Blowjobs Phone Sex: I Make it Real

blowjobs phone sexBlowjobs phone sex goes to a new level with me. My problem is I am rarely sober on a call. I party all through my shift. Cocaine, weed and bourbon and wine are my most trusty party partners. That means you never know what you might get with me. When you want a virtual blowjob or we are talking about a blow bang, I tend to want to make the sounds as real as I can make them. Sure, I have dildos to suck. I have even sucked all the numbers off my TV remote in a quest to really sound like I am sucking your dick. I have been doing this longer now and I want the sounds to sound as authentic as if I was right there with your dick in my mouth. What happens is, I get high. I do lines of coke and look for the closest thing to cram into my mouth the moment you mention oral gratification. Sometimes that is a cock. My family knows I am a phone sex whore. We have no secrets. Last night, I was coked out of my mind. Drunk too. My biggest dildo was not making me gag and my caller wanted gagging sounds. The problem with a seasoned old whore like me is experience. Almost nothing makes me gag. I grabbed my husband and my oldest son. I had to put my dirty panties in my son’s mouth so he would not make a sound on the call. I stacked father and son cock on top of each other and made myself a double decker dick sandwich. Between the two dicks in my mouth at once, I knew I could gag. I overestimated my cock sucking skills being that fucked up and I puked on their dicks. Turns out I was the only one who did not like that, LOL. My caller came on the phone hearing me ralph and my son and husband each gave me their biggest cum shot despite the fact that my bourbon and dinner was on their cocks. Hey, as long as you get off, I am happy.

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