This guy friend of mine and I were sitting around eating special gummie bears a friend smuggled back from Colorado for me. THC infused candy is quite yummy. Well, I get high all the time, but never had anything quite this pure. Wow. Jim and I started getting silly, slap happy silly. Somehow we got on the topic of cartoon characters we would fuck. I was all about Ned Flanders from The Simpsons with his 70s porn-stache. Jim was all about Lois from Family Guy. He went on and on about her body and how much he has spanked to her image thinking of titty fucking her.
Titty fucking Lois? Well no way she had bigger jugs than I did. I whipped mine out and asked if in his sex dreams Lois had boobs like mine. He started drooling. I said why not titty fuck me? I said he could even call me Lois. He said I could call him Ned. I pulled out Ned’s big cock and put it in between Lois’s huge knockers. I let him slide in and out of those huge breasts and sucked the head of his throbbing cock. Felt so good to push them jugs together with his dick thrusting in and out of them . He came good on my tits too. I licked it all up. Never let cum go to waste.
We were so high. He even inserted some of those special gummies in my pussy. And decided to see what Lois’s snatch tasted like. My cunt was dripping wet. Ned had a pretty nice cock for a cartoon character. He said those gummies tasted even better smothered in Lois’s honey. I even ate a few of my cum drenched special gummie bears. Got high all over again and let Ned titty fuck me again. This time he shot his load all over my face. I looked like someone had spilled milk in my face.
God love legalized marijuana. In states where it’s legal, the shit is so good you would titty fuck a cartoon character. I love fucking when I am high. The only problem is when I am fucked up, I have absolutely no sensor, no inhibitions, no limits. Let’s get fucked up together and push each other’s boundaries.