Cumming In 2014: The Biggest Cum Slut

Well 2014 is here, it came in with a bang (a gang bang)!
Everyone makes New Years Resolutions and they never keep them. It’s always the same old lame ass shit, loosing weight, stop smoking, drink less, be healthier….blah blah blah.
I am making a New Years Resolution that I know I can keep and that I will enjoy keeping! I resolve to be the biggest cum slut Fuckalicious has ever seen!
I just found out there is a Sex World Record book, kind of like Guinness but all for sex!
Some of the craziest world records in it are stuff like the worlds largest dick, 13.5in. Wow hell yeah where is this guy? And the worlds largest vagina, 19in. Bet she can stuff a lot of cock in that hole! And the longest distance for shooting a load of cum. Get this shit, 18ft. How about that shit? I would love to break the record for the worlds biggest gang bang, 919 guys in the same fucking day! That chick has the right idea!
  Or maybe I can break the record for swallowing the most cum, 887 loads. Fuck yeah! Or being covered in the most cum, 122 fucking hot shots of mother load!
Yes my New Years Resolution is to out do all these cum sluts and do it right. Any and all help would be greatly appreciated! It’s gonna be a Fuckalicious year!

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