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My husband and I went to the pumpkin patch last night. I thought it was the perfect opportunity for some small cock phone sex humiliation fun. I love to share the way I treat my loser hubby with callers. The callers worthy enough to fuck me get a good laugh, and the other tiny dick losers learn yet another way a hot goddess can shame them. These pretty coeds were looking for the right pumpkin for their sorority house. I over head them talking that size didn’t matter. They just wanted a pretty perfect pumpkin. I turned around and told them, “size ALWAYS matters girls.” I yanked my husband over for a tutorial in what I meant. I explained that on the surface he looked like a perfect pumpkin. Good looking. Fit. Big wallet, educated, good to others… Then I yanked his pants down to reveal a 2 inch limp dick. The girls all pointed and laughed at him. “See ladies, size matters. Get yourself a nice big pumpkin,” I giggled. I let them know that as hot girls they deserved only the biggest and best pumpkins they could find. My husband was so embarrassed. Apparently he did not appreciate my use of a pumpkin anology to make a statement about small dicks. To a size queen bitch like me, everything is a teaching opportunity. Not only do I like shaming little dicks; I like educating women on the importance of size too. You see, not only will I not fuck you loser, but I am going to make sure no one else does either. Tiny dick losers don’t deserve pleasure.

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