanted to treat him to a new experience. There is this beautiful park not far from me with lots of wooded areas. I called my friend and asked if he would like to hang out at the park with me today and I would pack us a lunch. He said sure and I could tell he was very excited that I had called and invited him. So I packed us a nice lunch with lots of fresh fruits, cheese, meats, bread and veggies along with a nice bottle of wine and headed to the park to meet him. We found a nice area and spread out a blanket and set out the food. We decided to take a short walk before lunch. We came across this beautiful area with really long soft grass.

He pulled me down on the grass and pulled off my pants and started sucking my cock, I was a little shocked that he just couldn’t wait and I think this time it was me that was a little surprised by his eagerness. So this time unlike our first time together I shot my hot load of cum in his mouth, I was so impressed, he swallowed! Then he fucked me in the ass while stroking my cock, I thought wow, this guys a quick study. Then after we had both cum at least twice we finished our nice walk and went back and had a very nice lunch together. We actually stayed in the park until the sun started going down and it became chilli. I think I have made a new friend for life.

Do You Want Some of This?

Tranny Phone SexLast night I went out to a local club just to check out the action and have a couple of drinks. I really wasn’t in the mood for hanging out with old friends, I wanted to meet some new ones. I enjoy people a lot and try to meet as many new friends as I can. Plus I always like the eliminate of surprise when I tell someone new I am a Tranny. Some people shy away as soon as they learn. Others are completely intrigued and and become quite curious and want to learn more. Then there are those that really are interested and want some of this.

Last night turned out to be a great night, I met someone and usually I don’t tell them up front that I am a Tranny, I love to surprise them later. Well this guy seemed to be so into me so quickly I decided to test the waters so to speak. After I told him he was silent for a moment but then said, I have never been with a Tranny but would love to try it at least once, then he asked if I would break him in gently, I smiled and said of course, I wouldn’t have it any other way. After all if I hurt him he will be turned off and I will have lost a potential new friend.

We went back to my place, I began by offering him a drink, then we talked for a while so I could set his mind at ease. Then I took him to my bedroom and started my giving him a blowjob. Then I moved around to give him access to my cock. It only took a few minutes and I felt him licking and eventually as he got really excited his instincts took over and he was sucking my cock. I didn’t want to shot my load in his mouth on his first experience. So I rolled him over and lubed up his ass really good. Then I eased my cock in and gently began easing my cock in an out.

Before long I could feel him grinding against me and was able to pick up the pace and fucked him a little harder and faster while stroking his cock to keep him hard and excited. I shot a huge load of cum up his ass and it was obvious he was enjoying it. I told him it was his turn to fuck my ass, this seemed to really get him excited! He shoved his cock in my ass with such force I smiled knowing I had him hooked. I knew I had a good friend and we would spend many more nights together. When he shot his hot wad of cum up my ass, he clasped on the bed and said damn, that was the best orgasm ever!

Tranny Phone Sex with You was so Fucking Amazing at the Car Show!

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Tranny Phone Sex at the car show with you was so fucking amazing, we came so hard and the crowd cheering us on made us both explode with cum! I know you love our trips to the antique car shows as much as I do and this weekend was no exception. This was a new car show we just happened to find which made it all that much more exciting for us because most of the people there had no idea of the surprise performance they were going to receive on and off all weekend long. This weekend was especially exciting, we found this really hot purple cherried out convertible mustang that we climbed into and began our little show.

The problem was most people weren’t noticing and we doing and we were both a little disappointed that we weren’t drawing the normal crowd! You looked in to the front seat and saw the keys were in the ignition and when you started the engine it was so loud and shot fire out of the tailpipes! It was so fucking hot and we were sucking each other cocks not even caring if there was a crowd or not! The rumbling and vibration of the car was so fucking amazing as we sucked each others cocks until we burst with cum! Then I flipped you over, got on my knees and went to town fucking your tight sweet ass! It was then we actually noticed the crowd.

There was some guy there and you could see he was so pissed and trying to get to the car, I assume he must have been the owner. But the crowd held him back and continued to cheer us on until we both got so excited and were about ready to blow our cum when we decide how fun it would be to spray it out into the crowd, which is exactly wheat we did. The crowd went wild and we gathered our clothes and headed back to the room. It was such a hot fucking day, I am so looking forward to seeing what hell we can raise tonight! I love a good car show and living my life in the fast lane!

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