I am still laughing right now; it’s incredibly hard for me to actually write this blog. Seriously, this guy called me for some adult phone chat and he had the TINIEST, almost nonexistent dick I’ve ever seen! So I mean… his call shot straight up to the more extreme levels. I could not help but to laugh at him! Now, I’ve seen small dicks before, I’ve made fun of these tiny little things multiple times but I was not stretching the truth when I told him it was the smallest one I’d ever seen! Like I literally had to look for it…and once I found it I thought it was some strange tumor on his balls. Nope that was his excuse of a penis right there and it was the size of a tiny little brat’s dick! So of course he tried to act like he was actually packing something but I continued to laugh at him and make fun about how hard it was to find and how there are young ones in school packing a bigger dick then he’ll ever have. And I of course had to ask him what on earth his wife thought of this pathetic excuse of a penis and he tried to defend it by saying she loved it! But my real question was, does that thing even get big enough to go inside of her?! Oh God, I bet it doesn’t and he has to use some type of toy. Eventually he admitted that he does have to use a toy but sometimes his wife will suck his dick for him but again what dick?! It’s so pitiful, he is practically a girl! Of course telling him all this made him cry because I did humiliate him pretty bad but SERIOUSLY how could I not? He brought it upon himself, and in the end he was happy because he got to squirt! Oops I mean cum…
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