My granny passed away last year, and the estate finally settled so I can now prepare her house to sell. I have been going over there a little every week and sorting through things to keep in the family and things to put up for auction. Last night, I was in attic and found a box labeled “private.” Granny was a pretty conservative woman, very religious, so I figured this might be a collection of Bibles or religious figurines. Quite the contrary. It was a box of vibrators. At least 30 vibrators still in their original boxes as Granny was meticulous. These were old school vibrators by the boxes, many from the 1920s. Certainly these were of value. I have quite the collection of masturbation toys myself, so I was pretty impressed that my 90 year old devout Catholic grandma diddled herself regularly. She was widowed all my life and I never even knew her to have a gentleman friend. Well this explained why she still seemed happy! She knew about the art of self pleasure.
I took the box home with me and did some research. I consider myself a sex toy connoisseur; maybe it is genetic? I called up the Vintage Vibrator Museum and described all my wonderful discoveries. The lady I spoke to said I had a goldmine of vibrators worth quite a lot of money seeing how they were are still in the original packaging. There was a vibrator called the “Arnold Massager” from 1915 that the vibe expert I spoke to says was rumored to have been a favorite of Mark Twain and his wife. But the one that caught my eye was the 1952 Niagara Hand Unit, which offered the possibility of both “internal and external stimulation.” The Niagara Hand Unit was even endorsed by Good Housekeeping and a guarantee stamp appears on the bottom of the controller. As I was picturing all these horny repressed housewives of the 50s exploring their bodies with The Niagara Hand Unit, I got horny and decided to try it. Bulkier and not as phallic as today’s sex toys, but gave me a nice hard cum. Smooth metal on my clit and in my cunt, combined with thoughts of my granny treating herself to the art of self love, gave me an intense cum. An orgasm is the best gift we can give ourselves.
Granny even had one of the first traditional vibrators marketed as a sex toy called the “Personal Vibrator.” It requires batteries, has a sleek, streamlined style designed for internal use and has the iconic, bullet shape which is what I think of first when I hear the word “vibrator”. I tried that one out in Granny’s attic before I came home as I was so turned on. Put Granny’s vibe on my clit and exploded in seconds. I have spent the entire morning trying out my granny’s vibrators and peppering in a few of my own for comparison. These vintage vibes hold up well and are still in mint working condition. I have cum so much today, but I am not done yet. My Granny’s private collection of vibrators may be of quite some monetary value, despite their recent use on my pussy, but I don’t think I can part with them. I somehow feel closer to her now knowing she did not deny her womanly needs. I have been masturbating since I could walk. And I hope like my Granny, will be loving on myself until I am 90!
I can’t wait to see what other goodies may be lurking in Granny’s house. But, her vibrator collection will not be sold for money. I’m keeping it in the family. It belongs with me and my horny clan. In fact, I can’t wait to share her collection with others in my family. Some items are just too valuable to leave the family. Perhaps you would like to join me in some mutual masturbation phone sex? I have 22 vintage vibes, plus my own extensive sex toy collection to choose from for our call. I love getting my callers off, but I also love getting off with them too. I know you wanna hear me cum.
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