Want to have some adult phone chat about cock size? Let’s see how you measure up, or fail to measure up. See my dildo? If it is more of a man than you are, then no way will I allow you into my pussy kingdom. I would rather fuck myself with a toy than waste time with a small dick that can’t do anything for me, except maybe make me laugh. Tom found out what I do to tiny dick losers who call me up to get them off when they have nothing worthy of getting off!
I made him get naked in front of his open window so his hot neighbor girl could see him in his pathetic glory. I instructed him to smack his worthless dick 25 times. Smack it hard, no love taps were allowed. I then made him write a sign that said, “I have a worthless dick. I deserve pain not pleasure,” and hold it up so his neighbor girl could see it. According to him, he could see her laughing. He told me he has been trying to fuck her for months. She needed full disclosure. I love to publicly shame losers. Until a girl laughs at his short comings, most dudes are delusional thinking size doesn’t matter. Women are a different breed these days. We have no problem infusing a dose of reality to losers who can’t understand that they don’t deserve hot ass. You may be able to fool us with your clothes on, but once we see you in all your shame, the game is over. No self respecting chick will entertain fucking your baby dick.
So don’t be calling me unless you are ready for pain and humiliation. In this relationship, I’m the top and you will always be the bottom, you short dick loser.