Cheating phone sex isn’t cheating unless you get caught.

Cheating phone sex isn’t cheating unless you get caught. That is the first thing to remember. You are only in trouble if you get caught. Now let us dissect this, in fact the art of not being caught. To begin with you need to have rules. Boundaries. Which means the list is easy once they are explained on the dos and don’ts of cheating.

Which brings us to the first rule and that is CHEAT! Do this. Reason being it is so very naughty. Taboo and it isn’t really cheating unless you get caught. Now please it is important to remember that if you follow these guidelines no one will the wiser.

Second rule is DON’T tell anyone. Not a single person. You may think that I am going to tell just one person. My best friend. That is where the problem comes in. Then they tell just one person and so on and so forth. Get the picture. It is always said it is women that gossip the most. Prove them right and zip the lip.

Next part of the second rule is you’re not going to zip the lip. So, we have the adult phone chat all lined up for you. When you obey this rule word doesn’t get out.

Finally, we have the third rule-delete, delete, delete.

Most people get bills online and so don’t scour through the phone bill like it was in the 1990’s and earlier. In fact, the only thing that they think about is going through the phone. As soon as you get off (in more than one way) with me or any of my friends you are going to delete the numbers.

Now then, to make it easier for you we have very reasonable rates. You could even say it is Cheap phone sex service for you and at the same time it is billed discreetly so even in a search of the bill there are no red flags.

In summary come and have some fun with a freaky nasty whore. Follow the rules and those are the only rules, and your cheating will never be detected.